Several people have been asking how they can support the site, given our recent breakdown. I just want to say…don’t worry about it. It’s relatively inexpensive so far, and I have this patreon account that covers it 100% plus a bit more I can salt away for future emergencies. So sure, you can join that if you want to chip in a bit: it will be appreciated, and you get my videos commercial free and if ever my spiders start laying again, you’ll get cute and adorable spiderling photos.
However, I have also learned some surprising facts about myself from one of those cheesy AI-driven sites that claims to have inside information on ‘celebrities’ (they’re scraping the bottom of the celebrity barrel if they’re speculating about me.) But look at this!
PZ Myers is one of the richest Biologist from United States. According to our analysis, Wikipedia, Forbes & Business Insider, PZ Myers ‘s net worth $5 Million. (Last Update: December 11, 2023)
If I’m one of the richest biologists in the country, I pity the rest of you. And sorry, my net worth is nowhere near even a million. My main asset is my house, which is paid off, but is still only worth about $150K. I live in an area with low housing costs.
However, that isn’t the biggest surprise.
According to our records, PZ Myers is possibily single & has not been previously engaged. As of December 1, 2023, PZ Myers’s is not dating anyone.
Relationships Record : We have no records of past relationships for PZ Myers. You may help us to build the dating records for PZ Myers!
Form a line, ladies. One of the wealthiest biologists in the country is available!
You will have to fight your way past Mary, though.


Clearly, that is (poorly) translated from some other language.
LLMs don’t make those errors.
You are still rich in terms of housing, since your house is paid off.
Anywhere on the West coast around the large and medium sized cities, that house would go for $750,000 to $1,000,000.
Here is one example, chosen because PZ has heard of Kent, Washington.
We;ll, guess you could let them know – Or Mary could.
Phew! Great to have this blog back. Must admit I was getting worried and starting to think it’d never reappear this time. That was a long break.
I recently sold my late mother’s house in Auburn, WA and was stunned by how high it was priced. If I wanted to be really rich I’d have to somehow transport my Morris house to somewhere near Seattle (or SF) and I’d be able to retire.
i looked for myself on there, no dice (no shock). then i looked for anyone else i have nominal acquaintance with who might be. even mano isn’t on that site! well, he isn’t the richest scientist in america, so maybe not notable enough.
When evaluating your net worth, don’t forget to include the spiders.
I looked myself up in the directory service Nuwber. They have a listing for someone with my name (including middle initial) and street address, but wrong date of birth, landline number, cell number, email, zodiac sign and marital status. The home value they list for my house was correct – when I bought the house 24 years ago. It has gone up about 2.5x since then. All other persons listed on the page as possible relatives or associates are unknown to me.
@3 StevoR
And improve the quality of their product at your own expense?
@8
The expense to yourself may not be great, but when evaluating this keep in mind that the “product” is violating your privacy.
Reginald, ahem. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PZ_Myers