The good news: we’ll have the mortgage on our house paid off by next month!
That’s it. That’s all the good news.
The bad news: we have some major repair work to do on the house. The estimate for that involves many, many zeroes.
Worser news: my mother is in the hospital again. COPD is an evil, vengeful bitch. Didn’t my kind, tolerant, loving mother suffer enough with having to raise me?