You know how the secret to getting rich in a gold rush is to sell shovels? Well, I’m going to be ready when this alpha male plan takes off.
I am going to have to ramp up production by a lot.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
That’s the kind of guy that could goad into chewing lightbulbs to “own the libs”.
Well, I’m not inviting him to the potluck.
I’m wondering if he’s joking?
Just checked it out, it’s a TIKTOK challenge. He’s joking.
christoph @ #4 — It might be interesting to know how many “alpha males” take him seriously.
Obvious tumblr comment:
Spiders georg?
Or:
We’ve finally found spiders georg.
#2—LOL
Eating spiders doesn’t seem all that nutritious but locusts have been on the menu in parts of the world for a long time. I’ve heard there are expectations of swarms this year, or soon, so maybe eat a lot of grasshoppers, and save crops at the same time.
robro @8 I don’t know man. I googled “how do they eat spiders around the world”.
Looks like spiders are a snack or a delicacy. Insects are more a staple I guess…
https://peacefulsocieties.uncg.edu/2017/03/02/piaroa-giant-spiders/
@10 yup, PZ, you’re going to have to switch to spiders with more meat in their torsos. It can also be a reason to demand more lab space and a big electrified fence like in Jurassic Park.
I had assumed that the alpha male diet meant consuming the meat of douchebros.
Coated in enough chocolate you might not even notice the spider part (or parts).
JimB @ #9 I didn’t say spiders weren’t eaten, just not very nutritious. Locust on the other hand…now that’s something you can sink your teeth into.
@12: a falaphel mayo diet?