I still think the hair dye photo is a useful addition.
rabbitbrushsays
5’11″/230 lbs. If that’s the case, imagine what FatNixon weighs.
whheydtsays
And the gall to wear a flag pin as if he is some sort of US patriot.
Pierce R. Butlersays
Would look even better with a height scale and an orange jumpsuit.
wzrd1says
The flag pin is essentially a uniform item for political types. Soon, he’ll have to turn that uniform item in and exchange it for a prison uniform.
Pierce R. Butlersays
whheydt @ # 3: … to wear a flag pin as if he is some sort of US patriot.
How long since you’ve seen anyone wearing such a pin whom we could legitimately call a patriot?
robrosays
That flag pin jumps right out, doesn’t it. It’s just like the cross for Christians…an empty symbol. An orange jump suit with “Fulton County Prison” stenciled on it would be much better.
Interesting that Giuliani actually showed up because I believe he’s part of this effort to get the case moved from the Georgia court to a Federal court.
Kagehisays
I know it would be “cruel and unusual”, but I can’t help but think of the scene at the end of one of the episodes of the new Star Trek Lower Decks, in which the rogue AI Exocomp known as Peanut Hamper is incarcerated in its own tiny cell, in a wall of other insane AIs that have caused problems in the past, and finding, just a tiny bit out of frame, one containing Trump. lol I mean.. are we sure he is actually human, or is he like an even ethically worse experimental android than Lore was? lol
birgerjohanssonsays
The ‘flag pin’ is actually the circuit that prevents him from shifting back into reptilian form.
birgerjohanssonsays
Never mind the flag pin, I had expected an “88” tattoo .
hemidactylussays
America’s Mayor. 9-11. Here he is folks.
Though it has lost a bit of edge over the years there was a more recent episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Frank Reynolds took credit for the dripping hair dye thing. Motor oil (first Chinese then American)! Love the chin diapers! So 2020.
steve oberskisays
Just needs a glass of red wine to complete the picture.
gijoelsays
I thought it was impossible to take a photograph of Rudy. Or was it cast a reflection in a mirror?
Ada Christinesays
sucks to suck
cartomancersays
I’ve seen embalmed corpses more charming.
billseymoursays
Ugh! Please don’t show that again; give us pictures of spiders instead.
Anybody else getting a Nosferatu vibe off ol’ Rudy, there?
wzrd1says
cartomancer, I’ve viewed unembalmed, bloated, moldering corpses with far more charm.
For that matter, the views of the interior of a melted down nuclear reactor has more charm.
AstroLadsays
Why isn’t he holding up a booking placard in front of a height chart like on TV cop shows? Special treatment? Gee, who’d a thought.
As to “patriot”, or “Patriot”, anyone who claims to be one isn’t. Especially with a capital P. E.G., the Bundy clan, and other similar crooks, thugs, and grifters.
Why is it that that mugshot reminds me of Nosferatu?
Die Anywaysays
C’mon Rudy, smile a bit. Look, I know that the joke is on you but surely you can see the humor in it… we all can. We’re all laughing our asses off in fact. The least you could do is give us a wry little grin.
unclestinkysays
Some wag on Reddit has created The Shady Bunch using all 9 mugshots.
Die Anywaysays
PZ sez:”Now waiting for Trump’s.”
It’s out there now. Trump looks as if he’s demonic. Quick, somebody find an exorcist.
Reginald Selkirk says
I still think the hair dye photo is a useful addition.
rabbitbrush says
5’11″/230 lbs. If that’s the case, imagine what FatNixon weighs.
whheydt says
And the gall to wear a flag pin as if he is some sort of US patriot.
Pierce R. Butler says
Would look even better with a height scale and an orange jumpsuit.
wzrd1 says
The flag pin is essentially a uniform item for political types. Soon, he’ll have to turn that uniform item in and exchange it for a prison uniform.
Pierce R. Butler says
whheydt @ # 3: … to wear a flag pin as if he is some sort of US patriot.
How long since you’ve seen anyone wearing such a pin whom we could legitimately call a patriot?
robro says
That flag pin jumps right out, doesn’t it. It’s just like the cross for Christians…an empty symbol. An orange jump suit with “Fulton County Prison” stenciled on it would be much better.
Interesting that Giuliani actually showed up because I believe he’s part of this effort to get the case moved from the Georgia court to a Federal court.
Kagehi says
I know it would be “cruel and unusual”, but I can’t help but think of the scene at the end of one of the episodes of the new Star Trek Lower Decks, in which the rogue AI Exocomp known as Peanut Hamper is incarcerated in its own tiny cell, in a wall of other insane AIs that have caused problems in the past, and finding, just a tiny bit out of frame, one containing Trump. lol I mean.. are we sure he is actually human, or is he like an even ethically worse experimental android than Lore was? lol
birgerjohansson says
The ‘flag pin’ is actually the circuit that prevents him from shifting back into reptilian form.
birgerjohansson says
Never mind the flag pin, I had expected an “88” tattoo .
hemidactylus says
America’s Mayor. 9-11. Here he is folks.
Though it has lost a bit of edge over the years there was a more recent episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Frank Reynolds took credit for the dripping hair dye thing. Motor oil (first Chinese then American)! Love the chin diapers! So 2020.
steve oberski says
Just needs a glass of red wine to complete the picture.
gijoel says
I thought it was impossible to take a photograph of Rudy. Or was it cast a reflection in a mirror?
Ada Christine says
sucks to suck
cartomancer says
I’ve seen embalmed corpses more charming.
billseymour says
Ugh! Please don’t show that again; give us pictures of spiders instead.
Marcus Ranum says
An auspicious start!
microraptor says
His human-suit is breaking down.
Silentbob says
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTBtRkJBPQjHGNSzIMUzuj0CSughyRIUrNeZg&usqp=CAU
lotharloo says
I liked the maggots video better.
WMDKitty -- Survivor says
Anybody else getting a Nosferatu vibe off ol’ Rudy, there?
wzrd1 says
cartomancer, I’ve viewed unembalmed, bloated, moldering corpses with far more charm.
For that matter, the views of the interior of a melted down nuclear reactor has more charm.
AstroLad says
Why isn’t he holding up a booking placard in front of a height chart like on TV cop shows? Special treatment? Gee, who’d a thought.
As to “patriot”, or “Patriot”, anyone who claims to be one isn’t. Especially with a capital P. E.G., the Bundy clan, and other similar crooks, thugs, and grifters.
shermanj says
Why is it that that mugshot reminds me of Nosferatu?
Die Anyway says
C’mon Rudy, smile a bit. Look, I know that the joke is on you but surely you can see the humor in it… we all can. We’re all laughing our asses off in fact. The least you could do is give us a wry little grin.
unclestinky says
Some wag on Reddit has created The Shady Bunch using all 9 mugshots.
Die Anyway says
PZ sez:”Now waiting for Trump’s.”
It’s out there now. Trump looks as if he’s demonic. Quick, somebody find an exorcist.
gijoel says
@ 27 ask and ye shall receive.
https://boingboing.net/2023/08/24/trumps-glowering-mugshot-and-questionable-weight.html
John Morales says
Can’t stare down Lady Justice — she’s blind.
StevoR says
@ ^ John Morales : Blind or just wearinga blindfold?
John Morales says
StevoR, basic semiotics.
But yes, you got the reference.
Chris Whitehouse says
Simon Disbarred Sinister. His name forever more.