I just submitted all of my grades to the registrar, and guess what? Everyone passed! Not a single F in the bunch! All the seniors can graduate now.
I’d like to celebrate, but right now I’m soaking in the soothing vapors of my drugs, and I don’t want to get up, even though there are spiders waiting for me in the wide world of everywhere.
Are they from Lake Wobegon?
The tragedy is those who start University studies without having former the kind of disciplined study habits that are essential for success, and fail, walking away with a huge debt for nothing (no, Joe Biden will not cancer the debt, even though he does not need Joe Manchin to do it).
I meant “cancel” but spell check thought cancer was more appropriate.
PaulBC @ 1
I would have guessed Innsmouth. Because experience with morphing.
You’ve earned the rest , you’ve had a rough few months . Relax it’s good for you!
Maybe spiders will grace your Trophy Wife’s wild garden.
Maybe spiders will grace your Trophy Wife’s wild garden.
Praise the Ungoliant! Not a single F!
@1: Of course. All of his students are above averate!
(average of course. My fingers move faster than my head sometimes.)
If you are a true VIP, “averate” will be the new official spelling.
This is how the aircraft SR-17 became SR-71. Because the boss must never be corrected.
Send up the Secret Spider Signal.🕷️ They (generally spiders, but also octopoda, ephalopods, and maybe a few confused students, zebrafishys, etc.) will rush to yer aid, carrying the bed, you (presumably in the bed), etc., to the Haunt of The Wild Spider, or possibly Mirkwood.
Didn’t you take the proper oath of Science when receiving your PhD to be found died at your lab bench,slumped over containers and plates of your last experiment?
PZ, What drugs seem to be working for you?