But I got a nice shot of the upside-down kiss, ala Spider-Man (2002). I put it on Instagram and Patreon, if you aren’t afraid to look.
It’s a bit like this photo, only accurate.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
on instagram you say “except for the brain sucking part.”
You obviously haven’t kissed certain people.
If I had, my brain would have been liquified, and I wouldn’t be posting here, obviously.