Looking at her T-shirt reminded me of a science fiction short story I read long ago (so long that I can remember neither author nor title) in which aliens intercept a manned spaceship in the outer solar system, and offer to give humans the technology for FTL travel in return for the seventh planet of our solar system.
After some debate, the trade is agreed. At which point, they find out that the aliens number planets starting with the outermost…
Of course, the plot doesn’t really work since August 2006, as trading Venus for FTL travel seems to be a good deal.
She looks like she knows she is taunting you. She has an expressive face. Cuteness overkill.
blfsays
No grandchild of mine is going to be caught in public with a non-biology related shirt! What will people think?
The individual is sensible, rational, can image black holes, and has nothing to do with those gooey messy biologists… except, the mildly deranged penguin adds, the cheesemakers. Spiders optional, she adds, except when they (spiders or grandchild, or even a messy, gooey, biologist) are at the centre of a black hole or, even more obviously(? obliviously?) make cheese.
robrosays
PZ — They would say you are a kind, generous, and dotting grandfather who appreciates all the natural sciences, including astronomy.
Paul Durant @ #4 — You’ve hit on a core taxonomic problem. Not only the order of counting the planets, but what do we mean (and the aliens mean) by planet. Which orbs fall into the “planet” class and which fall into the “dwarf planet.” What happens if and when the classification scheme changes? In any case, I would guess that extracting Venus from the solar system would have disastrous effects on Earth. (I make my living nominally as a taxonomist for content.)
Rob Curtissays
It is known that astronomy shirts are a gateway to physics shirts.
Perhaps she plans to become an exobiologist. (FX: The sound of PZ clutching at straws.)
komarovsays
Oh, come now, she at least tried to appease her elders with a fish-themed necklace, neckloop or whatever the term may be. You should be more appreciative.
Also, has she been dragged into arguments with other kids yet over whether there should be a ninth planet on there? And I shall be very generous by assuming the mandatory “not to scale” is printed on the back.
pwdmsays
But we all know that biology is based on chemistry is based on physicss. So an astronomy shirt should be no problem.
christophsays
Could be worse. It could have been an astrology T-shirt.
They’re pizza planets and you know how many insects you attract when you open a pizza box.
jennyjfwlucysays
I think this is a distraction from the necklace that indicates a profound commitment to ichthyology.
Callinectessays
What are you talking about? All of known biology is featured in that image.
magistramarlasays
The look on her face! That smile! I’m sure that PZ adores her no matter what she wears.
She is such a cutie.
chrislawsonsays
With any luck we’ll find life on Europa…
chrislawsonsays
robro@7 —
I doubt removing Venus would have much effect on Earth now. Possibly in the early solar system is would have made a difference to the extent of meteorite bombardment. Of course the method for removing Venus might be worrying.
steve1says
Do the science disciplines have a rivalry? Is the rivalry like Ford Versus Chevy or the Army versus the Marines?
davidc1says
“No grandchild of mine is going to be caught in public with a non-biology related shirt! What will people think?”
Yes yes ,but when she becomes a prof of star gazing and discovers a new star and names it after you ,you will feel
so proud ,won’t yer .
brightmoonsays
I always wanted to learn the constellations when I was a kid. Finally got 2 easy books when my youngest was about 9 . 365 Starry Nights by Chet Raymo and The Stars by H A Rey ( yes Curious George’s author ) . Spotting planets has become second nature over the years (in fact Venus is out now )
trog69says
“She’s taunting me!” Shades of Fallout 3 with Dr. Zimmer complaining about the android. “He’s mocking me!”
Jason Nishiyama says
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pierre Le Fou says
Does Phil Plait have kids? Maybe they could wear biology t-shirts! For balance, you know.
daverytier says
Spots instead of stripes ? That jupiter is seriously ill.
Paul Durrant says
Looking at her T-shirt reminded me of a science fiction short story I read long ago (so long that I can remember neither author nor title) in which aliens intercept a manned spaceship in the outer solar system, and offer to give humans the technology for FTL travel in return for the seventh planet of our solar system.
After some debate, the trade is agreed. At which point, they find out that the aliens number planets starting with the outermost…
Of course, the plot doesn’t really work since August 2006, as trading Venus for FTL travel seems to be a good deal.
Lynna, OM says
She looks like she knows she is taunting you. She has an expressive face. Cuteness overkill.
blf says
The individual is sensible, rational, can image black holes, and has nothing to do with those gooey messy biologists… except, the mildly deranged penguin adds, the cheesemakers. Spiders optional, she adds, except when they (spiders or grandchild, or even a messy, gooey, biologist) are at the centre of a black hole or, even more obviously(? obliviously?) make cheese.
robro says
PZ — They would say you are a kind, generous, and dotting grandfather who appreciates all the natural sciences, including astronomy.
Paul Durant @ #4 — You’ve hit on a core taxonomic problem. Not only the order of counting the planets, but what do we mean (and the aliens mean) by planet. Which orbs fall into the “planet” class and which fall into the “dwarf planet.” What happens if and when the classification scheme changes? In any case, I would guess that extracting Venus from the solar system would have disastrous effects on Earth. (I make my living nominally as a taxonomist for content.)
Rob Curtis says
It is known that astronomy shirts are a gateway to physics shirts.
Paul Durrant says
Perhaps she plans to become an exobiologist. (FX: The sound of PZ clutching at straws.)
komarov says
Oh, come now, she at least tried to appease her elders with a fish-themed necklace, neckloop or whatever the term may be. You should be more appreciative.
Also, has she been dragged into arguments with other kids yet over whether there should be a ninth planet on there? And I shall be very generous by assuming the mandatory “not to scale” is printed on the back.
pwdm says
But we all know that biology is based on chemistry is based on physicss. So an astronomy shirt should be no problem.
christoph says
Could be worse. It could have been an astrology T-shirt.
Owlmirror says
TEACHTHECONTROVERSY
Lofty says
They’re pizza planets and you know how many insects you attract when you open a pizza box.
jennyjfwlucy says
I think this is a distraction from the necklace that indicates a profound commitment to ichthyology.
Callinectes says
What are you talking about? All of known biology is featured in that image.
magistramarla says
The look on her face! That smile! I’m sure that PZ adores her no matter what she wears.
She is such a cutie.
chrislawson says
With any luck we’ll find life on Europa…
chrislawson says
robro@7 —
I doubt removing Venus would have much effect on Earth now. Possibly in the early solar system is would have made a difference to the extent of meteorite bombardment. Of course the method for removing Venus might be worrying.
steve1 says
Do the science disciplines have a rivalry? Is the rivalry like Ford Versus Chevy or the Army versus the Marines?
davidc1 says
“No grandchild of mine is going to be caught in public with a non-biology related shirt! What will people think?”
Yes yes ,but when she becomes a prof of star gazing and discovers a new star and names it after you ,you will feel
so proud ,won’t yer .
brightmoon says
I always wanted to learn the constellations when I was a kid. Finally got 2 easy books when my youngest was about 9 . 365 Starry Nights by Chet Raymo and The Stars by H A Rey ( yes Curious George’s author ) . Spotting planets has become second nature over the years (in fact Venus is out now )
trog69 says
“She’s taunting me!” Shades of Fallout 3 with Dr. Zimmer complaining about the android. “He’s mocking me!”
Sorry, you were saying?