A clip-on finger for your smart phone!
At least the video doesn’t bother to mention the sexual applications. It didn’t need to, because I know you were all thinking them.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Weirdest thing on the net this morning. But it’s early.
Well that should make masturbation easier.
Actually, I was thinking if they got a whole hand on there you could get a high-five or fist bump anytime you need one.
I like the idea of it tapping impatiently when you have new notifications though.
Yep, just like the “neck massager”
Actually, no I wasn’t.
…. until I watched the video…. then it was obvious.
If you have a smartphone with its own finger….then what is the human for?
Markus Schäfer, Someone has to be spied on.
I rather look forward to the day that a phone can give you the finger.
All I need it to do is to crawl off to plug itself into an outlet, and to catch Pokemon for me.
“Ouch.” – E.T.
Actually, I was envisioning the finger actuating its own phone’s touchscreen, no doubt coordinating the robot revolution.
Actually, there are zones on my back that I always have trouble scratching.
this is just too fucking creepy for me.
first nightmare I ever had was about the “disembodied hand” that crawls up the side of the bed and chokes you.
whoever thought this was a good idea apparently has no conception of creep factor.
I’m going to have to rethink some phrases I associate with my phone, such as:
– Putting the phone on vibrate
– Butt dialing
Anybody have any other phrases?
Might get one, if only so that I can program it to walk/slide the phone and it off of the table, falling into a caldron of boiling oil that I’ll keep just for that purpose when I’m called outside of work hours.
Just wait till it learns to touch itself..
=X)-DX
Amateurs. Check this for comparison:
https://xkcd.com/2000/