What does one wear to a decapitation party? Rick Wiles says we’re going to have one by this weekend.
“America, you’ve been homosexualized. You’ve been Jewdy-ized. I’m just telling it how it is,” Wiles told viewers. “She was spewing out, last night, calls for revolution. She was telling the left, ‘Take a deep breath, we’re at the moment, it’s coming, we’re almost there, we’re going to remove him from the White House.’ We’re about 72 hours — possibly 72 hours — from a coup.
“Be prepared that you’re going to turn on the television and see helicopters hovering over the roof of the White House with men clad in black rappelling down ropes, entering into the White House. Be prepared for a shoot out in the White House as Secret Service agents shoot commandos coming in to arrest President Trump.”
But Wiles wasn’t finished with his hysterical anti-semitism and homophobia.
“That is how close we are to a revolution. Be prepared for a mob — a leftist mob — to tear down the gates, the fence at the White House and to go into the White House and to drag him out with his family and decapitate them on the lawn of the White House,” he said.
In case you’re wondering who “she” is, the leader of the revolution, the one who is going to chop off the president’s head, it’s Rachel Maddow. I knew I liked her.
However, once again, the Left has shown its inability to get their act together. I didn’t get any notice of this glorious uprising. Was it in the same envelope with my check from George Soros? ’cause that’s also late.
They’re just mad that Rachel has better ratings than anyone at Fox news. Number one program on cable in the ratings.
PZ
It’s because the USoA switched colours.
Red has always, everywhere meant TheLeft.
The sekret colour-coding on the postage stamps redirected your mail.
I too am puzzled. My check is also late. What’s up with George?
I’m guessing that the idiot never heard of the frigate not far from the White House, with antiaircraft missiles aiming automatically for any aircraft overflying the Capitol Hill and White House or some rumored additions (and observed Stinger missile armed Secret Service agents on various rooftops).
Or the US Marine barracks on 8th and I, who must’ve taken the weekend off or something.
Or more likely, the speaker was again providing the world with rectally procured “facts”.
So fervently believing a myth based on a first century Judean and it’s antecedents, isn’t being Jewdy-ized, while those listening to Maddow are. Will irony never cease? Oh, and nice segue from homosexuals to “SHE” to Jews to leftist mobs. It’s like he took lessons from Joseph Goebbels.
ouch, better go check my box at the P.O. to look for the letter. I will show up for the revolution, regardless.
BRB
Hold on, we have not even received the black uniforms yet. And we still have people spray painting the blasted helicopters black. No one is willing to attack in an orange helicopter.
Consider the coup postponed ’til next Tuesday. I’ll talk to Georges about the cheques.
I thought he meant Judy-ized. Cuz teh gayz love Judy Garland?
There are moments when I think that the Tight is engaging in a massive reverse psychology campaign:
Right-winger: “Any minute those radical, extreme, Antifa, feminist, pro-gay, atheist, commies are going to bust down your doors and execute you for being patriotic Christian, heterosexual, capitalists!”
Leftist: “Oh yeah! Well, I’ll prove you wrong! I’m doubling my efforts at non-violent protests! Ommmmmmm… Ommmmmm…”
(Right-winger smiles as his agenda steamrolls it’s way through American society while the Leftist gets pepper-sprayed and curb-stomp by the pigs.)
Has it ever occurred to anyone that the only way to defeat the Right is to become the thing they fear most: radical socialists who will violently take away their guns, money, and Bible and teach their brats how to do drugs and fuck?
@#9, Akira MacKenzie:
Repeatedly.
But even ignoring the right wing: the mere existence of centrists as such is an incitement to radicalism. If there’s a bloc of voters who believe that the “best” position (or, depending on the framing of the question, the truth) is somewhere between the extremes, if you have any position at all which is not actually at the center of the current discourse, the more extreme you in your public assertions of views the more you will drag centrists — reluctantly, but proudly because centrists, being trash, value being in the center more than having any consistent moral or ethical stance — towards your position. The fact that the Democratic Party has self-proclaimed centrists at the helm, who are right-of-center in practice at all times because they have already corrected for the Republican Party, should have us all burning Reagan in effigy and throwing Molotov cocktails at stockbrokers and bankers.
As a matter of fact, this idea is a basic negotiation tactic and always has been. But Democratic Party loyalists aren’t interested in negotiating with the Republicans, they want to capitulate to them and pretend it was done reluctantly.
@ Akira MacKenzie
Sure, but:
A.) Such efforts, if they are somehow “successful,” are pretty much always hijacked by totalitarian assholes who manage to make things even worse than they were before
B.) If two leftists get together and whisper something like “let’s just shoot the bastards,” then five thousand FBI agents (having been cleverly disguised as a tasteful topiary of an elephant with its head up its ass) will burst in on them, arrest them, and see to it that they’re locked up until the sun grows cold.
The scum with all the money and power know they’re widely (and justly) despised. That’s the reason the law enforcement apparatus is so bloated and militaristic. They’re watching everyone, but they’re really watching anyone who ever expresses even the mildest of left-leaning sympathies, and there’s nothing in this world they love more than punching hippies.
I thought we were supposed to throw vitriol in their faces…
“Be prepared for a mob […] to drag him out with his family and decapitate them on the lawn of the White House”
And the rest of the world, most of it, will be like “what took you so long?”
As a French, I am also very interested in this parallel between the Trump family and revolutionary-butchered royal families which were rather politically inept (and in the case of Russia, antisemitic to boot), and generally social parasites.
@Chigau 2
“It’s because the USoA switched colours.”
IKR. it’s very confusing for outsiders to watch right-wing yankees yelling “better dead than red”.
@ Akira MacKenzie 9
“the only way to defeat the Right is to become the thing they fear most: radical socialists […]”
I’ll settle for principled socialists with a backbone. Just the novelty of it…
When we French had out little revolution, it took us almost 2 centuries of back-and-forth regime changes to finally settle with something approaching a moderately acceptable democracy. Russia has reached the post-revolution Napoleonic phase, and I fear it will take them even longer than us. So, despite my above approval of your upcoming little upraising*, I would not recommend a full-fledged civil war. Those tend to go messy.
BTW, what’s the dress code? Some of us commie Europeans may be around. Last time, we French were big on No-Pant (Sans-culottes), but we wouldn’t risk to offend.
People, I know it’s tempting to laugh, but this shit will get people killed.
Here’s a former CIA official openly calling for the slaughtering of the opposition.
Like Jehova’s Witnesses end of the world, it will not matter how often they warn about the “Coup” and then it doesn’t happen, their fans are so deeply involved in their cult that it doesn’t matter. And at some point someone will act. Again. Because people have already died.
It’s stochastic terrorism, plain and simple.
@ Vicar #10:
” throwing Molotov cocktails at stockbrokers and bankers”
Let’s start with their wealth. Getting back all the money they have stolen over the years is virtually impossible, so the only realistic solution is to destroy it. Since much of their wealth is tied down in real-estate, burn it down. Burn it all to the ground.
The extent to which the Far Right, in the USA and parts of Europe, have felt able to put their antisemitism on open display again, is both interesting and alarming. It’s never stopped being the key belief of the fascist core of the Far Right, but until very recently, most of them have kept its expression to private meetings for tactical reasons.
Does this mean that Jews and homosexuals can stay home for the actual uprising? After all, we’ve apparently done our bit by getting your country nice and Jewdy and Homosexual for the rest of you.
Just follow the convenient trail of menorot and knobbly dildos to the centres of power and you can’t go too far wrong. If you need extra yarmulkes and pride flags then Stephen Fry will be round at regular intervals to sort you out. Brunch Seder will be at 11.30 – try not to mix up the matzo balls and cream macaroons eh?
Isn’t it spelt “judaised” and haven’t they complained about it since St. Paul?
Maddow 2020 !
The mildly deranged penguin suggests having a few extra heads attached — Zaphod Beeblebrox-style — after going to a decapitation party. Most people make the mistake of attaching them beforehand, but that, she points out, just provides additional practice with the axes. In addition, after the party, there will be a larger selection of available heads, some perhaps with exciting scars.
If you do want to be fashionably equipped for the party, have some extra arms installed. A person swinging five axes simultaneously is far more adorable than the typical boring one or two. She also points out extra arms make it easier to hold the martini, and perhaps also pet the white cat, and go on a multi-axe rampage, all at the same time.
However, instead of the usual eyepatch accessory, she suggests goggles as being stylish and also practical for when it gets messy. You will, however, have to later have the cat cleaned — and always remove whatever bodyparts are floating in your martini before drinking.
Tea and biscuits should be served afterwards.
Didn’t he hear? The Revolution will not be televised. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaoXAwl9kw
KG
What’s even more astonishing is their combined unconditional support for Israel, provided all the Jews go there and kill the muslims for them.
Giliell @13:
Like two years ago when a man with a gun burst into a pizza restaurant in order to save the children from the sex-trafficking ring that Hilary was running in the non-existent basment.
Giliell @ 23:
And what’s even more astonishing than that is that Israel is accepting that support and making common cause with anti-Semites.
As pointed out in poopyhead’s current Political Madness All the Time discussion thread (my added emboldening):
(The above quote is from an opinion column at Al Jazeera.)
Notorious cases include support for Israel from AfD (Germany), Viktor Orbán (Hungary), and Italy’s new fascist Interior Minister (Matteo Salvini), none of which has been refuted by the Israeli government. Orbán has, in fact, just finished a state visit to Israel. And as mentioned in the above link, Israel has sent arms to “the Azov battalion, a neo-Nazi paramilitary organisation in Ukraine.”
This — and other aspects of Israel’s current surreal behaviour — is an on-going topic in that thread.
We’re 72 hours from a revolution. Unfortunately, we’re always 72 hours from the revolution.
Will the in this revolution will be dressed in black leather, Tom of Finland style ?
Gosh, I didn’t see anything reported on the BBC but if you say so. As an outsider I’ll just wish you good luck with your second revolution and hope that it’ll a bloodless one, not like that first one. Also please, please put some competent and decent folks in charge when it’s over. Otherwise you might as well not bother.
@karlalowe (8)
“I thought he meant Judy-ized. Cuz teh gayz love Judy Garland?”
You must be forgetting a far more recent Judy who started her own religion – Judyism:
https://www.azquotes.com/author/24611-Judy_Tenuta
Did Wiles draw a blank on the word “beheaded?” Or did he get hit in the head with a thesaurus.
For me decapitation sounds like something that just happens (for instance in a bad auto accident), while beheading sounds more like something deliberate. I don’t hear cartoon villains calling for their enemies to be decapitated.
Maybe (probably?) it’s just me.
DonDueed@25, you’ll know the revolution actually is imminent when someone demonstrates a viable nuclear fusion reactor, instead of it being perennially 10 years away.
Robert Serrano@29 the term decapitation strike has been used in military circles for a long time. Of course military types mean military action to take out a group or country’s leadership not literally cutting off their heads. Either it’s a coincidence Ricky Vile used the word decapitation, or he’s heard the term and is too stupid to know they aren’t being literal.
“the other communist news channel” : what does he think a communist is ?
as far as I can figure out what the radical right-winging reactionary and alt-right mean by communist is someone other than them and who now own everything being in control and owning everything. The objection is that they want to be the ones who tell everyone else what to do and how to think not “the communists” . so anyone who disagrees with them must be a communist and want to control them. very similar to the religious right and in many cases the same thing
uncle frogy
Who’s in charge of planning and tactics because Trump’s in Bedminster for the weekend. Or should we just wait for Monday? That would give me time to dye my tie-dye fatigues black.
@32 unclefrogy
Thank you for the answer.
As to the meaning of “communist”: Isn’t it funny how we’ve been told time and time again that it was us evil leftists who turned millions of decent but concerned people into raging fascists by calling them Nazis, but for some reason most of you still ain#t communists despite having been called that since the 1950s?
@35 Giliell, professional cynic -Ilk-
In general, I don’t think it is a good idea to call communist, nazi or fascist a person who is not really a communist, a nazi or a fascist. Not that it will turn the person into a communist, nazi of fascist (that would be cool : just call fascists communists to see what happens :) ) but it gives the impression (I think) that the person doing the calling is ready to resort to any trick to make a point. When I see it done, I lose some trust in the speaker.
No, no, no, it’s supposed to helicopters. Black. At the Wacko House. Fighter jet intercepts plane near Donald Trump’s golf club: “F16 scrambled and private plane lands without incident as president [sic] spends weekend at his club in Bedminster, New Jersey”.
“Jewdy-ized”
Wasn’t that a Crosby, Stills and Nash song?
I just got done binge watching her shows from last week. Other than once again praising sweet baby witch zombie jeebus for her brain and again being thankful for her as a role model to my three daughters (one who’s gay) and my son (who probably is too though the biological Kinsey scale jury hasn’t finished bouncing around yet) I missed completely the revolution!
Giliell, professional cynic -Ilk- wrote:
I think the constant accusations of “communist!” or “socialist!” has removed much of the stigma from the label, though. I mean you had eight years of people screaming that Obama is a communist!! from the right, and nothing terribly bad happened, so…
Sadly, I suspect something similar may have happened to the Nazi label.