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  1. Saad says

    Raif Badawi will be receiving 50 of his sentenced 1000 public lashes tomorrow in Saudi Arabia. The crime? Insulting Islam on the internet, of course.

    Public flogging for expressing your opinion about a religion in the year 2015. I think I saw something similar on The Tudors the other day.

    Where are the sanctions and cessation of military aid from the U.S.?

    Blogger Soheil Arabi is sentenced to hang for insulting Muhammad.

    Mohsen Amir-Aslani was hanged in September for saying the story of Jonah in the Quran is symbolic and not literal. That’s how far behind they are. To say reformation is desperately needed in the Muslim world is an understatement. The government denied they hanged him for blasphemy though. They said it’s because he had sex with other people in the Quran reading sessions. Because that makes it totally justified.

  2. dick says

    I emailed the Saudi embassy an hour ago & told them that I’m disgusted with their backward country. I don’t expect them to immediately commute or even cancel the sentence, or institute reforms, however. But I did feel a need to let them know that they are regarded with disgust.

  3. says

    What is the thing I need most right before I move into a new apartment?

    674USD of car repairs, that’s what! Brakes went to the floor on my way out of work, I go straight to firestone, both rear calipers are failed, one rear rotor is rusted through and in two pieces, one of the calipers blew out leaking all my brake fluid. It was a mess.

    Dad was able to loan the money so moving otu is still happening, but still, that’s a lot of money I didn’t want to have to spend even if I get to spread it out over a couple months.

  4. says

    Checking in.

    We’re in the approval process for a new power chair — The Behemoth is, sadly, beyond repair. It’s not a damage issue, well… it is, but haven’t wrecked her; she’s just old, obsolete, and worn down. You can’t even find parts for this particular model any more!

    With any luck, the state won’t have it’s head up it’s ass…

  5. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Rupt again

    Congrats, gworroll, on the lease approval. Sorry bout the car though :(

  6. says

    Portia

    Rupt again

    C’mon, Portia. We expect better than “rupt” from you. Obviously you should be sitting in front of your computer ceaselessly hitting refresh and taking in every little bit of FtB. The heck with knitting and fighting fires and work. We have standards here.

    Giliell

    Lad, boy, man, dude with the pair of L’s in the wrong place — thank you for what you did/are doing on those two other posts. This goes for all the others, too, but it seemed in this case, Giliell took the worst of it.

  7. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    ajb47

    The heck with knitting and fighting fires and work. We have standards here.

    You made me smile ^_^ I’ve got some tea to share as penance for my shameful condition of ruptitude.

  8. Ranzoid says

    What’s the name of that cable that delivers power from the alternator to the rest of the car? I need to get it replace on my 96 Tercel.

  9. Argent Zendik says

    @2 dick
    If you don’t already, and if you can afford to, I’d strongly recommend donating to Amnesty International. They frequently put their efforts to stopping atrocities like that, and have had numerous successes.

  10. says

    Portia

    Tea? You think tea is adequate penance by itself? Maybe if there were biscuits…

    I find myself about lose my wife to Orlando and her firm’s partner’s retreat for the weekend. I have no complaint, really, except that I’ll miss my wife while she’s away.

  11. Trickster Goddess says

    CBC News reports that the surviving staff members of Charlie Hebdo say they will publish the next issue of the magazine on schedule.

  12. EveryZig says

    So I am taking an art class (currently a beginner at drawing), and what better way to get the hang of drawing than some nice, wholesome blasphemy? Therefore I bring you:

    Muhammad Sketchbook Log:
    Currently Drawn:
    Brohammad {Sunglasses and smoking a joint}
    Slowhammad (Pikachu be upon him) {Slowpoke with beard and turban (though its hat already kind of looks like one)}
    Snowhammad {Snowman with extra sphere on head and twig beard}
    Crowhammad (Peep be upon him) {Crow with a turban with a feather in it because I find the idea of a bird wearing a feathered hat hilarious}
    Showhammad {Muhammad on a TV screen}
    Knowhammad {Muhammad as a nerd, saying X = 0 in reference to algebra and the number 0}
    Nohammad {A dotted outline of Muhammad}
    Glowhammad {Muhammad with a lightbulb for a turban, wearing a suit like Edison}
    Moohammad (Cheese be upon him) {Minotaur Muhammad with a wheel of cheese on his head}

    Planned:
    MuHammad {Muhammad eating deliciously haram bacon}
    Muhammead (Bees be upon him) {Muhammad with a keg of mead, a beekeeper’s hat, and a beehive on his head}
    Muhammered {Drunk Muhammad; Muhammead is pouring him another drink}
    Muhammerhead (Seas be upon him) {But who would win in a fight between Muhammerhead SBUH and Raptor Jesus?}

    I plan to scan the page and upload it somewhere once it is full.
    Any more suggestions for visual Muhammad puns?

  13. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    Giliell,
    That song got me into listening traditional Sephardic music

  14. rq says

    Anyone have any good suggestions for interesting, colourful documentaries on insects/spiders/other creepy-crawlies that would captivate children?

  15. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    Er, the one in 17, haven’t read 18 yet

  16. says

    @rq “Microcosmos” has some stunning insect visuals. There is no narration, however, just music, so you don’t learn as much as you might from other nature docs.

  17. rq says

    Chris
    That’s okay, too – the explanatory bits aren’t currently as meaningful as the visuals. Thanks!

    F.O.
    Thank you for that suggestion, too.
    (BBC + Attenborough seems to be a pretty good standby in general.)

  18. bassmike says

    Hi all. Here’s another drop off of *hugs*. As long as Giliell doesn’t take them all there should be plenty to go round!

    rq : I’m sorry to bring this up, but if my memory serves you mentioned a good friend of yours whose grandmother died on New Year’s Day. Coincidentally a colleague of my wife has had to return to Canada as their grandmother passed on New Year’s Day too. I didn’t like to bring it up, but I thought it was quite a coincidence!

    I haven’t had the spoons this week to join in with the Paris shooting comments.

  19. rq says

    bassmike
    Condolences to the colleague of your wife.
    Interesting coincidence, indeed, though I doubt it was the same grandmother. :) (Friend was an only child, and all of her cousins have remained in Canada, as far as I know.)
    Don’t worry about not having the spoons, it’s been another horrifying week. And here’s to 2015 being a better year.

  20. rq says

    Tony
    IMO, anyone who still buys tickets to a Cosby show is an asshole.
    And you got the death-wish treatment too, I see. :( *hugs*

  21. bassmike says

    rq I figures that it was just coincidence. I’m with you in hoping that 2015 is better. Both on a global scale and a personal one!

  22. says

    Well, I had some links to add to the ‘Later this morning in America’ thread, but the page won’t load for me. I’ve tried 6 times now. Guess I’ll wait til the morning. Err, later in the morning (i.e. in the afternoon when I wake).

  23. rq says

    If you need assistance, Tony, I can post them up with reference to you, if it won’t load for you later either!

  24. says

    rq
    You’re invited, too

    Tony
    Play scrabble?

    +++
    Maybe I’m at least as smart as the people who write these books. But it’s a bit disappointing when you read a page, think “I gotta idea! I gotta idea! Original! Original!” and on the next page they have the exact same idea. So unfair!

  25. Nick Gotts says

    Monitor note
    Tony!@27,
    PZ will see your email about Azuma Hazuki I think, but I’ll resend anyway.

  26. says

    rq
    Oh, I was making a reference. You know, you seem to be simultaneously saying that tellinh a rape joke is bad (especially when you’re accused of many of them and that giving money to an accused rapist for his show is also bad.
    You cannot do both, I’m afraid.

  27. azhael says

    @21 rq

    Another Attenborough’s treasure: Micro Monsters 3D
    You might also want to check out Empire of the Desert Ants, Planet Ant-Life Inside the Colony and Spider House. Even if they don’t follow the content, the images are wonderful.

  28. birgerjohansson says

    KatieKat, I found another example of “Plotz” in an old collection volume of MAD magazine.

    A literature hack explains the business of literature to a reporter. He points out an example of milking past successes; an author stands beside copies of his best sellers: “In Cold Blood”, In Colder Blood” and “Blood So Cold That You Will Plotz”!

  29. says

    Ok. I think that’s enough for me. I’ve exhausted any patience I have for Azuma. Think it’s time for bed. Hopefully when I wake up, I’ll see the red letters o’ doom from teh Poopyhead (not directed my way; I’d hate to deprive you all of my dazzling wit and sparkling personality)

  30. birgerjohansson says

    B eatrice, In regard to “Retu rn F rom The Stars” I did not read the whole novel. I did not knowt it contaned a rape.
    So did Kurt Vonnegut’s “Welcome To the Monkey House”. What is it with authors born in the 1920s and rape??
    — — — —

    Saad.
    The arbitrary laws about heresy serve as rubber paragraphs to execute people who dare question the system. Like the Third Reich “schutzhaft” it can be used on anyone for anthing.

  31. laurentweppe says

    ::sigh:: I just saw Azuma’s comment to me. Damn, they’re just waaaaaaaay far gone.

    But don’t you see? Raif Badawi is going to be flogged for the crime of displeasing the clerical aristocracy which lord over Saudi Arabia, therefore expressing murderous intent toward people who feel disgusted by the notion of treating like shit french commoners who happen to belong to the muslim laity is to-ta-lly ra-tio-nal

    /sarcasm

  32. carlie says

    Thanks for the recommendation, cicely!

    Anne, thanks for that link! Those are better than the other info I’ve seen.

    It’s 20 degrees outside now – after yesterday, it’s like going to the beach!

  33. Eric says

    Howdy. I’m Eric and I’m an atheist. I’ve made random comments here & there, but am far & away NOT a regular here (or outside the lounge, truth be told). It’s too… exuberant for me.

    Anyway, hey guys! I didn’t mean to interrupt.

  34. says

    I have a horrible case of SIWOTI. HELP!

    ****

    Eric @54:
    Welcome to the Lounge.
    Don’t worry about the exuberance outside the Lounge. Many a commenter has preferred to limit their participation to the Lounge and that is absolutely fine. We’re a friendly crowd around here.

    Oh, and you’re not interrupting anything. We tend to have multiple conversations going on at any time. Feel free to jump in or chat about something you like.

    As the resident mixologist, can I offer you a tasty adult beverage (or a N/A version)?

  35. Eric says

    @#55: Tony: I already have vodka & Sprite going IRL, so no virtual drink is necessary.

    Thanks for the welcome. I just read PZ’s articles and read some of the comments, so I “technically” know some of you via comments I’ve read. I recognize a number of names here (how do you find the time??).

    I’m gonna just watch for now & respond to what I can. Not used to this..

  36. rq says

    Hallo, Eric. Before you settle in, please complete this paperwork.
    Or just write a comment expressing your thoughts on (a) cheese (b) horses (c) peas (BONUS) Miracle Whip. Sorry for the sloppy formatting. Answers due LAST WEEK or else no comfy chair!
    (Hi.) :)

    Tony
    Get thee off to bed.

  37. says

    ::A queer shoop saunters up to the bar. First he fills a martini glass with ice and water to chill it. From the huge bourbon inventory PZ kindly keeps stocked up for the Lounge, he grabs a bottle of Maker’s Mark. Then he grabs a bottle of Sweet Vermouth. Then a shaker tin with ice. After a 3-count of Vermouth and a 9-count of bourbon is added to the shaker tin, the mixture is shaken vigorously. It is then strained into the no-longer-contains-ice & water-martini glass and a cherry is dropped in to garnish. Hands drink to Eric.::

    Of course only after I’ve made the drink do I think to ask if you wanted it straight up or on the rocks (and, for that matter, if by proper Manhattan, you meant one with Angostura Bitters, which some people prefer in their Manhattans ((but not others)) ).

    ****

    rq:
    Yeah, it’s about time to become one with my 7 pillows as I drift off into the land of Morpheus (I’ve only been saying that for like an hour).

  38. Eric says

    I need to practice my HTML:

    @rq:
    a) Fontina
    b) Arabian
    c) as nasal weapons
    d) Gross. Miracle Whip is an abomination before mayonnaise.

  39. Eric says

    @59Tony: Yes, proper as in bitters. Glad you chose Maker’s; it is a fine Bourbon. Thank you. I can only wish it were real.

  40. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Good morning Lounge!

    Welcome in, Eric. We are prone to non sequiturs and whatnot, and there are people are varying levels of participation and exuberance. Join in at your leisure.

    The wind has covered the roads with the snow that fell three days ago, and now the temp is diving again after a short respite yesterday. Gonna go nowhere as much as possible. After work, that is.

  41. Saad says

    Tony, #29

    And that audience? A bunch of fucking assholes.

    Geez, you weren’t kidding:

    A woman who got up from one of the front rows and walked past the stage was asked by Cosby where she was going. When she answered that she was going to the lobby to grab a drink Cosby responded: “You have to be careful about drinking around me.” The remark was met with loud applause.

    A few minutes later a heckler yelled at Cosby that he was a rapist.

    Cosby stood up as the crowd started to boo the man and asked them not to respond. “No, no, stop,” he said, waving his hands.

    The man was removed from the theater by a police officer while one member of the audience yelled “we love you” to Cosby.

    Source

  42. rq says

    Anne
    I haven’t been working as hard as the others, I just like to stick my foot in every now and then.

  43. Saad says

    The frustrating part for me is how completely derailed that thread is now. People like Azuma make our point for us. What would have otherwise been a serious discussion with updates on the situation like the Good Morning, America thread is now all about vile anti-Muslim bigotry. What a shame.

  44. azhael says

    @68 Saad
    Yep, but shit like that needs to be addressed. She won’t stop being a violent bigot and as long as she continues to contaminate that thread with her disgusting violent bigotry, it can’t be ignored.

  45. rq says

    Saad
    Agreed.
    I would say it should have gone to the Thunderdome earlier than this, but I doubt Azuma would have listened. It might be a good time to re-rail the thread, though, with more focus on updates, because frankly, I’d much rather talk about that than Azuma’s hatefulness.

    +++

    Not a good time to get involved in a ‘diet can prevent cancer’ conversation on FB.
    Especially since Person just fell all over themselves by first saying that of course diet prevents (not reduces chances of, but prevents) cancer, but then two comments later, it is impossible to prevent cancer through diet because it is not possible to eat perfectly enough. *sigh* Not a good day for this.

  46. Saad says

    azhael,

    Yep, but shit like that needs to be addressed. She won’t stop being a violent bigot and as long as she continues to contaminate that thread with her disgusting violent bigotry, it can’t be ignored.

    I didn’t mean to imply ignore her. I meant ban her from the thread after a few posts. She made it very clear what her position was despite facing criticism from nearly everyone. I haven’t seen this much double down since I was last in KFC. Or was it Dawkins’ Twitter?

  47. K.R. Syncanna says

    Ugh. A friend of mine from Austria and I talked about the recent attacks. Of course he blames Islam as a whole and excuses everything the west did to those Islamic states. And then got all pissy with me for saying we have to look at why things happen to prevent them, which includes looking at the context of which things occur. He believed this last claim means I think what happened to those cartoonists is okay. He claimed that there is plenty of empirical evidence of muslims causing the greatest harm – in spite of the massacres, political manipulation, and arbitrary borders prescribed by western nations. He also said the Koran leaves no room for interpretation, and I therefore have to wonder why then there are sects of muslims that disagree with each others’ interpretations. I think I set him straight on what I think, but holy shit why do islamophobes think they are being rational and empirical?

  48. azhael says

    Oh, i know Saad, I was just adding to your comment. I know you weren’t implying that. I too wish she had been prevented from continuing to post her hatred all over that thread, over and over, but she wasn’t….

  49. says

    Saad, azhael:
    PZ doesn’t ban commenters all that often. He usually leaves the commentariat to eviscerate trolls, bigots, and the assorted n’er do wells who show up here. And even when an alert is sent by a monitor, all that does is flag a particular comment. PZ might decide to ban the commenter from Pharyngula (or just a particular thread), quarantine them to the Thunderdome, or disemvowel their comments (although I’m thinking that takes a bit more work than kicking them out of a thread).
    I don’t know for sure, but at a guess, I figure PZ knows that the commentariat won’t let shit stand. Plus, the process of shredding poor arguments or calling out bigotry can be educational for others.

  50. says

    rq:
    I was totes gonna go to bed, but in my defense, I laid down to rest last night around 9 pm and awoke at 2, so my sleep pattern is off. I still haven’t given up on visiting the Sandman, though. I don’t have to work until 3, so I can get a little bit of shut-eye. Of course, there’s the lil’ problem of me not currently being all that tired (but just tired enough to not be much good for anything).

  51. rq says

    Tony
    *tsk tsk*
    A tired Tony is a useless Tony! And you should post up those two articles you have on FB. :)
    Also, I think Azuma’s comments on that thread were ban-worthy, especially after the porcupine trope was brought out.
    I think PZ is busy, though, which is why he hasn’t got around to the thread yet.

  52. Yellow Thursday says

    I’m so proud of myself. I got accused of being part of the Illuminati yesterday. :D

    I spent several hours last night chatting online with a muslim man from Algiers. His English wasn’t very good, and I don’t speak Arabic or French, but he still managed to express that he thought one of the eyewitness videos from the attack on the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists was faked. (So there must be one less dead, or something? He agreed that those killed inside the building were actually killed, but insisted this one outside wasn’t.) And 9/11 was an inside job (because you can totes see the blasting caps falling in the videos). And we didn’t actually go to the moon (check the shadows!). And his god created the universe (because a ship needs a captain to make it from the US to Algiers).

    He accused me of being a man and part of the Illuminati after I said I didn’t buy into his conspiracy theories. I laughed so hard.

  53. says

    Yellow Thursday @77:
    Wait, you’re not part of the Illuminati? Then who’s the Yellow Thursday that sits next to me in our weekly world domination meetings?
    One of you is a pod person!

  54. azhael says

    I think she has been so surreally over the top and ticked so many different boxes that a ban is probably warranted, but of course that’s for PZ to decide. In that last comment of mine i was refering to banning her from that thread, at least…I agree that such spectacles can be very educational and i’m all for leaving that kind of stuff out in the open for everybody to see whether it’s me or someone else who fucks up, but after several of her posts i don’t think there was any point to it anymore…it was just vile for the sake of vile…

  55. conorhall says

    Can anyone tell me how to change my avatar? I assumed it populated from my facebook but that’s not my facebook picture anymore.

  56. says

    Ooh, this is big.
    New chief of Discovery Channel wants to get rid of mermaids, megalodons, and all the other fake shit

    Bye bye, men eaten by snakes!

    So long, mermaids!

    Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Megalodons!

    TV critics fell deeply, madly in love with new Discovery Channel chief Rich Ross this morning at Image (2) Rich-Ross__121030170026-275×301.jpg for post 362290Winter TV press Tour 2015 when he said he would not continue the network’s trend of telecasting fake stuff.

    “It’s not whether I’m a fan of it,” Ross said, which critics let slide. “I don’t think it’s right for Discovery Channel, and think it’s something that has run its course. They’ve done very well… but I don’t think it’s something that’s right for us.”

    Critics came ready to do battle with the new programming chief over some of the programs they most love to hate on the brand they once adored. That includes its two fake mermaid documentaries, and two suggesting the Megalodon still roams the ocean — the second of which, Megalodon: The New Evidence became the highest rated episode of the network’s most recent Shark Week, with 4.8 million viewers.

    So excited did the critics become with his news, they started asking Ross if he’d kill Finding Bigfoot – and maybe some of the freak-show series like My Crazy Obsession — on other Discovery Communications networks Ross is not tasked with overseeing.

    Once he’d explained patiently to them that he “just has to worry about what I do,” they settled down and got back to Discovery Channel shows.

    “Do you haves plans to repair relationships with scientists and educators who felt those shows betrayed a mission and gave false information?” one critic asked eagerly.

    Ross explained patiently he’d made a very strong statement this morning as to the direction in which he’s taking Discovery Channel, naming HBO veteran John Hoffman as Executive Vice President of Documentaries and Specials. “This was not just a signal, it was a message that it’s very important to us, and to me, that when people are telling stories and they’re delivering information that it is true and can be entertaining as well, which is mandatory.”

    Discovery is “more narrowly niched than it needs to be,” Ross said, and that he intends to return Discovery Channel to the “No. 1 brand for whole family and not just for the men in the family.”

    Even beauty pageant questions, like “What is your dream project?” he kept on-point, responding he’s looking for programs that “impact people to do something,” hinting he thinks history programming is “underutilized,” and is looking at a couple of pieces of scripted programming along those lines. His idea of an ideal Discovery show is one that “makes people care and do something about it.”

    Discovery’s recent, critically reviled Eaten Alive, was “the right intention, with a packaging that was deeply misleading,” Ross said. Its star and would be snake snack, tour guide/snake enthusiast Paul Rosolie cares deeply about snakes and wanted to draw attention” to them, Ross said generously; TV critics who thought Rosolie cared most deeply about promoting Rosolie let that slide too. “To me you don’t have to be so sensational, and over-promise,” he said of that show. “The fervor of that story kind of got out of control.” Ross said he’d rather program a special in which “the story is clearer and it is what you want to watch but you don’t expect something at the end of it that can’t possibly happen.”

    “I don’t believe you’ll see a person being eaten by a snake in my time – I can’t over-promise that, but that’s how I feel today,” Ross said, as TV critics resisted the urge to give him a standing ovation.

  57. opposablethumbs says

    French news reporting hostage saved (Dammartin), several hostages saved (Paris).

  58. Yellow Thursday says

    Tony @78
    Shhhh! You’re not supposed to tell anyone about the meetings! The shoop’s out of the bag, now! We’ll have to move the meetings to the undersea dome.

    … that is, I mean…. <..> *ahem* I have no idea what you’re talking about.

  59. Bernard Bumner says

    There is footage of several people apparently (five or six) fleeing the supermarket after the police raid, including (I think) a child being carried. The question is how many people haven’t escaped with their life.

    AFP suggests that the Dammartin suspects came out firing on the security forces – well isn’t that just so fucking Butch and Sundance? Fucking ridiculous murdering arseholes who think they know what glory and martyrdom is.

  60. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    rq
    I think you know the right, moral, and upright answer to your question.
    Given the choice, always choose to shop for books.

    I’m reading Azuma’s flameout.
    It reads like someone worn down to the breaking point. I sort of feel sorry for her, even with all her reprehensible comments.

  61. rq says

    Portia
    I’m psychic because I totally took your advice before I even read it. :)
    Final literary count: 4 new reading victims, two of which are mystery reads in that I don’t know who the authors are and I chose them on the basis of (a) cover illustration and (b) blurb on the back and (c) the ring of the title.
    The other two are Margaret Atwood’s rather-less-than-newest The Year of the Flood (I read Oryx and Crake in both languages and then sort of stopped having the opportunity to buy many books and I want to finish the trilogy) and a Dick Francis book by the son of Dick Francis whose name escapes me at the moment and I left the bag of books in the car so as to be less distracted. Anyhoo, yay me! That’s pretty much the year’s quota right there. *sigh*
    Speaking of books, one of the christmas books was Ursula K LeGuin’s Left Hand of Darkness, as translated into Latvian. I must say, they didn’t mangle it too much, with a few problematic issues with the pronouns that are more pronounced in Latvian than in English. But altogether, well done. I still prefer the English, as it is a more solid language – Latvian can get too colourfully flighty and poetic, even when it doesn’t need to be, and that sort of ruined the gravitas towards the end, but still, enjoyable and worth the 5 euros I paid for it (yay discounts).
    Annnyway.
    It’s raining and tomorrow evening is the Second Largest Storm of This Century, so I best get some work done tonight. :P

  62. Bernard Bumner says

    FFS – two hostages being held by a gunman in Montpellier.

    It may just be a botched robbery, in which case the robber needs to start talking, because there isn’t going to be an under-reaction.

  63. rq says

    Bernard
    I like how the reporting is so low-key and matter-of-fact, right down to mentioning that there is no reason to connect this to the other incidents. Hello, less fear-mongering!

  64. blf says

    Je suis Charlie!

    CBC News reports that the surviving staff members of Charlie Hebdo say they will publish the next issue of the magazine on schedule.

    Basically, yes. They’ve said next week’s edition will come out (on Wednesday (the usual day), 14-January), and they are planning a one million copy print run (the usual is c.60,000 copies). Funding, equipment, office space, etc., is being donated through a number of sources (it is, unsurprisingly, all a bit uncoordinated at the moment), and the distributors have said they won’t charge for next week’s issue.

    Sources: Al Jazeera English, The Grauniad, and others. (The Grauniad’s parent organization has pledged £100,000.)

  65. says

    From the ‘Later on this morning in America’ thread, rq asked:

    Also, out of interest, is that ‘Jr’ officially on all your documentation, or is that just a way of differentiating you from your dad? I’ve always wondered about that – like, is the ‘III’ in someone’s name actually on the birth certificate? How does that work?

    I just checked, and yeah, the ‘Jr’ is on my birth certificate. It’s part of my actual name.

  66. rq says

    Yeah, sorry, that was totally off-topic. :P
    Interesting. I wonder if that applies in all cases – do you think it is important to put in that Jr., or is it okay to leave it out, just like it’s okay to say Mike Brown instead of Michael Brown Jr all the time?

  67. blf says

    Je suis Charlie!

    I used to live in Montpellier and recognize the area. Which isn’t hard, actually, that is very much in the central area.

  68. says

    feministhomemaker in the Russia thread brings up a question that’s also been on my mind lately: Where do we go to complain about advertisements again? They’re complaining of a noisy popup for a game called League of Angels, while I’m having a problem that periodically when I try to go to ‘Recent Comments’ on my phone, my browser is highjacked to open Google Play and try to make me install new apps. This, incidentally, is why I categorically refuse to turn off my adblocker or whitelist any website whatsoever under any circumstances; despite promises to the contrary, no one is ever able to meet my very simple requirements regarding ads: No popups, no movement, no noise, no javascript that crashes my browser, and above all, no hijacking my clicks and taking me somewhere else entirely.

  69. blf says

    Je suis Charlie !

    We’re all peas at heart, it turns out.

    What color is the sky on your planet?
    And how many swallows does it take to carry an unshelled potatoe?

  70. Yellow Thursday says

    Giliell, thanks for the invite to the pillow fort. :)

    Is there still a line for the ghey secks with Brownian (yeah, I know he changed his ‘nym), or has everybody who hasn’t been sated wandered off? ;)

  71. Saad says

    This just also happened

    Hundreds (if not thousands) of people killed in a mass murder by Boko Haram. Sadly, the victims’ skins are too dark and they don’t have much connection to global politics so let’s keep an eye out for around the clock news coverage, pundits having panel discussions, and memes flooding social media.

  72. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    and now for something completely different:
    Czechs Reach For Kebabs After Firebrand Politician Slams ‘Radical’ Muslims

    Thousands of Czechs have pledged to eat a kebab on January 9 as part of a mass action launched on Facebook aimed at supporting the country’s Muslim residents.

    The “A Kebab Against Idiocy” campaign in support of the country’s tiny Muslim population — one of several similar initiatives on social media — comes in response to controversial remarks by a populist politician [Okamura] attacking Islamic practices.

    …..

    “Every kebab we buy is another step toward burqas,” he [Okamura] wrote. “How will they taste to your wife when she has to eat them with a veil on her face?”

  73. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    well, that was completely inappropriate after Saad’s comment

  74. says

    10-year-old shames Boston Globe

    Kristen Lartey was a 22-year-old recent graduate of St. John’s University, active in youth ministries and running her own nail design business when she and two friends were shot to death on a Sunday evening in August 2012. That’s according to a story in the Boston Globe a few days after the tragic murder.

    But according to a database of homicide victims on BostonGlobe.com that the paper promoted on the last day of 2014, she was nameless—simply “unknown.”

    That day, the Globe touted its homicide database on Twitter, and linked to it alongside the newspaper’s annual homicide-data wrap up article.

    But the Globe’s database—covering all the city’s murders since 2008—was missing dozens of victims’ names, in addition to other absent or incorrect information that is publicly available.

    I tried in vain to get the Globe to update its pathetically out-of-date listings, but those running the site wouldn’t talk about what went wrong, didn’t seem to understand why it was a big deal, and were not in a hurry to update the errors and omissions in the database.

    I spent years maintaining a Boston homicide database at the Boston Phoenix, so I know that A) with very, very rare exceptions, homicide victims’ names are public record, and not “unknown”; and B) people rightly expect the media to show some dignity and respect regarding information about their loved ones who died tragically and young.

    Or, as Cecelia Faller puts it, by not bothering to include some of the victims’ names, “you make it seem like some people’s lives matter more than others. And that’s not true.”

    Faller is 10 years old. She lives in the North End, and has no particularly close ties to any of the victims—but she understood the problem better than anyone at BostonGlobe.com seemed to.

    And it was Faller’s investigative work, published over the course of several days on her mother’s Twitter account, that finally shamed the Globe into publishing a massive update to its database—although the newspaper has yet to acknowledge Faller’s work. Nor has it published a correction or even a notification that the database has been fixed.

    When I spoke with her by phone the other day, Faller told me that she was perplexed by tweets from Globe staffers—including the Globe’s Digital Advisor and former Nieman Foundation fellow David Skok—that seemed to suggest that the incomplete database list was a technology problem, and that it would take some time to resolve.

    The 5th grader, who has no prior reporting experience, was smarter than that. “I knew you could just Google it,” she tells me.

    And Google she did. Using the paltry information in the database, Faller found one “unknown” name after another, which her mother tweeted out with under hashtag #GlobeUpdate.

  75. rq says

    Beatrice
    Also I saw on twitter a version of #illridewithyou popped up in France. Don’t know if it took off, though.
    I like Okamura’s assumption that women eat their food through the veil. Mm-mmm, I always thought I needed more fibre in my diet.

  76. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    Giliell,

    Yes it is! I’ll forget (again) how to spell it in about 5 minutes.

  77. Saad says

    Beatrice,

    Hah, I understand. Happens all the time.

    There must be some number which would serves as a threshold. How many black people from Nigerian villages and towns have to die for it to be THE main news on news websites. Would a million do it?

  78. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    Suggestion to PZ

    A thread about events in Nigeria.

  79. EveryZig says

    diet prevents (not reduces chances of, but prevents) cancer

    It works. Consider: What do all cancer victims have in common? Being alive. And is a necessary part of being alive? Eating. Therefore, if you never eat, you will never get cancer. I rest my case.

  80. rq says

    In other news, I have to go to court on Monday. As an expert witness, boo-yah!
    The only problem here is that we don’t actually get any lessons in how to present evidence in a court, so I’ll just have to wing it, but I’ll have More Experienced In Court Colleague with me, so it should go well. What could possibly go wrong?

  81. says

    How many Muslims do you think are in your country? Randy McDonald has a post up at Demography Matters that includes a graphic noting that people in various countries greatly overestimate the number of Muslims in their country. People in France apparently think 31 percent of the population are Muslim when it’s actually 8 percent. Canadians think 20 percent are Muslim, 10 times the actual figure of 2 percent. Even the Japanese overestimate the number of Muslims in Japan.
    http://demographymatters.blogspot.ca/2015/01/on-systematically-overestimating.html

  82. tiko says

    Did anyone else catch PZ on Radio 4’s ‘more or less’ programme this Afternoon ( Britain 4.30pm) ? It relates to a post PZ made a few days ago regarding the role of bad luck in getting cancer.
    I’ve had a look on the internet and there does seem to be an indication that the ‘listen again’ service is available in other countries but to be honest i’m not sure.
    Here’s the link if anyone outside the UK wants to give it a try.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04xf1d5

  83. says

    timgueguen

    How many Muslims do you think are in your country? Randy McDonald has a post up at Demography Matters that includes a graphic noting that people in various countries greatly overestimate the number of Muslims in their country.

    I know that every muslim in Saxony manages to frighten 3 people who need to huddle together at the Pegida demo to find strength in numbers.
    I think it’s 4-5 million in Germany. It’s hard to tell because yes, culture and religion are interwoven, so even those who don’t give a fuck about the religious stuff will identify as “muslim”

  84. laurentweppe says

    I think it’s 4-5 million in Germany. It’s hard to tell because yes, culture and religion are interwoven, so even those who don’t give a fuck about the religious stuff will identify as “muslim”

    Same numbers and same problem in France: many Christians and Atheists who happen to have Muslim ancestors are nonetheless identified as Muslim by people who swear that they’d never confuse Islam with an ethnicity.

    Of course, the irony is that if France was 31% Muslim, as people polled claim to believe, the Muslim community would simply be way too powerful through sheer numbers to remain a viable target for the far-right, who most probably would fall back to its old antisemitic habits.

  85. says

    laurentweppe

    Of course, the irony is that if France was 31% Muslim, as people polled claim to believe, the Muslim community would simply be way too powerful through sheer numbers to remain a viable target for the far-right, who most probably would fall back to its old antisemitic habits.

    Now, of course, since those terrorists are also virulently anti-semitic, jewish people are their best buddies. Thankfully most of them are too smart to fall for it. If there was one good thing it was the usually insufferable Michel Friedmann* closing ranks with representatives of muslim communities on TV
    *Member of the German Jewish Council

  86. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Signed the lease, got the key, and holy crap I have an apartment. The closet is huge.

    WOOHOO! :D

  87. blf says

    Hundreds (if not thousands) of people killed in a mass murder by Boko Haram. Sadly, the victims’ skins are too dark and they don’t have much connection to global politics so let’s keep an eye out for around the clock news coverage, pundits having panel discussions, and memes flooding social media.

    You mean like this, Nigeria: 2,000 feared killed in Boko Haram’s ‘deadliest massacre’, which has been on the front page of The Grauniad for multiple hours now (since before your insulting comment quoted above). Your USAlienstani “lamestram media” bias can feck off.

  88. rq says

    gworroll
    WOO HOO!!! *confetti&blackbread&salt*
    It’s traditional Latvian housewarming (though I added the confetti just for fun). Enjoy the new residence, I hope it works out well for you!!

  89. says

    Of course, the irony is that if France was 31% Muslim

    That’s a staggeringly huge number. If true, and Muslims were anywhere near as consistently aggressive and united as islamaphobic assholes think, France would be *done*. That was roughly the portion of the population that supported the American Revolution, though to be fair, we did need a lot of outside help.

  90. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    from blf’s link
    TW violence

    .
    .
    .
    .

    District head Baba Abba Hassan said most victims are children, women and elderly people who could not run fast enough when insurgents drove into Baga, firing rocket-propelled grenades and assault rifles on town residents.

    what do you want to bet that women were included in that “slowed down” group because they were the ones socialized to care for the other two groups? Just horrific on so many levels.

  91. says

    blf #137
    I could be wrong about this, but I’m pretty sure Saad is Dutch, and not a Yank. Nor does a single headline in a single news outlet in any way defy Saad’s point, which is that this isn’t headline news in every news outlet in the Western world, and will almost certainly not continue to be headline news for days after the fact, with multiple articles analyzing every detail about the victims, the killers, their motivations, etc. etc. etc.

  92. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    blf,
    WtF?
    Sure, Saad is biased, not all the papers posting article after article after article about attacks in France and at most a single article buried somewhere about Boko Haram massacre. (fine, in that one example it’s on the front page)

    Since one example is enough to proclaim QED, here’s mine: bbc.com doesn’t even have Boko Haram mentioned on the front page.
    ta-dam!

  93. Saad says

    blf,

    You mean like this, Nigeria: 2,000 feared killed in Boko Haram’s ‘deadliest massacre’, which has been on the front page of The Grauniad for multiple hours now (since before your insulting comment quoted above). Your USAlienstani “lamestram media” bias can feck off.

    I do live in the U.S., but I’m spot on with my comment. Coverage of this is and will be taking a very distant back seat to Charlie Hebdo and the Boston marathon bombing. You’re wrong if you think the Guardian or any major British publication will be covering the Baga massacre with anything like the depth and detail and probing that they’re covering the Charlie Hebdo killings with.

    My comment also wasn’t insulting. Well, it was insulting to the media culture (and I suppose people outside of the affected area in general) for treating Nigerian lives with disregard because they won’t get them ratings.

  94. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    my siwoti has been triggered

    the independent
    How satellite imagery may finally uncover the tomb of Genghis Khan is above the article about the massacre, for fuck sake.
    By the time I scrolled down there, I already half-decided to give up the search.

  95. rq says

    Saad

    Well, it was insulting to the media culture (and I suppose people outside of the affected area in general) for treating Nigerian lives with disregard because they won’t get them ratings.

    And entirely deservedly so.
    Because as it stands, even the oh-so-in-depth coverage of Charlie Hebdo downplays the non-white deaths in the massacre.
    And then there’s the attempted NAACP bombing in Denver a couple of days ago, still only minor mentions.

    +++

    And boogers. Now I can’t decide if I’d rather live on Salad Street, or Ozone Street. Or Concrete Lane. *wiggles eyebrows* (No, we’re not moving, I just come into contact with a lot of interesting street names via work.)

  96. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    rq,

    In Slovenia, I pass through a village called Village.

  97. says

    Well, I watched the German news extensively today. The Boko Haram massacre was mentioned, each time, like 20 seconds, right before the weather. You’ve got to go looking for it on the Tagesschau website.
    Also, mentioning of attacks against mosques etc.: zero
    Asked Mr. today if he heard of them. Of course no.t

  98. Saad says

    Dalillama, #147

    Not a problem.

    Beatrice, #148

    “Where do you live?” must be such a frustrating question for them to answer. It sounds like it could be a Fry and Laurie skit.

  99. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Personally, I enjoy that Illinois has Cairo (pronounced KAY-ro) and Milan (MY-lin)…and some others that I can’t remember, which also have charmingly Mid-western pronunciations. And googling has informed me that mentalfloss has a whole list of this phenomenon. I might have confirmation bias, but Illinois looks overrepresented on the list!

  100. rq says

    Newt OW pot house. :D (Well, excyuuuze me, that’s how I read it first!)
    Well, I live next to a town called Ogre, and there’s a town called Ape, and there’s a town called Ragana (means ‘witch’) here in Latvia.

  101. rq says

    … The funny story about Ogre and Ape being that, back in the good old glory days of the USSR, they used to have communist meetings where representatives would wear pins with a portrait of Lenin on them, and the town name written underneath.
    No, English wasn’t a popular language back then.

  102. K.R. Syncanna says

    Anyone else reading Butterflies and Wheels? It’s getting very strange, seems to be a lot of “intent is magic” posts regarding the CH cartoons.

  103. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    We have a town called Rijeka (means river, but no one ever translates the name in English).
    It’s situated on the river Rječina (which means big river…. but it’s actually a really small river)

  104. rq says

    haha Beatrice That’s like the local ditch-river being named ‘the tumultuous one’. Hmmm…

  105. rq says

    There better not be any trains on the way home. I swear my body is already asleep and my brain is not long in following.

  106. says

    Portia
    There also is “California” in Germany…

    rq
    Well, Bitche and Condom in France are not as close to each other as they could be…

    Which reminds me of a “kids are assholes” story from my school days.
    We had this guy in class who was horribly old-fashioned and not really gifted in social things. When we read “Cat on a hot tin roof” he spent the whole time being perma-embarassed about the ghey secks. one day, with a few of us in a car we drove behind a car with the number plate BIT – CH 655*
    Mind you, we all had English as our main subject so we giggled, except for him cause he didn’t know that word. We told him to look it up.
    It really was not our fault that he chose to ask the teacher instead…
    *randomn numbers

  107. K.R. Syncanna says

    Portia,
    Yeah, I was kinda hoping that it was just me. That blog had been quite enjoyable up to this point.

  108. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    K.R. Syncanna
    Ophelia went off the rails for me …when was that trans-hate storm? A few months ago? A few weeks? I don’t know. Long story short: I wasn’t a regular reader, but she convinced me of her not-worth-reading-ness a while back.

  109. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Freethought blogs is randomly routing to a whole new site, which is an ad, and no “back” option, like freethought was never there. WTF. Have I gotten a virus on my work computer? : /

  110. Saad says

    There’s a Jot ‘Em Down Road in Georgia (the U.S. state).

    There’s a very popular road in Karachi, Pakistan which translates to Monkey Road. Never saw a single one.

  111. K.R. Syncanna says

    Ophelia went off the rails for me …when was that trans-hate storm? A few months ago? A few weeks? I don’t know. Long story short: I wasn’t a regular reader, but she convinced me of her not-worth-reading-ness a while back.

    Did she say something ridiculous in response to all of that? I definitely missed it, did she make an offputting blog post or was it one of her comments or both?

  112. Nick Gotts says

    K.R. Syncanna@156,

    Ophelia Benson’s long been that way. Did you realise that “Muslim” is not a race, so you can say whatever you like about Muslims and not be racist?

  113. thunk: prawo jazdy says

    Portia (and others):

    Personally, I enjoy that Illinois has Cairo (pronounced KAY-ro) and Milan (MY-lin)…and some others that I can’t remember, which also have charmingly Mid-western pronunciations. And googling has informed me that mentalfloss has a whole list of this phenomenon. I might have confirmation bias, but Illinois looks overrepresented on the list!

    Not to mention Tampico, Athens, New Athens, Marseilles, Versailles, Vienna, Eldorado, Des Plaines, and San Jose, Illinois, none of which are pronounced in the European manner. My favorite, though, is Benld.

    Now that I go to university in Oklahoma, it has also contributed a few more– most importantly Miami (ends in a schwa), Okemah (begins with the vowel in “cut”), and Chickasha (rhymes with Chick-fil-A) (the name is Choctaw for “Chickasaw”).

    Wikipedia has a whole list of lists of these names: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_names_in_English_with_counterintuitive_pronunciations
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_place_names

  114. Tony! The Queer Shoop says

    From Clevehicks’ #131:

    With all due respect to the great cartoonist Ann Telnaes, it is simply not the case that Charlie Hebdo “were equal opportunity offenders.” Like Bill Maher, Sam Harris and other anti-Islam obsessives, mocking Judaism, Jews and/or Israel is something they will rarely (if ever) do. If forced, they can point to rare and isolated cases where they uttered some criticism of Judaism or Jews, but the vast bulk of their attacks are reserved for Islam and Muslims, not Judaism and Jews. Parody, free speech and secular atheism are the pretexts; anti-Muslim messaging is the primary goal and the outcome. And this messaging – this special affection for offensive anti-Islam speech – just so happens to coincide with, to feed, the militaristic foreign policy agenda of their governments and culture.

    To see how true that is, consider the fact that Charlie Hebdo – the “equal opportunity” offenders and defenders of all types of offensive speech – fired one of their writers in 2009 for a writing a sentence some said was anti-Semitic (the writer was then charged with a hate crime offense, and won a judgment against the magazine for unfair termination). Does that sound like “equal opportunity” offending?

    Didnt someone or several someones in that headache of a thread claim that CH was an equal opportunity offender?
    ****
    rq@146:
    I have noticed that several media outlets dont even mention Elsa Cayat, the lone woman killed in the CH attacks.

  115. K.R. Syncanna says

    Ophelia Benson’s long been that way. Did you realise that “Muslim” is not a race, so you can say whatever you like about Muslims and not be racist?

    Yeah, I just saw that in one of her recent posts. Good god. Welp, so much for that blog.

  116. rq says

    K. R. Syncanna
    I used to read B&W very regularly, but then there was the transphobic disrespect (she had a post about women and men, and a minor, respectful correction in inclusivity was mentioned in the comments, and things went downhill from there, with a lot of doubling down and… yeah, wasn’t pretty), and now I only go there when utterly bored at work and all else has been read. And I have, actually, been purposely staying away during discussions of Charlie Hebdo.

  117. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    thunk:

    Tampico! I didn’t even know Tampico was a copy-cat name. TAM-peh-ko. :D

    Ophelia went off the rails for me …when was that trans-hate storm? A few months ago? A few weeks? I don’t know. Long story short: I wasn’t a regular reader, but she convinced me of her not-worth-reading-ness a while back.

    Did she say something ridiculous in response to all of that? I definitely missed it, did she make an offputting blog post or was it one of her comments or both?

    All of the above. I don’t have links (anymore, or rather, don’t feel like digging right now). I made what I thought were fairly moderate comments disagreeing with her analysis, and she actually banned me from commenting.

  118. says

    *yawn*
    Bed. Now

    You know what’s really ironic with all the discussions? The muslim person I probably know best is one of #1’s friends: blonde curls, blue eyes. Her mother is an incredibly attractive woman whose skirts are much shorter than anything I ever wore *gg*

  119. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    Ha, seriously? Banning Portia?!

    You are fierce, don’t get me wrong, but not in a way I would expect anyone to want to ban you.

  120. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Beatrice:
    Yeah, I usually feel pretty timid, especially here where so many smart, informed people are fact-and-logic-checking ^_^
    *obligatory remark about it being her blog and whatnot*
    But then, Ophelia showed that she has very different values and priorities than the general culture in the Lounge or Pharyngula more broadly.

  121. K.R. Syncanna says

    I intentionally didn’t read there atm, because I knew what would be posted. Yeah, the amount of people who whitesplained this whole thing is amazing…

    Yeah, it’s really ridiculous :/

    I used to read B&W very regularly, but then there was the transphobic disrespect (she had a post about women and men, and a minor, respectful correction in inclusivity was mentioned in the comments, and things went downhill from there, with a lot of doubling down and… yeah, wasn’t pretty), and now I only go there when utterly bored at work and all else has been read. And I have, actually, been purposely staying away during discussions of Charlie Hebdo.

    She actually got upset about someone wanting her to include trans people in a post? Yeah, I’m so done with her now.

    All of the above. I don’t have links (anymore, or rather, don’t feel like digging right now). I made what I thought were fairly moderate comments disagreeing with her analysis, and she actually banned me from commenting.

    I’ll do digging if I feel like head-desking a lot, no worries. Thanks for bringing this to my attention.

  122. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    good night, Giliell

    I should probably head to bed as well, I’m driving again tomorrow morning. An early morning on a Saturday *sigh*. Oh well, I did just spend a couple of days on vacation (technically 2 days, with the weekend in between).

  123. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Our CaitieCat was the one who oh-so-kindly pointed out that she was being a bit cis-centric, and then yeah, she got mad. And my support for Cait was the ban-offense. (Just so I’m clear that I wasn’t the one to spot the original ciscentrism).

  124. rq says

    K.R. Syncanna
    (Can I shorten that to just K.R. when addressing you?)
    It wasn’t even to specifically include, in words, something about trans people, but to alter I think two words that would automatically make the idea as such more inclusive. Something about pregnancy, I think the topic was. And then there was a follow-up post about how terrible people were being in comments and all that. :P
    If you do go searching for it, you have been warned. :)

    Beatrice and Giliell
    Good night! I’ll be nodding off soon, too. Though hopefully not while behind the wheel. Here’s to unicy roads tonight!! I’m off.

  125. Saad says

    Does anyone have tips on maintaining an unfinished basement (it’s above grade if that makes a difference). I’m saving money for other stuff so probably won’t be finishing it for five or more years. The one consistent advice I’ve found online is to maintain a humidity not higher than 50% which I can manage with a dehumidifier. Are there any other things? Is there some sort of treatment or cleaning process that I should have done to the 2×4’s and the concrete floor?

  126. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    I couldn’t help it. I had a case of sWwoti (Someone WAS Wrong On The Internet)
    Here’s the thread.
    I’m a little confused – the comments where she says ‘I guess Portia won’t mind not commenting here anymore’ or whatever snide shit she said, are gone. It was that thread right? Anyone else remember? I’m not imagining things, right? : p

  127. rq says

    Our basement is currently a haven for spiders, wine and the furnace. I have no useful advice to offer, sorry.

  128. thunk: prawo jazdy says

    If I recall correctly from my A+ days, there was also an incident, probably a year or so before the others mentioned, where Benson posted some squicky/possibly triggering images on the front page (the subject matter of which I don’t exactly remember), was asked to provide trigger warnings (or put them under the fold, i’m not sure), and refused to do so. Doubling down followed in earnest.

    Aside from that, g’nite rq, Beatrice, and Giliell. May those travelling have safe trips.

  129. K.R. Syncanna says

    @Portia, sounds like a lot of bullshit went down :/
    @Rq, yes you may call me KR, and I may just go searching right now!

  130. pHred says

    Oops – sorry for the repeat. I managed to miss that – I only visited B&W occasionally. Still – good grief.

  131. Saad says

    rq,

    Our basement is currently a haven for spiders

    My nightmare. I’d block arachnid immigration.

    And actually, I think I have a poor understanding of what is meant by “grade”. I don’t know for sure if the basement is below or above grade. It’s above ground of course, but the driveway in the front is on a higher level than the floor of the basement.

  132. Tony! The Queer Shoop says

    K.R.
    After that incident at B&W I stopped following Ophelia and defriended her on FB. Her reaction to CaitieCats gentle request was ridiculous.
    There were also a few regular FtB commenters who sided with Ophelia who earned a bit of my disdain too.

  133. Saad says

    Damn :(

    A security officer approached him from behind with a huge cane and started beating him. Raif raised his head towards the sky, closing his eyes and arching his back. He was silent, but you could tell from his face and his body that he was in real pain. The officer beat Raif on his back and legs, counting the lashes until they reached 50.

    The full sentence of 1,000 lashes will be carried out over a period of 20 weeks.

    “It is appalling that 19 weeks of flogging await Raif Badawi over the coming months. Saudi Arabia’s authorities must act immediately to halt all further floggings,” said Said Boumedouha.

    Link

  134. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    you’re right
    sorry

    I’ll also remember what I said about going to bed. My brain is all muddled.

  135. pHred says

    Grade simply means ground level. So if the floor of you basement is above ground level then it is above grade. If the floor of your basement is lower than ground level that is below grade. If the driveway is at a higher level then the floor it sounds like your basement is below grade, at least for portions of it. Would water flow down into the space from the outside or not?

  136. Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says

    And actually, I think I have a poor understanding of what is meant by “grade”. I don’t know for sure if the basement is below or above grade.

    After watching home improvement shows for a while, a basement at “grade” is one where most of the basement on level ground would be underground, with only 1-2 feet of concrete/windows, often in window wells, showing around the house. If a house is built on a hill, the uphill side may be at “grade”, but you might be able to step out of a door onto the ground on the downhill side, or you have a large window you could easily climb out of instead.

  137. Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :) says

    I wish I could go back to school.
    I want to take Geology courses.

    I know what you mean. That’d rock.

  138. Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says

    he one consistent advice I’ve found online is to maintain a humidity not higher than 50% which I can manage with a dehumidifier.

    If you have a sump pump, make sure it is working properly, checking it yearly, so it can handle spring thaw and heavy spring/summer rains.

  139. chigau (違 ,う) says

    I wish I could go back to school.
    I want to take Philosophy courses.
    ….
    Azkyroth
    Your ‘That’d rock.’ Was most excellent.
    got one for philosophy?

  140. says

    Cleaning out my current bedroom at my parents place, I move something and this awful smell erupts. Had I been eating, I would have been throwing up. It was a smell like death itself. Which, well…

    It was a dead mouse. A dead mouse that had clearly, at some point, been stepped on. Unclear if it was covered by anything when this happened, though it’s been covered since.

    I frequently walk barefoot in this room.

    I really hope it was covered when I stepped on it.

  141. Esteleth is Groot says

    Boring, Oregon doesn’t have anything on either Normal, Illinois, or Oblong, Illinois.

    I’ve been to both places, BTW.

    And supposedly there was once a headline that said, “Oblong Girl Marries Normal Boy.”

  142. Rowan vet-tech says

    I am so buggar all tired of my brothers divorce drama. Yes he had reason to be upset with some of the actions my sil has taken, but he’s making utterly irrational demands that is putting a strain on my relationship with everyone, including my boyfriend. I so don’t want to be around any of my family that I’m watching the newest hobbit movie for the second time *tonight * and hitying up a motel for the rest of the night. I just want to be a hermit.

  143. rq says

    This is how every Saturday should start: with skeleton competition and an abundance of men in tight sports clothing. Bobsleigh coming up in the afternoon.

  144. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    rq,
    that sounds like something that could work.
    By work I mean make you let out steam cartoon-like out of every orifice. That sure cleans one up.

  145. says

    Good morning

    rq
    My right tonsil has been giving me troubles for days. That usually means “Hi Giliell, here’s your immune system. I’m working hard on something, I’ll let you know if it works”

    +++
    Well, I hope OB never complains about “murder the troublesome ex wife” jokes and misogynist slurs again. Free speech, right?

    +++
    Yay, I get to put up some furniture. I really like that

    +++
    The kids are playing superheroes. They’re saving the animals from the humans who throw their rubbish into nature.
    Good kids.
    Justified misantrophy.

  146. Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :) says

    Well, I hope OB never complains about “murder the troublesome ex wife” jokes and misogynist slurs again. Free speech, right?

    Or porn, for that matter. (Not specific industry practices, the entire concept). Because THOSE women obviously can’t make their own sexual decisions and need The Right Women to manage their lives…

  147. rq says

    Giliell
    Once Eldest said that he would save the entire world, everyone except hunters, because hunters kill animals, and that is bad.
    (We didn’t tell him that Husband’s uncle is a hunter.)

  148. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    A little general suggestion:

    Ignore Azuma. It takes two or more to make a thread all about Azuma.

  149. says

    Well, you can call that Hivemind, but, you know, when I make a statement that gets flack, I sort of do look at who’s the origin of both, flack and support. I am admittedly more inclined to reexamine my ideas when I get praise by people who are known to be horrible…

    rq
    My kids are currently not quite sure what they think about vegetarianism. Well see how this family develops…

    +++
    Conversations among atheist couples…
    I have this nice pic of disapproving Idris elba with “shouldn’t you be writing” on the wall.
    Mr: Who’s that
    Me: Idris Elba
    Mr: You find him attractive?
    Me: Yep, totally!
    Mr, mocked offense: Why????!!!
    Me: Because he is!
    Mr: But your my wife! You must not find other dudes attractive! That’s already in the Bible!
    Me: Nonono. The Bible says that you must not lust after other people’s wives. I get to lust after as many dudes as I want to!

    Also, I’m 12
    I always giggle when I read “screw control” on my power drill…

  150. K.R. Syncanna says

    After that incident at B&W I stopped following Ophelia and defriended her on FB. Her reaction to CaitieCats gentle request was ridiculous.
    There were also a few regular FtB commenters who sided with Ophelia who earned a bit of my disdain too.

    Yeah, I read the exchanges. How can anyone react that way to Caitie? She’s always so tactfully informative.

  151. rq says

    Giliell
    I giggled all through that. ;)
    I’ve had a similar conversation with Husband, except it’s about reversing global paradigms – instead of the man being the lustful one, in our relationship, the woman is!
    And power tools have their own certain… je sais exactement quoi, mais je ne veux pas dire? (transl.: I know exactly what but I don’t want to say.)

    +++

    Bobsleigh’s on now and the track is terrible, so results are all over the place. Waiting for smart remarks from the kids – last year, they (the elder two) wanted to be boblots*, but Middle Child said he didn’t want to change his name to Oskars (the two top bobtains in Latvia are both Oskars at the moment).
    * bobsleight + pilots, I just made it up and it is now an official term.

  152. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    I’m not so sure about those ćevapi I had for lunch.

    Ugh

  153. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    Giliell,

    Well, I don’t think the “proper” way of eating ćevap(č)i(ći) includes sauce, but I sometimes eat them with ajvar which is made of tomatoes, bell pepper, onions, garlic and eggplant.

    I think the problem with mine was that there was pig in them. I like Bosnian ones, which are made only from beef.

  154. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    Giliell,

    Yeah, we usually buy mixed for other purposes, but for ćevapi, just beef tastes much better- to me at least.

    I like to make them myself, so that I put exactly as much spice as I want (usually just salt and pepper). This time mum bought pre-made. Which is another possible issue. You never know what they put in those. Running theory is: everything that was bad enough they couldn’t sell it but good enough they probably won’t give you food poisoning, with added lots of paprika to kill other tastes.

  155. ledasmom says

    rq @ 214: When the sinuses are a little stuffy, my go-to is a cup of hot water with a few grinds of black pepper, some ginger and a pinch of cayenne, with lemon. It works, but you don’t really want to drink the last bit in the bottom of the mug.
    Giliell @ 221: There’s a company somewhere around here called something like “Braman Screw Machine”.
    There’s a bar in town called The Venue. We think The Band should play there.
    Massachusetts has a lack of funny town names, except for Athol, which is the punchline to the joke about Governor Peabody having three towns named for him.

  156. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Rowan:
    *hugshugshugs*That’s so hard, I’m so sorry he’s putting you in that position. Big congrats on doing self-care.

    rq and Giliell
    SO and I were watching a TV show the other night and he says “I don’t know why I think so, but that actor is a very good looking man. Like, really really good looking” (It wasn’t Idris…he calls Idris my boyfriend because i drool so emphatically over him).

    Aaaaah it’s the weekend. And it might get a bit warmer today.

    KR:
    Based on Cait’s discussions here, she works really hard at being so unoffensive when she informs/educates. So, yeah. : p Sometimes it’s impossible to be “civil” enough for some people.

  157. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    Hello Lounge!

    Half past midnight watching reruns of Countdown on ABC Rage…

    Anyone outside of Austalia have a clue what I am talking about? :)

  158. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Hi gobi! Good to seeya.
    If you need to stay awake, I just brewed a fresh potta coffee.

  159. rq says

    Husband just came home from work, and was all ‘That Jennifer Lawrence, she’s pretty awesome, and good-looking, too!’ I was tempted to reply, ‘No no nonono, that’s not how this works!’

  160. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    Hello Portia! Long time no type!

    Is it real coffee or that powdered stuff?

    Yes… I am a coffee snob.

  161. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Oh, my, I don’t think I’d call the powdered stuff “coffee.” Coffee snobbery is accepted in my corner of the Lounge ^_^ It’s fresh brewed, but in a regular drip, not a fresh press or anything ;0)

  162. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    Hmmmm…
    Just now realising how much I have filtered early 80’s music videos in my memory.

    Having a traumatic big hair flashback episode.

  163. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    Hi rq!
    Wife has not given the ‘go to bed’ command yet. :)

    Also: morbid fascination for eighties music video shows – it’s like watching an accident happen but you can’t stop looking.

  164. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    Oh. Dear. Dog.
    David Lee Roth singing ‘Just a gigolo’.

    The horror…

    The horror…

  165. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    Was always uncomfortable about puppet master/mistress name.

    It had… uncomfortable… connotations for a sockpuppet lol.

  166. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    Hello Saad.
    I was lurking in the CH thread but didn’t have the emotional energy to comment.
    Was very impressed with your comments.

  167. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    @rq

    No need for sorry – she is sitting here grinning at what I typed :)

    Evil sense of humour.

    Bad lady! Bad, bad lady!

  168. says

    ‘morning. Hot tea is available.

    Rowan, [hugs].

    Welp, thanks Horde* for reminding me, I finally got around to dropping Ophelia’s blog from my feedly, too. She’s entitled to her opinions, but not to my eyes and brain reading them. I expect someone will be along shortly to decry our unprovoked evil hivemindy attacks on Freeze Peach. Pfui.

    *spelled it right this time, so there.

  169. Saad says

    Thanks, gobi. :)

    Eight people have just been killed in terrorist attack on an imambargah (Shia place of worship) in north Pakistan.

    The mullahs win again. They have a horde of stupid fanatics ready to do their bidding and kill and be killed while they enjoy the gains. They’re basically gangs which fight over religious influence over the uneducated. It’s quite easy to see: if killing the other sect gets you instant heaven, why aren’t the mullahs lining up to do it themselves?

  170. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    Good night Lounge!
    The good music / bad music ratio just tipped in favour of sleep.

  171. rq says

    gobi
    Hopefully she’s at least grinning with you, not at you.

    Saad
    Not only that, but this, too. Don’t know if there’s anything new in there, but WHOA those numbers. :((((

  172. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    News about the ~2000 dead in Nigeria is finally on the front page of our papers.

  173. says

    And I really, really, really need to slam my head into the desk now.
    35 k people are marching in Dresden for tolerance and liberty and unicorn farts (come on, everybody is for unicorn farts)
    Which is good.
    But, you know, for weeks, Pegida dominated the city, free to terrorize the small migrant population, with just a few thousand people standing up to them.
    You know, if it takes dead people for you to realize that maybe people shouldn’t have to live in fear and that maybe tolerance is a value worth fighting for, you’re too fucking late.
    Because I know that shit. When the tears are dried they will go back home and ignore the beginnings once again and then get out again and cry their eyes out when people are dead.
    Yeah, I’m not a professional cynic for nothing…

  174. Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says

    @Giliell:

    Please remind me NOT to hand Mr the saw ever again (all fingers still attached)

    Phew!

    In high school chemistry our teacher gave us the safety lecture on the first day. Many of us hadn’t met him before. I certainly hadn’t.

    We were quite confounded to see his 9 fingered gestures, wondering whether he was the best or worst person to give us such a lecture…

    [relevant to your story, it later turned out to have been a home-carpentry accident]

  175. says

    CD
    Oh, Mr works very safe, much safer than me. After all he works in the chemical industry, a place where you don’t get to make a second mistake. But he’s not really good at thinking things through. So he misstreated the poor furniture and the poor saw in order to get a rectangle out of a board instead of drilling holes at the corners so he could simply turn the saw. I only noticed when he was done.

  176. says

    More rightwing religious nonsense in reaction to the Paris attacks, from dunderheads in the USA:

    […] Bryan Fischer speculated that the attack by radical Muslim terrorists on the French magazine Charlie Hebdo that killed twelve people may have been God’s retribution for the magazine’s blasphemy.

    Given that the magazine, in addition to mocking Islam and Muhammad, also had a long record of running satirical articles and cartoons about Christianity and Jesus, Fischer raised the possibility that this attack was punishment for the magazine’s repeated violation of the commandment that “you shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.”

    “They made a career out of taking the name of God, the God of the Bible, the father of the Lord Jesus,” said Fischer, who has made the case in the past that instituting anti-blasphemy laws in America was entirely feasible.

    Noting that Exodus 20 states that “the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain,” Fischer theorized that just as God regularly sent “idolators” to attack Israel as a “rod of correction” in order to “discipline his own people” for their transgressions, so too had God used these radical Muslim attackers as retribution for against Charlie Hebdo for its anti-Christian blasphemy. […]

    Right Wing Watch link.

  177. says

    Another Republican U.S. Senator signals that he lives in 1950.

    Senator Ron Johnson, you know– the guy who got rich by finding someone to support him, has a pearl of wisdom for all the working single moms out there: If she wants to “increase her take-home pay” instead of having yet “another child out of wedlock” to increase her welfare windfall, she should instead “find someone to support her.” […]

    Johnson is quick to admit that he stole this incredibly sexist riff comes from his uber-misogynist pal, U.S. Rep. Glenn Grothman. But some things are so awesome, that you just have to use them yourself! […]

    […] it is a ridiculous notion to suggest that when you’re a single parent, working below the poverty line, that you would intentionally have another child to get more government assistance and “increase your take-home pay.” Obviously, food stamps, health care and other government assistance don’t come close covering all the expenses that come with having a child and what Johnson and Grothman fail to grasp in their misleading calculations of “income,” is that children actually eat and children actually get sick– the “increased income” they’re talking about comes in the form of increased benefits that all (in most cases literally) get eaten-up by the children. […]

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/01/09/1356674/-New-Committee-Chair-Ron-Johnson-A-Working-Single-Mom-Should-Find-Someone-to-Support-Her

  178. birgerjohansson says

    But Boko Haram only killed two thirds the number of people killed at 9/11 so tooootally irrelevant (sarcasm).
    Beatrice, wasn’t the town near Rijeca mostly Italian before WWII but subjected to communist ethnic cleansing? sad.
    Also, if you read Lem’s “His Master’s voice” (about SETI), as I recall there is no misogynist stuff in there.

  179. Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says

    If she wants to “increase her take-home pay” instead of having yet “another child out of wedlock” to increase her welfare windfall, she should instead “find someone to support her.” […]

    Hmm….I wonder if the Senator is aware that often why a single mother is on assistance is that the man responsible for the children walked out on his responsibilities…It appears he fooled folks into thinking he can think through an idea, when he obviously can’t, and must resort to sloganism.

  180. says

    Oh, FFS, conspiracy theorists have already created a Charlie Hebdo Truther category of nonsense.

    For example:
    – It’s all Israel’s fault. Mossad was involved.
    – It’s President Obama’s fault. He emboldened the terrorist.
    – U.S. Intelligence services are to blame. They want to wreak havoc in Europe.
    – France itself is to blame because the county allowed Muslim immigration.

    The summary above was culled from a Mother Jones article.

  181. birgerjohansson says

    Sri Lankan president suffers shock defeat despite astrologers giving favourable prdictions https://proxy.freethought.online/singham/2015/01/08/sri-lankan-president-suffers-shock-defeat/

    Isn’ this the asshole who presided over civil war, ethnic cleansing and the final massacre that crushed the tamils?
    — — — — —
    The Daily Mash guide to satire for jihadists http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/the-daily-mash-guide-to-satire-for-jihadists-2015010994260

  182. says

    Nerd @277, good point.

    Speaking of Republican politicians who can’t think straight, Texas offers up a prime example today:

    The Fifth Circuit will take up marriage equality cases from Texas, Louisiana, and Mississippi Friday, and despite being a conservative panel, the judges could rule in favor of marriage equality. In the event that happens, one Texas lawmaker has an alternative plan for the marriage ban: make it illegal — essentially a punishable crime — for clerks to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples.

    State Rep. Cecil Bell Jr. (R) has introduced HB 623, the “Texas Preservation of Sovereignty and Marriage Act.” It would prohibit the use of taxpayer funds (including governmental salaries) for the licensing of same-sex marriage, and any employee who violates this restriction would no longer be allowed to collect “a salary, pension, or other employee benefit.” […]

    http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2015/01/09/3609858/texas-marriage-license-bill/

    More details of the nonsense in which Representative Bell engages are available at the link. There’s a photo of the dunderhead as well.

  183. says

    More news on that dumb TLC reality show in which gay mormon men marry women, supposedly happily. Link.

    TLC producers lied about the guys featured in “My Husband’s Not Gay.” TLC issued this statement: “The individuals featured in this one-hour special reveal the decisions they have made, and speak only for themselves.”

    Not true. Three of the gay guys from Utah support discredited “conversion therapy” organizations. There’s a former chairman of Evergreen International, for example. Other connections include North Star and People Can Change.

    GLAAD was right to condemn the TV show.

  184. says

    From the comments below the Salt Lake Tribune article about the TLC show (link to article in #281):

    There is nothing therapeutic about the abusive techniques used in futile attempts to change gay men’s sexual orientation. The Mormon church uses coercion to herding gay men into this quackery. While the organizations, Evergreen and North Star, that promote this quackery claim no direct affiliation with Mormon Church , they have no other visible means of support. Piercing the corporate veil should be simple. I hope the gay men who have been harmed by this abuse will sue the church into financial oblivion.

  185. Funny Diva says

    Giliell, professional cynic -Ilk- @264

    …I know that shit. When the tears are dried they will go back home and ignore the beginnings once again and then get out again and cry their eyes out when [white/Real Yurrpean] people are dead.

    FTFY. And you’ve been rocking so hard btw, Giliell. Thank you for sticking to your guns. The amount of point-missing and “how DARE you criticize [my privileged self/group]” has been stunning.

    And I’ll just leave this Big Pile ‘o Hugz here, shall I? Since I ate all the Fererro Rocher…sorry.

  186. rq says

    Also, ledasmom @233, when my sinuses stuff up (as they inevitably will, eventually at some point this winter) I’ll have to get the recipe from you! When it comes to my sinuses, I’m willing to try anything.
    Once.

  187. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    Giliell,

    mm chocolate
    I have some banana and coffee chocolate to share.

  188. Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says

    @FunnyDiva:

    a) Hihi.

    b) You (and many others) have been right-on to notice and celebrate a lot of great work on Giliell’s part. That’s some serious Yeowork being done by Giliell. More power to her.

  189. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    Hammering away, the upstairs neighbors. My hand would hurt by now.

  190. says

    Some mormon commenters weigh in on the TLC show (link in #281, follow up in #282):

    The tribune just likes to push lies. there is nothing “discredited” about helping people do positive things.
    ———–
    When a person goes through puberty and the ensuing conflict, which modern gays interestingly deny and pretend didn’t happen, it would be accurate to call someone who chooses homosexuality an “ex straight” person, since their body is entirely wired and built from birth to join with a member of the opposite sex after puberty, to further the species.
    ———
    It also shows that conservative wives can accept their husband’s homosexual attractions. Liberal wives would insist on a divorce.

  191. says

    When a person goes through puberty and the ensuing conflict, which modern gays interestingly deny and pretend didn’t happen

    Ah, my daily dose of stupidity has been met.
    I recall going through puberty and I’ve never tried to pretend it didn’t happen. That would be a patently ridiculous thing to assert.

  192. Funny Diva says

    @ Crip Dyke

    Hi, Hi! *pouncehug*
    How’s bayou?

    And your able back-up in that discussion was also a significant contribution. I liked that you were able to write from what was clearly a charitable interpretation of [what’stheirface, can’t remember] potential confusion. Who says Teh Horde always defaults to reflexive Troll Stomping?

    And Saad, and everyone else in that thread who’s provided perspective and reinforcement: hugz and thanks to you, too.

  193. says

    For some reason I can’t open any of the articles at The Salt Lake Tribune. I have to left-click and open the article in a new tab. This is the second site this has happened on and it’s getting annoying.

  194. Funny Diva says

    CaitieCat-
    Thanks for that shout-out, you’re right about the “I’m not Charlie” piece, and I’ll have to take a serious look at Mr Chu’s other stuff based on your recommendation.

  195. says

    Gabrielle Union on diversity on tv: “We are painfully behind.”

    If you live in Boston, you too can have a Vampire Facelift, just like Kim Kardashian.

    Humans have been looking for some sort of anti-aging miracle potion since Ponce de Leon’s futile quest for the Fountain of Youth. But the billion dollar beauty business continues to churn out new—and expensive—treatments promising to banish wrinkles, smooth fine lines, plump up cheeks and lips, and even flatten eye bags.

    Fortunately, social media makes it easy to document the lengths some people will go to keep their skin taut and youthful. One of those “out there” procedures is the Vampire Facelift. Made famous by Kim Kardashian and supermodel Bar Refaeli, both of whom shared their Vampire Facelift procedures on Instagram, the trademarked technique—by Alabama doctor Charles Runel—claims to rejuvenate the face, restoring shape and improving tone and texture.

    Great. They’ve made this claim. Now what does the evidence say? There’s nothing in the article about the science behind the procedure.

  196. says

    More rightwing nonsense blaming Obama for attacks in Paris, or as good as blaming him:

    […] Either Obama is not-so-secretly a jihad sympathizer or he’s a believer. It’s one and the same. No one in their right mind can justify the unjustifiable. But Obama does just that.

    In any case, he is a perfidious president putting all Americans in grave danger. […]

    So says Pamela Geller, a BarbWire contributor

    http://barbwire.com/2015/01/09/0620-obama-refuses-call-charlie-hebro-terror-attack-islamic-allegiances/

  197. Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says

    [with love to Giliell @#303]

    Muslim officials denounce Bieber Fever:

    Nothing in Islamic law condones this!

    ==> supported by 799,249 iCondemns!

    Finally! A argument for conversion that has actual appeal to me!

  198. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    Giliel (in #303)
    that’s brilliant satire

  199. says

    Bill Donahue finally comes out and says that, yes, everyone should convert to Catholicism:

    Bill Donohue comments on the aftermath of the Paris murders:

    In an ideal world, Muslims who interpret the Koran to justify violence would convert to Catholicism, and artists who think they have an absolute right to insult people of faith would follow suit. If both did, we would have peace and civility.

    Catholicism teaches that it is immoral to intentionally kill innocent persons, beginning with life in the womb. It is not a pacifistic religion—it believes in just wars—though it naturally inclines towards non-violence. It most certainly does not counsel violence as a right remedy to insolent behavior. Muslims who say it is morally justified to kill obscene artists, citing the Koran as their impetus, would do us all a favor if they converted to Catholicism.

    Catholicism teaches that freedom is the right to do what you ought to do. As such, it is always tied to duty, and to individual responsibility. Once that understanding breaks down—as it has in the West—trouble follows. Unfortunately, many artists interpret their rights as a solo exercise, disconnected from duty or responsibility. But autonomy can never be a sturdy guide to morality: it devolves into relativism and to a wholesale disrespect for the rights of others. Narcissistic artists who associate obscenity with creativity would do us all a favor if they converted to Catholicism. […]

    http://www.catholicleague.org/muslims-artists-must-change/

    On another subject, Tony’s comment 305: I think that’s just another way for the Kardashian’s to make money. They seem to be able to turn anything into a money-making scheme.

  200. Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says

    Bill Donahue:

    freedom is the right to do what you ought to do

    Donoahue would never use rhetoric so gauche and so thoroughly ridiculed as, “Freedom is slavery.”

    Nonono. He just wants you to believe, “Slavery is freedom.”

  201. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    I can’t comment anywhere on FTB but Pharyngula. It only bothers me when I itch to comment on some particular post or another.

    After reading one of Ophelia’s posts about CH, I itch itch itch.

  202. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    My mom wants to know how to fix things between us. It’d be easier to tell her if I knew.

    Or if she had a time machine.

    Ugh.

  203. Funny Diva says

    *hands beatrice a telescoping back-scratcher*

    Here, dear. Might this help you save some of your well-crafted pixels from ultimate futility?
    I could see where OB was going with the CH thing a couple of days ago, and so have stayed away. The sh*tstorm here at Pharyngula in response to Giliell’s comment about don’t glorify “satire” that causes significant splash-damage has been quite enough for me.

  204. Funny Diva says

    Portia

    hugs if you’d like some.

    Do you have the spoons to turn the tables on her and ask what those “fix[ed] things” would look like/mean to her?
    Not necessarily recommending it, mind. It’s entirely possible the result would be elevated blood pressure and other stress indicators. It was just something I wondered…

  205. carlie says

    CaitieCat – I am quite impressed with Arthur Chu. Every time I read something he’s written, I admire him more. And his dance video he put out right after he lost Jeopardy should have catapulted him to instant recognition everywhere. :)

  206. says

    beatrice

    I can’t comment anywhere on FTB but Pharyngula. It only bothers me when I itch to comment on some particular post or another.

    After reading one of Ophelia’s posts about CH, I itch itch itch.

    Clearly, FTB is doing you a favour. I’m becoming more and more convinced of this small scale goddess who likes the Horde. After all, today in the shop on the way to the checkout I dropped the chocolate and then noticed it was the wrong one!

    Portia
    *hugs*
    Oh goodness that’s an impressive minefield

    +++
    Good night my loves.

  207. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    After all, today in the shop on the way to the checkout I dropped the chocolate and then noticed it was the wrong one!

    hehe
    You were spared of a horrible fate there

    good night,Giliell

  208. rq says

    Portia
    Ugh, good luck with that.

    Giliell
    Oh thank goodness it wasn’t the broccoli, imagine buying the wrong broccoli!!! ;)

    Beatrice
    I actually went over to see some of her articles this morning, and I wanted to, but I couldn’t make myself…

  209. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Giliell:
    Thanks. Minefield is a good word. I mean, my first thought is “Maybe you could get some boundaries.”
    : P

    Funny Diva:
    Yeah, I dunno if I even want to open the can of worms.

    On the bright side, she has twice corrected herself by asking direct questions instead making oblique statements about her wishes (e.g. “I lost X’s number” was replaced with “What I mean is, could you please give me X’s number, I lost it.”)

    I think I’m just gonna sleep on it.

  210. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Damn damn double damn.

    I have two sets of four matching surlyramic buttons.
    I just made five button holes in this sweater.

    Harrumph.

  211. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    Morning Lounge…
    Sniff, sniff…
    Aahh, the smell of morning coffee!

    @rq 323:
    Murdoch’s ego/evil spread so much Australia’s entire landmass couldn’t contain it.

  212. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    Hello Portia!

    Looks like you might have a ‘feature button’

    :)

  213. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    ajb47:

    After commenting, it occurred to me to use
    blue-gray-blue-gray-blue

  214. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    @Portia
    Turn tragedy into triumph!
    Nice contrasting button at top?
    If you choose a shiny red, one everyone will want to push it so be careful! *

    Also…
    Things I have learnt about coffee that may even be true:

    The ‘Flat White’ is relatively unknown in the US – at least at Starbucks

    And:
    the reason Starbucks coffee tastes over roasted to us over here is that it is. Overroasting increases shelf life for storage and transport. ( according to a source with a coffee roasting history in thier family)

    * spaaaace madnesssssssss reference :)

  215. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    gobi:

    I always thought that about the taste of Starbucks. Explains a lot.

  216. says

    Duh. I read your post as 2 *pairs* of matching buttons. Something something 2 something 4 — obviously that means 2 pairs makes 4 buttons.

    I blame it on (1) my wife being on a partner’s retreat in Orlando while the kids and I stay here in the freezing temperatures and (2) tired eyes from reading a book all afternoon without looking through the reading part of my progressive lenses. It may be more the second one than the first, but I wanted to whine.

  217. says

    gobi

    I always thought Starbucks was over-roasted because of all the crap people put in it. Maybe they put so much crap in it to make it drinkable.

  218. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    We in the Antipodes also tend to use raw cane sugar in coffee rather than sugar syrup.

    … And milk, not cream.

    Some people even use slim/trim/light/etc milk which is actually just just thinned white acrylic paint.

    Okay, maybe that was a lie…

  219. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    Just want to make it clear: I am not anti Starbucks – some people think it is the best coffee in the world. It is the coffee for them, just not me. :)

  220. says

    Today I reorganised the big walk-in closet off our den, aka The Cave*. I threw away a lot of junk. I am tired. Now it’s raining.

    Coincidence? I think so.

    *Husband wanted to make it into his man cave, but his recliner wouldn’t fit and he couldn’t watch TV, so he took over the whole northeast quantrant of the livingroom instead.

  221. says

    I didn’t start drinking coffee until a few years ago, and I actually started with cappuccinos. I am not a connoisseur, but I am a bit picky. What Starbucks does to the coffee is pretty much why I never drank it. I’ve had it once, and I it took a lot of half&half and sugar for me to be able to drink it. In the end, I don’t know enough to rant against Starbucks, but it’s not for me, either.

    Unlike “California Champagne” of which there is no such thing.

  222. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    @ajb47 (#342)
    ” Unlike “California Champagne” of which there is no such thing. ”

    Things I have learnt about wine that may even be true:

    Australia was the first country to start naming wines after the grape variety to avoid the whole wine/region/name conflict thing.

  223. JAL: Snark, Sarcasm & Bitterness says

    Giliell,

    Thank you for all your comments on the CH threads. I’ve started comments a dozen times and deleted them all (including versions of this one), but that really needs to be said. I do agree without and am thankful you brought it up so well and am sorry so many are handling it so stupidly.

  224. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Nearly got run over 20 minutes ago by someone who doesn’t think that the bright red and blue lights mean ‘SLOW DOWN’. I don’t get what is so hard about that for some people…

  225. carlie says

    Went to a dinner party, theme was dumplings. Everyone had to bring something that fit the category of “dumpling” in some way. There were pamesan-crusted gnocchi, steamed pork buns, shrimp/scallop won ton dumplings, chicken’n’dumplings, kolache, plum buchty, and buffalo chicken filled pirogi. I am now stuffed full of carbohydrate.

  226. The Mellow Monkey says

    carlie, I’m pretty sure that would kill me, but yum!

    For the benefit of the Lounge, I bring you… Squirrel Revolution:

    “Well, I am sure glad to hear you say that, Agent Matthews,” Sheriff Wiggins replied with feeling. “Because I tell you what, I’d be darn scared of a squirrel that had eyes like a wildcat, could leap over a two-lane highway in one jump, and not even be injured by a ton of metal lyin’ plumb on top of it. With as quick as they make babies, critters like that would overrun the country in no time…”

    Sadly, it’s only a 22 page short story instead of the novel-length adventure I was hoping for.

  227. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Ok, when I’m on an ftb page it keeps rerouting me to random spam pages. I’m confused.

  228. Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says

    Dumplings, yumm….
    Hope they weren’t belly bombs, making you logy for two days.

  229. Esteleth is Groot says

    I had a date tonight.

    We had ribs and beer and discussed the phenomenon whereby penises play hide-and-seek.

  230. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Esteleth,

    Good for you ^_^
    Sounds like it went well?
    Hide-and-seek….because of the foreskin? Or…um…coitus? wut?

  231. Tony! The Queer Shoop says

    Carlie:
    every one of those dishes sounds tasty!
    ****
    Esteleth:
    I hope you enjoyed your date!

  232. Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :) says

    penises play hide-and-seek.

    Someone needs to draw a literal interpretation of this, stat!

  233. cicely says

    WMDKitty, I hope the acquisition process for Behemoth Mark II goes smoothly.

    Hi, Eric; Welcome In!
    We’re pretty casual, here; feel free to come and go as you please…even if you do appear to condone the existence of Horses, and are hopelessly wrong-headed about Miracle Whip™.
    :D
     
    I prefer to launch my peas from spoon catapults—there is virtually no danger of inadvertently aspirating the load, even on a roll of 1.

    gworroll:

    Signed the lease, got the key, and holy crap I have an apartment.

    Hurrah!
     
    (Later)
    Once upon a time, The Husband moved the little area rug in front of our front door, to find a mouse that had been there…a while. It was only wah-fer thin….
    And never, at any time, had we smelled anything to suggest there was a dead house mouse.
    Our theory is that one of the Junior Carnivores—we had 3 teen-aged cats, at the time—had caught it elsewhere and “buried” it there. For later.

    *hugs* and sympathy for Rowan.

    In an ideal world, Muslims who interpret the Koran to justify violence would convert to Catholicism, and artists who think they have an absolute right to insult people of faith would follow suit. If both did, we would have peace and civility.

    Because, of course, when “Christendom” was All The Rage in (Western) Europe, the individual countries never went to war against each other!
    </sarcasm>

    320

  234. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    Portia, maybe your random spam pages are similar to what I am getting on my iPad. An ftb link opens in a new tab and the old tab redirects to an ad site.
    Hello other People of the Lounge!

  235. says

    ::waves at gobi’s::
    Long time, no see! Hope all is well with you and yours.

    ****

    ::wonders why Azkyroth is twitching::

    ****

    gworroll @209:
    Just the thought of how awful the stench was makes my stomach queasy.

  236. Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :) says

    Rough week.

    Wound up being pretty much the only person in the area who had the resources, energy, mobility, and not-the-proximate-cause-of-the-breakdown-osity to help a friend from out of town handle a serious mental health crisis. After some missteps, I wound up using pretty much the last of my spoons to get her home and to friends who are more familiar with A) her and B) her condition. They helped her get checked into a hospital and her prognosis is reported to be good.

    And I’m tired on both a physical and deeper level, missing probably 3 or 4 entire nights worth of sleep, still processing, and self-caring. Around dealing with my family’s petty bullshit in the mean time. >.>

    Work’s picking up, at least, and work-related travel should facilitate a visit with her in a couple weeks.

  237. Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :) says

    Also, met another (former?) Pharyngulite recently, in the second most startling small-fucking-world moment of my life. Feel a little conflicted because it’s someone I had the impression didn’t really like me, so I mentioned my appreciation of their comments and what I’d learned but not my screen name. >.>

  238. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    Hello Tony! (!)
    All is well here, I hope all is good in ShoopWorld.
    Been busy: actually had a good stint of work lately so it was nice to bring some money in.

    Take care of yourself Azkyroth.

    Hmmm… ShoopWorld. You need an amusement park just so you can use that name !

  239. rq says

    ajb47
    You’ll survive the freezing cold with the kids! If it gets really bad, you can stick them outside for a few minutes. The Second LARGEST Storm OF THE CENTURY blew through last night, and let me just say, it was a lot less than anticlimactic, but apparently the worst is yet to come. Dunno, but that’s a lot of snow, though.

  240. says

    Azkyroth
    Damn, that’s exhausting.
    Well done!

    ajb47
    Mr didn’t drink coffee until a few years ago and now he’s more of a coffeeholic than me, who’s been drinking since I was 13

    JAL
    Thanks.
    I woke up to somebody on Twitter telling me sneeringly that I should just stay in my “cuddlehole*” so I wouldn’t see different opinions. Actually made me grin in a bitter sort of way

    *something like that. I don’t remember exactly and I blocked him.

    Portia
    My mother doesn’t understand to this day why I broke with her because not only doesn’t see why things she did were wrong, but also because she’s in deep denial over things she has done.
    Really, I remember a phone conversation where I was like “You used to simply ignore me when we had a fight and not talk to me until I apologized”.
    She said “that’S not true!” and hung up…

  241. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    Hello Giliell, cudos to you too for comments elsewhere.
    Rest here for a while. Put your feet up. :)

  242. says

    Inventory at work, that’s done. Since my primary job is finding stuff in the store to ship out to customers, and secondary is finding stuff in the store for buy online, pickup in store… I’m pretty much entirely screwed if our inventory gets very far out of whack. All our fulfillment stats would look horrible and there’d be literally nothing I could do to improve them(not on my own- if I figured out the cause I could recommend a recount). And I’m not sure at what point it would obviously be inventory numbers being wrong, if it didn’t get to that point I’d be the first in the line of fire because, well, I’m actually in charge of it(at least I work somewhere that doesn’t just scapegoat the junior people). So hopefully the contractors we pulled in did a decent job, if we had any silliness like double scans of the same item there might be a problem.

    I wonder how long it will still be weird that when I go home, I go to MY APARTMENT. Not my parents place they let me stay at, but MY APARTMENT.

    Really hating some of the crap flying across my Twitter feed lately. Been tempted to try to annoy GamerGate to pull some of the pressure off their longer term targets, but I don’t want to wake up to a tear gas grenade as a SWAT team rolls in. I’m not sure how far I could push it before that would become an actual risk, and I really don’t want to give 8chan the traffic when monitoring them for signs I should back off.

  243. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    Movie Kill The Messenger.
    Worth watching? Not worth watching? Worth watching just for Renner?

  244. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    oh, and The Imitation Game … insult to Turing’s memory or a movie I would actually want to pay for?

  245. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    @Beatrice
    I am wary of the The Imitation Game for the same reasons …

  246. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    I cast my vote. I’m not really looking forward to anything good coming out of this presidency, but as long as the conservatives don’t get in, I’ll take what I can get.

  247. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Azkyroth:
    Seconding Giliell. I’ve been there with mental health crisis. It’s so hard.
    Take care of yourself.

    Giliell:
    Yeah. It’s so hard. Usually it goes:
    She does something that demonstrates lack of boundaries.
    I respond in a kind of asshole way.
    She gets upset, asks what’s wrong.
    I tell her what she did.
    She tells me I hurt her feelings, ignoring the answer to her question.
    She cries.
    I leave the room.
    repeat

    It’s above 20°F already! Woo!

  248. says

    Portia
    Oh god, that sounds familiar.
    A world in which every behaviour is excused by your reaction. I will admit I’m glad I’m mostly beyond that. With my mum, the ship has sailed. By now I’m not sure she has the mental capacities left to engage in any kind of serious dialogue. I know this sounds bad, but she cannot tell you for sure which year it is without looking at a calendar, but is at the same time totally convinced of her infallible memory…

    rq
    We got the leftovers of your storm plus lots of rain. When I drove the little one to a birthday party today I looked out the window and thought “how pretty the sun is being reflected on the lake”.
    Next thought was “wait, there is no lake here, what’s this???” The teeny tinsy creek flooded the meadows*. Judging from what I could still see of the fences, about 1m high….
    *yay for meadows next to creeks and rivers.

  249. says

    rq 365

    You’ll survive the freezing cold with the kids! If it gets really bad, you can stick them outside for a few minutes.

    Nah, my kids aren’t the problem. My 10 year old son plays video games all day (well, sometimes he watches cartoons). My 12 year old daughter is at the point where spending all day in her room is her preferred activity. I do have to take them to visit their cousins later, so I’ll have to get the crowbar out to pry them from their rooms.

  250. says

    The town without wi-fi

    In Green Bank, you can’t make a call on your cell phone, and you can’t text on it, either. Wireless internet is outlawed, as is Bluetooth. It’s a premodern place by design, devoid of the gadgets and technologies that define life today. And thanks to Uncle Sam, it will stay that way: The town is part of a federally mandated zone where a government high-tech facility’s needs come first. Wireless signals are verboten.

    In electromagnetic terms, it’s the quietest place on Earth—blanketed by the kind of silence that’s golden to electrosensitives like Monique Grimes.

    And as she discovered, it’s become a refuge for them.

    Over the last few years, electrosensitives have flocked to the tech-free idyll in West Virginia, taking shelter beside cows and farms and fellow sufferers. Up here, no one would look at them as if they had three heads. Well, except for the locals, that is.

    The reason for all the peace and quiet in town is visible the moment you arrive.

    It’s the Robert C. Byrd telescope, a gleaming white, 485-foot-tall behemoth of a dish that looms over tiny Green Bank, population 143.

    There’s only one road into town, about four hours from DC. The way there snakes through the Allegheny Mountains, each town you pass through smaller than the last as the bars on your cell phone fall like dominoes and the scan function on the radio ceases to work, the dial rotating endlessly in search of signals.

    Where the forest ends, the town begins. The valley opens to cattle farms and old wooden barns, a post office and a library, a bank and Henry’s Quick Stop, a combination gas station/convenience store/rustic interior-decor shop that houses Green Bank’s nearest approximation to a sit-down restaurant. Across the street, the Dollar General was a lifesaver when it opened five years ago—before that, the closest grocery store was in Marlinton, 26 miles down the road.

    At the northern end of town is the other visible curiosity in Green Bank besides the telescope: a rusted pay phone. If you’re not from there, it’s ostensibly the only way to reach the rest of the world. “Sometimes you get people passing through who get aggravated they can’t get a signal,” says Bob Earvine, owner of Trents General Store. “But just about anybody will let you use their phone.”

    Rising above it all is the Robert C. Byrd Green Bank Telescope, a.k.a. the GBT. It’s the largest of its kind in the world and one of nine in Green Bank, all of them government-owned and operated by the National Radio Astronomy Observatory.

    The telescopes aren’t “ocular” ones, the kind you’re probably thinking of. They’re radio telescopes. So instead of putting your eye to the apparatus and looking for distant stars, you listen for them. The patterns of electromagnetic radiation coming off a planet or other celestial bodies apparently reveal entirely different things than what’s visible to the eye, and even allow scientists to study regions of space where light can’t reach. In recent years, the telescopes have been used to track NASA’s Cassini probe to Saturn’s moon and to examine Mercury’s molten core.

    Obscure as the work may sound, there’s a long line of astronomers all over the world who want to use the GBT, a telescope known to be so sensitive that it can pick up the energy equivalent of a single snowflake hitting the ground. These scientists swamp the NRAO with their research proposals—the observatory is four times oversubscribed.

    So why does such a sensitive listening tool need total technological silence to operate? A little history—starting with telephones, in fact—helps explain.

    In 1932, when Bell Labs was installing phone systems across the US, its technicians kept hearing static over the transmissions. The company hired an electrical engineer to find the source, and he discovered that all the noise was “the Milky Way galaxy itself,” says Mike Holstine, the telescope’s business manager, with a hint of awe in his voice.

    Two decades later, the federal government decided the country should invest in listening to the far reaches of the galaxy and needed its own radio telescope to do so. The question was where to put it. Because even a basic AM radio transmission is enough to overpower faint readings from outer space, the only place for such a listening post was the hinterlands.

    Enter Green Bank. Surrounded by the Alleghenies, and thus buffered from outside frequencies, the rural town had little established industry—or potential for one. That meant the telescope wouldn’t have to deal with a population influx later. Plus, Green Bank sat on the 38th Parallel, with an ideal view of the Milky Way.

    In 1958, the Federal Communications Commission established the 13,000-square-mile National Radio Quiet Zone, a one-of-a-kind area encompassing Green Bank where, to this day, electromagnetic silence is enforced every hour of every day. The strictest rules are found within the ten square miles immediately surrounding Green Bank, where most forms of modern communication—i.e., cell phones and wi-fi—are banned under state law. Residents are allowed to use land-line phones and wired internet, “but it is sloooow,” in the words of one Green Banker.

    The Quiet Zone is a vast place, much of it made up of national parks and empty space, the whole thing roughly the size of Maryland. But lately, because of how much its way of life has diverged from the rest of America’s and whom that’s attracted to the place, the little town of Green Bank has come to feel smaller than ever.

    “Electrosensitives”? Mmmm-hmmm…
    This is pretty much just “cell phones cause cancer” dressed up differently, no?

    ****

    On systematically overestimating population sizes

  251. Esteleth, RN's job is to save your ass, not kiss it says

    I was informed that I passed the nursing license exam this morning.

    *kermit arms*

  252. Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says

    I was informed that I passed the nursing license exam this morning.

    CongaRats.

  253. rq says

    High winds, flooding, and more snow.
    In vaguely connected news, our basement is leaking (there go the spiders…).

    In even other news, I completely lost respect for the head trainer of the Latvian bobsleigh team (former bobsleigh champion Sandis Prūsis) today. I was in rather good opinion of him, until I saw the interview he gave to Spotra Studija, which I will link to later with English transcript… The man is a misogynistic fool. And I am so, so, so sad and disappointed about that.
    Basically, he crushed all my hopes of Latvia ever having a women’s bobsleigh team while he’s at the helm, and this is terrible because he’s an awesome trainer with so much experience under his belt. Unfortunately, he seems to think more under his belt, too. And I’m SUPERglad that the skeleton team has a different trainer, and that Latvia’s skeleton champions currently see more future prospects in the up-and-coming women’s athletes.
    But seriously. Wow. That man, so blind to himself. *sigh*

  254. Brony, Social Justice Cenobite says

    @Giliell previous thread 133
    I’m sorry if my previous reply was confusing. My head has been a bit of a mess and I had a little trouble interpreting your frustration. It’s an old subject by now but I at least wanted to respond.

    In his tweet following up the one comparing atheism to race Dawkins continues to display no awareness of the fact that in order for people to understand what he is talking about, he must provide context. His habit of just dropping strange or offensive comparisons and expecting people to just understand is not very effective and just plain rude. I can think of nothing that I could have used to understand his first tweet given what he said in the second one. Either he’s deliberately reasserting behavior that bothers other people, or defiantly using “it’s obvious” to defend items when he screws up. He seems so ignorant of his privilege and used to praise that I’m not sure which one is true.

    I’m that society is so screwed up with respect to figuring out how deal with tragedies like this. They forget just how easy it is for anyone to paint a group as awful by selectively picking examples and pretending that it means something for the whole. If it helps I’ve been doing what I can to point out the ridiculousness of this sort of racist conclusion jumping in other places. I hope the pillow fort has been good.

  255. says

    Tony @389, that link leads to Glenn Beck’s “The Blaze” site, which is fine, but as expected, some commenters are saying the guy deserves credit for saving lives, but that the fact that he is Muslim is irrelevant. Maybe he saved lives because he hasn’t read the Koran, etc.

    Strange how relevance shifts when Muslims do a good deed.

  256. says

    Congrats to Esteleth for passing the exam. And commiseration to rq for enduring floods and high winds … and dashed hopes for female bobsleigh teams.

  257. Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says

    @Esteleth, #380:

    I am utterly delighted for you. I had this whole speech prepared that went something like,

    I am groot,

    but CaitieCat said all that and more. (Though you didn’t have to be so long-winded about it, CaitieCat.)

    I wish you & yours nothing but the best on this auspicious occasion.

  258. Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says

    @rq:

    Glad Latvia has a good trainer for the men.

    Too bad about that isolated incident regarding women’s bobsleigh, though, right? I mean, we know it’s an isolated incident since women are kicking ass at skeleton, right? That’s how it works, right? Until women compete and kick ass, we can’t do it, after we compete and kick ass in one area, the fact that we’ve already kicked ass means the rest of the bullshit can’t possibly be discrimination since, hey, isolated incident, right? If there really were qualified women for bobsleigh they would have already smashed the white, racist, homophobic, patriarchal bobsleigh paradigm too, right?

    In totally unrelated thoughts, it’s true that I’m not turning into a sovereign citizen, isn’t it?

  259. Tony! The Queer Shoop says

    Lynna @396:
    I dont mind Anonymous tracking ISIS’ activities, but the rhetoric they use is a bit incendiary.

  260. carlie says

    Congratulations, Esteleth!!!!

    Hugs to Giliell, Portia, Azkyroth, and anyone else who needs one.

  261. says

    The waning days of our lives are given over to treatments that addle our brains and sap our bodies for a sliver’s chance of benefit. They are spent in institutions—nursing homes and intensive care units—where regimented, anonymous routines cut us off from all the things that matter to us in life. Our reluctance to honestly examine the experience of aging and dying has increased the harm we inflict on people and denied them the basic comforts they most need.

    That’s an excerpt from Atul Gawande’s book “Being Mortal”.

    Book review here.

  262. Brony, Social Justice Cenobite says

    I don’t know how I keep missing these. I really do review I swear!

    In my 391 it should have said,
    “I’m sorry that society is so screwed up with respect to figuring out how deal with tragedies like this.”

  263. rq says

    WARNING: somewhat ranty comment to follow about bobsleigh, spec. women’s bobsleigh in Latvia, so feel free to skip for anyone not inclined to the sport.
    So I promised the offending video, and here it is (that’s the interview, it should starta t about 10.10 with the offending question). English transcript below, and I’m going to TW it with misogyny and transphobia. If given the chance, I’m sure homophobia and racism would be in there, too, to complete the Big 4. So this is what was said:

    Q: We’ll show you in a moment, something new this world cup is that women are starting together with The Menz*. Should women be in bobsleigh together with The Menz? In such a… a brutal type of sport?
    SP: Women are trying to sneak in everywhere where they have no business sneaking, and this is also the case here, unfortunately.
    Q: Why [do you think] did the WC organizers come to this decision, how do you…
    SP: For show.
    Q: For show? It’s just a show? They can’t be maybe… faster, maybe a lighter slide? A little easier?
    SP: It is just a show and I… I… for those two women. I also don’t see anyone else who could keep up. I also knew it would be those two and that this rule would be accepted. It’s no surprise to me, but what’s next? What did they achieve? I don’t know…
    Q: Speaking of a women’s team, a separate one, in Latvian bobsleight, have you been approached, have you seen anyone interested, who would want to participate in bobsleight? Since Nellija Šlegelmilha we’ve had a sort of hole in Latvian bobsleigh.
    Q2: There was also Aiva Aparjode after that.
    SP: I haven’t changed my mind since that time, seeing the women… according to their passport, they are women, yes, but visually they are much closer to men, yes, as much as I can see from those piloting in leading positions in other countries. I don’t want to offend anyone but that is the real situation. In my time I said what we want with those our women – to waste money, time, energy and to maximally achieve some 12th place? I don’t see much point in that.
    * The official term ‘The Menz’ is here used, as he uses a slangish term directly translated as ‘old fellows’ to refer to men, and I just thought ‘The Menz’ was so much more appropriate.
    [rant part]
    I have since looked into women’s bobsleigh in Latvia, and dammit, we had several teams. And the women’s teams were sacrificed in favour of the men’s teams, because ‘they are a priority’, meaning Teh Menz Rule, Teh Wimminz Drool. THEY EVEN ORGANIZED A FUCKING WORLD CUP LEG RIGHT HERE IN SIGULDA FOR WOMEN, and it’s not bloody worth the sacrifice. FUCK YOU, Latvian bobsleigh federation. Which also governs the skeleton. Wow, that’s going to be a fight to keep, if things ever start going downhill. And I vaguely recall reading about this years ago (the cut due to the financial situation) and being mildly pissed off, but oh kee-rist, I’m more than mildly pissed off now (hello, heightened awareness). And from what I’ve read, it looks like they scratched the women’s teams after giving them ONE SEASON on the World Cup circuit (as opposed to the European or Intercontinental circuit). And back when they cut the women’s teams, the then-president of the Latvian bobsleigh (and skeleton) federation expressed disappointment that they hadn’t done so the previous year – but ‘the girls wanted to race’ (and internationally from the FIBT there was talk of a team event, for a combined women’s and men’s event in bobsleigh, where Latvia would have had a decent chance of placing well). THE FUCK.
    Now I know for most of you this is like… not important, but I’m pissed off, and now I’m conflicted about being so 100% supportive of the men’s teams. It’s not really THEIR fault, but it’s the fault of their trainer, and… Seriously? 12th place isn’t good enough as a start? To keep the team, considering we have promising men and perhaps promising women would come along, if they were equally included in the benefits of expert training? I’m so totally flabbergasted, and I have suspicions about the ‘lack of progress’ also cited in the cancellation of the women’s teams. But whatever.
    I’m at a loss right now, because I really love the sport and I’m trying to make it a point to myself at least to watch all the women’s competitions on youtube this season (they don’t get televized here, even though we have a pretty decent women’s skeletonist on the WC circuit). I just… what do I do?? :( I’m so sad.
    And yes, I know it’s a small petty thing. But I’m sad. And disappointed. And while not particularly illusioned, I expected better. And was being naive, esp. after last year’s conversation with said Latvian best women’s skeletonist about women going into bobsleigh and/or skeleton (who had some very tactfully unkind things to say about trainers believing in psychological differences in men and women athletes). I FEEL JILTED. That’s right, Latvian bobsleigh team (athletes, trainers, and all support staff – past and present), you have STABBED ME IN THE HEART. From now on, this is a love/hate relationship, and my love is no longer unconditional. Well, it is. But not. It jsut has hate added onto it. A benign and passive hate, but hate nevertheless. Ugh. Wine.
    *harrumph*
    [/rant]

  264. rq says

    Seems ‘bobsleigh’ got somehow corrected to ‘bobsleight’ (miss of the fingers?), and the two women (‘those two’) mentioned by Sandis Prusis are Kaillie Humphries, top women’s bobsledder for Canada, and Elana Meyers Taylor, top women’s bobsledder for the USA, both of whom piloted 4-person bobsleds in the WC portion at the Calgary track end of last year (2014).
    Also, the Big 4 should be expanded to the Big 5 because I missed ableism on that list (though it doesn’t appear in the interview). Sorry about that.

  265. damien75 says

    I have a question for the atheists whose native language is English. I assumed there would be a few around here.

    When you read the wentence below, by H. L. Mencken

    Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman.

    I assume that, unlike me, you understand right away the sentence. Now, what would you say according to the author lies at the heart of every evangelist?

    Thank you in advance.

  266. Saad says

    Congratulations, Esteleth! What type of nursing are you interested in?

    I just found out there’s a Taken 3. Why do people keep messing with him? Have they not seen the first two?

  267. says

    Kind of ‘rupt *hugs* all around.
    Esteleth
    Congratulations!
    Tony!
    ‘Electrosensitives’ are people who claim that they suffer a wide variety of symptoms in the presence of, variously, wi fi signals, cell phone towers, windmills and power lines.(They are, of course, full of shit, as testing reveals that they can’t actually tell other than visually when such things are present) It’s a peculiar intersection of NIMBYism, alt-med, and hypochondria.
    damien75
    In American English, car salesmen ( particularly used car salesmen) are a byword for deceitful high-pressure sales tactics full of grandiose claims and promises.

  268. opposablethumbs says

    damien75, I’d say the idea is just that behind the façade of piety evangelists are (of course) essentially salesmen* – and dishonest salesmen at that, who routinely lie about and fake their product.
    At least, in my corner of the anglophone world (I’m a Brit) car salesmen are generally regarded as the epitome of dishonest salesmanship and afaik this is also a cliché in a lot of other places.
    I think the “wreck” bit implies that evangelists are failures as car salesmen, so they turn to something that requires even less integrity.
    * (sic, and the biggest earners are all men of course)

  269. damien75 says

    to Dalillama, Schmott Guy, #414

    In American English, car salesmen ( particularly used car salesmen) are a byword for deceitful high-pressure sales tactics full of grandiose claims and promises.

    First thank you very much for answering.

    Actually, I knew that. I did not want to be too specific in asking my question, for fear of inducing the answer.

    When you read that sentence, do you understand that what Mencken means is that in the heart of every evangelist lies a wreck, very much like the wreck of a car, of the type an unscrupulous used car salesman would sell?

    Or do you understand that deep inside the evangelist is a used car salesman (not a machine but a person), an unscrupulous third rate con artist always using “deceitful high-pressure sales tactics full of grandiose claims and promises” (I wouldn’t be able to say it in a better way than yours) but in a very bad shape: the wreck of such a man, maybe a failed used car salesman who went into religion because the field was easier than used cars trade?

  270. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    I’m so glad I voted, otherwise I would be feeling guilty now that the fucking HDZ candidate has won.
    Fuck.
    First woman president for this country. I’m not exactly celebrating.

  271. Saad says

    damien75,

    Or do you understand that deep inside the evangelist is a used car salesman (not a machine but a person), an unscrupulous third rate con artist always using “deceitful high-pressure sales tactics full of grandiose claims and promises” (I wouldn’t be able to say it in a better way than yours) but in a very bad shape: the wreck of such a man, maybe a failed used car salesman who went into religion because the field was easier than used cars trade?

    I think by “wreck of a car salesman”, he meant what you mean above and not a “bad car”.

    Even though both make sense, I think Mencken was describing the evangelist and not the product (religion) xe is selling. I could be wrong, using the phrase “wreck of a car salesman” to mean a car seems like sloppy writing for someone like Mencken.

  272. damien75 says

    Thank you opposablethumbs and thank you Saad.

    That is what I understood when I first read the sentence, years ago.

    Then upon reading a translation of that sentence, I started to doubt.

    Again thank you for making things clearer for me. It is a true relief.

  273. rq says

    Saad
    After Husband explained the premise of Taken, I refused to even watch that one. Why is there a part 3? I have no idea. :(

    Beatrice
    Ugh, *hugs*. At least you did your civic duty, even though the results are painful. :( Here’s to the future, bright and shiny!

  274. rq says

    damien75
    If it’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that translators don’t always get it right, and the mistakes are often in the silliest of places. :)

  275. says

    For me, damien75, the problem with your interpretation that the wreck is the car is the use of “of”. If it’s to refer to a car, we would want more: wreck sold by, bought from, something like that. Otherwise there is the further ambiguity: is it a car sold by someone unscrupulous, or is it their own vehicle?

    If Mencken had used the word “wreckage”, the ambiguity would be lessened, as “wreckage” can’t describe a crappy car.

    For explanatory purposes, I’m a linguist and translator, though most of my work anymore is editing/proofing for academics. This kind of nuance is one of the ways I make my living. :)

  276. damien75 says

    to rq, #424

    If it’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that translators don’t always get it right, and the mistakes are often in the silliest of places. :)

    I know… However, when I do not agree with a translator, which one of us two is probably right? The trained professional or the amateur?

  277. Tony! The Queer Shoop says

    Feeling really dumb. I could not figure out what Damien75 was asking. Had to read everyone elses responses before I grasped it.

  278. damien75 says

    to CaitieCat, Harridan of Social Justice, #425:

    Thank you for your explanation. As I said, when I read that sentence in English, it was clear to me. Than I read it translated into French, and i didn’t know how to take it.

    For explanatory purposes, I’m a linguist and translator, though most of my work anymore is editing/proofing for academics. This kind of nuance is one of the ways I make my living. :)

    Then you are a very precious person.

  279. rq says

    damien75
    You’d be surprised at how often the amateur can be correct, because the translator translating isn’t always a trained professional.
    I also speak from experience as an untrained translator who still strives to translate the correct nuance, often correcting the work of supposedly-trained professionals (I translate into English, though, and correct English, as that sort of nuance is something I can still miss quite often when going the other way into my other favourite language).

  280. rq says

    Uh, by ‘correct English’ I meant ‘I correct English’, not that I always translate into particularly correct English. :P Though I do try.

  281. damien75 says

    rq, #430

    translator translating isn’t always a trained professional

    Well… Thank you, publishing house.

  282. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    CaitieCat

    traduttore, tradittore ?

    nice word play, if that’s the saying

  283. damien75 says

    #432

    Traduttore, traditore.

    Litterally: translator traitor.

    No verb. Compact, efficient.

  284. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    ups, got an extra t up there
    My Italian isn’t all that good any more

  285. rq says

    Beatrice
    Better than mine! ;)

    Good night, all. Have to be in court tomorrow and the nerves won’t settle, but I have to at least pretend to sleep, so here goes.

  286. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    rq,

    good night. You’ll do great tomorrow!
    I have never been to a trial but I think I can promise you that they are much tamer than Jack Nicholson would have you believe.

  287. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    shhh, not so loud
    I was doing so well framing rq

  288. Saad says

    Dalillama,

    Getting ready to go to a party put on by my boss; as usual, all kinds of twitchy about big social grouping.

    I’m terrible at this too. You have my sympathy.

  289. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Wait, Anonymous just now thinks ISIS is worthy of…whatever they’re planning to do?
    Just now?
    -_-

  290. Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says

    The Redhead will join RQ in not getting any sleep tonight. Tomorrow, a home-health-care doctor will visit, to determine what to do next. The Redhead’s paranoia about doctors always makes her think that the worst will happen. I keep telling her to get a good night’s sleep. Which often means I get a good night’s sleep too. ;)

  291. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Nerd:
    Sorry if I missed it earlier, but have you mentioned what’s new with the Redhead? Hope everything will indeed be alright.
    And taht you get a good night’s sleep! You more than deserve it.

    Beef stew is simmering on the stove. I didn’t have a lot of the flavoring ingredients (bay leaves, worchestshire sauce) so I’m gonna have to tweak it, I’m sure. Never made beef stew before but looking through the many, many packages of frozen cow I’ve got, one was labeled “stew beef” so I went with it.

  292. cicely says

    Portia:
    *pouncehugback*
    :)

    A *hug*, and a wish for your re-spoonment, Azkyroth.

    Esteleth:

    I was informed that I passed the nursing license exam this morning.

    *champagne&confetti*
    I never doubted you for an instant!
    :)

    rq, I’m sorry to hear about your weather woes.
    Do spiders swim?
     
    (Later)
    There is a Part Three, for the sole reason that Parts One And Two made money.
    When the box office receipts drop below whatever the critical level is, they’ll stop making sequels…
     
    …and reboot the franchise.

    damien75:

    When you read the wentence below, by H. L. Mencken

    Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman.

    I assume that, unlike me, you understand right away the sentence. Now, what would you say according to the author lies at the heart of every evangelist?

    Stereotypically, car salesmen—especially used car salesmen—are deceitful and dishonest, stooping to any required low tactic if it gets them a sale.
    I read this as evangelists being essentially “salesmen” of their religion, and probably none-too-scrupulous in “selling” that religion to others.
     
    (Slightly Later)

    maybe a failed used car salesman who went into religion because the field was easier than used cars trade?

    This one.
    Around our house, the punchline is that preaching is “Easy work, with no heavy lifting”. Plus—a bonus!—the position frequently comes bundled with a gob of unearned Authoriteh and Respect.
     
    (Later Yet, and in response to CaitieCat’s

    If Mencken had used the word “wreckage”, the ambiguity would be lessened, as “wreckage” can’t describe a crappy car.

    Perhaps, instead of “wreck”, the “remnants” of a car salesman? As in, the evangelist metaphorically used to be a car salesman, but in going for selling religion, has fallen to new depths?
    Evangelists as car salesmen, reanimated by Unholy Arts? Zombie preachers for Zombie Jesus?

    *hugs* for Beatrice.
    Having to “hold your nose and vote” is bad enough, without it not even doing any good.

    *hugs* and sympathy and encouragement for Dalillama.

  293. Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says

    Sorry if I missed it earlier, but have you mentioned what’s new with the Redhead?

    Actually nothing new as far as her health is concerned. Just that the insurance finally approved a home-health-care doctor (one who makes house calls, which her primary care physician doesn’t make) to verify she is healed and ready for physical therapy. Which I could have told them three months ago, but I don’t have an MD in my post name initials.

  294. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Nerd:
    Gotcha. Hope the HHCD is a good egg, so to speak.

    Stew update: I am not great at stew, so far. Sigh.

  295. says

    Portia

    Never made beef stew before but looking through the many, many packages of frozen cow I’ve got, one was labeled “stew beef” so I went with it.

    It’s pretty easy, actually. Here are my steps, which are probably coming too late to help you this time, but, maybe you can work it in.

    – Season some flour and dredge the stew cubes in it.
    – Brown the cubes in a big pot/dutch oven. If you want, you can saute onions and such before browning the beef.
    – Cover the cubes with beef stock (or water, but you’ll get more flavor with stock), bring to a boil, cover and reduce heat to simmer for 45 minutes to an hour.
    – Add chunks of potato, carrot, onion. Cover with red wine and or beef stock. Season with whatever other seasonings you want. Return to a boil, cover, reduce heat to simmer for another 45 minutes to an hour or until the vegetables are done to your liking.

    That’s my basic recipe. It’s really good with bison instead of beef. I tend to use salt, pepper, thyme as seasonings and let the beef and veggies (and wine) stand for themselves.

  296. Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says

    In typical fashion here at Casa la Pelirroja, I made some progress, but got bitten by the unexpected.
    I was able to get the undersized spare tire onto the rear axle, and get the tire moved to the front so both tires are the same size on the front-wheeled drive Probe, allowing the flat tire to be tossed in the hatch to be taken to the tire shop. (I expect having to buy two new tires, they are a bit old.) When I have to stand on the wrench to get the lug nuts to move, they are using too high a torque setting.
    I also changed the license plates, since the old rear plate had some corrosion, and the state replaced them for free. But in removing the rear plate, to replace it with the one with the latest sticker, the clips holding the screws for the plate disintegrated, making me unable to attach the back plate. A trip to the auto parts will solve the issue, but the delay is aggravating. The old “for the want of a nail…”.

  297. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    ajb47:
    I will definitely note that for the future. Maybe next time I won’t cook the beef til it’s big chunks of chalk. : p

    I did add some red wine, just out of instinct, ha. And of course I had to have a glass…

    Nerd:
    Sheesh, that’s annoying.

  298. Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says

    Lest anybody think anything but age of the car had to do with my license plate issues, I was replacing the original plates from 1998. The problem is salting of the roads did the rest, corroding the clips, which held until some fat fool (me) took the original plate off.

  299. says

    Portia

    Also, it’s really good when you make it in an cast iron dutch oven over the coals from a campfire.

    And with a slight tweaking — substitute beer for the wine and beans (black or pinto) and chopped tomatoes (I use canned) and dumping in some jalapeno pepper slices and using cumin, coriander, garlic powder, chili powder, and cayenne (all to taste), you get a good chili. You may have to be careful who you call it chili around, though. It has meat *and* beans in it. Also, if you don’t want meat, just cut out the first part and make it with just beans and tomatoes.

    In either case, don’t forget the good, crusty bread. You need something to swipe up what clings to the sides of the bowl.

  300. Rob says

    Hello all. Delurking to ask if anyone has links to particularly good (funny) images/memes/cartoons involving a platypus that also take the side of evolution, rather than all the creationist dross out there). I have done a Google search, but just want to ask an informed pool of people in case of missed a good one. This is for a work presentation where I know someone will be presenting a variation on the “Go home evolution, you’re drunk”.

    Thanks in advance, back to lurking mode.

  301. Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :) says

    Called the hospital.

    My friend. Is. SLEEPING. *dances*

    (Yeah, it was a rough week. O.O)

  302. thunk: prawo jazdy says

    wooo, back from home.

    DOOOM is right, what with classes beginning. But at least I’m more motivated to better myself after the excesses of the new year.

  303. rq says

    Yes, I burgle cats and then go to court to defend myself. :D There, damien75, happy now? :)

    Thanks, all, for the thoughts and sorry for not responding – I actually did go directly to bed right after typing that comment, which says more about my state of mind than the comment.
    Now it’s morning and I’m at work and we’re waiting for the chauffeur and yeah, it will be fine.

    Beatrice
    Actually, Latvian court is a lot like an old-time gun duel: it’s the defendant against everyone else, including us experts. If I hit the defendant, then I win the argument; if the defendant hits me, then my argument (no matter how scientific) is invalid. Points awarded also for degree of life-threatening injury sustained – that is, positive points for the one doing the injuring, while negative points go to the person receiving the injury.
    I was actually thinking about this during the morning, and sometimes it seems like that’s exactly how the law works.

    Dalillama
    Yay for it going well! It’s always an extra bonus when the anticipated social situations turn out well. :) *hugs*
    (How’s the new place?)

    Nerd
    Good to hear about the Redhead! Hope you did end up getting some sleep, and the Redhead, too (ugh, fears of doctors… I know that one, too!). And yay for insurance!

    Portia and ajb47
    Can I have some of that stew for breakfast? Please?

  304. says

    Good morning

    Dalillama
    Glad you had a good time

    Azkyroth
    Yay for friend!

    +++
    Told the kids we’re going to the anti-Pegida demonstration today. Explained to them that there are people who don’t want folks who believe in Allah or who come from another country to live here. What do they think about it?
    “That’s bullshit!”
    Yes, my kids, smarter than 18k people in Dresden…
    I’ll bring a “Je suis Baga” sign and see how obnoxious things get…

  305. says

    rq
    New place is working out great, they came and fixed all the things that we had problems with.

    Giliell
    Go Giliell-family. Hopefully everything stays peaceful tomorrow.
     
    My head is more stuffed up than before. I can barely breathe, and my right nostril feels as though hedgehogs are nesting in it.

  306. rq says

    Now I’m well and truly conflicted: do I or do I not want to become a police officer (while keeping my current work position)? It’s mostly a status thing with several benefits and a few drawbacks, and training/certification would occur over three months in the summer. Theoretically, this is possible.
    But I feel conflicted. Thoughts?

    Also, court went well. As well as can be, that is, considering they asked questions I am not qualified to answer and I told them so. I couldn’t figure out if the judge thought I was making fun of them or not.

  307. birgerjohansson says

    Portia:
    “looking through the many, many packages of frozen cow I’ve got”
    I always stick to microwawe food these days. Don’t want the content of the larder to do a “Who Goes There?” film reference when I thaw it up.
    — — —
    Moar hostile life? “kill it with fire” ; http://xkcd.com/1469/
    .
    Gut Fauna http://xkcd.com/1471/
    — — — —
    Infestation of boring, “sensitive” people in London to be eliminated by Kate Bush.
    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/kate-bush-to-lead-audience-away-like-a-pied-piper-2014082689884

  308. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    For Amy and Tina, it’s a nine year old joke.
    Let me put on my surprised face that it took a white dude comedian to make Cosby jokes in 2014 for anyone to pay attention.

    birgerjohannsen:
    Ha, yes, they’ve been in there quite a while. (And to add to the drama, this was a cow I bottle fed once or twice).

    rq:
    Glad it went well. I’ve asked a lab expert questions she didn’t feel qualified to answer. The poor thing, she looked like she wanted to hide under her chair.

    happy dance and flailing I figured out double knitting, so I can have two-sided knitting with color variation! Omg!

    Dalillama:
    feel better soon, glad the party was fun!

  309. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Giliell:
    At the Peshawar school? I’m not sure what inauguration you mean..

  310. rq says

    Giliell
    I’m not sure. I mean, not so violent, but otherwise? There’s a lot of nepotism (to wit, just this past week, three youngesters (two 16 year olds and a 20-something year old) murdered a woman to rob her. The one guy is the son of the local police officer (this is out in the country). Possibly during the body disposal, they were stopped by the local traffic cop, who identified the driver as underage and without a license – but he didn’t write any protocols, he took him back home, handed the car keys to the dad, and that was that. Later they discovered the murdered woman, etc., and there’s no (not yet, at least) way to know if she could have been saved if the law had actually been followed.
    At the moment, the two road cops (and their immediate superior) are on leave (probably unpaid, though I can’t be sure – and this isn’t because they’re getting more punished but because if you can afford to not pay a police officer, why not?), as is the local cop (the father). So… there are definitely issues. But do they apply to me, directly? Heck I wouldn’t be removed from my safe coccoon of a laboratory, I’d just get an official uniform to wear. With epaulettes.
    So do they apply to me indirectly, esp. considering that Latvian cops are well-known for taking bribes (though this has improved over the last few years, quite dramatically, since they made it illegal :P).
    So I don’t know. :P

  311. says

    Portia 465

    Night, ajb47, sleep well.

    Not so well, unfortunately. Don’t know why, though it’s probably because we have an old mattress and need a new one.

    rq 470

    As soon as someone invents the transporter so I can get it to you, I’ll get you some beef stew for breakfast. But really, beef stew for breakfast? If you just want the wine, just have the wine.

    Dalillama 473

    Glad the new place is working out well.

  312. says

    Portia
    Yep, I mean, if everything is about fighting terror and honouring the victims…
    Sorry, my cynisms ‘s been turned to 11

    +++
    rq
    Life’s complicated, isn’t it?
    Maybe make a pro and con list?
    I like those, because they force me to think. And if everything else fails, throw a coin. Seriously. Not because you should determine your life by the way gravity affected a metal disk, but your gut reaction to the result can tell you a lot about what you actually want (I swear on my gut. It’s a much more sensible creature than my brain)

  313. opposablethumbs says

    ‘rupt-ish, due to Stuff to do with offspring … (no illnesses, though) – just wanted to say yay for Dalillama and for Azkyroth(‘s friend) and rq-in-court and general well-wishes all round.

  314. rq says

    ajb47
    I was actually looking forward to the beef stew, but if you’re offering red wine for breakfast, I’ll take that, too.

    Giliell
    First I have to propose the idea to Husband, because the biggest hurdle will be scheduling, seeing as how he can’t take a 3 month vacation (even in the summer) and I have to find out if I receive something approaching a salary during that time (because technically I have to leave my current job, join the force, then get re-hired with my new status – thereby losing all the work time already accumulated, I’m pretty sure). And there are only so many hours in the day and not too many people we can convince to take a hiatus in their own lives just to watch our children for 8 or 9 hours a day, 5 days a week.
    Plus there’s the first three-month trial period, where I will also have a lower salary, which will kind of suck if they take me (back) on with my years-of-experience counter re-set to 0. I was hoping to talk to my boss about these things today, but she’s not in, so I’ll have to call her tomorrow.
    But yeah, the scheduling will still be hardest, esp. since there is no school or kindergarten in the summer.
    Anyone want to baby-sit for three months? I swear it will be worth it, Latvian summers are amazing!!!

    On the other hand, I’ve always been told I’d look good in a uniform. So there’s that.

  315. bassmike says

    Glad the court thingy went well rq . As to working for the police: I suppose you could work to improve things from within. Then the horde would have pretty much all the emergency services covered!

    Glad the new place is working out for you Daliama . The neighbours have to be better!

    It’s raining here. Sorry I mean it’s RAINING here…there’s a lot of it.

  316. Saad says

    Good article about the Baga massacre I saw today in a South African publication

    the Baga massacre barely merited a mention alongside the flood of coverage devoted to Charlie Hebdo. It certainly didn’t generate any special edition front pages or passionate editorials. Even in Nigeria, to the media fraternity’s shame, the 15 deaths in Paris got more press than the hundreds and hundreds at home, according to media analyst Ethan Zuckerman, who also pointed out that Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan expressed sympathies to the French government but said nothing about Baga.

    It may be the 21st century, but African lives are still deemed less newsworthy – and, by implication, less valuable – than western lives.

    There are plenty of excuses for this, of course. There are no dramatic visuals from Baga. It is difficult to understand, and the situation doesn’t fall neatly into the clash of civilisations thesis that makes for such a compelling narrative (it’s inconvenient to acknowledge that, overwhelmingly, Muslims are the biggest victims of Islamic fundamentalism). It was not an attack on journalism itself, as Charlie Hebdo was, and therefore didn’t tug at the heartstrings of editors everywhere.

    Still. Still. More than 2,000 people died, and the world stayed silent. Worse, Africa stayed silent. There’s plenty of hypocrisy on this continent, but the worst egregious example of recent times was the presence of Gabonese president Ali Bongo Ondimba at the massive solidarity march in Paris on Sunday. Here was an African dictator campaigning for freedom of speech in France, while vehemently and at times violently clamping down on a free press at home. Here was an African leader taking the time to stand in support of the French victims, while ignoring the many more on his own continent.

    Where are the African leaders condemning the Baga massacre? Where are the African journalists obsessively analysing and reporting it? Where are the African solidarity marches?

    So, yes, we are Charlie. But until we are Baga too, our outrage and solidarity over the Paris massacre is also a symbol of how we as Africans neglect Africa’s own tragedies, and prioritise Western lives over our own.

  317. bassmike says

    rq if you listen to the patter of the rain drops you can hear the odd miaow and bark in there too.

  318. Usernames! (ᵔᴥᵔ) says

    So, a question for the hivemind: how despicable must a person be, in order for everything that person did to be shunned, forever? Is it possible to take what we like and leave the rest?

    Examples:
    – George W. Bush and his paintings. He’s a war criminal, but can we enjoy his paintings (lack of artistic talent aside)?

    – Roman Polanski, a child rapist, also directed some of my favorite films, including Chinatown, The Pianist, etc. Should I not watch these any more?

    – Bill Cosby and his comedy. He appears (to me) to be a rapist. How much (if any) of his comedy and shows can be enjoyed?

    – Hitler and Mein Kampf. Never read it, but out of curiosity it is on the bucket list.

    Is it worse or better if we spend no money on the work products?
    Does it cause harm by discussing and promoting them, as in, “I really liked the Pianist; I think you would too”?

  319. says

    Not only can I not watch Polanski productions, I’ve gone off Whoopi “Not ‘rape’ rape” Goldberg and Terry Gilliam for their outspoken defence of him. It’s not the rape, it’s the utter lack of remorse, for me – that the man drugged and raped a 13yo, and insists that it wasn’t wrong.

    Cosby, Bush, Orson Scott Card, Woody Allen, Gary Glitter, I can’t get past the evil to just enjoy anything they’ve done. And anyone saying that we should be nice because it’s been so long goes into the same evil basket, for me.

    Now, to put that in perspective, I’ve been sexually assaulted by four different people over a period of twenty years or so, so I admit my point of view is not a neutral one. But for me, anyone who rapes and shows no remorse is someone I don’t want in my life in any sense. Y(L/100km)MV.

  320. Portia (aka Smokey the Advocate) says

    Cait:

    I like to toss Sean Penn onto those lists, too.
    Vile.

    Usernames! (ᵔᴥᵔ)
    If you’re asking whether it’s immoral to watch or enjoy media that is produced by a person who has remorselessly caused great harm, I don’t think so. I would say it’s not a good idea to spend money to do so, money that would get back to that person. This question feels a bit like a trap, though. It’s a false dichotomy. You can hate what someone did and enjoy what they produced. Their art should never remotely excuse what they did, which is sadly the case in our culture.

  321. Brony, Social Justice Cenobite says

    @rq409
    That is a damn disgusting interview.

    It seems to me that so much of the resistance to women in sports is a general resistance to any competition with women. Chess, video games, whatever. At best men don’t know how to compete with women professionally because society has not really allowed it, and at worst there are people who actively want to prevent women from being able to compete with men. You see it’s all that much easier to control women everywhere else when the very thing that would give you social control is considered socially distasteful.
    *Spits*

    The excuses are just “lovely”
    You are too delicate for sports. (Except for all of the ones who are not)
    You are sneaky creatures for trying it. (Because openly asking for equal treatment in sports is “sneaky”).
    It’s all “just for show” and meaningless. (It’s funny but I actually feel this way about sports in general)
    Women who play sports are ugly and manly. (And no one likes tomboys and strong women! Except people like me and more importantly the women themselves.)
    They didn’t achieve anything (except 12th place. Apparently 12=0).
    “Our women” (because that is the whole point of the bullshit)

    @ Portia 450
    Anonymous is a funny beast. It is significantly defined by the people who have and currently claim the role of “Anonymous”, so current shitty behavior matters. But what it is on a level that matters as time goes on is more like people that wrote politically controversial things under pseudonyms in the past and today. Anyone can claim it and what it does will always be controversial.

    @Rob 463
    When I google [platypus and evolution and infographic] and look at images I see a lot of possibilities like this one. Feel free to ask if any in particular are decent.