Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaidensays
Jeez. Those live-action dragon flies made with Lima bean bodies that kept going on & on about how Jiang Qing got such a raw deal and that if I want the Great Leap Forward to be a success I’ve got to plead with the gods of the dead to consider her case de novo and not concede that mortals are the triers of fact and thus the Gang-of-Four trial’s findings are unreviewable without a show that the findings are so clearly contrary to the available evidence that the findings themselves constitute a threat to the reputation of justice.
Those things were weird.
Rawnaeris, Lulu Cthulhusays
I don’t even….What the fuck did I just watch?!
/aside, they butchered my instrument at the end :( I <3 my clarinet.
UnknownEric the Apostatesays
I hear this totally syncs up with side one of “Piper At The Gates of Dawn,” man.
1.) Right before the notebook puppet told the other puppets to write
“creative colors” she showed them a board with a wheel of colors;
green wasn’t on that board, and when one of the puppets wanted to use
green, the notebook puppet IMMEDIATELY said “No, Green is NOT a
creative color.”
2.) When the notebook puppet told the others to look out the window
and look “creatively,” they couldn’t see anything. THEN the notebook
puppet put some monocles over HER OWN ONE EYE, and everyone could
suddenly “see” what the notebook wanted them to see, through the
perspective of the notebook and her one eye.
3.) When one of the puppets actually created something really nice and
ORIGINAL and creative–the picture of the clown–the notebook puppet
had black ink smeared on the picture to obliterate it.
4.) When things truly got scary, the facade melted away, the kitchen
with the tables and the puppets were zoomed out and you could see a
hollywood movie set encompassing the kitchen, indicating this is all
manufactured by hollywood…ie the indoctrinating media.
5.) Then, as you can see, the puppets started eating the brains and
the heart, telling you that the children’s creativity and emotions are
being taken by the media, “gobbled up.” Basically, the message is
supposed to be tragically ironic, because the light-hearted facade
hides the sinister plot; on the outside, it looks like they’re
encouraging children to be “creative,” so the mood, songs, and
atmosphere is innocent and childlike…but the makers of this sketch
are trying to tell you that there’s something HIDDEN beneath the
friendly facade, a dark, evil purpose, which is why the innocence
melts away and all you get is puppets eating brains and hearts and the
music turns dark. Even your emotions are manipulated; you feel
light-hearted at first, and then you feel fear as the evil is exposed
underneath the light. THIS is the nature of children’s cartoons; the
dark beneath the light.
Don’t you see? This is the perfect metaphor for how our children are
being conditioned by cartoons and children’s shows [and commercials,
too] to think a certain way, view things a certain way, AND EVEN OUR
EDUCATION IS INDOCTRINATED IN A CERTAIN WAY. The elite create shows to
“teach” children to be creative, but in actuality, they’re teaching
our children to be…puppets.
Silisays
This is exactly why I can’t use those damn mnemotechniques.
carpentermansays
Seriously… what was up with pouring the black paint on the yellow dude’s clown painting? Not cool.
And why isn’t green a creative color?
I’m sure if I watched that thing again I would have a lot more questions. But I’m never doing that again.
Or sleeping. I probably won’t be doing much of that anymore, either.
Well at least this gave me something to scare my facebook buddies with today. They get grumpy if I don’t produce.
=8)-DXsays
@pinkey
Or in other words.. Teletubbies.
evilDougsays
In the words of Arlo Guthrie, “That was horrible!”
If they knocked the background noise down by a couple of Bels and didn’t mumble, it would be much improved. There are some pretty good bits of snark against arbiters of what constitutes creativity in there, though I’m not entirely convinced they are intended to be snark.
brianpanskysays
@pinkey #5
ya i can see that, but when i watched it, i sorta thought that the message might be something more like “we SHOULD be allowed to go as dark as we want, but unreasonable people (like the singing notebook) don’t want us to”
but that’s mostly because the person who showed it to me is part of my family who think they should be allowed to use the n word.
yubalsays
Wait … Why is green not a creative color?
markosays
It’s all a bit Mighty Boosh.
@Rawnaeris, I quite liked the clarinet playing at the end.
AussieMikesays
I thought this was going to be an environmental message when it looked like oil sludge on the clown and ‘green’ wasn’t a creative colour. Buuuuut then it got really fucked up.
So I’m going with Pinkey at #5 above.
Yes, do stop, but not before you stop feeding facsimiles of those drugs to us innocents via TCP/IP. Holy cow, PZ, the penalties are awful, same laws apply as to sending shroomz through the US mail across state lines to alien juveniles! It ain’t worth it. And my head hurts. Also pretty sure I’m not creative now, either, though I think I was before.
Lylesays
“I use my hair to express myself!”
“That sounds really boring.”
“I use my hair to express myself.”
There’s something to that.
grumpyoldfartsays
@ Pinkey #5
Thanks, I would have never worked it out on my own.
Reminds me of the movie, Buffalo Bill and the Indians. I watched it first as a western and then discovered it was a parody of the Hollywood star system – so I went back and watched it a second time as a completely different movie. [Not many people have seen that movie twice.]
Priossays
it means yellow puppets are going to get shat on repeatedly, is what it means
dustbunnysays
When it comes to creepy puppets, I prefer Smile Time…
F [is for fluvial]says
it means yellow puppets are going to get shat on repeatedly, is what it means
It’s all yellow puppets. All the way down.
ajb47says
My god, what is in this tea?
Vodka? Which is why I stick to bourbon.
ajb47says
Oh fer cryin’ out loud. How did I just forget to use Absinthe instead of vodka?
StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!says
@12. yubal :“Wait … Why is green not a creative color?”
I asked the same question when I saw / heard that. One thought is because leaves are naturally green so its not adding anything “creative” to them – but then that isn’t actually true – given the existence of variegated leaves, autumn leaves, red prunus leaves, the blue phylodes (not technically leaves but close enough) on the Cootamundra wattle (accacia baileyiana), some sundew leaves, etc ..
So, yeah, I wondered like another commenter whether that was supposed to be some sort of political symbolic reference or meta-narrative.
Thought provoking , pyschedelic arty yet implied anti-arty clip here.
anchorsays
“Green is not a creative color”
What a cheap lousy bad trip.
tbtabbysays
You guys just discovered this?
M'thewsays
At first I thought the notebook was a bit of a fascist, for dictating what is creative and what not.
Thank goodness all ended well.
Moggiesays
tbtabby:
You guys just discovered this?
Weird puppetry hipsters are the worst hipsters.
beatnikhuskersays
That fucking notepad reminds me of every executive producer I have ever worked with…
Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says
Jeez. Those live-action dragon flies made with Lima bean bodies that kept going on & on about how Jiang Qing got such a raw deal and that if I want the Great Leap Forward to be a success I’ve got to plead with the gods of the dead to consider her case de novo and not concede that mortals are the triers of fact and thus the Gang-of-Four trial’s findings are unreviewable without a show that the findings are so clearly contrary to the available evidence that the findings themselves constitute a threat to the reputation of justice.
Those things were weird.
Rawnaeris, Lulu Cthulhu says
I don’t even….What the fuck did I just watch?!
/aside, they butchered my instrument at the end :( I <3 my clarinet.
UnknownEric the Apostate says
I hear this totally syncs up with side one of “Piper At The Gates of Dawn,” man.
/inhales
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
That drawing pad is a bit of an asshole
pinkey says
Over on answers.yahoo.com:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120128215322AAQpA9r
Sili says
This is exactly why I can’t use those damn mnemotechniques.
carpenterman says
Seriously… what was up with pouring the black paint on the yellow dude’s clown painting? Not cool.
And why isn’t green a creative color?
I’m sure if I watched that thing again I would have a lot more questions. But I’m never doing that again.
Or sleeping. I probably won’t be doing much of that anymore, either.
myeck waters says
Well at least this gave me something to scare my facebook buddies with today. They get grumpy if I don’t produce.
=8)-DX says
@pinkey
Or in other words.. Teletubbies.
evilDoug says
In the words of Arlo Guthrie, “That was horrible!”
If they knocked the background noise down by a couple of Bels and didn’t mumble, it would be much improved. There are some pretty good bits of snark against arbiters of what constitutes creativity in there, though I’m not entirely convinced they are intended to be snark.
brianpansky says
@pinkey #5
ya i can see that, but when i watched it, i sorta thought that the message might be something more like “we SHOULD be allowed to go as dark as we want, but unreasonable people (like the singing notebook) don’t want us to”
but that’s mostly because the person who showed it to me is part of my family who think they should be allowed to use the n word.
yubal says
Wait … Why is green not a creative color?
marko says
It’s all a bit Mighty Boosh.
@Rawnaeris, I quite liked the clarinet playing at the end.
AussieMike says
I thought this was going to be an environmental message when it looked like oil sludge on the clown and ‘green’ wasn’t a creative colour. Buuuuut then it got really fucked up.
So I’m going with Pinkey at #5 above.
boskerbonzer says
Eraserhead the Musical, for kids!
timanthony says
Yes, do stop, but not before you stop feeding facsimiles of those drugs to us innocents via TCP/IP. Holy cow, PZ, the penalties are awful, same laws apply as to sending shroomz through the US mail across state lines to alien juveniles! It ain’t worth it. And my head hurts. Also pretty sure I’m not creative now, either, though I think I was before.
Lyle says
“I use my hair to express myself!”
“That sounds really boring.”
“I use my hair to express myself.”
There’s something to that.
grumpyoldfart says
@ Pinkey #5
Thanks, I would have never worked it out on my own.
Reminds me of the movie, Buffalo Bill and the Indians. I watched it first as a western and then discovered it was a parody of the Hollywood star system – so I went back and watched it a second time as a completely different movie. [Not many people have seen that movie twice.]
Prios says
it means yellow puppets are going to get shat on repeatedly, is what it means
dustbunny says
When it comes to creepy puppets, I prefer Smile Time…
F [is for fluvial] says
It’s all yellow puppets. All the way down.
ajb47 says
Vodka? Which is why I stick to bourbon.
ajb47 says
Oh fer cryin’ out loud. How did I just forget to use Absinthe instead of vodka?
StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return! says
@12. yubal :“Wait … Why is green not a creative color?”
I asked the same question when I saw / heard that. One thought is because leaves are naturally green so its not adding anything “creative” to them – but then that isn’t actually true – given the existence of variegated leaves, autumn leaves, red prunus leaves, the blue phylodes (not technically leaves but close enough) on the Cootamundra wattle (accacia baileyiana), some sundew leaves, etc ..
So, yeah, I wondered like another commenter whether that was supposed to be some sort of political symbolic reference or meta-narrative.
Thought provoking , pyschedelic arty yet implied anti-arty clip here.
anchor says
“Green is not a creative color”
What a cheap lousy bad trip.
tbtabby says
You guys just discovered this?
M'thew says
At first I thought the notebook was a bit of a fascist, for dictating what is creative and what not.
Thank goodness all ended well.
Moggie says
tbtabby:
Weird puppetry hipsters are the worst hipsters.
beatnikhusker says
That fucking notepad reminds me of every executive producer I have ever worked with…
FUCK YOU! Green IS the ONLY CREATIVE COLOR!!!
Patrick Mott says
I can imagine some parent putting that on for a kid, and that kid being very afraid by about mid song.