Just the title was enough to make me happy: Zombie Jesus vs. Robot Hitler.
In an apocalyptic world where no brains remain save that of the cryogenically preserved Adolf Hitler’s, Zombie Jesus will battle the mechanical new body of Robot Hitler to sate his appetite!
Probably just deceptive advertising from “Jews for Jesus.”
Glen Davidson
On the face of it reminds me of Jesus Christ: In the Name of the Gun which I got a kick out of a few years back..
Zombie Jeebus + Hitler… I think the internets are about to explode.
Damn! It’s only a cover, not a real comic book.
Could be twin clones of Hitler being fought by Bearded Idiot instead.
(note that Bearded Idiot has no intention of insulting the wonder that are beards, it’s just that Superman killing people is idiotic)
Aaaaaaaaand citation fail for me. Woo!
It’s just a shame. Why can’t Zombie Jesus and Robot Hitler work together to achieve global domination? After all, deep down, they both want the same thing. And we also have to think about what kind of message we’re sending to children, when all they see is this needless violence in their comic books and video games and on their youtubes and they won’t even get off of my lawn and *head explodes*
That’s way too funny to be drawn by an earth-bound artist. Methinks the Devil had a hand in this…
Every permutation of that title (leaving the vs. in the middle) would make an awesome comic.
Zombie Jesus Loves your brains. but he’s not ready to commit.
Robot-Hitler looks suspiciously like a certain model of robot designed for bending things . . .
Clearly, since Robot Hitler’s brain is the only one left in the world, this will truly be Zombie Jesus’ last supper!
@ ^ scottjordan : Win.
Classic poster, great idea – seeing as there really isn’t a comic to go with it, I suggest that somebody write it for real!
Zombie jebus is kinda sexy…
I grant you it looks cool but I doubt it can be anywhere near as funny as The Mystery, the WW2-era novel Ray Comfort’s currently serialising on his blog.
It includes people joining the French Resistance before it is formed, female characters that don’t deserve names, characters who grew up in Germany struggling with the language, progroms in cities several years before there is any record of such a thing happening and massive cut-and-pastes from online history sites, all rendered in Ray’s clumsy prose. It’s genuinely hilarious.
Don’t bee fooled by the title and cool cover art it’s obviously just a docudrama about infighting in the Republican Party.
Hitler Jesus vs. Robot Zombie? I’d pay to see that.
“In an apocalyptic world where no brains remain save that of the cryogenically preserved Adolf Hitler’s, Zombie Jesus will battle the mechanical new body of Robot Hitler to sate his appetite!”
At the risk of unmasking myself as a pedant, I reckon the title should be ‘Zombie Jesus vs. Cyborg Hitler’.
Git:
So you’re a necrophiliac; meh.
It’s always
NaziJesus week…“I’d buy that for a dollar”
Randall Munroe would say the awesomeness of the title stems from our collective fixation on trochees. :D
Just below Zombie Jesus’s right knee – shouldn’t there be only one of those?
Not necessarily. I don’t think that, say, Tardigrade vs. Planeria would have the same cachet.
Thread won. Nomination for president also won </wishful thinking>.
blindrobin@15:
Don’t bee fooled by the title and cool cover art it’s obviously just a docudrama about infighting in the Republican Party.
Not just Thread Win, but worthy of a Molly!
I will use this for my Zombie Jesus Day celebration: the annual holiday celebrated in lieu of Easter, traditionally marked by a zombie movie marathon and a feast of deviled eggs.
The only problem is that they weren’t fighting eachother – they were on the same side.
Note the tagline:
It’s evil versus evil! Zombie Jesus is just hungry, and Robot Hitler is… well, he’s fucking robotic Hitler, how much more evil can you get?
Weak. So 1970. So stupid not worth mentioning.
@ pureone
(Zombie) Jesus: Weak. So 30 AD . So stupid not worth mentioning.
FIFY.