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  1. Desert Son, OM says

    Does this mean there finally going to reopen the research on the plausibility of “Radar Love?”

    *checks watch, notes half past four, shifts gear*

    Still learning,

    Robert

  2. Desert Son, OM says

    Dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit!

    Dammit.

    they’re/there

    *sigh*

    (To the tune of Hall & Oates “Private Eyes”)

    Homophones!
    They’re eluding you!
    They slip by every preview.

    Homophones! (*clap clap*)

    Still learning,

    Robert

  3. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Funny thing, the revised lyrics does not change my opinion of the song at all. I bet that comes as a surprise.

    Most of the original members of the band did become born again christians.

  4. Desert Son, OM says

    Most of the original members of the band did become born again christians.

    So did Alice Cooper, apparently. (I only learned that recently.)

    Still learning,

    Robert

  5. Die Anyway says

    Narwhals, narwhals
    swimming in the ocean
    ‘cuz they are
    just dust in the wind
    all they are is dust in the……

    Ohhh, aaaggghhh now the lyrics in my head are all mixed up.

  6. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Robert, I Alice Cooper’s father was a elder and one of his grandfathers was a minister. I guess it was never far from him and he never escaped it. At least he is low key about it. Just look at his follow Michiganer from the same period, Ted Nugent.

    ‘shudders’

  7. rob says

    i feel sorry for born again christians. how sad to not be born right the first time. and yet, they are still getting it wrong.

  8. daveau says

    “Dust in the Wind” was out-earwormed by “Radar Love”. Thanks a lot DesertSon. Good to see you though.

  9. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Steve Albini, between his bands Big Black and Shellac had a short lived band whose name I do not want to say. But there was one really fun homage, “Radar Love Lizard”. Yes, there is the throbbing bass line. There would be a link but I cannot find it on YouTube. I love the opening line.

    I am a lizard trapped in a man’s skin.

    And the spoken passage.

    He chased around the parking lot
    Caught me by the arm
    Popped off in his hand
    it really freaked him
    No big deal, I grew an other one

  10. nigelTheBold says

    Thirty Hellens agree: “Radar Love” is far preferable to “Dust in the Wind.”

    It could be worse. It could be that stupid Neil Diamond “America” song, or “I Love A Rainy Night” by Eddie Rabbitt (to to be confused with Roger Rabbit).

  11. Desert Son, OM says

    Janine,

    Interesting, thanks. I didn’t know that about Alice’s family. I wonder, too, if his recovery from alcohol abuse contributed to his later affiliation. Sometimes addicts go from one behavior (drinking, for example) to another (say, worshiping gods). Gee Dubya Bush often attributed his “change in ways” to the “discovery” of a “higher power,” and as I recall the occasional commenter here with the handle “Stewart Cowan” professed a number of years sobriety as somehow coterminous with the existence of divinity.

    Just look at his follow Michiganer from the same period, Ted Nugent.

    Ah, Nugent. I’ll join you in that shudder.

    Still learning,

    Robert

  12. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Steve Albini has a way to deal with earwigs, start singing “Private Dancer”. An other funny thing, I used to deal with earwigs by blasting Big Black’s album, “Song About Fucking”.

  13. Desert Son, OM says

    daveau,

    Thanks a lot DesertSon.

    I’m here to help!

    Thanks, by the way. It’s nice to be back. :)

    Still learning,

    Robert

  14. Desert Son, OM says

    nigelTheBold,

    It could be worse. It could be that stupid Neil Diamond “America” song, or “I Love A Rainy Night” by Eddie Rabbitt

    *shakes fist menacingly*

    Careful now! Don’t make me break out C.W. McCall’s “Convoy”! I’m a desperate man and I’m not afraid to use it!

    Still learning,

    Robert

  15. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Want to know what is really insidious? “Feelings”. Or just about any of Barry Manilow’s his from the seventies. Gack! I am still a child of that time period. When I am old and have lost my mind, I am afraid that I will be reduced to sitting in a corner in the dark and murmuring “I Write The Songs”.

  16. nigelTheBold says

    Careful now! Don’t make me break out C.W. McCall’s “Convoy”! I’m a desperate man and I’m not afraid to use it!

    You wouldn’t dare.

    To be fair, Cabover Pete did have his reefer on. And Jimmie truly was hauling hogs.

  17. Desert Son, OM says

    Want to know what is really insidious? “Feelings”.

    Low blow, Janine. Low. Blow.

    *desperately tries to pull the pin on “Ride Captain Ride” and hurl it into the fray before passing out from shock*

    Still learning,

    Robert

  18. Desert Son, OM says

    Sorry but I had to get nuclear on everybody’s collective ass.

    *is vaporized by the blast wave*

    I yield. Claim your wasteland. The soil should be suitable for agriculture in about 10,000 years.

    Still learning,

    Robert

  19. daveau says

    Janine, Nigel & Robert-

    Stop it! My head is going to explode!

    (Ride Captain Ride? Are you older than I think you are?)

  20. Paul says

    Gee Dubya Bush often attributed his “change in ways” to the “discovery” of a “higher power,”

    That is, of course, a major focus of many anti-addiction programs.

    The original 12 steps of AA:

    1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol—that our lives had become unmanageable.
    2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
    3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
    4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
    5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
    6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
    7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
    8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
    9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
    10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
    11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
    12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

    Many of the people in question are old enough to not be exposed to the newer, friendler, less-god pushing AA which is known to say it doesn’t matter if your Higher Power that you are sumbitting to is a rock in your yard (which few people really take seriously, but it’s an attempt to make it not seem religious on the surface of things so there’s no Establishment Clause issues from what I can tell).

  21. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Nigel, I guess I deserved that. I made myself sit though the whole song.

    Here is my penance.

    I recently heard Richard’s reaction to it on Fresh Air. He was not pleased. But I do not think the band is mocking the song, they just drew out the creepy element of it.

  22. cypress says

    Oh, yes, and MC Hawking!
    Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
    every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
    They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
    Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
    Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
    straight up fairy stories even children don’t believe.
    I’m not saying there’s no god, that’s not for me to say,
    all I’m saying is the Earth was not made in a day.

  23. nigelTheBold says

    Janine, MOFMA, OM,

    Sorry. I may have gone a little overboard. (Hah! I slay myself.) Seriously, Maureen McGovern was uncalled for, and I apologize.

    I have the “If I Were A Carpenter” album. The Sonic Youth cover of Superstar is by far one of my favorites. Thanks for the link. It made my day, as has this entire exchange.

  24. mothra says

    Narwhals, narwhals
    swimming in the ocean
    ‘cuz they are. . .
    WALKING ON SUNSHINE, WOOOW, WALKING ON SUNSHINE.

  25. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Nigel, I fired the first shot. All is justified. Besides, I am sure you noticed my counter attack.

  26. AJ Milne says

    Measure your tendency toward masochism:

    Upon seeing this thread, and the names of those who were posting therein, I:

    a. Did not open it.
    b. Did not open it, turned off my laptop, remounted the drive in another, safe, network-incapable machine, and deleted the bookmark to Pharyngula.
    c. Opened it, and skimmed it.
    d. Opened it, and followed the links.

    … if you answered (c), perhaps you’d be interested in our advertisement under ‘special services’, on Craigslist…

    (/If you answered (d), we’re assuming you’re already a client anyway.)

  27. nigelTheBold says

    Besides, I am sure you noticed my counter attack.

    Yes. Yes, I did notice. My doctor says I’ll recover (mostly), though he’s never seen a fully retracted penis before.

  28. InaCave says

    Why all the hatin’ on Kansas..come on…”they knew, they knew more than me or you, it was totally something new, oh what were they going to do..”

    OK, on second though, maybe not.

  29. nigelTheBold says

    Wow! Both daveau and Janine, MOFMA, OM posted the same video of the same horrible, horrible song, at about the same time! OMG! That can’t be a coincidence!

    We must worship Muskrat Susie and Muskrat Sam!

  30. Qwerty says

    Nigel, I listened to your link. Hey, that’s a classic from my youth.

    It made me also listen to “Sally Go ‘Round the Roses”, a personal favorite, which brought up two related videos of the Murmaids “Popsicles and Icicles” and the “Ballad of Palladin Have Gun Will Travel.”

    I had a 45 of the Murmaids song and I remember watching the TV western Palladin as a kid. My tom boyish sister asked for and received a Palladin toy gun set for Christmas. There is a picture of her with a gun set over a dress. I thought the “Have Gun, Will Travel” business cards that came with the gun were cool.

    Anyhow, I digress.

    Janine – I also listened to your linked songs yesterday that you want played at your funeral. I think you are planning some scientific study to prove you cannot wake up the dead!

  31. nigelTheBold says

    daveau, I concede. You win.

    I dared not pull up Bread, or John Denver, or Seals and Crofts. I almost hit you with Carl Douglas (as everyone was indeed Kung Fu Fighting), but I had to draw the line somewhere.

    I’m gonna end up pulling up all kinds of sucky 70s music now, just out of a sense of nostalgia.

    Anyone up for some Lobo, or Pablo Cruise?

  32. triskelethecat says

    It’s no fun reading all the links when I can’t play, but youtube is blocked at work and all the fun is usually over by the time I get home… :(

  33. Darrell E says

    Darrell, I actually like Minnie Ripperton.

    Me to. And a few of the other songs that have been lobbed into this thread. Some really are awful though.

  34. nigelTheBold says

    Darrell E — George Clinton is DA BOMB!

    Okay, so P-Funk is one of my secret vices. Sue me.

  35. daveau says

    nigel@58-

    Why, yes, I am willing to stoop to Bread. And Lobo. Was searchin’ it while you were threatening it. Leo Sayer was next.

    I have to stop playing anyway. I’m not getting any work done.

    triskelethecat@61-

    You’re lucky; it’s like you’re in a concrete bunker. It’s brutal out here. The only thing saving me is the fact that I have no audio at work.

  36. Sili says

    Actually, that was a pretty poor performance by dame Kiri (but what do I know).

    But we’ll always have the dream.

    (O’Toole is the (still) living proof that the Oscars really are utterly meaningless – if Gattaca losing to Titanic wasn’t proof enough.)

  37. Celtic_Evolution says

    Hmmm… this thread has now officially turned nostalgic… bringing to the forefront of my memory every long trip to my grandmother’s house I ever took when I was about 7…

    …spread out in the velvetty bench seat in the back of my dad’s old Ambassador, watching the streetlights flutter by overhead as I looked up through the rain-covered windows… listening to the squeak and whoosh of the washers and the “click click” of the floor-mounted hi-beam switch as we drove in the rain and dark of the suburban Boston back-roads… listening to the low tones of idle conversation between my parents but never actually hearing what they were saying, unconsciously singing along while Barry Manilow serenaded the alternating light and dark, desperately tired but fighting sleep… deep in thought concerning things I now can scarcely recall… till finally I would drift off to the sounds of the songs we now gleefully roast.

    *sigh*

  38. cafeeine says

    Darrel E @103
    Can you inform me of the title you used (in due time of course)in said comment? Vevo seems to think Greece doesn’t appreciate its product.

  39. Darrell E says

    Posted by: cafeeine | February 5, 2010 3:43 PM

    Darrel E @103
    Can you inform me of the title you used (in due time of course)in said comment? Vevo seems to think Greece doesn’t appreciate its product.

    That should be a link to “The Final Countdown” by the band Europe. I wouldn’t blame a web service for blocking it.

  40. cafeeine says

    @115
    Ah.
    The ‘final countdown’ actually has a cultish following in Greece, as it is associated in the public psyche with basketball finals, I wonder why they don’t want us to see…

  41. Celtic_Evolution says

    You might as well just take the bus home.

    OK… time for all of you to fess up. I’ll readily admit that so far, I have 5 of the songs linked in this thread on my Ipod… including the one Tis just referenced…

    Who’s going to share my shame? Come on…

  42. Sili says

    Did someone say mellow?

    (I think I’ve linked that one in The Thread – apparently young Marjanovi´c didn’t know The Graduate.)

  43. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Cafeeine, pardner, I been you to that one a long time ago. Hell, I quoted one of the lines of the song.

  44. Celtic_Evolution says

    I’m slightly embarrassed to admit I have this on my iPod.

    Don’t be… there’s a reason it’s been remade like 5 times since the original 10cc version. Good tune…

    Oh… and make that 8… ;^)

  45. cafeeine says

    Janine, your post must be along with all those transitional fossils. Show me the post! Just show me the post!
    *plugs fingers in ears*
    Hey, this is easy! No wonder creationists do it.
    *starts to [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCiFm31O7AY&feature=related]dance[/url]

  46. Celtic_Evolution says

    Isn’t PZ in Ireland right now?

    Hah! That’s the very first song I ever memorized the words to! (I was still a good little christian boy at that time and loved the whole “Noah’s Ark” story the way any 5 year old boy loves a good make-believe story) Haven’t thought of it in years. And I don’t have it on my ipod… but I’m totally about to!

  47. Dianne says

    I’ll readily admit that so far, I have 5 of the songs linked in this thread on my Ipod.

    I’ve only got one so far (of the links I’ve clicked)…but I’m adding some now that I’ve been reminded of the fine music of the 1970s.

  48. nigelTheBold says

    cafeeine,

    True story: I was in Bangkok for business a couple of years ago. One of the local techs took me out to a regular old pub-like joint, with live music. There were 5 different bands, with 5 different musical styles, and 5 different versions of “I Will Survive.”

  49. bbgunn071679 says

    ‘Tis Himself, OM @ 142:

    Not impressed? I bring you death (figuratively, of course) on a pale horse.

  50. nigelTheBold says

    Celtic_Evolution,

    Thanks for the words of encouragement. I have to admit, at the time, I liked a lot of the songs posted here.

    Of course, I was 12 when the 70s ended. And I lived in a logging camp in Alaska. So I didn’t know any better.

  51. Prince of Dorkness says

    I see on the lower right a suggestion that Rush’s 2112 is *not scientific*! How can it be?

    Ah well, the Thinking Man’s Rock Band™ still have “Witch Hunt”, “Roll The Bones” and “Faithless”…

  52. Celtic_Evolution says

    There’s always Enya and Abba.

    Enya’s only brush with the 70’s was as a member of Clannad, on their album “Fuaim”, which was released in ’81, actually. Clannad, made up of other members of her family, including the wonderful Maire (later pop-anglicanized to “Moya”), started out in the 60’s as “An Clann As Dobhar”, but renamed to “Clannad” in 1973. I have every album that Clannad, Maire, and Enya have ever made. Love them all. Think of me what you will. ;^)

    Oh, and I have nothing to add about Abba… I find their stuff fun, and I generally enjoy them.

  53. Quagmire says

    Wow, my favorite band was mentioned at Pharyngula! Kansas is great. ‘Dust in the Wind’ is one of their lesser songs.

    FYI Kansas purged itself of its religious fanatic member, Kerry Livgren, way back in the early 1980s. Livgren became a prominent christian music artist and anti-abortion activist. The rest of the band are “normal”.

  54. bbgunn071679 says

    SirBedevere @ 157:

    Hah! Merely a flesh wound, nothing that a few rounds of Irish whiskey or grain alcohol cannot mend!

    Thanks for the laughs everyone. Got to leave this party.

  55. Sven DiMilo says

    Just catching up.
    IMO Janine has easily kicked everybody’s ass here. Some of you guys don’t even seem to be playing the right game, even after she was kind enough to offer a cluestick @#108. Please get with the program or STFU.

    Cabover Pete did have his reefer on

    Dude, a cabover Pete(rbilt) is a truck, not a trucker.

    Sorry but I had to get nuclear on everybody’s collective ass.

    “Close to You” is a beautiful song and a sterling example of the songwriter’s craft when removed from the syrupy original arrangement.

    Here is my penance…I have the “If I Were A Carpenter” album.

    Me too. Cracker’s version of “Rainy Days and Mondays” is my fave, and answers the musical question “what if Richard Carpenter was strung out on heroin”?

    February 5, 2010 2:00 PM

    February 5, 2010 2:00 PM

    that was…spooky. Which reminds me…

    Posted by: Darrell E Author Profile Page | February 5, 2010 2:25 PM

    You didn’t just post the P-Funk in an ironic fashion, did you?
    DID YOU???

    [and then, after a long series of mostly don’t-get-it posts from the non-Janine contingent]

    Posted by: SirBedevere Author Profile Page | February 5, 2010 4:59 PM

    Fuck you!

    OK, re the OP, these are the Bands I Hate with a white-hot burning Hate:
    Journey
    Foreigner
    Kansas
    Styx
    Queen
    Supertramp

    that is all

  56. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Sven, funny, I feel the same way about all of those bands except for Queen. I have to like a band that can come up with something as weird as Bohemian Rhapsody.

  57. Sili says

    [and then, after a long series of mostly don’t-get-it posts from the non-Janine contingent]

    Fuck you, too.

    Do you expect me to keep track of when the hell stuff was made? Why would I do that?

    I’m playing the earworm game, and I don’t the fuck care what you think you’re doing.

    But spooky, yes.

  58. Sven DiMilo says

    *shrug*
    For the record, my “fuck you” was aimed directly and specifically at the rickroller.

  59. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Do you expect me to keep track of when the hell stuff was made? Why would I do that?

    For me, it is easy. It is all of the stuff I heard before I develop my own tastes and starting controlling what I listened to.

    Remember to stick with the original.

  60. Sili says

    Mine apologies. Just trying to channel the starfart. Guess it needs work.

    (And copyright protection protected me from the ‘roll. Who the hell uses proprietary Rickrolls?)

  61. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Cafeeine, it should come as no surprise that I have a weakness for Xena. I for got about that one.

  62. nigelTheBold says

    Dude, a cabover Pete(rbilt) is a truck, not a trucker.

    No shit. I was just quotin’ lyrics, Dude. From memory.

    Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June
    In a Kenworth, pullin’ logs
    Cabover Pete with a reefer on
    And a Jimmy haulin’ hogs
    We ‘as headin’ fer bear on I-One-Oh
    ‘Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town
    I sez Pig-Pen, this here’s the Rubber Duck
    An’ I’m about to put the hammer down

    I took a little liberty, sure. But the only way to make sense of that entire line is to think of “Cabover Pete” as if he were an individual. Otherwise, why they hell would someone in a Kenworth pullin’ logs refer to his vehicle as a Cabover Pete? And why the hell would he need a reefer? (Reefer = “Refrigerator,” for those of you without trucking relatives to interpret this shit for you).

    Oh, don’t try to out-C.W. McCall me, my friend. Otherwise, I’ll have to link to Wolf Creek Pass, or Ol’ Sloan.

  63. marcus says

    IMHO it is daveau @ 49 FT fuckin’W! Dear Dog!
    I despised that POS song, and I hate you for reminding me of it!

  64. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Bill, someone already dropped that one. Remember when David Letterman hosted their variety show?

  65. Chris Who Runs in the Woods says

    A few points:

    1. I bought a couple post-conversion Kerry Livgren tapes (yes, cassette tapes) before I freed myself from fundamentalist Xianity. Awful dreck. I still enjoy listening to Kansas though – even Dust in the Wind.

    2. We’re Michiganders, not Michiganers (and not Michiganians either).

    3. Yes, Uncle Ted is a douche. I’ll claim Jeff Daniels and even Bob Seger, but not Nugent.

  66. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    Janine (@185):

    Yah, I saw that daveau (?) beat me to it; teach me to fly off the handle, eh?1

    My deep secret shame is that I actually like that song. One of my favorite guilty pleasures is the whole subgenre of cutesy-sexy songs like that one (plus another in the same vein from that album that was never a hit), Midnight at the Oasis, Lovin’ You, Poetry Man, etc. I guess it might have something to do with having been a hormone-wracked teenage virgin when songs like that were popular!

    Funny thing is, cheesy as they were, SVB did a couple of really great things, including a wonderful cover of Paul Simon’s American Tune (couldn’t find a video, but here’s an audio sample) and the original version of Boulder to Birmingham. I’d always thought that was an Emmylou Harris original, but actually the leader of SVB cowrote it with her, and I like their version better.

    OK, now that I’ve totally trashed any respect y’all might’ve had for me, I’ll “play you out” with a slightly hipper version of one of those songs.

    1 Though if we got to hear the Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea theme twice, who can complain? Screw flying cars; where’s my damn flying sub?

  67. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    Janine (@185):

    Yah, I saw that daveau (?) beat me to it; teach me to fly off the handle, eh?1

    My deep secret shame is that I actually like that song. One of my favorite guilty pleasures is the whole subgenre of cutesy-sexy songs like that one (plus another in the same vein from that album that was never a hit), Midnight at the Oasis, Lovin’ You, Poetry Man, etc. I guess it might have something to do with having been a hormone-wracked teenage virgin when songs like that were popular!

    Funny thing is, cheesy as they were, SVB did a couple of really great things, including a wonderful cover of Paul Simon’s American Tune (couldn’t find a video) and the original version of Boulder to Birmingham. I’d always thought that was an Emmylou Harris original, but actually the leader of SVB cowrote it with her, and I like their version better.

    OK, now that I’ve totally trashed any respect y’all might’ve had for me, I’ll “play you out” with a slightly hipper version of one of those songs.

    1 Though if we got to hear the Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea theme twice, who can complain? Screw flying cars; where’s my damn flying sub?

  68. ermine says

    Otherwise, why they hell would someone in a Kenworth pullin’ logs refer to his vehicle as a Cabover Pete?

    Oooh, I -almost- hate to correct you, but I gotta defend my trucker cred! (Daddy was a long-haul driver by the name of ‘Catfish Cowboy’, and I had my own CB handle when I was 5 years old. – It was ‘The giant squid’, so it’s no wonder I feel at home here on Pharyngula.) :)

    The song is about a convoy, after all! There are three trucks involved to start, the Kenworth, the cabover Peterbilt with a refrigerated trailer, and the Jimmy that was hauling hogs.

    More trucks join in later, but there are already three of them driving together when the song begins. Get it?

    10-4, good buddy!

    (Damn, but I’ve come a long way since those days.. Still like mah squid though!)

  69. ermine says

    I forgot to mention that ‘Pig-pen’ is the driver of the Jimmy, while RubberDuck is driving the Kenworth. I can’t remember if the driver of the Peterbilt gets mentioned by name or not, it’s been a decade or two since I’ve heard the song.

    Still, C.W. McCall and Red Sovine were a couple of the names I remember very well from my early childhood in Kansas and Texas. Ahh, memories.. I could probably quote ‘Wolf Creek Pass’ from memory even now.

  70. nigelTheBold says

    ermine,

    The song is about a convoy, after all! There are three trucks involved to start, the Kenworth, the cabover Peterbilt with a refrigerated trailer, and the Jimmy that was hauling hogs.

    Right. But “Cabover Pete” here refers to an individual. So when I said, “Cabover Pete had his reefer on,” it matters not whether “Cabover Pete” was his handle or not. It still is a unique identifier to a specific trucker, even if that trucker is anonymous.

    Or am I getting too defensive here? I can’t tell. Too much to drink, you know.

  71. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    The ’70s were a misbegotten decade, one of dubious antecedents and ominous leavings. They were unkempt years, disowned years, years with zits, cleft palates, and, like as not, communicable diseases. The ’70s couldn’t help themselves. They wee recidivist, incontinent and unendearing.

    Try to guess where I got that. Sadly, I have to agree.

  72. ermine says

    Sorry Nigel, but you’re wrong. In the first lines, he’s describing the trucks in the convoy. He starts with ‘It was the dark of the moon, on the 6th of June in a Kenworth pullin’ logs.’ He’s the RubberDuck, but in the first verse he’s describing the trucks, not the drivers.

    The Peterbilt’s driver is never mentioned by name, but the Jimmy’s is – That’s Pig-Pen. ‘RubberDuck’ is the driver of the Kenworth. He’s not referring to the driver when he mentions that ‘cabover Pete’, not when he explicitly includes the CB handles of the drivers of the other two trucks in the next verse.

    I’m afraid that you’re getting defensive. Hey, we all make mistakes! I am SO not going to get into a contest of ‘who mauled the words to a song the worst’, I know I’ve made some doozies in my time. (‘Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap’ by AC/DC was one of my favorite songs long before I knew what the actual lyrics were, and boy, did I ever get them wrong! At my age, ‘dirty knees’ came to mind a lot more quickly than ‘dirty deeds’, for example..) Heh.

  73. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    I do not like the music of John Denver but I have to like and admire him. Dee Snyder, Frank Zappa and John Denver verses the Tipper Gore gang.

  74. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    Well Janine (@209), I confess I spent much of the 70s unkempt, and sporting more than my share of zits, but I was rarely if ever incontinent, and sadly not vulnerable to all the most intriguing communicable diseases.

    I did, however, have major crushes on both mother and daughter in this family… which I suppose makes me misbegotten, dubious, and perhaps even ominous.

  75. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    This is the greatest thread ever! A running debate about Convoy! Can you guys throw in the movie based on the song?

  76. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    Janine (@212):

    Dee Snyder, Frank Zappa and John Denver…

    That’s quite a trio! And their fourth for golf would’ve been…?

    Actually, I gather this guy’s a pretty good golfer (when he’s not in church, per Desert Son’s revelation @6).

  77. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    No Bill, that made you a hormone filled heterosexual male adolescent. Also, I knew what it was before I hit the link. Does that make me physic?

  78. Sili says

    Wait! The film was based on the song?

    Damn.

    (Never made sense of the lyrics, myself. The “Conwoyyyyyy” is enough for me.)

  79. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    No Bill, that made you a hormone filled heterosexual male adolescent.

    Natch; what else?

    Also, I knew what it was before I hit the link. Does that make me physic?

    Probably not even psychic. My thing for Shirley Jones may be a standard deviation or two from the norm, but I can’t imagine anyone, of any gender or persuasion, not having a crush on Laurie Partridge!

    Is it weird that I still think Susan Dey is hot?

  80. Celtic_Evolution says

    I do not like the music of John Denver but I have to like and admire him.

    Then you clearly haven’t seen “Oh God”.

  81. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    No, I never watched that movie. And I gave my reason. And I also like and admire Dee Snyder despite his making making of Strangeland.

  82. Celtic_Evolution says

    No, I never watched that movie. And I gave my reason. And I also like and admire Dee Snyder despite his making making of Strangeland.

    It was more an attempt at poking fun at the movie than at your respect for John Denver… sorry if it came across the wrong way.

  83. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    No worries, I read it as you mean it. I am sorry I sounded defensive.

  84. otrame says

    Bill, I love you I do, but what you did at #223…

    I don’t know if I can forgive that. My MOST HATED SONG OF ALL TIME and you managed to pick it out.

    Damn you.

  85. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    otrame:

    Don’t say I didn’t warn you! No worries, though: You’ll be fully recovered in no more than a decade or two.

  86. hockeybobs says

    Bill, you were right! Not only did my ears bleed, my hair tried to form itself into a hair helmet, perfectly molded and shellacked to the *exact* dimensions of the hair helmet worn by Mr. Goldsboro in your video. Luckily, I was able to thwart the fiendish deed by listening to some Led Zeppelin at high volume. Whew!

  87. otrame says

    *twitching uncontrollably

    otrame:
    Don’t say I didn’t warn you! No worries, though: You’ll be fully recovered in no more than a decade or two.

    Oh, and are you going to come and explain to my therapist why all her hard work all those years ago has gone for naught? More importantly, are you going to pay the bills? (do you have any idea how much retcon goes for these days?)

  88. hockeybobs says

    (Un)holy crap – I went through the whole thread, and incredibly, this one hasn’t been posted yet… it was so bad, even SCTV had to lampoon it.

  89. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    Party foul @233, otrame: Intentional parody doesn’t count. And besides, Weird Al couldn’t make anyone’s ears bleed; he’s a very talented guy.

    It’s not from the 70s, and it’s not cringeworthy, but since you brought Al up, this could pretty much be the theme song for some of us here in Pharyngulaland.

    Now if you want music by a guy named Al that better fits the thread, I can accommodate you. OTOH, it’s hard to hate a guy who thinks an 8 minute pop song about the Russian front is a cool thing (Queen fans take note: Roger Taylor on backing vocals and percussion).

  90. hockeybobs says

    Here’s the SCTV parody of my last post (with some additional cringe-worthy material);

  91. otrame says

    Bill @238
    “Weird Al couldn’t make anyone’s ears bleed; he’s a very talented guy.”

    No arguments here. Actually I like Weird Al’s version better than the original. But this is my favorite of his. You just can’t beat timeless poetry like this:

    “I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love
    and I have to use the self-service pumps.”

  92. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    MrFire (239):

    I think I’ve posted that very clip here on Pharyngula in the past. I know I’ve posted this one.

    Peggy Lee is the fuckin’ bomb!

  93. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    Actually OT in this thread — it’s too new and too good to belong here — but now I’ve caught the fever.

  94. SC OM says

    Nah, Tanya’s too legit.

    Oops. I thought it was about either songs that get stuck in your head or the other. I actually love DD, and I don’t care what anyone thinks. It’s much more sophisticated that it first appears, and she was so young! I’ve just listened to it like five times.

    Have a side order of vintage pop feminism with that?

    The only thing worse than sitting and listening to music is watching other people sit and listen to music. :) Who the hell came up with that idea, anyway?

  95. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Patricia, I provided a link. It was called Convoy. It starred Kris Kristofferson and and was directed by Sam Peckinpah.

  96. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    SC (@249):

    Oh, I like Delta Dawn, too. The sad fact is that I like a lot of the allegedly “awful” songs in this thread. I just thought Helen Reddy was more emblematic of the cheesy glory of the 70s; Tanya Tucker has a somewhat more timeless appeal.

    Also re I Don’t Know How To Love Him, I shouldn’t admit it in this hotbed of godlessness, but I really like pretty much all the music in Jesus Christ Superstar; as a teen, I had it pretty much completely memorized.

    The only thing worse than sitting and listening to music is watching other people sit and listen to music. :) Who the hell came up with that idea, anyway?

    You can’t possibly be hatin’ on The Midnight Special can you? You can have your American Bandstand or Top of the Pops; for a formative chunk of my youth, TMS was music.

    Now I find myself stuck on a serious kd lang jag. Enjoy!

  97. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    SC, a long time ago.

    Picture, if you will, a room full of fifth grade girls singing that. Unprompted.

  98. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    OK, SC, YouTube free association: Debby Boone led me to Anne Murray led me to… holy smokes, I can’t believe we haven’t had this one yet.

  99. Sven DiMilo says

    nuttiest thread Evar

    Oh, don’t try to out-C.W. McCall me, my friend. Otherwise, I’ll have to link to Wolf Creek Pass, or Ol’ Sloan.

    thanks ermine (@#196 & 210).
    Just so you know, I have recently posted Red Sovine vids and am willing to do so again. My friend.

    Posted by: Bill Dauphin, OM Author Profile Page | February 5, 2010 7:43 PM

    Thank you, Bill. I have always loved that song.
    “If a man ever needed dyin’ he did / No one has the right to say what he said / about you…I wish I had you / to talk to”
    All of the lyrics are perfect. The OTT string sweetening. “This is the police…you are surrounded…” Fuckin A, man! A-1 Americana! I just listened to it 3 times.
    *clenched-tentacle salute*

    SC @#229: LOL and I’m not kidding

    vintage pop feminism

    saw that one comin a mile off

    Jebus lovin’

    ditto

    hmm
    let’s see

    ah

  100. SC OM says

    You can’t possibly be hatin’ on The Midnight Special can you? You can have your American Bandstand or Top of the Pops;

    This was my show:

  101. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    Sven:

    Funny how I remember all the songs and none of the bands. You could’ve waterboarded me 183 times and I never would’ve come up with “The Original Caste.”

    SC:

    Gotta’ love those ‘fros! It’s hard to remember we used to dress like that, isn’t it?

  102. SC OM says

    It’s hard to remember we used to dress like that, isn’t it?

    How old are you, anyway?

    *runs*

  103. Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says

    How old are you, anyway?

    Oh lets see – I watched Tennessee Ernie Ford, Jimmy Dean, Soupy Sales and Lassie…. so you won’t have to run too fast. :)

  104. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    Oh, I could show you pix of me in my Qiana shirts, double-knit bellbottoms, shoulder-length hair (no ‘fro for this pale boy), and glasses with lenses the size of glass hubcaps.

    Somewhere in the back of my head, I’m still 17… but the reality is only just short of 3× that.

    BTW, this YouTube “drunkard’s walk” can lead interesting places: I knew kd lang was a Neil Young fan, but I didn’t know she’d recorded this. My favorite version is actually not kd’s nor Young’s original but this one by a vocal group called Prelude, which was otherwise in some ways similar to the already-ragged-upon Starland Vocal Band. And, of course, the SVB connection brings us right back around to Emmylou Harris.

  105. SC OM says

    Because no one else has done it; A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock-n-Roll.

    Now, why the fuck would I click on that? I knew what it was. What is wrong with me?

    (I think Janine and I are around the same age.)

  106. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    SC, click the next one! I dare you! I double dog dare you!

    And, yes, I did watch that show when it was first on. What was wrong with me?

  107. Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says

    Looks like Donnie got the hots for the Muppet show band… Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, if my ancient mind recalls correctly.

  108. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    Sven:

    My grandparents watched Hee Haw religiously, and so I did, too, when we were visiting them. I was too fucking hip to realize it at the time, but there was a hell of a lot of talent on that show.

    The real test of whether you know your Hee Haw is whether you literally laugh out loud when you hear the name of this band.

  109. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    SC, Janine, Patricia? Shall we kill Benjamin (@280)…

    I was born after the 70s,

    …now or later? ;^)

  110. Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says

    Eh, killing the little punk may be a bit stern. How about he looses two turns at the spanking couch with the magic piglet?

  111. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Eh, I say that Benjamin sits through fifty plays of The Osmonds’ Crazy Horses. Use the method from A Clockwork Orange to keep his eyes on the screen. After that, he has to wear on of those outfits, in public, for an entire day.

    0-zone. Just what were you thinking?

  112. Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says

    We could strap him to the fainting couch. I have enough chicken feathers for everyone to have a go at him.

  113. Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says

    There you have it Janine! After that we can baste him in egg whites and fire him over board. Thusly teaching him a valuable lesson about impertinence Pharyngula style.

  114. Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says

    The Electric Mayhem has some band members that I recogize – Dr. John, Janis Joplin, and Leon Redbone, but I never did guess all of the characters human personas.

  115. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    Ben-ja-min!’click clack’ Ben-ja-min!’click clack’

    Come out and pla-ay!

  116. Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says

    Yes, you’ve lost your turn with the magic piglet.

    That’ll learn ya.

  117. Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says

    Let’s see if the whippersnapper has ever heard of two of the most vomit inducing songs I can remember – Stand By Your Man & She’s Having My Baby. Gag, gag, gag!

  118. Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says

    I linked to Having My Baby much earlier in the day. No one said a word. I would have thought there would have been words of protest.

    Anyone who has ever watched The Blues Brither knows Stand By Your Man.

  119. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    Patricia (@293), you mentioned Janis Joplin, who is both too good and too early to be in this thread, and my perversely free-associating mind when immediately to Janis Ian, who’s neither1… and from her, it was just one short Related Videos step to Gilbert O’Sullivan.

    I gotta’ go to bed; my head is overfilled with syrupy background strings!

    1 I actually adore that song, but it’s apt to be criticized as typically 70s self-indulgent whininess by those who don’t adore it.

  120. Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says

    I must have been at work – we don’t have Internet access out in the barn (don’t say it Sven) – otherwise I would have given you the gold medal for Having My Baby. It’s the worst ever.

    I’ll say adieu for the night, I’ve been invited to go on a car ride. It’s my first occasion since donning the black, so assuming it’s a dress up affair I have to choose something in the old wardrobe to go with the ruby slippers, striped socks, and pointed hat.

  121. Bill Dauphin, OM says

    Dammit, John, I almost went to bed before I saw that!

    Ah, well, you gotta’ love a woman named “Juice,” don’t you?

  122. Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says

    Ugh – John I used to have that hair do, for about 30 years.

    The original singer of that vomit inducing crap was Marilee Rush (I think I have that right) who showed Olde English Sheepdogs as an aside. This shows what trivial crap we learn working at a veterinary hospital.

    Sheesh, good night sweethearts.

  123. a_ray_in_dilbert_space says

    Bill Dauphin@255 regarding “I Don’t Know How To Love Him,”

    I’ve never been able to listen to that song in quite the same way since my wife described a family vacation to Mexico when she was an adolescent. The band that played in the hotel restaurant only knew about 3 songs in English, which was that one.

    Now, summon to your mind, a bunch of mariachi band members singing to each other “I don’t know hoow to luf, hiim…” That song now is owned by that mental image.

  124. Sili says

    So, I’ll throw in something a bit more recent. And almost as terrifying.

    I think that’s the first time I’ve been able to distinguish words … I guess I’ve only ever heard the sped-up version.

    Let’s go back a few more years.

    Hell, why not get all the European scourges out of the way.

    (Odd how this stuff improves with a coupla years of not being played all the fscking time.)

  125. Sven DiMilo says

    And for all those who grew up listening to Dr Demento

    The good Dr. D. pronounced my true, full name on the air in 1975. Highlight of my life. I had sent him a computer (NEC mainframe; BASIC)-generated petition for Monty Python’s SPAM.

    “that’s not got much SPAM in it”

  126. macwwood says