Homophones!
They’re eluding you!
They slip by every preview.
Homophones! (*clap clap*)
Still learning,
Robert
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
Funny thing, the revised lyrics does not change my opinion of the song at all. I bet that comes as a surprise.
Most of the original members of the band did become born again christians.
Zenosays
Good old Don Asmussen is more highly evolved than most cartoonists.
Desert Son, OMsays
Most of the original members of the band did become born again christians.
So did Alice Cooper, apparently. (I only learned that recently.)
Still learning,
Robert
Die Anywaysays
Narwhals, narwhals
swimming in the ocean
‘cuz they are
just dust in the wind
all they are is dust in the……
Ohhh, aaaggghhh now the lyrics in my head are all mixed up.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
Robert, I Alice Cooper’s father was a elder and one of his grandfathers was a minister. I guess it was never far from him and he never escaped it. At least he is low key about it. Just look at his follow Michiganer from the same period, Ted Nugent.
‘shudders’
robsays
i feel sorry for born again christians. how sad to not be born right the first time. and yet, they are still getting it wrong.
daveausays
“Dust in the Wind” was out-earwormed by “Radar Love”. Thanks a lot DesertSon. Good to see you though.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
Steve Albini, between his bands Big Black and Shellac had a short lived band whose name I do not want to say. But there was one really fun homage, “Radar Love Lizard”. Yes, there is the throbbing bass line. There would be a link but I cannot find it on YouTube. I love the opening line.
I am a lizard trapped in a man’s skin.
And the spoken passage.
He chased around the parking lot
Caught me by the arm
Popped off in his hand
it really freaked him
No big deal, I grew an other one
nigelTheBoldsays
Thirty Hellens agree: “Radar Love” is far preferable to “Dust in the Wind.”
It could be worse. It could be that stupid Neil Diamond “America” song, or “I Love A Rainy Night” by Eddie Rabbitt (to to be confused with Roger Rabbit).
Desert Son, OMsays
Janine,
Interesting, thanks. I didn’t know that about Alice’s family. I wonder, too, if his recovery from alcohol abuse contributed to his later affiliation. Sometimes addicts go from one behavior (drinking, for example) to another (say, worshiping gods). Gee Dubya Bush often attributed his “change in ways” to the “discovery” of a “higher power,” and as I recall the occasional commenter here with the handle “Stewart Cowan” professed a number of years sobriety as somehow coterminous with the existence of divinity.
Just look at his follow Michiganer from the same period, Ted Nugent.
Ah, Nugent. I’ll join you in that shudder.
Still learning,
Robert
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
Steve Albini has a way to deal with earwigs, start singing “Private Dancer”. An other funny thing, I used to deal with earwigs by blasting Big Black’s album, “Song About Fucking”.
Desert Son, OMsays
daveau,
Thanks a lot DesertSon.
I’m here to help!
Thanks, by the way. It’s nice to be back. :)
Still learning,
Robert
Desert Son, OMsays
nigelTheBold,
It could be worse. It could be that stupid Neil Diamond “America” song, or “I Love A Rainy Night” by Eddie Rabbitt
*shakes fist menacingly*
Careful now! Don’t make me break out C.W. McCall’s “Convoy”! I’m a desperate man and I’m not afraid to use it!
Still learning,
Robert
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
Want to know what is really insidious? “Feelings”. Or just about any of Barry Manilow’s his from the seventies. Gack! I am still a child of that time period. When I am old and have lost my mind, I am afraid that I will be reduced to sitting in a corner in the dark and murmuring “I Write The Songs”.
nigelTheBoldsays
Careful now! Don’t make me break out C.W. McCall’s “Convoy”! I’m a desperate man and I’m not afraid to use it!
You wouldn’t dare.
To be fair, Cabover Pete did have his reefer on. And Jimmie truly was hauling hogs.
Desert Son, OMsays
Want to know what is really insidious? “Feelings”.
Low blow, Janine. Low. Blow.
*desperately tries to pull the pin on “Ride Captain Ride” and hurl it into the fray before passing out from shock*
Sorry but I had to get nuclear on everybody’s collective ass.
*is vaporized by the blast wave*
I yield. Claim your wasteland. The soil should be suitable for agriculture in about 10,000 years.
Still learning,
Robert
daveausays
Janine, Nigel & Robert-
Stop it! My head is going to explode!
(Ride Captain Ride? Are you older than I think you are?)
Paulsays
Gee Dubya Bush often attributed his “change in ways” to the “discovery” of a “higher power,”
That is, of course, a major focus of many anti-addiction programs.
The original 12 steps of AA:
1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol—that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
Many of the people in question are old enough to not be exposed to the newer, friendler, less-god pushing AA which is known to say it doesn’t matter if your Higher Power that you are sumbitting to is a rock in your yard (which few people really take seriously, but it’s an attempt to make it not seem religious on the surface of things so there’s no Establishment Clause issues from what I can tell).
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
Nigel, I guess I deserved that. I made myself sit though the whole song.
I recently heard Richard’s reaction to it on Fresh Air. He was not pleased. But I do not think the band is mocking the song, they just drew out the creepy element of it.
Darrell Esays
Did someone say “Radar Love Lizard”? Can’t find a video, but here is link for a free ringtone download, at which you can listen to a sample.
Oh, yes, and MC Hawking!
Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
straight up fairy stories even children don’t believe.
I’m not saying there’s no god, that’s not for me to say,
all I’m saying is the Earth was not made in a day.
alarethsays
Brandy, she’s a fine girl. What a good wife she would be.
Silisays
Blind Squirrel FCDsays
Ted Nugent in the news, Is that spittle dripping off his chin?
Sorry. I may have gone a little overboard. (Hah! I slay myself.) Seriously, Maureen McGovern was uncalled for, and I apologize.
I have the “If I Were A Carpenter” album. The Sonic Youth cover of Superstar is by far one of my favorites. Thanks for the link. It made my day, as has this entire exchange.
Upon seeing this thread, and the names of those who were posting therein, I:
a. Did not open it.
b. Did not open it, turned off my laptop, remounted the drive in another, safe, network-incapable machine, and deleted the bookmark to Pharyngula.
c. Opened it, and skimmed it.
d. Opened it, and followed the links.
… if you answered (c), perhaps you’d be interested in our advertisement under ‘special services’, on Craigslist…
(/If you answered (d), we’re assuming you’re already a client anyway.)
nigelTheBoldsays
Besides, I am sure you noticed my counter attack.
Yes. Yes, I did notice. My doctor says I’ll recover (mostly), though he’s never seen a fully retracted penis before.
InaCavesays
Why all the hatin’ on Kansas..come on…”they knew, they knew more than me or you, it was totally something new, oh what were they going to do..”
OK, on second though, maybe not.
daveausays
Janine: Missed it by that much! I have so much to learn from you.
Wow! Both daveau and Janine, MOFMA, OM posted the same video of the same horrible, horrible song, at about the same time! OMG! That can’t be a coincidence!
We must worship Muskrat Susie and Muskrat Sam!
nigelTheBoldsays
Hey! All you youngun’s posting stuff from the 80s. That doesn’t count. This is an all-70s gig here.
Nigel, I listened to your link. Hey, that’s a classic from my youth.
It made me also listen to “Sally Go ‘Round the Roses”, a personal favorite, which brought up two related videos of the Murmaids “Popsicles and Icicles” and the “Ballad of Palladin Have Gun Will Travel.”
I had a 45 of the Murmaids song and I remember watching the TV western Palladin as a kid. My tom boyish sister asked for and received a Palladin toy gun set for Christmas. There is a picture of her with a gun set over a dress. I thought the “Have Gun, Will Travel” business cards that came with the gun were cool.
Anyhow, I digress.
Janine – I also listened to your linked songs yesterday that you want played at your funeral. I think you are planning some scientific study to prove you cannot wake up the dead!
I dared not pull up Bread, or John Denver, or Seals and Crofts. I almost hit you with Carl Douglas (as everyone was indeed Kung Fu Fighting), but I had to draw the line somewhere.
I’m gonna end up pulling up all kinds of sucky 70s music now, just out of a sense of nostalgia.
Hmmm… this thread has now officially turned nostalgic… bringing to the forefront of my memory every long trip to my grandmother’s house I ever took when I was about 7…
…spread out in the velvetty bench seat in the back of my dad’s old Ambassador, watching the streetlights flutter by overhead as I looked up through the rain-covered windows… listening to the squeak and whoosh of the washers and the “click click” of the floor-mounted hi-beam switch as we drove in the rain and dark of the suburban Boston back-roads… listening to the low tones of idle conversation between my parents but never actually hearing what they were saying, unconsciously singing along while Barry Manilow serenaded the alternating light and dark, desperately tired but fighting sleep… deep in thought concerning things I now can scarcely recall… till finally I would drift off to the sounds of the songs we now gleefully roast.
*sigh*
cafeeinesays
Darrel E @103
Can you inform me of the title you used (in due time of course)in said comment? Vevo seems to think Greece doesn’t appreciate its product.
Darrel E @103
Can you inform me of the title you used (in due time of course)in said comment? Vevo seems to think Greece doesn’t appreciate its product.
That should be a link to “The Final Countdown” by the band Europe. I wouldn’t blame a web service for blocking it.
@115
Ah.
The ‘final countdown’ actually has a cultish following in Greece, as it is associated in the public psyche with basketball finals, I wonder why they don’t want us to see…
(Unfortunately, I couldn’t find the version I was looking for, but did find this version.)
Celtic_Evolutionsays
You might as well just take the bus home.
OK… time for all of you to fess up. I’ll readily admit that so far, I have 5 of the songs linked in this thread on my Ipod… including the one Tis just referenced…
I’m slightly embarrassed to admit I have this on my iPod.
Don’t be… there’s a reason it’s been remade like 5 times since the original 10cc version. Good tune…
Oh… and make that 8… ;^)
cafeeinesays
Janine, your post must be along with all those transitional fossils. Show me the post! Just show me the post!
*plugs fingers in ears*
Hey, this is easy! No wonder creationists do it.
*starts to [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCiFm31O7AY&feature=related]dance[/url]
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
I am breaking format but I have to post this in response to Bilbo Baggins.
Celtic_Evolutionsays
Isn’t PZ in Ireland right now?
Hah! That’s the very first song I ever memorized the words to! (I was still a good little christian boy at that time and loved the whole “Noah’s Ark” story the way any 5 year old boy loves a good make-believe story) Haven’t thought of it in years. And I don’t have it on my ipod… but I’m totally about to!
cafeeinesays
Nigel, don’t worry, you’ll survive the embarassment
True story: I was in Bangkok for business a couple of years ago. One of the local techs took me out to a regular old pub-like joint, with live music. There were 5 different bands, with 5 different musical styles, and 5 different versions of “I Will Survive.”
bbgunn071679says
‘Tis Himself, OM @ 142:
Not impressed? I bring you death (figuratively, of course) on a pale horse.
nigelTheBoldsays
Celtic_Evolution,
Thanks for the words of encouragement. I have to admit, at the time, I liked a lot of the songs posted here.
Of course, I was 12 when the 70s ended. And I lived in a logging camp in Alaska. So I didn’t know any better.
Prince of Dorknesssays
I see on the lower right a suggestion that Rush’s 2112 is *not scientific*! How can it be?
Ah well, the Thinking Man’s Rock Band™ still have “Witch Hunt”, “Roll The Bones” and “Faithless”…
Enya’s only brush with the 70’s was as a member of Clannad, on their album “Fuaim”, which was released in ’81, actually. Clannad, made up of other members of her family, including the wonderful Maire (later pop-anglicanized to “Moya”), started out in the 60’s as “An Clann As Dobhar”, but renamed to “Clannad” in 1973. I have every album that Clannad, Maire, and Enya have ever made. Love them all. Think of me what you will. ;^)
Oh, and I have nothing to add about Abba… I find their stuff fun, and I generally enjoy them.
Quagmiresays
Wow, my favorite band was mentioned at Pharyngula! Kansas is great. ‘Dust in the Wind’ is one of their lesser songs.
FYI Kansas purged itself of its religious fanatic member, Kerry Livgren, way back in the early 1980s. Livgren became a prominent christian music artist and anti-abortion activist. The rest of the band are “normal”.
bbgunn071679says
SirBedevere @ 157:
Hah! Merely a flesh wound, nothing that a few rounds of Irish whiskey or grain alcohol cannot mend!
Thanks for the laughs everyone. Got to leave this party.
Just catching up.
IMO Janine has easily kicked everybody’s ass here. Some of you guys don’t even seem to be playing the right game, even after she was kind enough to offer a cluestick @#108. Please get with the program or STFU.
Cabover Pete did have his reefer on
Dude, a cabover Pete(rbilt) is a truck, not a trucker.
Sorry but I had to get nuclear on everybody’s collective ass.
“Close to You” is a beautiful song and a sterling example of the songwriter’s craft when removed from the syrupy original arrangement.
Here is my penance…I have the “If I Were A Carpenter” album.
Me too. Cracker’s version of “Rainy Days and Mondays” is my fave, and answers the musical question “what if Richard Carpenter was strung out on heroin”?
Sven, funny, I feel the same way about all of those bands except for Queen. I have to like a band that can come up with something as weird as Bohemian Rhapsody.
Silisays
[and then, after a long series of mostly don’t-get-it posts from the non-Janine contingent]
Fuck you, too.
Do you expect me to keep track of when the hell stuff was made? Why would I do that?
I’m playing the earworm game, and I don’t the fuck care what you think you’re doing.
Dude, a cabover Pete(rbilt) is a truck, not a trucker.
No shit. I was just quotin’ lyrics, Dude. From memory.
Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin’ logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin’ hogs
We ‘as headin’ fer bear on I-One-Oh
‘Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town
I sez Pig-Pen, this here’s the Rubber Duck
An’ I’m about to put the hammer down
I took a little liberty, sure. But the only way to make sense of that entire line is to think of “Cabover Pete” as if he were an individual. Otherwise, why they hell would someone in a Kenworth pullin’ logs refer to his vehicle as a Cabover Pete? And why the hell would he need a reefer? (Reefer = “Refrigerator,” for those of you without trucking relatives to interpret this shit for you).
Oh, don’t try to out-C.W. McCall me, my friend. Otherwise, I’ll have to link to Wolf Creek Pass, or Ol’ Sloan.
1. I bought a couple post-conversion Kerry Livgren tapes (yes, cassette tapes) before I freed myself from fundamentalist Xianity. Awful dreck. I still enjoy listening to Kansas though – even Dust in the Wind.
2. We’re Michiganders, not Michiganers (and not Michiganians either).
3. Yes, Uncle Ted is a douche. I’ll claim Jeff Daniels and even Bob Seger, but not Nugent.
Yah, I saw that daveau (?) beat me to it; teach me to fly off the handle, eh?1
My deep secret shame is that I actually like that song. One of my favorite guilty pleasures is the whole subgenre of cutesy-sexy songs like that one (plus another in the same vein from that album that was never a hit), Midnight at the Oasis, Lovin’ You, Poetry Man, etc. I guess it might have something to do with having been a hormone-wracked teenage virgin when songs like that were popular!
Funny thing is, cheesy as they were, SVB did a couple of really great things, including a wonderful cover of Paul Simon’s American Tune (couldn’t find a video, but here’s an audio sample) and the original version of Boulder to Birmingham. I’d always thought that was an Emmylou Harris original, but actually the leader of SVB cowrote it with her, and I like their version better.
1 Though if we got to hear the Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea theme twice, who can complain? Screw flying cars; where’s my damn flying sub?
Bill Dauphin, OMsays
Janine (@185):
Yah, I saw that daveau (?) beat me to it; teach me to fly off the handle, eh?1
My deep secret shame is that I actually like that song. One of my favorite guilty pleasures is the whole subgenre of cutesy-sexy songs like that one (plus another in the same vein from that album that was never a hit), Midnight at the Oasis, Lovin’ You, Poetry Man, etc. I guess it might have something to do with having been a hormone-wracked teenage virgin when songs like that were popular!
Funny thing is, cheesy as they were, SVB did a couple of really great things, including a wonderful cover of Paul Simon’s American Tune (couldn’t find a video) and the original version of Boulder to Birmingham. I’d always thought that was an Emmylou Harris original, but actually the leader of SVB cowrote it with her, and I like their version better.
Scratch that. Better, Norwegianer version found with improved spelling.
erminesays
Otherwise, why they hell would someone in a Kenworth pullin’ logs refer to his vehicle as a Cabover Pete?
Oooh, I -almost- hate to correct you, but I gotta defend my trucker cred! (Daddy was a long-haul driver by the name of ‘Catfish Cowboy’, and I had my own CB handle when I was 5 years old. – It was ‘The giant squid’, so it’s no wonder I feel at home here on Pharyngula.) :)
The song is about a convoy, after all! There are three trucks involved to start, the Kenworth, the cabover Peterbilt with a refrigerated trailer, and the Jimmy that was hauling hogs.
More trucks join in later, but there are already three of them driving together when the song begins. Get it?
10-4, good buddy!
(Damn, but I’ve come a long way since those days.. Still like mah squid though!)
And BTW, if we’re gonna’ talk Queen, BoRhap, much as I love it, is amateur hour: We need to get down to fundamentals!
erminesays
I forgot to mention that ‘Pig-pen’ is the driver of the Jimmy, while RubberDuck is driving the Kenworth. I can’t remember if the driver of the Peterbilt gets mentioned by name or not, it’s been a decade or two since I’ve heard the song.
Still, C.W. McCall and Red Sovine were a couple of the names I remember very well from my early childhood in Kansas and Texas. Ahh, memories.. I could probably quote ‘Wolf Creek Pass’ from memory even now.
nigelTheBoldsays
ermine,
The song is about a convoy, after all! There are three trucks involved to start, the Kenworth, the cabover Peterbilt with a refrigerated trailer, and the Jimmy that was hauling hogs.
Right. But “Cabover Pete” here refers to an individual. So when I said, “Cabover Pete had his reefer on,” it matters not whether “Cabover Pete” was his handle or not. It still is a unique identifier to a specific trucker, even if that trucker is anonymous.
Or am I getting too defensive here? I can’t tell. Too much to drink, you know.
Really? 200+ comments into a Music To Cringe To@copy; thread and nobody’s whipped out this fine young American?
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
The ’70s were a misbegotten decade, one of dubious antecedents and ominous leavings. They were unkempt years, disowned years, years with zits, cleft palates, and, like as not, communicable diseases. The ’70s couldn’t help themselves. They wee recidivist, incontinent and unendearing.
Try to guess where I got that. Sadly, I have to agree.
erminesays
Sorry Nigel, but you’re wrong. In the first lines, he’s describing the trucks in the convoy. He starts with ‘It was the dark of the moon, on the 6th of June in a Kenworth pullin’ logs.’ He’s the RubberDuck, but in the first verse he’s describing the trucks, not the drivers.
The Peterbilt’s driver is never mentioned by name, but the Jimmy’s is – That’s Pig-Pen. ‘RubberDuck’ is the driver of the Kenworth. He’s not referring to the driver when he mentions that ‘cabover Pete’, not when he explicitly includes the CB handles of the drivers of the other two trucks in the next verse.
I’m afraid that you’re getting defensive. Hey, we all make mistakes! I am SO not going to get into a contest of ‘who mauled the words to a song the worst’, I know I’ve made some doozies in my time. (‘Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap’ by AC/DC was one of my favorite songs long before I knew what the actual lyrics were, and boy, did I ever get them wrong! At my age, ‘dirty knees’ came to mind a lot more quickly than ‘dirty deeds’, for example..) Heh.
'Tis Himself, OMsays
Possibly the best known song about Norwegians and war is this one.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
I do not like the music of John Denver but I have to like and admire him. Dee Snyder, Frank Zappa and John Denver verses the Tipper Gore gang.
Bill Dauphin, OMsays
Well Janine (@209), I confess I spent much of the 70s unkempt, and sporting more than my share of zits, but I was rarely if ever incontinent, and sadly not vulnerable to all the most intriguing communicable diseases.
I did, however, have major crushes on both mother and daughter in this family… which I suppose makes me misbegotten, dubious, and perhaps even ominous.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
This is the greatest thread ever! A running debate about Convoy! Can you guys throw in the movie based on the song?
Bill Dauphin, OMsays
Janine (@212):
Dee Snyder, Frank Zappa and John Denver…
That’s quite a trio! And their fourth for golf would’ve been…?
Actually, I gather this guy’s a pretty good golfer (when he’s not in church, per Desert Son’s revelation @6).
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
No Bill, that made you a hormone filled heterosexual male adolescent. Also, I knew what it was before I hit the link. Does that make me physic?
No Bill, that made you a hormone filled heterosexual male adolescent.
Natch; what else?
Also, I knew what it was before I hit the link. Does that make me physic?
Probably not even psychic. My thing for Shirley Jones may be a standard deviation or two from the norm, but I can’t imagine anyone, of any gender or persuasion, not having a crush on Laurie Partridge!
Bill, you were right! Not only did my ears bleed, my hair tried to form itself into a hair helmet, perfectly molded and shellacked to the *exact* dimensions of the hair helmet worn by Mr. Goldsboro in your video. Luckily, I was able to thwart the fiendish deed by listening to some Led Zeppelin at high volume. Whew!
otramesays
*twitching uncontrollably
otrame:
Don’t say I didn’t warn you! No worries, though: You’ll be fully recovered in no more than a decade or two.
Oh, and are you going to come and explain to my therapist why all her hard work all those years ago has gone for naught? More importantly, are you going to pay the bills? (do you have any idea how much retcon goes for these days?)
hockeybobssays
(Un)holy crap – I went through the whole thread, and incredibly, this one hasn’t been posted yet… it was so bad, even SCTV had to lampoon it.
Bill Dauphin, OMsays
Party foul @233, otrame: Intentional parody doesn’t count. And besides, Weird Al couldn’t make anyone’s ears bleed; he’s a very talented guy.
It’s not from the 70s, and it’s not cringeworthy, but since you brought Al up, this could pretty much be the theme song for some of us here in Pharyngulaland.
Now if you want music by a guy named Al that better fits the thread, I can accommodate you. OTOH, it’s hard to hate a guy who thinks an 8 minute pop song about the Russian front is a cool thing (Queen fans take note: Roger Taylor on backing vocals and percussion).
Bill @238
“Weird Al couldn’t make anyone’s ears bleed; he’s a very talented guy.”
No arguments here. Actually I like Weird Al’s version better than the original. But this is my favorite of his. You just can’t beat timeless poetry like this:
“I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love
and I have to use the self-service pumps.”
Pacalsays
Being utterly without mercy listen to this. Here and anothor version Here.
Actually OT in this thread — it’s too new and too good to belong here — but now I’ve caught the fever.
SC OMsays
Nah, Tanya’s too legit.
Oops. I thought it was about either songs that get stuck in your head or the other. I actually love DD, and I don’t care what anyone thinks. It’s much more sophisticated that it first appears, and she was so young! I’ve just listened to it like five times.
Have a side order of vintage pop feminism with that?
The only thing worse than sitting and listening to music is watching other people sit and listen to music. :) Who the hell came up with that idea, anyway?
Patricia, I provided a link. It was called Convoy. It starred Kris Kristofferson and and was directed by Sam Peckinpah.
SC OMsays
This yet?
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OMsays
Damn, I missed the Kristoffherson link.
SC OMsays
Bill Dauphin, OMsays
SC (@249):
Oh, I like Delta Dawn, too. The sad fact is that I like a lot of the allegedly “awful” songs in this thread. I just thought Helen Reddy was more emblematic of the cheesy glory of the 70s; Tanya Tucker has a somewhat more timeless appeal.
Also re I Don’t Know How To Love Him, I shouldn’t admit it in this hotbed of godlessness, but I really like pretty much all the music in Jesus Christ Superstar; as a teen, I had it pretty much completely memorized.
The only thing worse than sitting and listening to music is watching other people sit and listen to music. :) Who the hell came up with that idea, anyway?
You can’t possibly be hatin’ on The Midnight Special can you? You can have your American Bandstand or Top of the Pops; for a formative chunk of my youth, TMSwas music.
Now I find myself stuck on a serious kd lang jag. Enjoy!
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
SC, a long time ago.
Picture, if you will, a room full of fifth grade girls singing that. Unprompted.
Bill Dauphin, OMsays
OK, SC, YouTube free association: Debby Boone led me to Anne Murray led me to… holy smokes, I can’t believe we haven’t had this one yet.
Sven DiMilosays
nuttiest thread Evar
Oh, don’t try to out-C.W. McCall me, my friend. Otherwise, I’ll have to link to Wolf Creek Pass, or Ol’ Sloan.
thanks ermine (@#196 & 210).
Just so you know, I have recently posted Red Sovine vids and am willing to do so again. My friend.
Posted by: Bill Dauphin, OM Author Profile Page | February 5, 2010 7:43 PM
Thank you, Bill. I have always loved that song.
“If a man ever needed dyin’ he did / No one has the right to say what he said / about you…I wish I had you / to talk to”
All of the lyrics are perfect. The OTT string sweetening. “This is the police…you are surrounded…” Fuckin A, man! A-1 Americana! I just listened to it 3 times. *clenched-tentacle salute*
SC @#229: LOL and I’m not kidding
vintage pop feminism
saw that one comin a mile off
Jebus lovin’
ditto
hmm
let’s see
ah
SC OMsays
You can’t possibly be hatin’ on The Midnight Special can you? You can have your American Bandstand or Top of the Pops;
This was my show:
Bill Dauphin, OMsays
Sven:
Funny how I remember all the songs and none of the bands. You could’ve waterboarded me 183 times and I never would’ve come up with “The Original Caste.”
SC:
Gotta’ love those ‘fros! It’s hard to remember we used to dress like that, isn’t it?
SC OMsays
It’s hard to remember we used to dress like that, isn’t it?
How old are you, anyway?
*runs*
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OMsays
How old are you, anyway?
Oh lets see – I watched Tennessee Ernie Ford, Jimmy Dean, Soupy Sales and Lassie…. so you won’t have to run too fast. :)
Bill Dauphin, OMsays
Oh, I could show you pix of me in my Qiana shirts, double-knit bellbottoms, shoulder-length hair (no ‘fro for this pale boy), and glasses with lenses the size of glass hubcaps.
Somewhere in the back of my head, I’m still 17… but the reality is only just short of 3× that.
BTW, this YouTube “drunkard’s walk” can lead interesting places: I knew kd lang was a Neil Young fan, but I didn’t know she’d recorded this. My favorite version is actually not kd’s nor Young’s original but this one by a vocal group called Prelude, which was otherwise in some ways similar to the already-ragged-upon Starland Vocal Band. And, of course, the SVB connection brings us right back around to Emmylou Harris.
My grandparents watched Hee Haw religiously, and so I did, too, when we were visiting them. I was too fucking hip to realize it at the time, but there was a hell of a lot of talent on that show.
The real test of whether you know your Hee Haw is whether you literally laugh out loud when you hear the name of this band.
Bill Dauphin, OMsays
SC, Janine, Patricia? Shall we kill Benjamin (@280)…
I was born after the 70s,
…now or later? ;^)
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OMsays
Eh, killing the little punk may be a bit stern. How about he looses two turns at the spanking couch with the magic piglet?
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
Eh, I say that Benjamin sits through fifty plays of The Osmonds’ Crazy Horses. Use the method from A Clockwork Orange to keep his eyes on the screen. After that, he has to wear on of those outfits, in public, for an entire day.
We could strap him to the fainting couch. I have enough chicken feathers for everyone to have a go at him.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
Death by tickle?
The death of one thousand tickles?
SC OMsays
I double dog love you.
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OMsays
There you have it Janine! After that we can baste him in egg whites and fire him over board. Thusly teaching him a valuable lesson about impertinence Pharyngula style.
Bill Dauphin, OMsays
So it’s a choice between blood and gore and guts and veins in our teeth or… feathers?
The Electric Mayhem has some band members that I recogize – Dr. John, Janis Joplin, and Leon Redbone, but I never did guess all of the characters human personas.
Let’s see if the whippersnapper has ever heard of two of the most vomit inducing songs I can remember – Stand By Your Man & She’s Having My Baby. Gag, gag, gag!
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
I linked to Having My Baby much earlier in the day. No one said a word. I would have thought there would have been words of protest.
Anyone who has ever watched The Blues Brither knows Stand By Your Man.
Bill Dauphin, OMsays
Patricia (@293), you mentioned Janis Joplin, who is both too good and too early to be in this thread, and my perversely free-associating mind when immediately to Janis Ian, who’s neither1… and from her, it was just one short Related Videos step to Gilbert O’Sullivan.
I gotta’ go to bed; my head is overfilled with syrupy background strings!
1 I actually adore that song, but it’s apt to be criticized as typically 70s self-indulgent whininess by those who don’t adore it.
I must have been at work – we don’t have Internet access out in the barn (don’t say it Sven) – otherwise I would have given you the gold medal for Having My Baby. It’s the worst ever.
I’ll say adieu for the night, I’ve been invited to go on a car ride. It’s my first occasion since donning the black, so assuming it’s a dress up affair I have to choose something in the old wardrobe to go with the ruby slippers, striped socks, and pointed hat.
Bill Dauphin, OMsays
Dammit, John, I almost went to bed before I saw that!
Ah, well, you gotta’ love a woman named “Juice,” don’t you?
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OMsays
Have a good evening, Witchiepoo.
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OMsays
Ugh – John I used to have that hair do, for about 30 years.
The original singer of that vomit inducing crap was Marilee Rush (I think I have that right) who showed Olde English Sheepdogs as an aside. This shows what trivial crap we learn working at a veterinary hospital.
Also re I Don’t Know How To Love Him, I shouldn’t admit it in this hotbed of godlessness, but I really like pretty much all the music in Jesus Christ Superstar; as a teen, I had it pretty much completely memorized.
Bill Dauphin@255 regarding “I Don’t Know How To Love Him,”
I’ve never been able to listen to that song in quite the same way since my wife described a family vacation to Mexico when she was an adolescent. The band that played in the hotel restaurant only knew about 3 songs in English, which was that one.
Now, summon to your mind, a bunch of mariachi band members singing to each other “I don’t know hoow to luf, hiim…” That song now is owned by that mental image.
'Tis Himself, OMsays
shonny #308
Here’s a Tom Lehrer song about the consequences of love:
(Odd how this stuff improves with a coupla years of not being played all the fscking time.)
frozen_midwestsays
Seventies stuff, huh? Then you must have this:
Sven DiMilosays
And for all those who grew up listening to Dr Demento
The good Dr. D. pronounced my true, full name on the air in 1975. Highlight of my life. I had sent him a computer (NEC mainframe; BASIC)-generated petition for Monty Python’s SPAM.
“that’s not got much SPAM in it”
dnebdal.myopenid.comsays
Hmm, there is a specific band I’ve been waiting for someone to post. Beware the costumes.
(Not to be confused with another song of the same name.)
macwwoodsays
Just had to join in and leave you with these words of wisdom:
Desert Son, OM says
Does this mean there finally going to reopen the research on the plausibility of “Radar Love?”
*checks watch, notes half past four, shifts gear*
Still learning,
Robert
Glen Davidson says
Ha, proof that there is no god.
Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/mxaa3p
Desert Son, OM says
Dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit!
Dammit.
they’re/there
*sigh*
(To the tune of Hall & Oates “Private Eyes”)
Homophones!
They’re eluding you!
They slip by every preview.
Homophones! (*clap clap*)
Still learning,
Robert
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Funny thing, the revised lyrics does not change my opinion of the song at all. I bet that comes as a surprise.
Most of the original members of the band did become born again christians.
Zeno says
Good old Don Asmussen is more highly evolved than most cartoonists.
Desert Son, OM says
So did Alice Cooper, apparently. (I only learned that recently.)
Still learning,
Robert
Die Anyway says
Narwhals, narwhals
swimming in the ocean
‘cuz they are
just dust in the wind
all they are is dust in the……
Ohhh, aaaggghhh now the lyrics in my head are all mixed up.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Robert, I Alice Cooper’s father was a elder and one of his grandfathers was a minister. I guess it was never far from him and he never escaped it. At least he is low key about it. Just look at his follow Michiganer from the same period, Ted Nugent.
‘shudders’
rob says
i feel sorry for born again christians. how sad to not be born right the first time. and yet, they are still getting it wrong.
daveau says
“Dust in the Wind” was out-earwormed by “Radar Love”. Thanks a lot DesertSon. Good to see you though.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Steve Albini, between his bands Big Black and Shellac had a short lived band whose name I do not want to say. But there was one really fun homage, “Radar Love Lizard”. Yes, there is the throbbing bass line. There would be a link but I cannot find it on YouTube. I love the opening line.
I am a lizard trapped in a man’s skin.
And the spoken passage.
He chased around the parking lot
Caught me by the arm
Popped off in his hand
it really freaked him
No big deal, I grew an other one
nigelTheBold says
Thirty Hellens agree: “Radar Love” is far preferable to “Dust in the Wind.”
It could be worse. It could be that stupid Neil Diamond “America” song, or “I Love A Rainy Night” by Eddie Rabbitt (to to be confused with Roger Rabbit).
Desert Son, OM says
Janine,
Interesting, thanks. I didn’t know that about Alice’s family. I wonder, too, if his recovery from alcohol abuse contributed to his later affiliation. Sometimes addicts go from one behavior (drinking, for example) to another (say, worshiping gods). Gee Dubya Bush often attributed his “change in ways” to the “discovery” of a “higher power,” and as I recall the occasional commenter here with the handle “Stewart Cowan” professed a number of years sobriety as somehow coterminous with the existence of divinity.
Ah, Nugent. I’ll join you in that shudder.
Still learning,
Robert
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Steve Albini has a way to deal with earwigs, start singing “Private Dancer”. An other funny thing, I used to deal with earwigs by blasting Big Black’s album, “Song About Fucking”.
Desert Son, OM says
daveau,
I’m here to help!
Thanks, by the way. It’s nice to be back. :)
Still learning,
Robert
Desert Son, OM says
nigelTheBold,
*shakes fist menacingly*
Careful now! Don’t make me break out C.W. McCall’s “Convoy”! I’m a desperate man and I’m not afraid to use it!
Still learning,
Robert
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Want to know what is really insidious? “Feelings”. Or just about any of Barry Manilow’s his from the seventies. Gack! I am still a child of that time period. When I am old and have lost my mind, I am afraid that I will be reduced to sitting in a corner in the dark and murmuring “I Write The Songs”.
nigelTheBold says
You wouldn’t dare.
To be fair, Cabover Pete did have his reefer on. And Jimmie truly was hauling hogs.
Desert Son, OM says
Low blow, Janine. Low. Blow.
*desperately tries to pull the pin on “Ride Captain Ride” and hurl it into the fray before passing out from shock*
Still learning,
Robert
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Sorry but I had to get nuclear on everybody’s collective ass.
cypress says
At least we still have They Might Be Giants’ “Here Comes Science” CD…
nigelTheBold says
That’s it. Mutual assured destruction.
Desert Son, OM says
*is vaporized by the blast wave*
I yield. Claim your wasteland. The soil should be suitable for agriculture in about 10,000 years.
Still learning,
Robert
daveau says
Janine, Nigel & Robert-
Stop it! My head is going to explode!
(Ride Captain Ride? Are you older than I think you are?)
Paul says
That is, of course, a major focus of many anti-addiction programs.
The original 12 steps of AA:
Many of the people in question are old enough to not be exposed to the newer, friendler, less-god pushing AA which is known to say it doesn’t matter if your Higher Power that you are sumbitting to is a rock in your yard (which few people really take seriously, but it’s an attempt to make it not seem religious on the surface of things so there’s no Establishment Clause issues from what I can tell).
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Nigel, I guess I deserved that. I made myself sit though the whole song.
Here is my penance.
I recently heard Richard’s reaction to it on Fresh Air. He was not pleased. But I do not think the band is mocking the song, they just drew out the creepy element of it.
Darrell E says
Did someone say “Radar Love Lizard”? Can’t find a video, but here is link for a free ringtone download, at which you can listen to a sample.
Radar Love Lizard.
blf says
Don’t you mean Muzak assisted dementia?
cypress says
Oh, yes, and MC Hawking!
Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
straight up fairy stories even children don’t believe.
I’m not saying there’s no god, that’s not for me to say,
all I’m saying is the Earth was not made in a day.
alareth says
Brandy, she’s a fine girl. What a good wife she would be.
Sili says
Blind Squirrel FCD says
Ted Nugent in the news, Is that spittle dripping off his chin?
BS
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Evil, evil grin and diabolical laughter.
nigelTheBold says
Janine, MOFMA, OM,
Sorry. I may have gone a little overboard. (Hah! I slay myself.) Seriously, Maureen McGovern was uncalled for, and I apologize.
I have the “If I Were A Carpenter” album. The Sonic Youth cover of Superstar is by far one of my favorites. Thanks for the link. It made my day, as has this entire exchange.
nigelTheBold says
Of course, if I were really evil, I’d post this.
mothra says
Narwhals, narwhals
swimming in the ocean
‘cuz they are. . .
WALKING ON SUNSHINE, WOOOW, WALKING ON SUNSHINE.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Nigel, I fired the first shot. All is justified. Besides, I am sure you noticed my counter attack.
Darrell E says
In self defense.
Death By Treacle.
Rey Fox says
And I said, “What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s?”
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
I will bury you!
daveau says
OK. You asked for it.
AJ Milne says
Measure your tendency toward masochism:
Upon seeing this thread, and the names of those who were posting therein, I:
a. Did not open it.
b. Did not open it, turned off my laptop, remounted the drive in another, safe, network-incapable machine, and deleted the bookmark to Pharyngula.
c. Opened it, and skimmed it.
d. Opened it, and followed the links.
… if you answered (c), perhaps you’d be interested in our advertisement under ‘special services’, on Craigslist…
(/If you answered (d), we’re assuming you’re already a client anyway.)
nigelTheBold says
Yes. Yes, I did notice. My doctor says I’ll recover (mostly), though he’s never seen a fully retracted penis before.
InaCave says
Why all the hatin’ on Kansas..come on…”they knew, they knew more than me or you, it was totally something new, oh what were they going to do..”
OK, on second though, maybe not.
daveau says
Janine: Missed it by that much! I have so much to learn from you.
Celtic_Evolution says
Pffft… amateurs.
nigelTheBold says
Wow! Both daveau and Janine, MOFMA, OM posted the same video of the same horrible, horrible song, at about the same time! OMG! That can’t be a coincidence!
We must worship Muskrat Susie and Muskrat Sam!
nigelTheBold says
Hey! All you youngun’s posting stuff from the 80s. That doesn’t count. This is an all-70s gig here.
Oh, yeah. Here’s a nice little stink bomb. Choke on that, Boy Wonder!
daveau says
Do I have to turn this car around?
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Darrell, I actually like Minnie Ripperton.
Darrell E says
In an attempt to fend off nigelTheBold at 35.
Back At Ya.
nigelTheBold says
That’s it. You forced me into it, daveau.
It’s time you learned what pain really is.
daveau says
Kablam!
Darrell E says
UUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuhhhhhggggg!
NOT SOLID GOLD! PLEEEAAASSSSEEEEeeeee …!!!
Qwerty says
Nigel, I listened to your link. Hey, that’s a classic from my youth.
It made me also listen to “Sally Go ‘Round the Roses”, a personal favorite, which brought up two related videos of the Murmaids “Popsicles and Icicles” and the “Ballad of Palladin Have Gun Will Travel.”
I had a 45 of the Murmaids song and I remember watching the TV western Palladin as a kid. My tom boyish sister asked for and received a Palladin toy gun set for Christmas. There is a picture of her with a gun set over a dress. I thought the “Have Gun, Will Travel” business cards that came with the gun were cool.
Anyhow, I digress.
Janine – I also listened to your linked songs yesterday that you want played at your funeral. I think you are planning some scientific study to prove you cannot wake up the dead!
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Good bye my friend, it’s hard to die. When all of the birds singing in the sky.
Celtic_Evolution says
Very Well.
Behold the horror…
nigelTheBold says
daveau, I concede. You win.
I dared not pull up Bread, or John Denver, or Seals and Crofts. I almost hit you with Carl Douglas (as everyone was indeed Kung Fu Fighting), but I had to draw the line somewhere.
I’m gonna end up pulling up all kinds of sucky 70s music now, just out of a sense of nostalgia.
Anyone up for some Lobo, or Pablo Cruise?
blf says
The cavalry arrives…
daveau says
I’m just firing indiscriminately now. Kerpow!
triskelethecat says
It’s no fun reading all the links when I can’t play, but youtube is blocked at work and all the fun is usually over by the time I get home… :(
Darrell E says
Me to. And a few of the other songs that have been lobbed into this thread. Some really are awful though.
nigelTheBold says
You might’ve beat me, daveau and Janine, but I’m not going down without a fight.
Darrell E says
I’m sorry, but you guys asked for it.
I strongly suggest you seek shelter.
Qwerty says
Nigel @ 63
You’re hitting below the belt.
Celtic_Evolution says
Hah! I’ve been saving this… but since you all are bringing the big guns out… whammo!
nigelTheBold says
Darrell E — George Clinton is DA BOMB!
Okay, so P-Funk is one of my secret vices. Sue me.
daveau says
nigel@58-
Why, yes, I am willing to stoop to Bread. And Lobo. Was searchin’ it while you were threatening it. Leo Sayer was next.
I have to stop playing anyway. I’m not getting any work done.
triskelethecat@61-
You’re lucky; it’s like you’re in a concrete bunker. It’s brutal out here. The only thing saving me is the fact that I have no audio at work.
blf says
Time to fire the magic gun…
Peter H says
You might consider Alan Parsons Project’s “Genesis 1:32.”
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Billy, keep your head low
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
You’ve got a place to go
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Could it be finally I’m turning towards home?
blf says
Turning home? No, you’re lost.
cafeeine says
Is the battle over yet?
Darrell E says
I feel so insecure. Cause, you know, my hair.
AJ Milne says
All right you fuckers. It’s on.
AJ Milne says
On, I tell you…
AJ Milne says
You cannot win here. In this game, the only winning move is not to play…
Sili says
Now what’s the name of that song again? My memory fails me.
AJ Milne says
Flee, while you still can…
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
I know every crack in the dirty sideways of Broadway.
AJ Milne says
I will not yield. I will not stop…
bbgunn071679 says
Crap. I wish I knew how to script HTML. I’d lob an Air Supply vid into the fray.
AJ Milne says
I have no shame. I have no conscience…
cafeeine says
No
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
AJ, you posted the wrong version of Da Doo Run Run. Think K-Billy.
blf says
Flee?
AJ Milne says
(/And I have absolutely no taste.)
Sili says
I know the thread goes down rather than up, but I don’t recall any spelunker songs, only mountaineering.
bbgunn071679 says
Cafeeine @86
Expertly lobbed. Thanks!
Darrell E says
Okay. I know this is really low, cliche even. This has got to be the most ear worm inducing song ever. Not to mention the most horrible.
So BEHOLD…
The END of LIFE as you know it.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
This is for all of the drag queens out in the audience.
Sili says
Time to go beddy-byes
blf says
Not exactly spelunking…
Sili says
Actually, that was a pretty poor performance by dame Kiri (but what do I know).
But we’ll always have the dream.
(O’Toole is the (still) living proof that the Oscars really are utterly meaningless – if Gattaca losing to Titanic wasn’t proof enough.)
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Girl, you just don’t realize what you do to me.
AJ Milne says
Dang.
cafeeine says
Dream? What dream?
Sili says
Almost a hundred posts? Do I need to break out the big guns?
(Finally listened to the OP. Not my thing, but not bad.)
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
I’m a lucky fellow and I just gotta tell her that I love her endlessly.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
And if I can’t find my way home, it just wouldn’t be fair.
Darrell E says
There Is No One To Blame.
cafeeine says
The problem with these threads comes when some bastard tries to get all esoteric…
Celtic_Evolution says
Hmmm… this thread has now officially turned nostalgic… bringing to the forefront of my memory every long trip to my grandmother’s house I ever took when I was about 7…
…spread out in the velvetty bench seat in the back of my dad’s old Ambassador, watching the streetlights flutter by overhead as I looked up through the rain-covered windows… listening to the squeak and whoosh of the washers and the “click click” of the floor-mounted hi-beam switch as we drove in the rain and dark of the suburban Boston back-roads… listening to the low tones of idle conversation between my parents but never actually hearing what they were saying, unconsciously singing along while Barry Manilow serenaded the alternating light and dark, desperately tired but fighting sleep… deep in thought concerning things I now can scarcely recall… till finally I would drift off to the sounds of the songs we now gleefully roast.
*sigh*
cafeeine says
Darrel E @103
Can you inform me of the title you used (in due time of course)in said comment? Vevo seems to think Greece doesn’t appreciate its product.
Darrell E says
A peace offering. Wanna dance?
How Sweet It Can Be.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Come on people, this about the super sounds of the seventies.
blf says
Out there somewhere…
Sili says
This is getting silly.
I demand you stop now.
I’m serious. This is the final countdown.
Darrell E says
Sili at #100
Loved that! Have never heard of that group before. Thanks.
blf says
Another peace offering…
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Look at what you’ve done, why you’ve become a grown up girl.
Even when when I was nine, this line caused me to roll my eyes and groan.
nigelTheBold says
Oh, there shall be no peace until the earth is is scorched and the rivers run red with the blood of bleeding ears!
Darrell E says
That should be a link to “The Final Countdown” by the band Europe. I wouldn’t blame a web service for blocking it.
bbgunn071679 says
Incoming! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4HmRhnoa38
cafeeine says
@115
Ah.
The ‘final countdown’ actually has a cultish following in Greece, as it is associated in the public psyche with basketball finals, I wonder why they don’t want us to see…
'Tis Himself, OM says
You guys are just Weakly Interacting Massive Particles.
'Tis Himself, OM says
You might as well just take the bus home.
daveau says
Fuck it! I’m back in!
blf says
Rocket launchers not needed…
(Unfortunately, I couldn’t find the version I was looking for, but did find this version.)
Celtic_Evolution says
OK… time for all of you to fess up. I’ll readily admit that so far, I have 5 of the songs linked in this thread on my Ipod… including the one Tis just referenced…
Who’s going to share my shame? Come on…
'Tis Himself, OM says
How about something a little more mellow?
cafeeine says
Might as well lasso ’em home.
'Tis Himself, OM says
Lasso this one.
daveau says
Not the original artist, but this just adds to the suckitude.
Sili says
‘Tis,
I’ll see your bus and raise you a John Deere.
cafeeine says
[crocodile_dundee]
That’s not mellow. This is mellow
[/crocodile_dundee]
Celtic_Evolution says
Did somebody say lasso?
blf says
Lasso?
daveau says
So much 70s suckiness, so little time.
bbgunn071679 says
Stupid earthlings. You’ve brought knives to a phaser fight. You’ve brought knives to a gunfight. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-yy2URAYqU
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Have you never been mellow?
cafeeine says
You had to go there, didn’t you?
Sili says
Did someone say mellow?
(I think I’ve linked that one in The Thread – apparently young Marjanovi´c didn’t know The Graduate.)
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Cafeeine, pardner, I been you to that one a long time ago. Hell, I quoted one of the lines of the song.
nigelTheBold says
Isn’t PZ in Ireland right now?
'Tis Himself, OM says
I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve got this one on my iPod.
Celtic_Evolution says
Ok… now I’m up to 7…
nigelTheBold says
I’m slightly embarrassed to admit I have this on my iPod.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Sometimes, all I can do is hang my head and weep.
'Tis Himself, OM says
bbgunn071679 #172
That don’t impress me much.
Celtic_Evolution says
Don’t be… there’s a reason it’s been remade like 5 times since the original 10cc version. Good tune…
Oh… and make that 8… ;^)
cafeeine says
Janine, your post must be along with all those transitional fossils. Show me the post! Just show me the post!
*plugs fingers in ears*
Hey, this is easy! No wonder creationists do it.
*starts to [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCiFm31O7AY&feature=related]dance[/url]
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
I am breaking format but I have to post this in response to Bilbo Baggins.
Celtic_Evolution says
Hah! That’s the very first song I ever memorized the words to! (I was still a good little christian boy at that time and loved the whole “Noah’s Ark” story the way any 5 year old boy loves a good make-believe story) Haven’t thought of it in years. And I don’t have it on my ipod… but I’m totally about to!
cafeeine says
Nigel, don’t worry, you’ll survive the embarassment
cafeeine says
@144 Formatting fail.
For the bored.
url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCiFm31O7AY
cafeeine says
Aaaargh!
Dianne says
I’ll readily admit that so far, I have 5 of the songs linked in this thread on my Ipod.
I’ve only got one so far (of the links I’ve clicked)…but I’m adding some now that I’ve been reminded of the fine music of the 1970s.
'Tis Himself, OM says
There’s always Enya and Abba.
nigelTheBold says
cafeeine,
True story: I was in Bangkok for business a couple of years ago. One of the local techs took me out to a regular old pub-like joint, with live music. There were 5 different bands, with 5 different musical styles, and 5 different versions of “I Will Survive.”
bbgunn071679 says
‘Tis Himself, OM @ 142:
Not impressed? I bring you death (figuratively, of course) on a pale horse.
nigelTheBold says
Celtic_Evolution,
Thanks for the words of encouragement. I have to admit, at the time, I liked a lot of the songs posted here.
Of course, I was 12 when the 70s ended. And I lived in a logging camp in Alaska. So I didn’t know any better.
Prince of Dorkness says
I see on the lower right a suggestion that Rush’s 2112 is *not scientific*! How can it be?
Ah well, the Thinking Man’s Rock Band™ still have “Witch Hunt”, “Roll The Bones” and “Faithless”…
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Cafeeine, go to #82.
‘raspberry’
SirBedevere says
“Going nuclear”? Bringing “knives to a phaser fight”? Feh! What everyone seems to be afraid of is the weapon to terrible to be mentioned, let alone used
There. It had to be done.
Celtic_Evolution says
Enya’s only brush with the 70’s was as a member of Clannad, on their album “Fuaim”, which was released in ’81, actually. Clannad, made up of other members of her family, including the wonderful Maire (later pop-anglicanized to “Moya”), started out in the 60’s as “An Clann As Dobhar”, but renamed to “Clannad” in 1973. I have every album that Clannad, Maire, and Enya have ever made. Love them all. Think of me what you will. ;^)
Oh, and I have nothing to add about Abba… I find their stuff fun, and I generally enjoy them.
Quagmire says
Wow, my favorite band was mentioned at Pharyngula! Kansas is great. ‘Dust in the Wind’ is one of their lesser songs.
FYI Kansas purged itself of its religious fanatic member, Kerry Livgren, way back in the early 1980s. Livgren became a prominent christian music artist and anti-abortion activist. The rest of the band are “normal”.
bbgunn071679 says
SirBedevere @ 157:
Hah! Merely a flesh wound, nothing that a few rounds of Irish whiskey or grain alcohol cannot mend!
Thanks for the laughs everyone. Got to leave this party.
blf says
And God likes guns, doves are hawks and Jesus walks in Idaho
And the food we buy won’t go bad but the cows are mad and the chickens glow…
(If memory serves me right, I was at that concert.)
Sili says
Pretend all you like, but take a chance on PeeZee.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
If one is going to pull out some bug fuck insane Shatner, at least use the right decade.
Sven DiMilo says
Just catching up.
IMO Janine has easily kicked everybody’s ass here. Some of you guys don’t even seem to be playing the right game, even after she was kind enough to offer a cluestick @#108. Please get with the program or STFU.
Dude, a cabover Pete(rbilt) is a truck, not a trucker.
“Close to You” is a beautiful song and a sterling example of the songwriter’s craft when removed from the syrupy original arrangement.
Me too. Cracker’s version of “Rainy Days and Mondays” is my fave, and answers the musical question “what if Richard Carpenter was strung out on heroin”?
that was…spooky. Which reminds me…
You didn’t just post the P-Funk in an ironic fashion, did you?
DID YOU???
[and then, after a long series of mostly don’t-get-it posts from the non-Janine contingent]
Fuck you!
OK, re the OP, these are the Bands I Hate with a white-hot burning Hate:
Journey
Foreigner
Kansas
Styx
Queen
Supertramp
that is all
Sili says
ABBA fired the first shot.
Then someone pressed the big red button and sent us into the nuclear winter of earworms.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Sven, funny, I feel the same way about all of those bands except for Queen. I have to like a band that can come up with something as weird as Bohemian Rhapsody.
Sili says
Fuck you, too.
Do you expect me to keep track of when the hell stuff was made? Why would I do that?
I’m playing the earworm game, and I don’t the fuck care what you think you’re doing.
But spooky, yes.
Sven DiMilo says
*shrug*
For the record, my “fuck you” was aimed directly and specifically at the rickroller.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Do you expect me to keep track of when the hell stuff was made? Why would I do that?
For me, it is easy. It is all of the stuff I heard before I develop my own tastes and starting controlling what I listened to.
Remember to stick with the original.
Sili says
Mine apologies. Just trying to channel the starfart. Guess it needs work.
(And copyright protection protected me from the ‘roll. Who the hell uses proprietary Rickrolls?)
Sili says
Bugger. That Enya thingie killed my starfart.
I suspect his heart is more in the remake.
Sili says
It’s raining squid. Cephalopods, yeah!
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
We like fun and never fight.
cafeeine says
Technically, its not eligible, but what the hell, since you posted the original…
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Sili, it really is a simple concept.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Cafeeine, it should come as no surprise that I have a weakness for Xena. I for got about that one.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Spread your tiny wings and fly away.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
I don’t think that is an electric jug he is playing.
nigelTheBold says
No shit. I was just quotin’ lyrics, Dude. From memory.
I took a little liberty, sure. But the only way to make sense of that entire line is to think of “Cabover Pete” as if he were an individual. Otherwise, why they hell would someone in a Kenworth pullin’ logs refer to his vehicle as a Cabover Pete? And why the hell would he need a reefer? (Reefer = “Refrigerator,” for those of you without trucking relatives to interpret this shit for you).
Oh, don’t try to out-C.W. McCall me, my friend. Otherwise, I’ll have to link to Wolf Creek Pass, or Ol’ Sloan.
nigelTheBold says
Oh, I don’t think you’re tacky enough.
marcus says
IMHO it is daveau @ 49 FT fuckin’W! Dear Dog!
I despised that POS song, and I hate you for reminding me of it!
Bill Dauphin, OM says
OK, Janine (@82), you hadda’ go an’ hate on Glen Campbell, eh?
Time to go thermonuclear!
Sili says
That doesn’t automatically ensure I can’t fsck it up. Unfortunately.
It’s not like I was even born for most of the seventies.
I’m not sure I not being alive in the sixties is a good thing or not.
But back to the atheistic seventies.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
This is one of the most sleazy songs I know of. I feel icky.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Bill, someone already dropped that one. Remember when David Letterman hosted their variety show?
Sili says
On second though, those sixties weren’t all bad.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
I had to remind myself of variety shows. Damn but my youth was a wasteland.
Chris Who Runs in the Woods says
A few points:
1. I bought a couple post-conversion Kerry Livgren tapes (yes, cassette tapes) before I freed myself from fundamentalist Xianity. Awful dreck. I still enjoy listening to Kansas though – even Dust in the Wind.
2. We’re Michiganders, not Michiganers (and not Michiganians either).
3. Yes, Uncle Ted is a douche. I’ll claim Jeff Daniels and even Bob Seger, but not Nugent.
'Tis Himself, OM says
This one’s a little strange. The language is Norwegian.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Janine (@185):
Yah, I saw that daveau (?) beat me to it; teach me to fly off the handle, eh?1
My deep secret shame is that I actually like that song. One of my favorite guilty pleasures is the whole subgenre of cutesy-sexy songs like that one (plus another in the same vein from that album that was never a hit), Midnight at the Oasis, Lovin’ You, Poetry Man, etc. I guess it might have something to do with having been a hormone-wracked teenage virgin when songs like that were popular!
Funny thing is, cheesy as they were, SVB did a couple of really great things, including a wonderful cover of Paul Simon’s American Tune (couldn’t find a video, but here’s an audio sample) and the original version of Boulder to Birmingham. I’d always thought that was an Emmylou Harris original, but actually the leader of SVB cowrote it with her, and I like their version better.
OK, now that I’ve totally trashed any respect y’all might’ve had for me, I’ll “play you out” with a slightly hipper version of one of those songs.
1 Though if we got to hear the Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea theme twice, who can complain? Screw flying cars; where’s my damn flying sub?
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Janine (@185):
Yah, I saw that daveau (?) beat me to it; teach me to fly off the handle, eh?1
My deep secret shame is that I actually like that song. One of my favorite guilty pleasures is the whole subgenre of cutesy-sexy songs like that one (plus another in the same vein from that album that was never a hit), Midnight at the Oasis, Lovin’ You, Poetry Man, etc. I guess it might have something to do with having been a hormone-wracked teenage virgin when songs like that were popular!
Funny thing is, cheesy as they were, SVB did a couple of really great things, including a wonderful cover of Paul Simon’s American Tune (couldn’t find a video) and the original version of Boulder to Birmingham. I’d always thought that was an Emmylou Harris original, but actually the leader of SVB cowrote it with her, and I like their version better.
OK, now that I’ve totally trashed any respect y’all might’ve had for me, I’ll “play you out” with a slightly hipper version of one of those songs.
1 Though if we got to hear the Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea theme twice, who can complain? Screw flying cars; where’s my damn flying sub?
otrame says
Mistress Janine, I too like Queen (those of you who don’t can bite me) and love Bohemian Rhapsody. This is my favorite version.
Sili says
Damn. Embarrassing that I can’t understand Norwegian.
Speaking of Norwegians and war.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Mama works it.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
I’m surprised nobody’s yet mentioned what this thread really needs!
Sili says
Scratch that. Better, Norwegianer version found with improved spelling.
ermine says
Oooh, I -almost- hate to correct you, but I gotta defend my trucker cred! (Daddy was a long-haul driver by the name of ‘Catfish Cowboy’, and I had my own CB handle when I was 5 years old. – It was ‘The giant squid’, so it’s no wonder I feel at home here on Pharyngula.) :)
The song is about a convoy, after all! There are three trucks involved to start, the Kenworth, the cabover Peterbilt with a refrigerated trailer, and the Jimmy that was hauling hogs.
More trucks join in later, but there are already three of them driving together when the song begins. Get it?
10-4, good buddy!
(Damn, but I’ve come a long way since those days.. Still like mah squid though!)
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Bout a hundred cops are dead.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Crazy music playing in the morning light.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Janine, between 193 and 197, you’ve put me in a law enforcement frame of mind.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Now for an instrumental break.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
And BTW, if we’re gonna’ talk Queen, BoRhap, much as I love it, is amateur hour: We need to get down to fundamentals!
ermine says
I forgot to mention that ‘Pig-pen’ is the driver of the Jimmy, while RubberDuck is driving the Kenworth. I can’t remember if the driver of the Peterbilt gets mentioned by name or not, it’s been a decade or two since I’ve heard the song.
Still, C.W. McCall and Red Sovine were a couple of the names I remember very well from my early childhood in Kansas and Texas. Ahh, memories.. I could probably quote ‘Wolf Creek Pass’ from memory even now.
nigelTheBold says
ermine,
Right. But “Cabover Pete” here refers to an individual. So when I said, “Cabover Pete had his reefer on,” it matters not whether “Cabover Pete” was his handle or not. It still is a unique identifier to a specific trucker, even if that trucker is anonymous.
Or am I getting too defensive here? I can’t tell. Too much to drink, you know.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
…and yet another love song to the Queen haters.
nigelTheBold says
Paper Lace? You’re gonna pull out Paper Lace?
Okay. That did it.
Consider yourself Jigsawed.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Hides a smile when she’s wearing a frown.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
A while back, I confessed to liking the cutesy-sexy oeuvre, but even I don’t think Rod’s sexy.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Really? 200+ comments into a Music To Cringe To@copy; thread and nobody’s whipped out this fine young American?
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
The ’70s were a misbegotten decade, one of dubious antecedents and ominous leavings. They were unkempt years, disowned years, years with zits, cleft palates, and, like as not, communicable diseases. The ’70s couldn’t help themselves. They wee recidivist, incontinent and unendearing.
Try to guess where I got that. Sadly, I have to agree.
ermine says
Sorry Nigel, but you’re wrong. In the first lines, he’s describing the trucks in the convoy. He starts with ‘It was the dark of the moon, on the 6th of June in a Kenworth pullin’ logs.’ He’s the RubberDuck, but in the first verse he’s describing the trucks, not the drivers.
The Peterbilt’s driver is never mentioned by name, but the Jimmy’s is – That’s Pig-Pen. ‘RubberDuck’ is the driver of the Kenworth. He’s not referring to the driver when he mentions that ‘cabover Pete’, not when he explicitly includes the CB handles of the drivers of the other two trucks in the next verse.
I’m afraid that you’re getting defensive. Hey, we all make mistakes! I am SO not going to get into a contest of ‘who mauled the words to a song the worst’, I know I’ve made some doozies in my time. (‘Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap’ by AC/DC was one of my favorite songs long before I knew what the actual lyrics were, and boy, did I ever get them wrong! At my age, ‘dirty knees’ came to mind a lot more quickly than ‘dirty deeds’, for example..) Heh.
'Tis Himself, OM says
Possibly the best known song about Norwegians and war is this one.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
I do not like the music of John Denver but I have to like and admire him. Dee Snyder, Frank Zappa and John Denver verses the Tipper Gore gang.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Well Janine (@209), I confess I spent much of the 70s unkempt, and sporting more than my share of zits, but I was rarely if ever incontinent, and sadly not vulnerable to all the most intriguing communicable diseases.
I did, however, have major crushes on both mother and daughter in this family… which I suppose makes me misbegotten, dubious, and perhaps even ominous.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
This is the greatest thread ever! A running debate about Convoy! Can you guys throw in the movie based on the song?
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Janine (@212):
That’s quite a trio! And their fourth for golf would’ve been…?
Actually, I gather this guy’s a pretty good golfer (when he’s not in church, per Desert Son’s revelation @6).
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
No Bill, that made you a hormone filled heterosexual male adolescent. Also, I knew what it was before I hit the link. Does that make me physic?
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Shoot, Janine, they’re not even fighting over the right truckin’ movie.
;^)
'Tis Himself, OM says
A cabover pete is a Peterbilt truck with the cab of the truck sitting above the front axle and engine.
Sili says
Wait! The film was based on the song?
Damn.
(Never made sense of the lyrics, myself. The “Conwoyyyyyy” is enough for me.)
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Yes, Sili, there was a movie.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Natch; what else?
Probably not even psychic. My thing for Shirley Jones may be a standard deviation or two from the norm, but I can’t imagine anyone, of any gender or persuasion, not having a crush on Laurie Partridge!
Is it weird that I still think Susan Dey is hot?
hockeybobs says
Didn’t see this one yet – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Wpn3dFrEs
It makes my ears bleed.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Hah, hockeybobs! More than just your ears will bleed if you dare click on this evil deed!
Celtic_Evolution says
Then you clearly haven’t seen “Oh God”.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
No, I never watched that movie. And I gave my reason. And I also like and admire Dee Snyder despite his making making of Strangeland.
'Tis Himself, OM says
Yeah, but he made up for it by singing We Ain’t Gonna Take It.
Celtic_Evolution says
It was more an attempt at poking fun at the movie than at your respect for John Denver… sorry if it came across the wrong way.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
No worries, I read it as you mean it. I am sorry I sounded defensive.
SC OM says
*sobs*
I can’t believe I missed this whole thread!
otrame says
Bill, I love you I do, but what you did at #223…
I don’t know if I can forgive that. My MOST HATED SONG OF ALL TIME and you managed to pick it out.
Damn you.
John Morales says
Queen was one of my favourite bands, and Drowse one of my favourite songs.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
otrame:
Don’t say I didn’t warn you! No worries, though: You’ll be fully recovered in no more than a decade or two.
otrame says
Speaking of ears bleeding.
SC OM says
This yet?
hockeybobs says
Bill, you were right! Not only did my ears bleed, my hair tried to form itself into a hair helmet, perfectly molded and shellacked to the *exact* dimensions of the hair helmet worn by Mr. Goldsboro in your video. Luckily, I was able to thwart the fiendish deed by listening to some Led Zeppelin at high volume. Whew!
otrame says
*twitching uncontrollably
Oh, and are you going to come and explain to my therapist why all her hard work all those years ago has gone for naught? More importantly, are you going to pay the bills? (do you have any idea how much retcon goes for these days?)
hockeybobs says
(Un)holy crap – I went through the whole thread, and incredibly, this one hasn’t been posted yet… it was so bad, even SCTV had to lampoon it.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Party foul @233, otrame: Intentional parody doesn’t count. And besides, Weird Al couldn’t make anyone’s ears bleed; he’s a very talented guy.
It’s not from the 70s, and it’s not cringeworthy, but since you brought Al up, this could pretty much be the theme song for some of us here in Pharyngulaland.
Now if you want music by a guy named Al that better fits the thread, I can accommodate you. OTOH, it’s hard to hate a guy who thinks an 8 minute pop song about the Russian front is a cool thing (Queen fans take note: Roger Taylor on backing vocals and percussion).
MrFire says
A late contribution: Is That All There Is?
Not exactly nostalgia, because the song’s ten years older than I am. But it’s from my absolute favorite movie, After Hours.
hockeybobs says
Here’s the SCTV parody of my last post (with some additional cringe-worthy material);
Bill Dauphin, OM says
SC (@234):
Nah, Tanya’s too legit. If you want genuine 70s cheese (port wine cheese, perhaps?), you need this version.
Have a side order of vintage pop feminism with that? And maybe a little Jebus lovin’ for dessert?
otrame says
Bill @238
“Weird Al couldn’t make anyone’s ears bleed; he’s a very talented guy.”
No arguments here. Actually I like Weird Al’s version better than the original. But this is my favorite of his. You just can’t beat timeless poetry like this:
“I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love
and I have to use the self-service pumps.”
Pacal says
Being utterly without mercy listen to this.
Here and anothor version Here.
I am pure evil.
Enjoy your stay in the park.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
I see your Gino and raise you a Leo Now dance the night away!
Bill Dauphin, OM says
MrFire (239):
I think I’ve posted that very clip here on Pharyngula in the past. I know I’ve posted this one.
Peggy Lee is the fuckin’ bomb!
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
How do you do?
I am dumbfounded.
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says
Smokie & the Bandit? (Convoy movie)
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Actually OT in this thread — it’s too new and too good to belong here — but now I’ve caught the fever.
SC OM says
Oops. I thought it was about either songs that get stuck in your head or the other. I actually love DD, and I don’t care what anyone thinks. It’s much more sophisticated that it first appears, and she was so young! I’ve just listened to it like five times.
The only thing worse than sitting and listening to music is watching other people sit and listen to music. :) Who the hell came up with that idea, anyway?
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Patricia (@247):
No, SatB is the good trucker movie. “I only take my hat off for one thing!”
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Patricia, I provided a link. It was called Convoy. It starred Kris Kristofferson and and was directed by Sam Peckinpah.
SC OM says
This yet?
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says
Damn, I missed the Kristoffherson link.
SC OM says
Bill Dauphin, OM says
SC (@249):
Oh, I like Delta Dawn, too. The sad fact is that I like a lot of the allegedly “awful” songs in this thread. I just thought Helen Reddy was more emblematic of the cheesy glory of the 70s; Tanya Tucker has a somewhat more timeless appeal.
Also re I Don’t Know How To Love Him, I shouldn’t admit it in this hotbed of godlessness, but I really like pretty much all the music in Jesus Christ Superstar; as a teen, I had it pretty much completely memorized.
You can’t possibly be hatin’ on The Midnight Special can you? You can have your American Bandstand or Top of the Pops; for a formative chunk of my youth, TMS was music.
Now I find myself stuck on a serious kd lang jag. Enjoy!
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
SC, a long time ago.
Picture, if you will, a room full of fifth grade girls singing that. Unprompted.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
OK, SC, YouTube free association: Debby Boone led me to Anne Murray led me to… holy smokes, I can’t believe we haven’t had this one yet.
Sven DiMilo says
nuttiest thread Evar
thanks ermine (@#196 & 210).
Just so you know, I have recently posted Red Sovine vids and am willing to do so again. My friend.
Thank you, Bill. I have always loved that song.
“If a man ever needed dyin’ he did / No one has the right to say what he said / about you…I wish I had you / to talk to”
All of the lyrics are perfect. The OTT string sweetening. “This is the police…you are surrounded…” Fuckin A, man! A-1 Americana! I just listened to it 3 times.
*clenched-tentacle salute*
SC @#229: LOL and I’m not kidding
saw that one comin a mile off
ditto
hmm
let’s see
ah
SC OM says
This was my show:
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Sven:
Funny how I remember all the songs and none of the bands. You could’ve waterboarded me 183 times and I never would’ve come up with “The Original Caste.”
SC:
Gotta’ love those ‘fros! It’s hard to remember we used to dress like that, isn’t it?
SC OM says
How old are you, anyway?
*runs*
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says
Oh lets see – I watched Tennessee Ernie Ford, Jimmy Dean, Soupy Sales and Lassie…. so you won’t have to run too fast. :)
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Oh, I could show you pix of me in my Qiana shirts, double-knit bellbottoms, shoulder-length hair (no ‘fro for this pale boy), and glasses with lenses the size of glass hubcaps.
Somewhere in the back of my head, I’m still 17… but the reality is only just short of 3× that.
BTW, this YouTube “drunkard’s walk” can lead interesting places: I knew kd lang was a Neil Young fan, but I didn’t know she’d recorded this. My favorite version is actually not kd’s nor Young’s original but this one by a vocal group called Prelude, which was otherwise in some ways similar to the already-ragged-upon Starland Vocal Band. And, of course, the SVB connection brings us right back around to Emmylou Harris.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Because no one else has done it; A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock-n-Roll.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
I know I had to have suppressed this memory. I am traumatized now! I would ask Lynna to explain this but she is gone for a few days.
Wow! Just. Wow!
SC OM says
Now, why the fuck would I click on that? I knew what it was. What is wrong with me?
(I think Janine and I are around the same age.)
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
SC, click the next one! I dare you! I double dog dare you!
And, yes, I did watch that show when it was first on. What was wrong with me?
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Oh,no, Janine, if you’re going Osmond, you’ve got to go old-school Donny… and then you need his photo negative alter-ego: They were ebony and ivory long before those McCartney and Wonder fellows came along.
SC OM says
I double dog hate you.
So did I. So. Did. I.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
…of course, I’m reminded that “Little” Stevie Wonder had his own moments as a teen pop star. (IIRC he was in several of those “classic” beach movies.)
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says
Looks like Donnie got the hots for the Muppet show band… Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, if my ancient mind recalls correctly.
scooterKPFT says
All you Base
Are Belong to US
from the turn of the century
Bill Dauphin, OM says
I never watched the Donny and Marie show, but they weren’t the only pop odd-couple to have their own show. My family used to watch this every week!
SC OM says
Ahhhhhh…
John Morales says
Ah, those glittering ’70s!
Sven DiMilo says
f…
familes
pop music…fam…
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Was looking for something from Linda Ronstadt to add to the mix and… holy crap… I was at this show!
Sven DiMilo says
stop me before I
post again
SC OM says
Pop muzik?
Benjamin Geiger says
I was born after the 70s, and I generally wasn’t forced to listen to music from back then (though I like some).
So, I’ll throw in something a bit more recent. And almost as terrifying.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Breaking form again but here is Stevie Wonder on drums.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Sven:
My grandparents watched Hee Haw religiously, and so I did, too, when we were visiting them. I was too fucking hip to realize it at the time, but there was a hell of a lot of talent on that show.
The real test of whether you know your Hee Haw is whether you literally laugh out loud when you hear the name of this band.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
SC, Janine, Patricia? Shall we kill Benjamin (@280)…
…now or later? ;^)
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says
Eh, killing the little punk may be a bit stern. How about he looses two turns at the spanking couch with the magic piglet?
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Eh, I say that Benjamin sits through fifty plays of The Osmonds’ Crazy Horses. Use the method from A Clockwork Orange to keep his eyes on the screen. After that, he has to wear on of those outfits, in public, for an entire day.
0-zone. Just what were you thinking?
SC OM says
;)
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Tweet!
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says
We could strap him to the fainting couch. I have enough chicken feathers for everyone to have a go at him.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Death by tickle?
The death of one thousand tickles?
SC OM says
I double dog love you.
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says
There you have it Janine! After that we can baste him in egg whites and fire him over board. Thusly teaching him a valuable lesson about impertinence Pharyngula style.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
So it’s a choice between blood and gore and guts and veins in our teeth or… feathers?
Oh, BTW: Found the Ronstadt piece I was really looking for. Sure the musics from 100 years earlier, but just look at the hair. Pure early 1980s!
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says
The Electric Mayhem has some band members that I recogize – Dr. John, Janis Joplin, and Leon Redbone, but I never did guess all of the characters human personas.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Ben-ja-min!’click clack’ Ben-ja-min!’click clack’
Come out and pla-ay!
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says
Yes, you’ve lost your turn with the magic piglet.
That’ll learn ya.
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
I would imagine that Animal is Keith Moon.
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says
Oh gawwwwd, was anyone ever that young? Sigh.
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says
Let’s see if the whippersnapper has ever heard of two of the most vomit inducing songs I can remember – Stand By Your Man & She’s Having My Baby. Gag, gag, gag!
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
I linked to Having My Baby much earlier in the day. No one said a word. I would have thought there would have been words of protest.
Anyone who has ever watched The Blues Brither knows Stand By Your Man.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Patricia (@293), you mentioned Janis Joplin, who is both too good and too early to be in this thread, and my perversely free-associating mind when immediately to Janis Ian, who’s neither1… and from her, it was just one short Related Videos step to Gilbert O’Sullivan.
I gotta’ go to bed; my head is overfilled with syrupy background strings!
1 I actually adore that song, but it’s apt to be criticized as typically 70s self-indulgent whininess by those who don’t adore it.
John Morales says
Vomit-inducing?
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says
I must have been at work – we don’t have Internet access out in the barn (don’t say it Sven) – otherwise I would have given you the gold medal for Having My Baby. It’s the worst ever.
I’ll say adieu for the night, I’ve been invited to go on a car ride. It’s my first occasion since donning the black, so assuming it’s a dress up affair I have to choose something in the old wardrobe to go with the ruby slippers, striped socks, and pointed hat.
Bill Dauphin, OM says
Dammit, John, I almost went to bed before I saw that!
Ah, well, you gotta’ love a woman named “Juice,” don’t you?
Janine, Mistress Of Foul Mouth Abuse, OM says
Have a good evening, Witchiepoo.
Patricia, Ignorant Slut OM says
Ugh – John I used to have that hair do, for about 30 years.
The original singer of that vomit inducing crap was Marilee Rush (I think I have that right) who showed Olde English Sheepdogs as an aside. This shows what trivial crap we learn working at a veterinary hospital.
Sheesh, good night sweethearts.
Carlie says
Patricia and Janine re:298-9 – recent sighting of said song on the teevee.
John Morales says
[meta]
G’night Patricia, Bill.
(Partricia, I’m very pleased for you!)
shonny says
Nobody remembers these very REALISTIC love songs?
hockeybobs says
Note to Bill – even the people at Microsoft paid homage to Hee Haw – check out this Knowledge Base article; http://support.microsoft.com/kb/822925
MrFire says
A-FUCKING-MEN
Worst 80’s video ever
Sven DiMilo says
Muppet-band: front row, left to right:
Dave Liebman
Skunk Baxter
a_ray_in_dilbert_space says
Bill Dauphin@255 regarding “I Don’t Know How To Love Him,”
I’ve never been able to listen to that song in quite the same way since my wife described a family vacation to Mexico when she was an adolescent. The band that played in the hotel restaurant only knew about 3 songs in English, which was that one.
Now, summon to your mind, a bunch of mariachi band members singing to each other “I don’t know hoow to luf, hiim…” That song now is owned by that mental image.
'Tis Himself, OM says
shonny #308
Here’s a Tom Lehrer song about the consequences of love:
jufulu says
No Seventy’s review is complete without Staying Alive http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHWeuQyFouo.
And for all those who grew up listening to Dr Demento, the Scotsman song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-X4PoQHn8A
Sili says
Thank you.
And thank Who.
Sili says
I think that’s the first time I’ve been able to distinguish words … I guess I’ve only ever heard the sped-up version.
Let’s go back a few more years.
Hell, why not get all the European scourges out of the way.
(Odd how this stuff improves with a coupla years of not being played all the fscking time.)
frozen_midwest says
Seventies stuff, huh? Then you must have this:
Sven DiMilo says
The good Dr. D. pronounced my true, full name on the air in 1975. Highlight of my life. I had sent him a computer (NEC mainframe; BASIC)-generated petition for Monty Python’s SPAM.
“that’s not got much SPAM in it”
dnebdal.myopenid.com says
Hmm, there is a specific band I’ve been waiting for someone to post. Beware the costumes.
(Not to be confused with another song of the same name.)
macwwood says
Just had to join in and leave you with these words of wisdom:
Gliddy glup gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo
Sabba Sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song
Singing a song, humming a song
Singing a song, loving a song
Laughing a song
Sing the song, sing the song
Song the sing
Song, song, song, sing
Sing, sing, sing, song
Song, song, song, sing
Sing, sing, sing, song
Song, song, song, sing
Sing, sing, sing, song
And an early good morning singing song to all…