Gloss
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I know a little man both ept and ert.
An intro–? an extro–? No, he’s just a vert.
Shevelled and couth and kempt, pecunious, ane,
Gus unage trudes upon the ceptive brain.
When life turns sipid and the mind is traught,
The spirit soars as I would sist it ought.
Chalantly then, like any gainly goof
My digent self is sertive, choate, loof.
Stanton says
I’m so sorry to hear that.
Perhaps you should be more open about marketing your squid-proof pocket protectors?
RavenT says
So “ept” is a word now? Damn, PZ, you just got couth coming out all your orifices!
Orange says
Must’ve been that topless photo…
Hans Derycke says
According to the dic built into OS X:
ORIGIN mid 16th cent.(in the sense [not apt, unsuitable] ): from Latin ineptus, from in- ‘not’ + aptus (see apt ).
Hans Derycke says
What I meant was, that’s the entry for “inept”.
PZ is obviously “too suave and apt.”
Monado says
No, there was a poem once about someone being “ept and ert.”
Monado says
Gloss
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I know a little man both ept and ert.
An intro–? an extro–? No, he’s just a vert.
Shevelled and couth and kempt, pecunious, ane,
Gus unage trudes upon the ceptive brain.
When life turns sipid and the mind is traught,
The spirit soars as I would sist it ought.
Chalantly then, like any gainly goof
My digent self is sertive, choate, loof.
–David McCord (1897 – 1997)
Monado says
Sorry, for “Gus unage” read “His image”!
Scott Hatfield says
A lot of people confuse nerds with wimps. You’re not wimpy, so maybe that’s why you didn’t place….SH
Mena says
PZ is neither a nerd or a wimp, he’s a GEEK! There is a difference folks. ;^)
PZ Myers says
Mmmm. Fresh chicken heads.
Bronze Dog says
I was rooting for you and Orac, but that stick with the lines and numbers on it says Mark wins.
John says
Cursed be the scurvy knave who Diebolded ye! (I just viewed the pirate language lesson before writing this. I hope you can tell, PZ. Oh yeah, ARRR!)