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  1. Lil' Zach says

    I will praise you for I am feaarrartt-IA IA CTHULHU FTAGHN R’LYEH IA SHUB-NIGGURATH, BLACK GOAT OF THE FOREST COMES. BLIND AZATHOTH COMMANDS ME. IAAA

  2. Mike says

    It could have been worse. On my initial scan of the article, without really reading it, I saw Biz Markie instead of Lil. Think about how horrible that would be and shudder.

    You, you got what I neeeeeeed
    You say he’s just a friend, you say he’s just a friend

    And then imagine him doing xtian songs.

  3. Brian says

    Scarring.

    On the bright side, I imagine that if one were high, this would be nothing less than the best thing ever.

    Not that I condone that sort of behavior.

  4. Matt T. says

    On the bright side, I imagine that if one were high, this would be nothing less than the best thing ever.

    No. Trust me. No.

  5. says

    The scariest thing about those songs is when the falsetto falters, and you hear his real voice come through. Rather like the strange, inappropriate questions in the teenagers’ chatroom revealing that “Becky, 12” is actually “Norman, 40”. Horripilation!

  6. Carlie says

    Oh. I finally got up the nerve to try the songs, and see that the livejournal is made of the lyrics to the song. Now it’s even worse.

    I think Biz Markie would be better.

  7. Bachalon says

    I’ve run into Mark Fox before. I always got e-mail about him when I put him on my audioscribbler.

    If you’re interested here’s a video. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.

  8. says

    Wow. Just wow. I don’t like to post obscenities using my employer’s server and computer so I won’t comment further.

    I’m going to have to put on some Gregorian chant, followed by some Hildegard, the Bach B-minor Mass and Jesu, meine Freude, the Mozart C-minor mass, the Verdi Requiem, the Britten War Requiem, the Penderecki St. Luke Passion, Ligeti’s Lux Aeterna, some Sacred Harp singing and maybe Judy Collins’ recording of Amazing Grace and/or Joan Baez doing Swing Low Sweet Chariot at Woodstock when I get home to purge this from my system. This will easily take me into the wee hours, but it will be worth it. Indeed, I feel like I have little choice.

    How can anyone look at literally millenia of wonderful Christian religious music and turn around and send this out into the world? Is it possible it’s a really out-there satire and I’m just missing the point, like those guys who think The Onion is for real?

    Best, Marc

  9. Eclogite says

    “Why did you kill me, Mommy?”

    Makes me laugh every time I hear that. My favourite local morning radio show ran that as part of bit for some time. I laughed every time they played it. Still is funny to me.