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I’ll start:
Worship my nine lives,
eighteen claws, and thirty teeth;
then go fuck yourself.
I want my, I want my, I want my Psaki…
Now look at them briefings, that’s the way you do it.
Embarrass Doocy on your WonkTV
That ain’t deference, that’s the way you do it
Answer the questions, give ‘em facts for free.
Now that ain’t spinning, that’s the way you go it:
Reject the premise if the question’s dumb
Maybe you blister ears of FOX’s listeners
Maybe you condescend to feed them crumbs
She’s gonna speak to, the whole damn nation
Forthright, upbeat delivery
She’s gonna speak to the voting public
She’s gonna speak from their LCDs
See that Biden with the Oval for an office?
Yeah, FOX News, he won it fair.
That ol’ Joe Biden got his own Air Force One.
That ol’ Joe Biden got an honest air.
She’s gonna speak for that ol’ Joe Biden,
Forthright, upbeat delivery.
She’s gonna speak truth, swat down the nonsense
She’s gonna speak through our LCDs
I shoulda learned my journalism.
I shoulda learned my Poli Sci.
Look at that Psaki, she got it goin for the camera!
Girl, we could have some fun.
OANN’s* up next, What’s that? “Some people say that?”
Which people say that? Can you name me three?
Now that ain’t dodgin’; that’s the way you do it:
Pandemic questions go to CDC
She’s gonna speak to the whole damn nation
Forthright, upbeat delivery.
She’s gonna speak for the Biden White House.
She’s gonna speak through our LCDs.
That ain’t deference, that’s the way you do it:
Answer the questions, nix conspiracies.
That’s just briefing; that’s the way you do it:
Explain administration policy.
Answer the questions, give ‘em facts for free
Answer the questions, give ‘em facts for free
Answer the questions, give ‘em facts for free
Answer the questions, give ‘em facts for free
* For purposes of scansion, “OANN’s” is here pronounced “oh ann’s”
Which makes this twitter wisdom ring true as hell:
Shame sluts, you get fewer sluts. It’s called consequences, misogynists.
“Wait, I don’t think you know exactly what ‘literally’ means.”
:dead stare: “Oh, I think I do.”
The Natives React guys have a lot of interesting things to say, and some good guests as well. I’ve always loved the use of humor to educate.
From this moment forward, I am banning all mention of the Streisand Effect.
Choose your own percale.
If Tuesday was for the Fat and Wednesday was for the Ash, is tomorrow/Thursday for the Soap Making?
Me: It’s too cold to get out from under this blanket and go cook dinner.
Thoughtful Me: If I go cook in the kitchen, eventually the oven will warm up the whole house.
Decisive Me: Kids! it’s your turn to cook!