Sylvester Stallone’s Brother Is Quite Exceptional


On Friday, Frank Stallone tweeted a heap of misogyny and violence apologia with some implied heterosexism thrown in for good measure. Why? Well he was very, very upset that David Hogg had opinions about gun control laws that differed from good ol’ Frank’s opinions. You can read the content of his insults in many places, I don’t have to repeat them here. But I thought an audience of skeptics would be particularly interested in the apology he tweeted out today:

To everyone and to David Hogg especially. I want to deeply apologize for my irresponsible words. I would never in a million years wish or promote violence to anyone anywhere on this planet. After what these kids went [through] I’m deeply ashamed. Please accept my apology. Frank

So then, what he’s saying is that he’s two million years old?

Interesting. I’m sure Gwyneth Paltrow will be quite interested in promoting his longevity secrets.

Comments

  1. Chris Whitehouse says

    It’s gotta be tough going through life as Frank. Whenever his name is mentioned it has to be explained that he is the lesser brother of Sylvester Stallone. He obviously can’t punch up to his brother, especially since Sly is barely five feet tall and already punched up, so he needs to punch down to a skinny teenager.

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