Vacation Iris.
Yes it’s vital and necessary work, but I gotta tell you: keeping on top of the enemy rodent menace is exhausting. My partner and I have not had a real break in a loooong time, so we’re headed where the WIFI may be spotty (I may or may not post anything for a week or so), but the rum cocktails will be abundant. It will be glorious! Unless the fucking squirrels show up and RUIN EVERYTHING, of course. So if you kind people could just keep them distracted for a minute while I make my getaway, I would really appreciate it.
kthxbye!
Have Fun!
I shall shoot many a squirrel with vinegar in your absence, Iris. Have a grand time, and be safe. Be thinking of you.
Got you covered. My brick is ready.
Excellent! Your vacation shall coincide with mine!
Caine, how do you load vinegar into your shotgun shells?
Hey, Iris.
How was the rum-soaked holiday?