It was brought to my attention that I am the only one posting within the very recent, and that gives me a chance to rule FtB with an iron feest. What luxury! What decadence. I post a compilation of an American character in a Japanese cartoon swearing and freaking out. And you will suffer it, presently.
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That last post was too grim. Have a chaser. This song is the reason I want LL Cool J to come up with a song for my Gun Lemurs movie.
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You ever hear Sex Shooter, by Apollonia 6? No? I’m sorry, but now we must all experience it together.
This is profoundly unsexy and awkward. I fucking love it. It’s so funny to me.
These aren’t outfits, they’re underwear. They’re wearing panty hose under their lingerie. The side girls look like office ladies.
OK, I’ve got a bit of an “everyday people fetish” so the office ladies are a little hot, but still. This whole production is embarrassing. I like how lead girl is aiming for Marilyn Monroe but just coming out like she’s got a respiratory abnormality and needs to see an ENT.
She exhorts us to sing along. Can you fucking imagine? What crowd anywhere in the world would want to sing these lyrics back to the girls? The fail, the cringe. It’s adorable. It feels like Rebecca Black trying to be cool. I love you, pathetic girls. I hope you’re in a better place now.
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EDIT: Found out a little more. Apparently these people were all wildly successful for being sexy and cool. Who knew? Lead singer there dated David Lee Roth and Prince, and starred in Purple Rain. Skinny girl dated Prince and other famous dudes. They are actually all singers, not just dancers or models… This production really hinders the glamor, that’s for sure.
Incidentally, the song was written by Prince and he recorded a version of it, haha. They can’t all be winners.
Note: I’ve been queuing serious posts as part of my Hope Series for 6:30 AM Eastern time, and a frivolous one like this for 9:30 AM as a chaser. I mention this because you may have missed previous entries. There is one per day for every day from 11/6-today, whereupon the series ends. Check ’em out.
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my husband turned me onto this weird neglected 80s band. they got on the label of that eurhythmics dude, got as much promotion as anybody could hope for at that level, but never got anywhere. they probably made a bank full of money when annie lennox covered this one tho. the whole album this one is on, it’s kind of a ride. a concept album? i just love the pretentious dracula weirdness. i really like it a lot, i don’t know how to express the feeling. also, a bare booty ass on yewchoob, because sufficiently film grained. enjoy.
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remember when i posted about lovage? here’s a video by them, in kinda wretched quality, but it’s what we have. jennifer charles is the singer here, in this video about being a bisectional gal on the hunt. look at her hairstyle, her whole presentation. it’s designed to look like she just got out of bed after orgy night. she’s greasy in a way lesbians seem to love. fantastic.
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zullie the witch on yewtube specializes in short analytical content about the lore or technical aspects of soulsborne games. they’ll have blood and horror content, of course, being dark fantasy. this one is very interesting from a technical point of view, without being too complicated for the untrained to get, i think. check it out.
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Ah, my favorite My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult video is back up. It was unavailable for a while. Straight from my recs to you. Hard body Motor City, LOVE LIFE! I’ll take you on a walk down to my way baby, be my little human sacrifice…
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remember when that seal slapped a kayaker with an octopus? apparently owner of video was content to make it a gopro commercial, but still, fascinating.
reminiscent of when those seals in hawaii had a juvenile fad of getting an eel stuck up one nostril. the behavior of some weird mer-dogs, being weird. remarkable.
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haruka plays two recorders with her nostrils.
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couldn’t help it; had to post another one by zane golia. i love this stuff because it isn’t mean. you can watch this if you’re a jerk about guy fieri, but it’s even better if you have some affection for him and his persona. like the frakes videos. btw, if either of those dudes is a milkshake duck, don’t tell me.
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