Hey republican senators, I know most of you don’t like having to worship the floppy anal orifice of gibbering shitgibbon. Maybe you’re a fascist, maybe you’re so greedy you’d see the world in flames and everything beautiful dead and too poisoned to rot, if you could save a nickel on taxes. Maybe you want all women in chains, all queers and nonconformists and foreigners flayed and immolated on main street. But do you want your personal hitler to be quite this embarrassing? Quite this disastrously incompetent? Quite this obviously weak, insecure, tiny handed, and internationally humiliating?
Anyway, March 15th is a very special day. Since we’re all into violent historical reenactment now, you have the opportunity to do something very funny today. Consider it! Blame it on antifa. Everyone will believe you. I’ll back you up. C’mon, you know you want to. Treat yo’ selves.
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Et Tu, Rubio?
woke up from a dank siesta and sad dreams about gender. was i awakened by a mysterious loud pop noise in my house? i can’t tell. google, “is trump dead yet” with no good news. i swear, the senate is useless.
“is trump dead yet”
I just got that Tshirt. Probably wear it to the grocery store next time I go.
pennsyltucky beware
https://www.wonkette.com/p/texas-bill-will-ban-furries-in-schools
Looks like you were right!
First they came for the furries …
i fucking hate these nazi fucks. much love to my furries in the struggle.
yeah it’s solidly past midnight on the east coast now. losers!