Not sure if it’s more appropriate to append my previous post, but this is too good.
Because life comes at you fast, there are new developments to the story described in my important blog post about a Comedy Central show writer and the Catholic League:
Weisman was so incensed by our decision to report him to Viacom president Robert Bakish (Viacom owns Comedy Central), that he went on an obscene Twitter rampage against me. Personally, I really don’t care what he says about me, but I do care about his filthy tirade against Jesus Christ.
The worst of Weisman’s tweets was a remark he made about Christ, saying that our Lord “sucked his own d***.”
I’m not sure “incensed” is the correct word to describe Weisman:
In what is my life's crowning achievement, I have now gotten the Catholic League to report on the fact that I said Jesus sucked his own dick. I do not think there is anything funnier I could ever do. Please read and enjoy and laugh forever.https://t.co/oLVFiXyj7a
— Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) February 20, 2018
Donohue did not address whether or not He is theoretically able to suck his own dick. Sadly, we’ll probably never know for sure.
Of course He can. He is all-kowing, all-seeing, all-sucking.
Ah!
This is the age old problem in theology, the Omnipotence Paradox.
‘Can God make his dick so short that even He can’t suck it.’