I’m grading. Hey, ’tis the season. [Read more…]
The Digital Cuttlefish
Since the music plays so briefly... Can you blame me if I dance?
I’m grading. Hey, ’tis the season. [Read more…]
Mark Walker, of North Carolina
Is a Rep who gives very few fucks.
He doesn’t like government spending
Or maybe he doesn’t like ducks. [Read more…]
Because I have the pow’r of speech
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
If I believed in God, I’d preach
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
From mountain-top to sandy beach
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
In darkest ink no sun could bleach
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
Deep in my blood, to tell each leech
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
Beyond what mortal man might reach
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
My duty calls; I will not breach—
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
One final lesson I will teach—
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! [Read more…]
So the president’s a traitor—
Well, except the law is bent
What he did would be illegal
If he weren’t the president [Read more…]
Although I do not like to boast
I sometimes get the itch:
I don’t eat avocado toast
And so I’m filthy rich. [Read more…]
Republican folks who are “troubled” have doubled
It lets them look noble and oh-so-concerned
A camouflage cover concealing their dealings
Cos voters won’t search very hard, they have learned
This “troubled” Republican faction’s true actions
Are somewhat at odds with the words they lay down;
No chance they’ll be serving the POTUS his notice
It’s more than enough that the press see them frown! [Read more…]
Hypothetical Hillary
I’ve always heard it said
Is worse by far than Trump would be
So we voted for him, instead. [Read more…]
There’s a kid with diabetes
(That’s a pre-existing claim)
And we’re gonna cut his health care
Which is just a crying shame [Read more…]
They’re tearing up the safety net
Like some bizarre sort of mission.
See, the G.O.P. are heartless…
It’s a pre-existing condition.
[Read more…]
We’re marching for science (I hope you come, too),
With science defined as “what scientists do”—
A good definition if ever there was,
Although science is not “what a scientist does”.
[Read more…]