Mark Walker, of North Carolina
Is a Rep who gives very few fucks.
He doesn’t like government spending
Or maybe he doesn’t like ducks. [Read more…]
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Since the music plays so briefly... Can you blame me if I dance?
Mark Walker, of North Carolina
Is a Rep who gives very few fucks.
He doesn’t like government spending
Or maybe he doesn’t like ducks. [Read more…]
So the president’s a traitor—
Well, except the law is bent
What he did would be illegal
If he weren’t the president [Read more…]
Although I do not like to boast
I sometimes get the itch:
I don’t eat avocado toast
And so I’m filthy rich. [Read more…]
Republican folks who are “troubled” have doubled
It lets them look noble and oh-so-concerned
A camouflage cover concealing their dealings
Cos voters won’t search very hard, they have learned
This “troubled” Republican faction’s true actions
Are somewhat at odds with the words they lay down;
No chance they’ll be serving the POTUS his notice
It’s more than enough that the press see them frown! [Read more…]
There’s a kid with diabetes
(That’s a pre-existing claim)
And we’re gonna cut his health care
Which is just a crying shame [Read more…]
They’re tearing up the safety net
Like some bizarre sort of mission.
See, the G.O.P. are heartless…
It’s a pre-existing condition.
[Read more…]
I’m scrimping and saving;
I squeeze every dime;
Conserving each penny
And wasting no time
I’m cutting my budget
For groceries or heat
And the cents I’ve been paying
For Sesame Street
There’s no food to speak of,
So when we give thanks,
We say it for obsolete
Fighters and tanks. [Read more…]
We have to stop students from voting!
Let’s revisit the domicile laws!
If they only live here maybe 4 or 5 years
Then they shouldn’t be voting… because!
With their heads full of liberal nonsense
From the radicals running our schools
Then as day follows night, they should give up the right
To engage–so we’re changing the rules! [Read more…]
You must be held responsible
For choices—that’s the answer!
Your health care bills are lower when
You “just say no!” to cancer [Read more…]
We’ve all heard the slogan: “My body, my choice”
Again, and again, and again…
But now, Oklahoma will heed a new voice:
They will finally listen to men! [Read more…]