The reason humankind’s unique—
Or so, at least, I’m told—
Is, out of all creation,
Only humans are ensouled [Read more…]
The reason humankind’s unique—
Or so, at least, I’m told—
Is, out of all creation,
Only humans are ensouled [Read more…]
I’ve been looking at the evidence
I thought was out of reach—
Like those disappearing footprints
As I walked along the beach
Cos it wasn’t when You carried me
Instead, to my surprise,
You were cruelly putting parasites
In little children’s eyes [Read more…]
I’ve never known an atheist
I hope to never meet one
But I can tell you anyway
The best way to defeat one! [Read more…]
A man once had a saying
That he really liked to say
It was pithy; it was powerful,
So loudly he would bray
He would work it into comments
For the Internet to view
But the thing about his saying is,
It simply wasn’t true. [Read more…]
Some places, you drive on the left of the road;
Some places, you drive on the right
There isn’t one side that is better or worse
(Though I’m sure some are willing to fight) [Read more…]
Are you glad there is no heaven?
Are you glad there is no hell?
Are you glad that God’s a fiction—
Just some stories people tell? [Read more…]
The Grinch hated Christmas, and all its abuses,
But blamed just himself—he would make no excuses—
They told him (naïve, he had no need to doubt)
That his undersized heart—that was what it’s about.
The Christians could claim the town square as their own;
They could feast on roast beast and not throw him a bone.
The Grinch blamed himself; he’d accepted the dictum
That framed him as villain while truly the victim. [Read more…]
I packed up the kids, and we went to town hall—
Because Solstice was coming! We wanted it all!
From the tinseled-up spruce-tree to Clarence’s bell
To the picture of Lucifer tumbling to hell [Read more…]
The proud pastafarian, posed for the picture
A colander capping her head
An atheist activist, genius to boot,
As the news stories well may have read—
There’s no story in that; that won’t sell any ads,
Let’s just write about kittens instead…
Oh, wait—did we mention she used to do porn?
So that’s how the story was led. [Read more…]
“He’s looking down and smiling”
Says the close of the obit…
The deceased man was an atheist;
That means… precisely… shit. [Read more…]