Mitt doesn’t have charisma
He doesn’t have appeal
He doesn’t have the common touch
He doesn’t have the feel
He doesn’t have the numbers
But still Mitt wants the nod
Instead of talking politics,
It’s “God, God, God, God, God!”
He’ll keep God in the public square
He’ll keep God in the pledge
He’ll keep God on our bills and coins
(and not just on the edge)
He’ll keep God in his platform
And he’ll keep God in his heart
Mitt’s bound to win — God’s helping him!
(I wonder when He’ll start.)
God’s helping him right now. He’s guiding Willard to run one of the most appallingly bad campaigns ever, so that he won’t get distracted by the Presidency and lose his chance at running his own planet someday.
Takes the looooooong view, that god guy does.
And, as I was reminded on Reddit today, he’ll probably launch a War on Porn.
“he’ll probably launch a War on Porn.”
That could upset his base in Utah.
From a state by state comparison of porn consumption: “The biggest consumer, Utah, averaged 5.47 adult content subscriptions per 1000 home broadband users;”
http://www.pcworld.com/article/160566/utah_online_porn.html