Racking your brains for the right Easter present? (You do give Easter presents don’t you? Doesn’t everyone?)
I recommend some Swirly Crucifixion Pops – they’re on sale for 39 cents.
Or you could get a fancy chocolate or vanilla crucifix lollipop for $4.50.
Enjoy those edible torture devices!
I thought a swirly crucifixion would be one where you turn the cross upside down and dunk Jesus’ head in a toilet while you flush it.
I know. Such a great name for it.
Nope, sorry but I want MY Jesus on a stick to be meat-flavored, just as God intended.
Well Ophelia, what do you expect for a religion that venerates human sacrifice? Now, if it was bacon flavored, then I just might buy one.
Are the swirly ones an expression of support of marriage equality? Those rainbow colors are suggestive.
Darn, forgot the torture devices and depictions in the kids’ baskets. But we had some books about nature.
And yes, I celebrate the heck out of easter as well as out of christmas.
Christians stole it, they can’t keep it.
The Swirly Crucifixion Pops are pretty, much nicer than the chocolate ones and much cheaper. I’m sure Jebus would approve of the Swirly Crucifixion Pops as would his pop.
I like to bite the ears off first.
So is swirly code for torture like waterboarding is code for torture for modern times?
If you want to give your kids serious, deep-seated psychological problems, you could do worse than what Jerry Coyne came up with.