You should still use prophylactics when encountering a colon…
Azkyrothsays
Generally, yes, though I’ve heard arguments for why you should always even in a monogamous relationship with an uninfected partner, and they were always painfully, cringibly specious.
E.A. Blair says
I hate all the advertising and other blather over 14 February. The only flowers I buy for Valentine’s day are for my wife’s grave.
I’d rather observe Lupercalia.
Chiroptera says
Heh.
I don’t know which has me laughing more, the awful pun or Darwin surrounded by hearts.
Good find!
Azkyroth says
Rub it in. >.>
'Tis Himself, OM says
It’s also Abraham Lincoln’s birthday. He and Darwin were born on the same day.
Mr Wainscotting says
Wouldn’t using a condom be not participating in evolution? :P
Chiroptera says
Mr. Wainscotting, #5:
Add “otherwise” after the colon.
Ray, rude-ass yankee says
Monogamous relationship and vasectomy, y’all, it’s how I roll! No more of this reproduction stuff for me!
Phledge says
@#6 Chiroptera: took me a second, but if I owned the internets I would hafta hand them over.
Azkyroth says
Using the colon isn’t completely reliable for non-participation in evolution purposes, though…
[Insert speculation about “Virgin” Mary here.]
Mr Wainscotting says
You should still use prophylactics when encountering a colon…
Azkyroth says
Generally, yes, though I’ve heard arguments for why you should always even in a monogamous relationship with an uninfected partner, and they were always painfully, cringibly specious.