In less than three weeks I’ll be at the Creation Museum with PZ’s enormous horde of heathens. But I’m having a serious problem, and I need your help.
I don’t know what blasphemous/nerdy shirt to wear. I have too many!
Here are my favorite options, and there’s a poll at the bottom where you can tell me what I should wear.
Official club t-shirt
*Quote is on back
Pros: School pride! Self pride since I designed it. Comfortable
Cons: Loose fitting, less boobage for others to enjoy
You Say Tomato, I Say Lycopersicum esculentum
Pros: Delightful biological nerdiness
Cons: So nerdy only biologists may get it (I’ve had this problem)
Spiritual Symphony Fin
Pros: Awesome looking, Jesus in a rock band will probably annoy the creationists
Cons: Must constantly deal with people asking me who the dude on the right is (They say Mohammad, I say Moses so I won’t be destroyed)
Biblical Disaster
Pros: Will be absolutely amazing to wear in the room that recreates the Ark
Cons: Older shirt and a little less comfortable
Stand Back (xkcd)
Pros: Irony of trying science in the Creation Museum. xkcd is awesome. This shirt gives me super boobs
Cons: May be mauled by atheist men for being an atheist chick who likes xkcd. Wait, maybe not a con afterall…
So, what do you think?
I really probably shouldn’t have added that last option, but I couldn’t resist. If you’re going to be a smartass, at least vote for a real option too ;-P
EDIT: Oi, there’s actually a little poll widgit there, but it’s no showing up in Google Reader. It does work on my website though. Damn you technology!
Well, a cute naked atheist girl would definitely spread the message and garner attention (to the atheism cause, that is) … but at the risk of sounding like I'm just a perverted guy (not that there's anything wrong with that), I'll choose the fifth, from xkcd. It's teh funneh – plus it just looks cool.
Well, a cute naked atheist girl would definitely spread the message and garner attention (to the atheism cause, that is) … but at the risk of sounding like I’m just a perverted guy (not that there’s anything wrong with that), I’ll choose the fifth, from xkcd. It’s teh funneh – plus it just looks cool.
No offense, but the club shirt is just too busy. Tomato shirt is so specifically geeky it's awesome. But still, feel free to consider #6.
No offense, but the club shirt is just too busy. Tomato shirt is so specifically geeky it’s awesome. But still, feel free to consider #6.
Go naked, trust me on this. I am an expert in marketing, and our testing has shown this would be the best option for getting attention.
Seriously though, The blub t-shirt is probably the best choice :3
Go naked, trust me on this. I am an expert in marketing, and our testing has shown this would be the best option for getting attention. Seriously though, The blub t-shirt is probably the best choice :3
Oh silly google, you know I meant to say club, but now you won't let me edit it
Oh silly google, you know I meant to say club, but now you won’t let me edit it
I picked xkcd, but the Spiritual Symphony is a close second.
I picked xkcd, but the Spiritual Symphony is a close second.
Nothing can beat xkcd…nothing.
Nothing can beat xkcd…nothing.
Go with xkcd. Nice last option. I almost went for it…..
Wait, I can vote twice?
Go with xkcd. Nice last option. I almost went for it…..Wait, I can vote twice?
Obviously, boobs and xkcd ftw.
Obviously, boobs and xkcd ftw.
You know XKCD rules when a stick figure and a caption is enough to ridicule the entire Creationist museum.
Plus, boobage is always a pro. Go for it!
You know XKCD rules when a stick figure and a caption is enough to ridicule the entire Creationist museum.Plus, boobage is always a pro. Go for it!
Pardon the drive-by from Pharyngula. Here are a couple of shirts you may or may not have seen before.http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/devil
http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/coexistence
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/atheist
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/jesus-loves-you
Pardon the drive-by from Pharyngula. Here are a couple of shirts you may or may not have seen before.http://controversy.wearscience…http://controversy.wearscience…http://www.tshirthell.com/funn…http://www.tshirthell.com/funn…
My vote has to go to the XKCD one, but then I'm a huge fan of XKCD and super boobs so I might be a little biased. The tomato one may just fly over way to many heads :D
My vote has to go to the XKCD one, but then I’m a huge fan of XKCD and super boobs so I might be a little biased. The tomato one may just fly over way to many heads :D
Okay I figured out a way that I can go now. So I am going, yay!
Okay I figured out a way that I can go now. So I am going, yay!
You could go with what my friend wore-"Every time you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex." :D
You could go with what my friend wore-“Every time you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex.” :D
Good to see the XKCD shirt won. While it may have made the headlines, I’m pretty sure you did not actually want to go naked. ;p Besides, it is ALWAYS time to try Science. (Unless you are trying to write something. Science and Serious Literature, sadly, do not often agree.)