What atheists wish would happen at the Creation Museum (I partially blame Mark for this insanity).
Click the images for a bigger image (it’s so big I couldn’t fit it as one comic).What did I learn from making this? …It is impossible to draw Ken Ham NOT evil looking. I mean, seriously. Compare this comic to a photograph and you’ll know what I mean.
And I know Cthulhu fhtagn is two words. My handwriting just sucks. Sigh.
Mark says
Page 4/5 makes me so happy. <3
Mark says
Page 4/5 makes me so happy. <3
Nikhil says
Nice!
Nikhil says
Nice!
Kris Maglione says
Ooh! Cuttlefish!
Page 1 is awesome.
Kris Maglione says
Ooh! Cuttlefish!Page 1 is awesome.
¡revulo! says
Ahahahahaha!Ken Ham makes Santa Claus cry.
¡Revulo! says
Ahahahahaha!Ken Ham makes Santa Claus cry.
Mike Brownstein says
That's epic…
Mike Brownstein says
That’s epic…
Egoist Paul says
lol. Nice! You should make this a career. Atheist comic books are the best educational materials to spread atheism.
Egoist Paul says
lol. Nice! You should make this a career. Atheist comic books are the best educational materials to spread atheism.
flewellyn says
Cthulhu f'taghn, what a wonderful phraseCthulhu f'taghn, ain't no passing crazeIt means you're eaten, at the end of all days!It's a maddeningEnd of everythingCthulhu f'taghn!
flewellyn says
Cthulhu f’taghn, what a wonderful phraseCthulhu f’taghn, ain’t no passing crazeIt means you’re eaten, at the end of all days!It’s a maddeningEnd of everythingCthulhu f’taghn!
gaytheist says
Goddammit, this is hilarious! I wish I could draw.
gaytheist says
Goddammit, this is hilarious! I wish I could draw.
John Morales says
Heh. You should post a link at PZ's blog, if you haven't already.
John Morales says
Heh. You should post a link at PZ’s blog, if you haven’t already.
Urban Wild Cat says
I think every person going to the museum should greet PZ with "Cthulhu Ftaghn" and the chin tentacle hand gesture.
Urban Wild Cat says
I think every person going to the museum should greet PZ with “Cthulhu Ftaghn” and the chin tentacle hand gesture.
Daniel says
that is the single funniest thing I have seen for quite a while :)
bravo! chthulhu f'taaghn!
Daniel says
that is the single funniest thing I have seen for quite a while :)bravo! chthulhu f’taaghn!
Kel says
Now that I'd pay to see. Dinosaur vs Squid, sounds like the stuff of bad Japanese cinema.
Kel says
Now that I’d pay to see. Dinosaur vs Squid, sounds like the stuff of bad Japanese cinema.
A Recovering Catholic says
Well done, your going to get a lot of traffic today.
You've got skills!
A Recovering Catholic says
Well done, your going to get a lot of traffic today.You’ve got skills!
Anonymous says
Was that all from a sneeze?
Anonymous says
Was that all from a sneeze?
Froggie says
Nicely done!
It is interesting to note that on the Hamster's site, the picture of him at "Meet the founder" has been recently replaced with a smiling Ken Ham, probably shooped.
Froggie says
Nicely done!It is interesting to note that on the Hamster’s site, the picture of him at “Meet the founder” has been recently replaced with a smiling Ken Ham, probably shooped.
BeamStalk says
Pure winsauce!
BeamStalk says
Pure winsauce!
sksfreund says
Hilarious!
sksfreund says
Hilarious!
Jinx McHue says
So… Atheists wish that they'd initiate a violent conflict at the Creation Museum? That really says a lot.
Jinx McHue says
So… Atheists wish that they’d initiate a violent conflict at the Creation Museum? That really says a lot.
Noah says
Please please please make Page 4 a t-shirt. And soon. I'd like to wear it to the trip next week. :-D
Noah
Noah says
Please please please make Page 4 a t-shirt. And soon. I’d like to wear it to the trip next week. :-DNoah
Ian says
Oh my…
That is amazingly funny. Damn! Now I REALLY wish I could go on the trip… if only to be part of PZ Meyer's transforming squiddy hordes.
Ian says
Oh my…That is amazingly funny. Damn! Now I REALLY wish I could go on the trip… if only to be part of PZ Meyer’s transforming squiddy hordes.
Naked Bunny with a Whip says
Goodness, Jinx. If a silly little comic strip daydream like this "says a lot" about atheists, I can only imagine what the behavior of people like Scott Roeder and Jim Adkisson says about Christians like you. Except that you skipped over Matthew 7:3, I mean.
Naked Bunny with a Whip says
Goodness, Jinx. If a silly little comic strip daydream like this “says a lot” about atheists, I can only imagine what the behavior of people like Scott Roeder and Jim Adkisson says about Christians like you. Except that you skipped over Matthew 7:3, I mean.
BdN says
lol!!
Hey, Jinx, maybe you missed it but the evil atheists are not the ones who "initiated" the violent conflict…
BdN says
lol!!Hey, Jinx, maybe you missed it but the evil atheists are not the ones who “initiated” the violent conflict…
Anonymous says
Bravo! Jolly good job! I especially liked the "Your ignorance is offensive,". Kinda cuts both ways.
Anonymous says
Bravo! Jolly good job! I especially liked the “Your ignorance is offensive,”. Kinda cuts both ways.
mcbender says
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
mcbender says
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
spacecataz says
This post rocks hard. I cackled much harder than I have in quite a while. Consider yourself subscribed to. Subscribed to yourself considered. Yourself subscribed to consider yourself. … I'm subscribing to this blog.
spacecataz says
This post rocks hard. I cackled much harder than I have in quite a while. Consider yourself subscribed to. Subscribed to yourself considered. Yourself subscribed to consider yourself. … I’m subscribing to this blog.
Daniel Sprockett says
BRILLLL-ANT!
Dan! says
BRILLLL-ANT!
MrFire says
That's freaking awesome! Total WIN!
MrFire says
That’s freaking awesome! Total WIN!
maddogdelta says
This completely rocks!
maddogdelta says
This completely rocks!
Veritas says
Well done, this is grand. And Ham…he could really be an evil bad guy in any story, couldn't he?
I lol'd.
Veritas says
Well done, this is grand. And Ham…he could really be an evil bad guy in any story, couldn’t he?I lol’d.
Mike Daniels says
Well done! I, too, wish I could draw.
Draw well, anyway.
Mike Daniels says
Well done! I, too, wish I could draw.Draw well, anyway.
Timocita says
I was reading this on my laptop in the library and hysterically began to laugh out loud.
Awesome job.
Gia-Lệ says
I was reading this on my laptop in the library and hysterically began to laugh out loud. Awesome job.
Teleprompter says
This is hilarious. Great job!
Teleprompter says
This is hilarious. Great job!
Anonymous says
This is great. Although you were to kind to Ham; he has a rather prominet beer gut.
Anonymous says
This is great. Although you were to kind to Ham; he has a rather prominet beer gut.
MonkeyScope Mark says
Awesome.
MonkeyScope Mark says
Awesome.
Anonymous says
That is so good. I also want page 4 on a t-shirt – if you can set that up you'll probably make some bucks for the SSA.
Anonymous says
That is so good. I also want page 4 on a t-shirt – if you can set that up you’ll probably make some bucks for the SSA.
aineolach says
I agree, page 4 shirt would be great.
aineolach says
I agree, page 4 shirt would be great.
BeccaTheCyborg says
I love it!Cartoon PZ is so cute.
BeccaTheCyborg says
I love it!Cartoon PZ is so cute.
CRS says
I don't know you but I love you.
Christopher says
I don’t know you but I love you.
Veritas says
I submitted this to Fark. I doubt it'll greenlight, but stranger things have happened. I'm still lol'ing.
Veritas says
I submitted this to Fark. I doubt it’ll greenlight, but stranger things have happened. I’m still lol’ing.
Grant Gordon says
Wow! Lots of commenters today :) Awesome comic though Jen :) Although I've never seen therefore spelt "therefor", but according to websters it's legit…
Grant Gordon says
Wow! Lots of commenters today :) Awesome comic though Jen :) Although I’ve never seen therefore spelt “therefor”, but according to websters it’s legit…
Polly says
I saw an adorable toddler with an octopus on her "onsie" the other day "at an outdoor festival" and asked to take a picture. Her Mom said "no, please don't." So I didn't.
Good cartoon. Wish I could be there but I just love the Roaring Fork Valley sooooooo much and it's so pretty right now.
Polly says
I saw an adorable toddler with an octopus on her “onsie” the other day “at an outdoor festival” and asked to take a picture. Her Mom said “no, please don’t.” So I didn’t.Good cartoon. Wish I could be there but I just love the Roaring Fork Valley sooooooo much and it’s so pretty right now.
Emily says
I found this through PZ's blog– it brought a smile to my face. Especially the captions in the first panel, and the creationists riding dinosaurs. Your artwork is adorable, too.
Emily says
I found this through PZ’s blog– it brought a smile to my face. Especially the captions in the first panel, and the creationists riding dinosaurs. Your artwork is adorable, too.
Anonymous says
How many people will be in your group? I wish I could see it in person!
Anonymous says
How many people will be in your group? I wish I could see it in person!
Anonymous says
OMG, that was great! i love you, are you married?
Anonymous says
OMG, that was great! i love you, are you married?
quarksparrow says
AHAHAHAHA!
Absolute and utter brilliance!
Jo says
AHAHAHAHA!Absolute and utter brilliance!
Aaron says
BEST. COMIC. EVAR.
Aaron says
BEST. COMIC. EVAR.
Anonymous says
I want so badly to be a squid minion!
Not forever, but.
Hilarious comic!
Anonymous says
I want so badly to be a squid minion!Not forever, but.Hilarious comic!
zilch says
Lovely. I wish I could be there, but it's a bit of a commute from Vienna…
zilch says
Lovely. I wish I could be there, but it’s a bit of a commute from Vienna…
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
t-shirts?
dino / squid riding frame on front and the ham / myers glance on back?
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
t-shirts?dino / squid riding frame on front and the ham / myers glance on back?
Robert Madewell says
Great depiction of the Hamster, Jenn!
Robert Madewell says
Great depiction of the Hamster, Jenn!
Ruby Leigh says
Ken Ham looking especially diabolical.
http://carriedthecross.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/hamstraightprofile.jpg
Ruby Leigh says
Ken Ham looking especially diabolical. http://carriedthecross.files.w…
Angie Jackson says
Bwahaha! This is brilliant. I'll be featuring you on this week's Sunday School at Angie the Anti-Theist
Angie Jackson says
Bwahaha! This is brilliant. I’ll be featuring you on this week’s Sunday School at Angie the Anti-Theist
Spidergrackle says
Outstanding.
Spidergrackle says
Outstanding.
Angie Jackson says
This blog post has been featured on Angie the Anti-Theist Sunday School.
Angie Jackson says
This blog post has been featured on Angie the Anti-Theist Sunday School.
Anonymous says
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'yleh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
I laughed so hard at this, being a long time Lovecraft nerd. I even do the hand gesture regularly (albeit with two hands most of the time, accompanied by a deep "blublublub" sound)
Anonymous says
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’yleh wgah’nagl fhtagn.I laughed so hard at this, being a long time Lovecraft nerd. I even do the hand gesture regularly (albeit with two hands most of the time, accompanied by a deep “blublublub” sound)
Jen says
SHIRTS AVAILABLE HERE!
http://www.zazzle.com/blaghag*
Omg caps lock!
Jen says
SHIRTS AVAILABLE HERE!http://www.zazzle.com/blaghag*Omg caps lock!
David Marjanović says
What zilch said.
Also, Ham looks like a Barks villain. Really remarkable.
David Marjanović says
What zilch said.Also, Ham looks like a Barks villain. Really remarkable.
Jamie says
Awesome comic! Everyone knows that the cephalopod will win, just like it did against the shark.@Jinx, so defending yourself with ink against razor-sharp dinosaur teeth is initiating something violent?
Jamie says
Awesome comic! Everyone knows that the cephalopod will win, just like it did against the shark.@Jinx, so defending yourself with ink against razor-sharp dinosaur teeth is initiating something violent?
The Super Sweet Atheist says
Enjoyed it very much!
Tina from Houston says
Enjoyed it very much!
entropy says
I think Ctulhufhtagn works rather well as a single word, particularly with the tentacle gesture in front of PZ's face. Seems almost like one of those fake sneezes where one makes a false attempt to hide a spoken epithet.
[cough] ctulhufhtagn! [sniffle]
entropy says
I think Ctulhufhtagn works rather well as a single word, particularly with the tentacle gesture in front of PZ’s face. Seems almost like one of those fake sneezes where one makes a false attempt to hide a spoken epithet.[cough] ctulhufhtagn! [sniffle]
Alex says
Haha, funny. =)
Alexc3 says
Haha, funny. =)
David Joiner says
Hmmm… a roleplayer as well? :P
Introbulus says
That would pretty much be the most awesome thing ever. Seriously, the end of the world takes place atop giant squids and dinosaurs fighting for supremacy? Best apocalypse ever! Kinda makes me sad to know that the world will more than likely end when it all gets devoured by the sun. :( Oh well. By then we’ll all be sentient light beings anyway.
Chuckster says
Dude, I hear you, Ken Ham really gives me the creeps. I work at a Half Price Books in Lousiville, KY and work the religion section (I’ve been prayed over once); I see so much “creation” stuff that it puts knots in my stomach. I visited the Creation Museum a couple weeks back and you know, now I wish Cthulu could bust out of my head and give Ham what for. Yeeeeaaah…
Sir Dystik says
Ahhh… the irony of an atheist invoking an Elder God…
gravitycubed says
Cthulhu isn’t an elder god, he’s an alien. Just because some morons worship him doesn’t make him a god.He’s kinda like every other “deity” that way…
matthew coxe says
yeh it does aye. mean like i dont know about everyone that thourght it was funny i just thourght it was stupid. 1: im a christion and so a creationist. 2: because it just says that athiests are still in denial and want to destroy everything that can prove that their theory is wrong
matthew says
no bdn, they where being removed
matthew says
and what about matthew 22:1-14? you know what mattew 7:3 says then you will also know that parable
TheRealZenman says
How very wonderful. However, I do wish that the Flying Spaghetti Monster had been able to make an appearance. Maybe next time.
Marooned_on_Earth says
OMFG, I loved this!!! Please make more!!!Damn… girl, you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Zych says
OMG, funniest comic ever :)
deistguest says
Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot meet the geeky liberal, feminist atheist chick who’s a big fan of your work LOL!So much for instrumental reason…
Elizabeth Niederer says
Ah, marvelous. Boobquake was a great thing if only because it led me to your blog. My sympathies upon being stuck in Indiana. Wanna come to NJ?
Marooned_on_Earth says
Such illogical guilt by ideological association of unrelated themes only confirms desperate reaching to make a connection that simply doesn’t exist. Let’s see… what else does not exist? Hmmnn….While at it, why not reminisce about the peaceful and loving times of the Crusades? Good times for many, no doubt. :-P
Adrian Dent says
What the….there’s a creation museum? must be somewhat empty… or do they have things like “The fossils of dinosaurs you see here were created by God to confuse us all and prove how great He is.” ??????
hkdharmon says
You don’t know? They have models of Pre-apple Eden dwellers riding dinosaurs. And they keep a straight face.
Skdunn64 says
Liars 4 Jesus.You know that room in the museum that is supposed to simulate “life without god” and it is filled with horrific real life photos of bad things. It’s just so humurous that they use photos from reality to simulate “life without god”. It’s like they didn’t even bother to think that one through.
InfidelsLaughter says
Bahahahaha I <3 Cthullu. The best fictional enemy of Christianity since Satan.
emoticons "facebook" says
If you are an atheist, then what stops you from doing whatever you want?If you are an atheist, what is to stop you from killing, robbing, raping, etc?If you are an atheist, why be good?Atheism leads to crime, immorality, despair, and other problems.
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