Wow, Coach Dave is on one hell of a trip. His latest lunatic screeth is quite long, and so full of batshit, it’s hard to know where to begin. What’s all the fuss? The latest royal wedding – it’s a major psy-op to enforce the worst of the worst: the blending of white people with :gasp: people of colour!
Daubenmire, who has declared that he is “proud to be white” because “white, heterosexual, Christian” men represent America’s only hope for survival, has fretted about the threat of white genocide, and has fumed that interracial marriage weakened this nation “because multiculturalism is spiritual AIDS [that] has brought an infection into what was once a great Christian American culture,” said that the marriage of Prince Harry to a woman of “mixed blood” is an attempt to corrupt the pure bloodline of House of Windsor.
Yes, Coach Dave is a fully paid up member of the White Patriarchal Assholes™. He’s also astonishingly dense, as we shall see.
“Let me just lay it out there, because most people won’t say it because they don’t want to sound racist,” Daubenmire said while wearing a literal tinfoil hat. “Prince Harry’s wife is half-black. Now, wait a minute. That ain’t that royal bloodline lineage there, is it fellas? Isn’t there a little bit of mixed blood coming in there?”
Pretty much everyone on the planet has a someone in the woodpile who comes as a bit of a surprise. Now royalty everywhere does have a perturbing history of inbreeding in an attempt to keep things within the right class, but I’d happily bet there are some right interestin’ people in those bloodlines. Royalty has also spent a lot of time breeding like out of control bunnies, and there was seldom much concern about all those babes born on the wrong side of the blanket, and there were a fucktonne of them, too. History, Coach Dave. Try learning some.
“Did you see who performed the service?” he said. “Was it the Bishop of Canterbury or some official WASPy guy? Was it? Did I miss something? Or did we see the ultimate—umm, how do I say this?—a blending of the races; one new world order, one-world government, the blending of the [races] in the House of Windsor coming together for the first time.”
Bishop Curry is the ultimate blending of the races? How on earth do you figure that one, Dave? It’s not as if Bishop Curry was getting married to Harry. You might be unaware, Dave, but there have been people of colour in England for a very long time. A really long time. There have even been people of colour at the royal court, going waaaaaaaaaay back. I did hear that Bishop Curry preached about love, and I rather expect that’s what got under your skin. As for the whole new world order blahblahblah blending of races in the House of Windsor, uhhhh, it was one wedding. I don’t think it even qualified as a herald to all that nonsense.
Daubenmire insisted that since Prince Harry is sixth from the throne and very unlikely to ever become King of England, he was allowed to marry Meghan Markle in order to send a message endorsing mixed race relationships.
Oh, all that idiocy has been downgraded to an endorsement now. Gotcha. Who the hell knows who is going to end up on the throne? I can’t be arsed to care. As it stands, Elizabeth might live to be two hundred years old, given her death grip on that throne. People aren’t influenced by this kind of thing as much as you seem to think, Dave. For most people, it’s a matter of falling in love, and skin colour doesn’t enter into it.
“I’m going to tell you something, if there was any chance that Harry was ever going to be King of England, do you think they really would have let him just choose any woman he wanted?” Daubenmire said. “Of course not. So what’s the message that is being sent to us? … Is it a psy op that now, all of a sudden, sixth to the throne, he ain’t never going to be king, now it’s okay for the crown to be diverse?”
Yes, I expect Harry would have been allowed to marry who he wanted to marry. Even royalty has to make concessions to the current reality. If there was an obstacle, Harry could always choose to abdicate, it’s been done before. No, it is not a “psy-op”. Harry is not “all of a sudden” sixth in line. As for the crown being diverse, yeah, it’s just fine. There’s no reason it shouldn’t be.
Well, why not, if They(TM) really wanted --
-? It’s not that far fetched an idea that William’s wife would’ve been non-white. I doubt it’d cause the Brits to overthrow the monarchy.
Meanwhile, some other white supremacists have already complained that this marriage is basically a declaration of white genocide. If I correctly understand what “psy op” is supposed to mean, Daubenmire is perhaps saying that They(TM) want to be seen as racially inclusive, even bravely pushing for White Genocide(TM), without actually polluting the royal bloodline. Doesn’t make any sense, but sounds vaguely sinister both ways.
As Marie Antoinette said of the brave rebellious colonists in British America, “Let them have their cake, and eat it too”.
I, uh, I just can’t grok these folks thinking that one wedding is the coming of “white genocide”. Since white people still hold a great deal of power everywhere, who exactly is going to be coming after them? You’d need one hell of an army, there’s a lot of white people running around the planet. Genocide by Marriage really doesn’t seem like a plan.
Ah, but genocide for white people is totally different from, say, American Indian genocide. You just need to settle some non-white people in a white society -- or build a white society around the homes of some non-white people -- and if any mixed marriages happen, all descendants of white people will eventually have one (1) drop of non-white blood, which is enough to undo white ethnic identity.
I just can’t grok these folks thinking that one wedding is the coming of “white genocide”.
Clearly you are still, at least tenuously, linked to reality. You need to immerse yourself in the totally delusional world of the alt-right, rabid racist world of someone like this twit and you will be beliving it as easily as believing in black helicopters.
Genocide by Marriage really doesn’t seem like a plan.
Ha, our clever plan is succeeding. In only a few thousand years there will be no purebred white people™ left.
ha, ha, ha, ha!!! Sorry about that.
Jrkrideau:
It’s that mixed blood of mine.
I didn’t know WASPiness was official now. Is there an international WASP union that decided these things? Why, I bet the older members are still grumbling that the dress code for meetings has changed from a strict ascot-only policy to allow neckties.
What the fuck has the wedding of a Royal in the UK got to do with some upstart colonial? You chose to divorce us your opinion is irrelevant ‘Coach’ /s at about the same level Daubenmire is working at.
Jazzlet:
Yeah, that was beyond weird too. It doesn’t affect Ustates in the slightest, outside of those with a royalty envy. It’s not like we’re under your monarch. (Although I’d take Elizabeth any day over what we have going here.)
I haven’t been following news about “Coach” Dave for a while now. Can’t say I’m surprised he’s crossed the line into full blown white supremacism.
Oh, Dave’s been full court shite supremacist for quite a while. Going by him, you could disappear all white people in a day or two.
Christians these days get into a frenzy of outrage so easily, every little thing is a conspiracy against them. It’s so ridiculous.
Uh…why wouldn’t it be? There’ve been lots of monarchies in Africa. I’m sure that black people are just as likely as white people to have an ancestor who wore a funny hat and ordered other people around.
Maybe they don’t have the proper hereditary superpowers, though. I’d have to see Elizabeth face off with Goodwill Zwelithini kaBhekuzulu in a psychic duel to be sure.
Anton:
Oh, I’d place my money on Elizabeth. She’d put on that Queen Glare of Disapproval, easily vanquishing the opposition. Seeing as how Meghan has faced Elizabeth and lived, and even managed to be happy about the whole wedding biz, ol’ coach Dave ought to shut up. Dude would faint in front of Elizabeth. :D
Joseph @ 6:
WASP: White Assholes [of] Supreme Patriarchy.