My, my, conspiracy lunatic and asshole christian Rick Wiles has been booted off Youtube. This is a terrible event, everyone! It presages the very worst of all history wadded up together in a nasty spitball.
“America’s leftist snowflakes are furious that half the country no longer listens to their idiotic Marxist propaganda. My ancestors were German Reformed Church members who fled religious persecution in Europe in the 1700s and risked everything to come to America so they could freely worship God. There’s freedom running through my veins. My ancestors were not silenced, and I won’t be silenced by YouTube’s New Nazis. Every generation has its tyrants. We have tech tyrants,” stated Mr. Wiles.
Pastor Wiles fears America is on the verge of a French Revolution-style upheaval during which leftist mobs will try to execute Christians and conservatives to purge “Old America” speech and thoughts from our society. “France is an atheistic, socialist nation today because it never recovered from the French Revolution that started in 1789. The Jacobins decapitated Catholic priests and burned churches over a period of 10 years. Likewise, the communists who overthrew Russia in 1917 slaughtered 300,000 Russian Orthodox Church priests. Don’t tell me it can’t happen here,” Wiles remarked.
“Mao Zedong would be proud of the Marxist cultural revolution sweeping America and erasing our heritage,” said Pastor Wiles. “It must be stopped, or we will be swept into a communist nightmare that could take 70 years to escape.”
Hmm, last time I looked, France was doing okay. Haven’t noticed that it’s particularly atheistic, but yes, it is secular, as a nation should be, in order to serve all its citizens well. As for Mr. Wiles’s grasp on history, he could use a bit of work there. Missing a fair amount of bits. Perhaps if Mr. Wiles stopped braying for a moment, he’d realize no one has siphoned the freedom out of his veins – he still has the freedom to worship as he likes, where he likes.
“I have warned for years that a spirit of Nazism is rising up inside the USA,” he added. “The new Nazis are here. America is on the verge of a French Revolution-style upheaval during which leftist mobs will seek to execute Christians and conservatives in order to purge American society.”
Yes, most of us who are at least part way woke are all too aware of the nazis running about, and we aren’t happy about it. You might want to pay attention to actual news now and then, Mr. Wiles. I’ll happily settle for defanging all you deluded asshole christian conservatives. You can still have your churches to run to, where you can complain and moan to your heart’s content. I have absolutely no desire whatsoever to execute anyone. I probably wouldn’t mind gagging you lot for a while though.
Daz: Uffish, yet slightly frabjous says
Marxism:
noun
Old usage:
The political and economic theories of Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, later developed by their followers to form the basis of communism.
New usage:
Any political position to the left of raging Milton Friedmanite, homophobic, racist, misogynistic arseholism.
Caine says
Daz:
Yep. To me, people who toss terms around like this, it’s a marker of old age. Makes me think back to my Bircher grandfather, and the utter fear of commies, comin’ to make life better with that evil socialism and all. They want those old cold war fears to be alive, and they’ll twist anything and everything to make it seem like it’s the worst possible threat ever.
robertbaden says
His ancestors fled religious persecution? Who were they fleeing? Most likely other Christians.
Raucous Indignation says
Of course they were fleeing other Christians. Christians are hateful, murderous assholes.
jrkrideau says
Pastor Wiles fears America is on the verge of a French Revolution-style upheaval during which leftist mobs will try to execute Christians and conservatives to purge “Old America” speech and thoughts from our society.
There is a downside to this?
jrkrideau says
@1 Daz
Great definitions. One cannot expect much sophisticated political analysis from those whose world view is based on whatever scraps of the Bible that they have read (and probably did not understand).
As as aside, that was one good thing about the late Dr. Gene Scott. He was totally nutty, I think, but he actually seemed to know something about the bible.
Admittedly, I still have the sneaking suspicion that his
rants were one long send-up of Christianity.jrkrideau says
Blast, missed the closing /strike after ‘rant’.
Daz: Uffish, yet slightly frabjous says
McCarthy lives on under tin-foil hats
as the red scare takes another turn at bat
and James Jesus Angleton waves from the grave
in the land of the paranoid, home of the brave.
Allen Dulles’ shade wails “Be prepared.”
’cause they never feel right if they don’t feel scared.
Athaic says
Funny how the good pastor is missing the part where we French (and the Russians) went after our parasitic tyrannical aristocrats.
To summarize:
Americans going after their king = good
Rest of the world going after their king/tsar/whatever = bad