In the coming days, 100 US Senators will be delivered an important package. But this delivery won’t be a simple note from one of their constituents. Within days, every single US Senator will be delivered Baby Hope, a twelve-week old baby, with a personal message from her to defund Planned Parenthood and redirect tax payer dollars to community health centers.
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Here is the letter to every US Senator from Baby Hope:
Dear Senator,
My name is Baby Hope. I’m only 12 weeks old, but I want to live. Sadly, there is a high likelihood I will be killed by Planned Parenthood before I ever get a chance to be born. Even worse, Planned Parenthood, America’s largest abortion provider that kills 900 preborn babies like me each day, would get paid by American taxpayers to kill me.However, you can stop Planned Parenthood from killing me and many others. Here’s how: Vote for a health care bill that will not subsidize abortion and will redirect abortion giant Planned Parenthood’s taxpayer funding to community health centers.
For my sake and hundreds like me, I beg you to refuse to fund abortion and Planned Parenthood in the health care bill.
Please protect me.
Sincerely,
Baby Hope
Dear anti-autonomy asshole christians,
It would be ever so nice if you all would get one tiny fact into your malnourished, underused brains: no federal or taxpayer monies go towards terminations. Please repeat that to yourselves as many times as necessary for it to penetrate those pea brains. Federal monies go to womens’ health, as in breast exams and other cancer prevention, among other things.
As for Baby Hope, please shove her where the sun don’t shine. What women do in regard to their own bodies is none of your business, and trying to remove one of the only sources of healthcare for women is not helping them. Nor are your “community health centers” or your “women’s clinics”. Your personal hatred of women is your business, of course, however, your thirst to see it translated into an increasing amount of women dead, along with a higher number of children born into dire circumstance needs to stop. Learn to mind your own damn business, and try something different, like looking after children who are bereft of care. There are plenty of them. There are also many children in this country who go without adequate food every day. That situation could use more attention. Women do not need you fucking assholes constantly attempting to control every aspect of their lives. You could always turn to advocating for comprehensive sexual education, accessible, affordable birth control, and more education for girls. Those are all proven methods in reducing abortions.
As always, since you find women being allowed full human rights and control over their own bodies so terribly distressing, I give you my constant suggestion: leave it up to that piece of shit god of yours. You’re the ones who think he’s so great and mighty and all that. Seems to me you must be pretty damn sure there’s no such god at all, else you’d be happy to put it all in his hands, no?
Via ChristianNewsWire.
chigau (違う) says
It would be cool if Baby Hope was made of marzipan.
Marcus Ranum says
Is it made of real baby?
Marcus Ranum says
I do feel bad for the security people who are going to have to xray all the damn things, unless they’re allowed to just throw them away first.
BTW -- chigau@#1:
Did you know that marzipan looks just like plastic explosive in an Xray scanner? Apparently it’s the same density as PETN; found that out one summer when a friend brought a few bars of it home from Europe.
chigau (違う) says
Makes a note: when smuggling PETN always shape it into miniature fruit or pigs.
Thanks, Marcus.
Raucous Indignation says
Yeah, that’s no a 12 week fetus. Unless that box is the size of a matchbox. They always lie about everything.
rietpluim says
There, FTFY.
Caine says
Marcus:
How do they tell the difference, eat it?
Giliell, professional cynic -Ilk- says
At 12 weeks, my babies looked nothing like this. They were starting to grab things and puked all over my t-shirts.
Marcus Ranum says
Caine@#7:
How do they tell the difference, eat it?
They unwrap it and sniff at it.
Because they are idiots. If it was PETN they’d be a fine pink mist if they did that.
BTW -- things not to say to airport security, when they take away your bottle of water and toss it into a garbage bin: “Can I have that back? Now that you’ve thrown it across the room to prove it’s not explosive, I’d like to drink it.”
Caine says
Marcus:
Hmmm. Couldn’t you just coat PETN in a nice thick coat of marzipan?
Caine says
Giliell:
You win all the internets.