Well, there’s scary for you. :D
Behold the BabaDong, a high quality silicone dildo. The Babadong has a sturdy base, so you can strap it on and take it anywhere! Don’t worry if it gets dirty on your adventures (which it most likely will…) because the BabaDong is dishwasher safe! The BabaDong has a length of 7.5 inches from base to tip and a girth of 5 3/4 in. around it thickest part. This campaign is for PRE-ORDERS. The BabaDong will only go into production if the minimum goal is met. IF NOT EVERYONE WILL BE REFUNDED.
If you’d like to read more about this project, and/or support it, head on over to the BabaDong gofundme page.
I came up with a new marketing tag line for them:
“Sex toys that make you want to scream and run”
:D I think it will probably get off the ground, what with Babadook ending up an unintentional gay icon and all.
Well I’m not having sex tonight.
Of course that’s been true since 1997.
Not really excited about this campaign …
If it’s in a harness,
Or in a thong,
You can’t get rid
Of the BabaDong.