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Do you see Jesus? Right there, in the tree, for true! A woman has claimed to see Jesus in an oak tree, and if you click over and watch the video, it’s easy enough to see why. Her house is crammed full of religious icons, statues, paintings, all that. I did laugh, watching part of the video, where they zoomed back from the tree, and superimposed a white Jesus image over the tree, so that people would know how to locate Tree Jesus.
“I was looking out the window and there he was,” Clack said. “I have little square panes in my windows, and it looked like it was framed. I just laughed and said, ‘Lord, you even framed it for me.’”
Clack, who is Catholic, said she noticed it around 4 p.m. when the sun shone on it. She describes the figure as “a big face.”
“Remember, it’s bark,” she said. “When you stand back 15 feet or so, (you can see it) — it’s a big face.”
Now I’m curious – do all the acorns have tiny baby Jesuses? This would also make Jesus a Dryad. Uh oh, he fell into the wrong mythos.
Via KPRC.
Do does this mean dogs have been peeing on jesus’ feet?
Seems appropriate.
And jesus appears to be missing hands. I guess “don’t bite your nails” really kicks in hard when you’re jesus.
Do you realize this means Jesus is a nymph? Specifically, a dryad, ooooh, controversial!
Hey, I was going to mention dryads!
As it is, I’ve been looking, and I can’t find the penis in this Jesus image. I’m going to keep looking.
Looks more like a squid face to me.
davex@#4:
Mighty Cthulhu would never materialize in a tree. That sort of stuff is for weak gods.
The “eyes” are squinty enough to belong to Eastwood, and as for the “nose”, pretty sure that’s the tarse rq is looking for, and uncircumcised to boot! Oh, no end to the controversy.
No.
Honestly.
While waiting for the page to reload, I focused above Jesus’s “eyes”, and saw the “face” -- it’s a hippo!
It looks like a squid to me, too. A *hungry* squid.
@Marcus: are you SURE?
Gotta go with davex, maybe she confused Christ with Cthulhu.
Dunno about Jebus, I see a Mandrill.
A song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vnBwm590S9k
June Tabor singing.
It might be about Jesus. It’s certainly about death.
lyrics here
https://mainlynorfolk.info/june.tabor/songs/theeastertree.html