That’s Jesus. Yep. Showed up on a piece of toast, and soon to be on ebay.
WINDHAM, Maine (NEWS CENTER) — A man in Windham believes a holy depiction has graced his piece of buttered toast.
George Maley’s son, Andrew told NEWS CENTER, “I thought [dad] was lying. I thought it was completely fake, and then he showed me and my mind was blown.”
That’s all it takes to blow your mind? There’s a mighty low bar.
Both Andrew and George, believe you can see the face of Jesus in the toast.
George Maley said he made the toast three weeks ago at his home. He was having a particularly hard day, missing loved ones who have passed away, when he saw the image in the toast.
“It was an answer to a lot of questions I had,” George Maley said. “Even if it was just a brief image, it’s still a sign, and it points in the right direction.”
That’s nice, I hope you’re feeling better now.
George Maley is keeping the toast preserved in the freezer.
He’s hoping to sell it on eBay, and use the profits to help his two sons.
Oh, so that’s the godly direction, is it? Jesus sorta shows up on a piece of toast so you can auction it off and make some money. Yeah, that just screams godliness. What if Jesus wanted you to eat the toast, dude?
Via WCSH.
The one thing I can clearly see in this toast is that this person is incapable of making toast.
Maybe he can use the eBay proceeds to buy a toaster that actually fucking works. Because, Jesus, toast should not look like that.
Then again, nor should Jesus toast.
Mmmmmm…. Sacrelicious.
Looks more like Hannibal Lecter.
My first thought was, if that is Jesus on the toast, it looks like he is burning in hell.
If I were a supreme being, I’d tend to appear in giant carbon crystals, 50 feet high. But jesus always did think small. That trickle-down junk he pulled with the loaves and the fishes? LOL. I remember the time I was putting on an awe show for a bunch of egyptians and materialized 100 Ferrari testarossas on top of them. It impressed them, sure, but there were no surviving witnesses to sing hallelulja.
That’s not Jesus, it’s Lobo from DC Comics.
Pareidolia, you scamp…
I see a sideways penis. Balls on the right.
Jesus, Lobo, or penis, whatever the hell, it looks terribly scabrous. Maybe there’s an outbreak of leprosy in heaven or something.
These guys sell custom selfie toasters:
http://www.burntimpressions.com/
I’m occasionally tempted to get one made with a cthulhu logo. So I’d have some toast to eat, first.
rq, #8
Dang it.
Now I can’t see it as anything else. Not even toast.
Marcus, I see what you did there. Well played sir!
The discount loaf of Turin
Saad
*MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA*
Leprous penis. Ew! I guess it’s not so surprising, what with the lack of proper sex ed.
Story idea: every now and then, just to prove his godly powers yet again like some ornery teenager, Jesus gives everyone leprosy just so he can heal them again, slowly, one by one, by making mud with his own spit, except it’s really hard to find good proper mud in heaven, so… this could get pretty dirty.
rq and Saad,
That was my reaction to it. I don’t know if that says more about Jesus appearance or about our minds.
It’s quite obviously Billy Connolly.
Does this now mean that toast is just a form of cracker?
And I’ve just been reminded of this: Mitchell and Webb -- There Is No God.
Yep, this is clearly how Jesus reminds heretical Protestant breakfasters of the truth of transubstantiation. Eat the toast and repent! You don’t want to find an earlobe in your muffin next time, do you?
no
it’s
Jabba the Hutt
I honestly see four faces there. One of them is much clearer than the others, and stands out graphically; obviously he’s the frontman. So I’m pretty sure this is the cover from Leprous Penis’ second album.