Just the other day, I posted about The Passion of the Christ: Jesus Returns, with the mild commentary Jesus Christ, a bad movie might be on the way to resurrection. Downright bland, compared to what Twitterers have to say about it all:
There are many more tweets to be enjoyed at Raw Story.
The Passion of Christ, The Cashin of Gibson.
Quote from IMDB
” I used to be able to walk on water, but with these holes in my feet….”
I nearly died.
Also reminds me of those Bambi remakes. Perhaps someone can do a crossover: Bambi and Jesus: The Deer God Conspiracy or something…
This is gonna be pretty exciting. Personally I can hardly wait!
“Welp, here I am, all up in heaven…
Hi Dad. Peter. Been a few years. Looking good, both of you.
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Sure is quiet.
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D’jyou replace the flooring? It looks great. What? Oh, “jew”? Ha ha. Good one, dad.
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Well, I think I’ll take a nap.”