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A poem, by Johnny Vector.
Morass of Nastiness
There’s a morass of nastiness well on the way,
From peyote to peeing, it’s coming to stay.
We said it would give you the freedom to pray,
Oh thank you so much for the RFRA.
It may have at first seemed like Truman Quixote:
Trying to legalize taking peyote.
But for logic, religion is most antidotey.
So excuse me if now I’m a little bit gloaty.
We made it all happen, we got us some laws
To make sure you never get out of our claws.
Keep away from our bathrooms and lunch counters, cause
We’re putting this country back, just like it was.
There’s an army of lawyers with claims to seek who
Have a living to earn, and some harm to wreak too.
With their war-cry of “Freedom!” they’ll help to keep you
From having to deal with LBGTQ.
But wait, that’s not all; we’re preparing a bill
(Which we know that the libs will be trying to kill)
To remind you that sex is a dangerous thrill,
We’re going to prevent you from taking the pill.
There’s a morass of nastiness well on the way,
A bit evil, for sure, but we’re happy to say
That it isn’t our freedom we’re taking away
With the ever-expansionist RFRA.
Lots of views, Johnny Vector, so I think you deserve a bit of applause!
*applauds*
Thanks. Of course all I see are the ways it could have been better.
OTOH, I have a friend who performed at Carnegie Hall last week, and we all know how you get there…
@Johnny#3, get off the Amtrak at 34th and take a cab, how else?
Of course all I see are the ways it could have been better.
My doggrel, which I did not write,
was not there for others to criticize,
because it would have sucked.
I appreciate yours! It’s not simply that you cared enough to show up, you tried, and, in doing so revealed yourself.
Well done, Johnny Vector! :D If not Carnegie, there’s always Broadway!