Sunday Facepalm: The Great, Straight, White Hope.


Oh, pardon, that should be The Great, Straight, Christian, Male, White Hope. Dave Daubenmire says so.

“The attack that’s going on in America today is against the white, heterosexual male,” he said. “That’s the battle. If Satan can get control of the family, if they can get the white, heterosexual male removed from the scene, if they can get him ‘de-balled,’ if I will, if they can do that, there is nothing to hold back the forces of darkness in America.”

“It’s not racist, it’s the truth,” he added.

Daubenmire then argued that the war on poverty caused fatherless African-American households because the government became the parent. Now, he said, the government’s “sights are set on the white, heterosexual male.”

He declared that there are “forces of darkness that are working to overthrow this nation and overthrow this world on behalf of the prince of the power of the air, the prince of darkness.” To control the world, Daubenmire argued, these forces will first have to defeat white, heterosexual, Christian American males.

That’s not all! Ol’ Dave also weighed in on transgender issues:

On “Talkback with Chuck Wilder” this Tuesday, Ohio Religious Right activist “Coach” Dave Daubenmire suggested men today need to “man up” with “pitchforks and torches” to fight transgender people’s use of bathrooms that match their gender identity.

“What would our forefathers have done?” Daubenmire asked. “What would they have done two generations ago if the president of the United States tried to tell them to let men walk into their kids’ bathrooms?” Daubenmire answered his own question: “There’d have been pitchforks and torches. They’d have gone downtown and they’d have gotten things straightened out.”

“They would say, ‘We need that committee that was talking to the Salem witches,’” Wilder said. Wilder and Daubenmire then discussed whether witches are male or female. “Whatever, it doesn’t matter,” Daubenmire said.

“What’s wrong with us, Chuck?” Daubenmire asked. “How is it that we’re so sissified that daddies are going to let perverts violate their daughters’ restrooms?” He agreed with Wilder’s statement that that “political correctness” and “insisting on diversity” are the main problems that led to this. Wilder said that under Obama, areas require “X amount of Chinese, black, white, I’m sure we gotta get the Syrians in there now. Diversity, I’m telling you, it’s scary. You know, let America be America without any prejudice, and it should work perfectly.”

Yes, I’m sure that would work wonderfully. You just have to get all the non-Christian, non-white, non-hetero people to leave. Perhaps if you ask nicely? My guess would be no.

Comments

  1. Siobhan says

    To control the world, Daubenmire argued, these forces will first have to defeat white, heterosexual, Christian American males.

    He’s not wrong.

    “They would say, ‘We need that committee that was talking to the Salem witches,’”

    “How is it that we’re so sissified that daddies are going to let perverts violate their daughters’ restrooms?”

    So which is it? Are we pervs, or witches?

    At least if he’s calling us witches we’re not being misgendered. *shrug*

  2. rq says

    Let America be America. Which his ancestors and all their friends had thought of that.

  3. tbtabby says

    He wants to bring back the Salem witch trials.

    Trials that led to people being tortured and killed because somebody pointed at them and accused them of a crime they could not have committed.

    Trials which have, throughout the world, become shorthand for kangaroo courts where just being put on trial is considered proof that you’re guilty, and deservedly so.

    It wouldn’t even be the first time someone did that in the name of “protecting the children.” Day care sex abuse hysteria, anyone? People going to chail for years, for allegations of abusing children that were proven in the end to be completely false?

    And Crying Coach Dave wants to bring that back. I bet he wants to bring back trial by ordeal too.

  4. naturalcynic says

    Daubenmire suggested men today need to “man up” with “pitchforks and torches” to fight transgender people’s use of bathrooms that match their gender identity.

    Is that before or after they go after the black man and white woman holding hands?

  5. says

    rq:

    (Is there a reason I’m in moderation?)

    No. The network was down, I had no access from 6 am until now. I’ve approved the waiting list of comments, and hopefully, things will work now.

  6. lorn says

    “How is it that we’re so sissified that daddies are going to let perverts violate their daughters’ restrooms?”

    Did anyone else think this is a clear indicator of this person’s motivation? Read it again. Notice anything? He isn’t talking about defending his daughter. He is defending the sanctity of the room. As if the room were a church or holy place, instead of what it is, a place to handle bodily functions. It is almost as if he isn’t really worried about his daughter at all.

  7. says

    Lorn @ 7:

    He is defending the sanctity of the room.

    I think the focus of his upset there is daddies being all sissified. Can’t be a good daddy if you’re a sissy.

  8. smrnda says

    Daubenmire’s “forefathers” -- genetic or ideological -- were coming with pitchforks for black people who failed to call them ‘sir’ or ‘mister.’

    And witches? Witch hunts? LITERAL witch hunts? Does he think that reference boosts his credibility?

    “. Wilder said that under Obama, areas require “X amount of Chinese, black, white, I’m sure we gotta get the Syrians in there now.

    This is just ridiculous -- X of every demographic, which is why the % of Chinese people living in NYC or LA is exactly the same as it is in Texarkana, since Obama’s ‘diversity mandate’ has denied white people the ‘freedom of association.’ When were the masses of non-white people resettled?

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