Biden Is A Horrible Jackass


From the “lesser of two evils” department, we have Joe Biden’s deep thoughts about Israel’s crimes against humanity.

[Jerusalem Post]

When the president was in the process of test driving a Ford electric vehicle, a reporter at the scene asked him if he could give a statement on the situation while sitting in the car.

“Mr. President, can I ask you a quick question about Israel before you drive away, since it is very important?” a reporter asked. 
“No, you can’t – not unless you get in front of the car as I step on it. I’m only teasing,” Biden said, with laughter heard in the background. The president then drove away.

What an asshole. I mean, seriously – that’s “funny”? Joe Biden being personable? He’s a dotty old creep who should be out to pasture on the endless golf course of irrelevance. We were wrong to have any hope; he’s just another paid-in-full member of the gerontocracy.

One great change, recently, is the presence of Rashida Tlaib, who is not afraid to speak up for Palestinian rights. It’s the first crack in the wall of unconditional support for Israeli crimes against humanity.

Tlaib got a “runway op” in which she was able to speak briefly with Biden, and apparently gave him an earful that he’ll doubtless remember as long as he can.

[NPR]

“Palestinian human rights are not a bargaining chip and must be protected, not negotiated,” the aide said Tlaib expressed to Biden. “The U.S. cannot continue to give the right-wing [Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin] Netanyahu government billions each year to commit crimes against Palestinians. Atrocities like bombing schools cannot be tolerated, much less conducted with U.S.-supplied weapons.”

That’s succinct and very carefully constructed. Note that it’s not Israel that is the problem, it’s Netanyahu’s government. The words “crimes” and “atrocity” are featured but those words don’t carry legal weight. As long as certain words are not used, it’s still possible to sweep Israel’s actions under the carpet.

Congress is not even going to manage a symbolic gesture, such as delaying the sale of a massive new supply of Joint Direct Attack Munition(JDAM) worth $735 million. The JDAM, in case you don’t know, is the GPS-controlled terminally guided 1,000lb bomb – you give it the GPS coordinates, and drop it, and it navigates itself onto the target. Repulsive republican creep and racist jackass Tom Cotton actually suggested that it’d be a good thing for the Israelis to have more of them, since they would do less collateral damage and the bombing would be over faster. He’s manfully ignoring the fact that Israel already has lots of JDAMs (made in USA!) like the one used to knock down the Al-Jalaa tower a few days ago.

Israel already has plenty of JDAMs, this is just a resupply to top up the pantry; they’ve been using a bunch lately. By the way, as of this writing, so far Israel has flown over 150 air strikes against targets in Gaza – a hellacious shellacking by anyone’s standards. The claim remains that it’s strikes against Hamas or Hamas-associated targets, which ought to be expected given that Hamas is the duly-constituted democratically elected government of Palestine. Everyone keeps neglecting to mention that fact, for some reason. Hamas is the gift that keeps on giving for Israel – it’s serving a purpose similar to Al Quaeda or ISIS’s for the US – a carte blanche to blow things up. The US and Israel keep pretending to forget that “collateral damage” is still a war crime, and you cannot simply strike civilian targets by declaring them touched by the taint of the enemy. It’s the same maneuver the US has used to justify assassination drone strikes. Given the massive number of drone strikes the US launches, who’d have ever thought Al Quaeda was so damn big?

I lack detailed knowledge of the ins and outs of Palestinian politics, but it appears to me that Hamas is the duly constituted democratic government of Palestine – except that it won’t be allowed to govern because Israel is trying to kill everyone who steps into a leadership position. Meanwhile, the Fatah party appears to be acting as useful idiots: Abbas just cancelled a scheduled election (probably because he knew Hamas would win) [ap]

JERUSALEM (AP) – President Mahmoud Abbas announced early Friday that the first Palestinian elections in 15 years will be delayed, citing a dispute with Israel to call off a vote in which his fractured Fatah party was expected to suffer another embarrassing defeat to the Hamas militant group.

Hamas slammed the move as a “coup.” But the indefinite postponement will be quietly welcomed by Israel and Western countries, which view the Islamic militant group as a terrorist organization and are concerned about its growing strength.

For ordinary Palestinians, the delay leaves a long-entrenched political leadership in place that has failed to advance their hopes for statehood, heal the bitter rift between Fatah and Hamas or lift the blockade on the Gaza Strip, and which is seen as increasingly corrupt and authoritarian. Presidential elections planned for July also appeared to be on hold.

It’s not “convenient timing” – there has never been a time in which Israel has allowed Palestinians to form a functioning political system. That has also been part of the long-term strategy. If you keep blowing up your opposition, it’s easy to say “they aren’t negotiating in good faith” because they’re dead. That’s the trick the British tried using against the IRA and Sinn Fein and it didn’t work (Ireland laughs last, you brexiting self face-punching gomers!)

But, back to Biden:

“You’re a fighter and God thank you for being a fighter,” he said, promising to do everything he could to ensure that Tlaib’s family in the West Bank remained safe.

And, Joe Biden, you’re an asshole, and god pity you for being an asshole. Tlaib was not asking for you to protect her family, she was talking about all Palestinians. Biden’s just such a parochial jackass he can’t see that. I think it’s a very revealing remark.

 

 

Comments

  1. Sam N says

    I’d find it extraordinarily gratifying if this country reversed our positions regarding Cuba and Israel any minute now. Full trade and aid to Cuba. It’s well-past due to sanction Israel. Let’s see how well the corrupt Netanyahu negotiates that situation.

  2. sonofrojblake says

    If you keep blowing up your opposition, it’s easy to say “they aren’t negotiating in good faith” because they’re dead. That’s the trick the British tried using against the IRA

    Johnathan Ball and Tim Parry certainly weren’t in a position to negotiate in good faith, what with being, y’know, three years old and twelve years old respectively when the IRA killed them while they were out shopping for Mother’s Day cards and stuff. I don’t recall any retaliatory airstrikes on Belfast or Dublin in response to that, although since I missed that bomb by literally minutes I’d probably have supported them at the time. In fact, I can’t recall the British Government or official representatives thereof indulging in any indiscriminate bombing campaigns against civilians in Ireland. The attempt at a parallel is absurd and offensive.

  3. Sam N says

    @2 yeah, Britain didn’t use the mass-produced explosives from the USA did they. Just a lot of machine gun and fire arms munitions. I’m sure your very proud of your country.

  4. Rob Grigjanis says

    Sam N @3: Pointing out the absurdity of a comparison doesn’t mean you’re proud of your country. You’re being ridiculous.

  5. Sam N says

    @4. Fine. They were both abusive. Britain was far more abusive towards India and China than it was to Ireland though.

    Fair point.

  6. Sam N says

    @4 and I appreciate you didn’t pedantically point out my failure in the use of a ‘your’ instead of ‘you’re.

  7. JM says

    Just about everything in the Israel/Palestine situation is the lesser of two evils.

    The position of Hamas being the duly elected government is complex but more or less correct. Hamas won the parliamentary side of the 2006 election but president Abbas was not up for election. Hamas formed a government and managed to manage for a while but was in constant conflict with international organizations that supported Palestinians and with Abbas. When things fell apart* Abbas held power by default in a situation that isn’t exactly illegal but obviously not really legitimate either.
    * It’s important to note that things fell part because Hamas militants provoked Israel. Israel responded by arresting every Hamas member of parliament they could get their hands on among other things and otherwise interfering with the Palestinian government.

  8. Rob Grigjanis says

    Sam N @5: Any time you want to get into the imperial excesses of the UK, I’ll be happy to take part, probably largely on your side. As for which country was more abused by Britain on a per capita basis, I’m not so sure.

  9. Sam N says

    @8. I appreciate the sentiment. These are comments on a blog, not a publication in Nature. I often learn from push-back.

  10. John Morales says

    [OT]

    Rob @8:

    As for which country was more abused by Britain on a per capita basis, I’m not so sure.

    per capita? Not the best metric.

    I mean, in a country of millions of people, some hundreds being tortured to death and the rest being slightly inconvenienced would plausibly yield a lower measure than all being highly inconvenienced.

    (Ends up at Omelas)

  11. Rob Grigjanis says

    John @10: The Great Famine in Ireland killed about 1/8 the population and caused another 1/8 to emigrate. Do you begin to see what I was getting at?

  12. John Morales says

    Rob:

    Do you begin to see what I was getting at?

    That you think abuse is quantifiable, fungible and can be averaged over a population?

    That you think the potato blight was bioengineered by the English?

    That fewer than 1/8 of the Palestinian population died or emigrated, so it’s not as bad?

    Hard to say.

  13. consciousness razor says

    “Mr. President, can I ask you a quick question about Israel before you drive away, since it is very important?” a reporter asked.

    Some great journalism right there…. Don’t ask the question. Ask if you can ask the question, so you’ll be denied and everyone will have a good laugh. Yep, that’s how you do it.

    Congress is not even going to manage a symbolic gesture, such as delaying the sale of a massive new supply of Joint Direct Attack Munition(JDAM) worth $735 million.

    We were never this friendly with apartheid South Africa. I’m not saying things were good in the 80s, but how did this fucking country manage to become even more deranged since then?

  14. StevoR says

    @ ^ consciousness razor : Murdoch.

    Plus Trump and his enablers and cult followers and the Tea Party that became theTrump party and racism and religion combining in one uber-nasty toxic cocktail and more but, yeah, mainly Murdoch that pitiful fools whose brains were poisoned by him.

  15. komarov says

    Re: JM (#7):

    “It’s important to note that things fell part because Hamas militants provoked Israel.”

    Under the circumstances I’d really like to know what “provoke” means. Because this could be anything from “showing up on the wrong side of the border with a group of soldiers” to “having a membership card” or “having the wrong neighbours in your tower block”. These days apparently any and each of those will get you an airstrike.

  16. Curt Sampson says

    John Morales writes:

    [Do] you think the potato blight was bioengineered by the English?

    The same blight returned in 1879, yet there were far fewer deaths. Picking a proximate cause handy for your argument is certainly one way of arguing, but your particular choice isn’t much more valid that saying, “many Irish starved to death because they didn’t eat enough food.”

    sonofrojblake writes:

    I don’t recall any retaliatory airstrikes on Belfast or Dublin….

    No; the British used other means, but still deliberately killed non-combatants.

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