From Saturday Night Live, with Tina Fey as you-know-who.

The film Atlas Shrugged: Part 1 bombed mightily at the box office.

But not to worry, Ayn Rand fans! It looks like there will be a Part 2. Here’s the trailer.

The Onion News Network has the scoop.

CIA’s ‘Facebook’ Program Dramatically Cut Agency’s Costs

Cartoonist Tom Tomorrow on how modern wars escalate.

I know this is a bit late, but never mind.

Tired of making toast day after day and not seeing images of Jesus or Mary appear on it, even though others seem to see them everywhere?

Wait no more! With this handy little gadget, you too can have your own miracle. Amaze your friends! Get on the local news!

(Thanks to Norm.)

Some time ago I wrote about the peculiar phenomenon of sockpuppetry, where people go around to various websites and praise themselves under a pseudonym.

It turns out that the latest person to be exposed as practicing sockpuppetry is Scott Adams, creator the Dilbert comic strip, who under the pseudonym “PlannedChaos” praised Adams as a “certified genius”.