And, of course, her favorite “holiday” character will be the Grinch (“You’ve got spiders in your smile, Mr. Grinch”). How can any guy with spiders in his smile who engages in warfare on excessive bell-ringing and overcommercialization of holidays be that bad (even given that probably fatal episode of hypercardia suffered toward the end)?
PaulBCsays
You could play Paul Simon’s “Have a good time” for her tomorrow. Though age two may be a little early to start that degree of cynicism.
St. Judy’s Comet may prove more useful for the parent of a 2 year old.
A. Feeshsays
I think you have a beautiful Shelob you’re hiding in your underground lab until you can see your granddaughter in person. She will forget all about that awesome bicycle when she rides around on her eight legged drive.
I am incredibly jealous that your granddaughter has taken to a balance bike. My kid got it into her head that peddle bikes were “real” bikes and refused to use her balance bike.
I forgot to wish Iliana a happy birthday! Bad CD! Naughty CD!
Well, I remembered – Happy Birthday little Wonder! May this next year be the best year of your life so far!
brightmoonsays
Awwww Happy birthday! My oldest got a bike from my father who refused to buy training wheels for it. My son complained about not being able to balance it, so jokingly I told him to cuss it out then get back on. I was shocked when he followed my advice and was riding around by the end of the day
chigau (違う)says
イリアナ、誕生日おめでとうございます!
PaulBCsays
CD@6 Indeed so.
stroppysays
Happy Birthday!
2 y.o. and riding a two wheeler!
DonDueedsays
Awesome biker chick.
shelldiggersays
I’m pretty sure it says STRIDENT on the bike ;)
kestrelsays
Happy birthday, Iliana! And many happy returns of the day. Looks like she’s having fun.
pacalsays
Happy Birthday, and many, many more!!!!!
Rob Grigjanissays
I wonder if your name is related to the Greek ήλιος (ilios) meaning ‘sun’.
Anyway, happy birthday and keep shining, little one.
ANBsays
I second what chigau said. Whatever it was.
I guess I have to start a blog to show off my 2 year old granddaughter.
ANBsays
J/K Chigau said “Happy Birthday, Iliana!” Obviously.
jack16says
Happy Birthday!
Jack16
Lucky Catnipsays
If this child isn’t drawn to the color pink and likes things more traditionally marketed towards boys are you going to assume they might not be a girl after all? I’ve been reading a lot of stories lately from parents whose boys like the color pink and when they do these parents always assume their child is trans. Is your family teaching this child that they won’t know whether they are a boy or a girl until they’re older? Or are you following what seems to be the trans preferred method, seeing what gendered toys they are drawn towards? Being such a woke family I would assume that you’re avoiding the color pink at all costs. Does she even know the color pink exist yet or would that be too sexist?
Whoa…Lucky Catnip is the TERF berating me on YouTube for not listening to what TERFs say, on a video which is nothing but me responding to stuff TERFs are saying. And now they’re here with this bogus bullshit about a “woke family…avoiding the color pink at all costs”.
Pink is a perfectly nice color. It has nothing to do with sex or gender, but with the cultural baggage you’re carrying around. Iliana knows her colors, she’s a smart cookie.
She’s also two years old. We’re not worried about sex at all, yet. She gets to choose who she’s attracted to, not us, and not goddamned you at all. We care that she’s happy, healthy, curious, and smart, and while you might be projecting a desire to shape the sexuality of a two year old, because you’re a fucking TERF, we’re not.
Jesus. This is a thread about a happy toddler having a birthday, and a fuckwit TERF barges in with their poisonous nonsense. Not any more, at least — BANNED.
Speaking of catnip, is she big enough to have cats/dogs around?
I ask because it may be to her advantage to be exposed to the substances that may cause allergies at a later age. But this prophylactic approach may need more than one animal at a time.
Hmm….capybaras are big enough to not being vulnerable to getting trodden on by children. Or very large dogs. Vietnamese pigs, once they reach a certain size.
birgerjohanssonsays
FYI, until the beginning of the 20th century the ‘color coding’ of children’s clothes was the other way around!
.
And in many Asian countries white, not black, is the color of mourning. High heels was once a male thing if you go back 3-4 centuries.
Larrysays
Lucky girl. When I was two, we didn’t have strider bikes. We had to put wheels on the dog and ride it and we were darn glad to have it.
maireaine46says
Happy Birthday, Iliana ! What a beautiful name, and beautiful girl. My grandson had one of those strider bikes and he never needed training wheels, went right to a regular little bike. He went for a 4 mile ride with his uncle when he was 3.
stroppysays
birgerjohansson @ 27
I was 2 when I got first a cat and then a dog. We accumulated other critters after that, and along the way I was carefully instructed in how to interact, and was thereby somewhat socialized with the help animals. The downside, if you can really call it that, is that I came to realize, in the words of Jean-Paul Sartre, that “Hell is other people.”
When Iliana was born, her mother had a cat, Midnight, she’d had for many years and was deeply attached to. The cat died of old age a short while ago. So yes, Iliana has been exposed to animals, but no, the family is in no rush to replace a beloved pet. Too soon.
davidc1says
“You’ll never guess what she got for her birthday.”
An Elephant
voyagersays
Happy Birthday, Iliana. Gosh, those 2 years went fast!
She looks right pleased with her new bike.
DanDaresays
Helmet. Even at 2. Good safety discipline from the start!
magistramarlasays
Awww. Happy Birthday, Iliana! Such a lovely little girl! My youngest grandchild, Landon, was 2 on September 1.
He also received some sort of bike for his birthday. I think it was the same sort of thing.
He, his brother and three of his cousins are all in Houston. I wish I could see them!
crocswsocks says
Sweet girl.
PaulBC says
Happy Birthday Iliana! My son turns 17 today (October 13) and it’s also Paul Simon’s birthday as well as that of one of my neighbors.
Popular date.
Reginald Selkirk says
We don’t have to guess, we know that you gave her spiders.
Jaws says
And, of course, her favorite “holiday” character will be the Grinch (“You’ve got spiders in your smile, Mr. Grinch”). How can any guy with spiders in his smile who engages in warfare on excessive bell-ringing and overcommercialization of holidays be that bad (even given that probably fatal episode of hypercardia suffered toward the end)?
PaulBC says
You could play Paul Simon’s “Have a good time” for her tomorrow. Though age two may be a little early to start that degree of cynicism.
Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says
@PaulBC:
St. Judy’s Comet may prove more useful for the parent of a 2 year old.
A. Feesh says
I think you have a beautiful Shelob you’re hiding in your underground lab until you can see your granddaughter in person. She will forget all about that awesome bicycle when she rides around on her eight legged drive.
Brony, Social Justice Cenobite says
Happy birthday!
Tinjoe says
I am incredibly jealous that your granddaughter has taken to a balance bike. My kid got it into her head that peddle bikes were “real” bikes and refused to use her balance bike.
Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says
Wait, hang on!
I forgot to wish Iliana a happy birthday! Bad CD! Naughty CD!
Well, I remembered – Happy Birthday little Wonder! May this next year be the best year of your life so far!
brightmoon says
Awwww Happy birthday! My oldest got a bike from my father who refused to buy training wheels for it. My son complained about not being able to balance it, so jokingly I told him to cuss it out then get back on. I was shocked when he followed my advice and was riding around by the end of the day
chigau (違う) says
イリアナ、誕生日おめでとうございます!
PaulBC says
CD@6 Indeed so.
stroppy says
Happy Birthday!
2 y.o. and riding a two wheeler!
DonDueed says
Awesome biker chick.
shelldigger says
I’m pretty sure it says STRIDENT on the bike ;)
kestrel says
Happy birthday, Iliana! And many happy returns of the day. Looks like she’s having fun.
pacal says
Happy Birthday, and many, many more!!!!!
Rob Grigjanis says
I wonder if your name is related to the Greek ήλιος (ilios) meaning ‘sun’.
Anyway, happy birthday and keep shining, little one.
ANB says
I second what chigau said. Whatever it was.
I guess I have to start a blog to show off my 2 year old granddaughter.
ANB says
J/K Chigau said “Happy Birthday, Iliana!” Obviously.
jack16 says
Happy Birthday!
Jack16
Lucky Catnip says
If this child isn’t drawn to the color pink and likes things more traditionally marketed towards boys are you going to assume they might not be a girl after all? I’ve been reading a lot of stories lately from parents whose boys like the color pink and when they do these parents always assume their child is trans. Is your family teaching this child that they won’t know whether they are a boy or a girl until they’re older? Or are you following what seems to be the trans preferred method, seeing what gendered toys they are drawn towards? Being such a woke family I would assume that you’re avoiding the color pink at all costs. Does she even know the color pink exist yet or would that be too sexist?
birgerjohansson says
Aaaw…Happy birthday.
PZ Myers says
Whoa…Lucky Catnip is the TERF berating me on YouTube for not listening to what TERFs say, on a video which is nothing but me responding to stuff TERFs are saying. And now they’re here with this bogus bullshit about a “woke family…avoiding the color pink at all costs”.
Pink is a perfectly nice color. It has nothing to do with sex or gender, but with the cultural baggage you’re carrying around. Iliana knows her colors, she’s a smart cookie.
She’s also two years old. We’re not worried about sex at all, yet. She gets to choose who she’s attracted to, not us, and not goddamned you at all. We care that she’s happy, healthy, curious, and smart, and while you might be projecting a desire to shape the sexuality of a two year old, because you’re a fucking TERF, we’re not.
Jesus. This is a thread about a happy toddler having a birthday, and a fuckwit TERF barges in with their poisonous nonsense. Not any more, at least — BANNED.
PZ Myers says
TERFs are sick, warped people.
birgerjohansson says
Speaking of catnip, is she big enough to have cats/dogs around?
I ask because it may be to her advantage to be exposed to the substances that may cause allergies at a later age. But this prophylactic approach may need more than one animal at a time.
Hmm….capybaras are big enough to not being vulnerable to getting trodden on by children. Or very large dogs. Vietnamese pigs, once they reach a certain size.
birgerjohansson says
FYI, until the beginning of the 20th century the ‘color coding’ of children’s clothes was the other way around!
.
And in many Asian countries white, not black, is the color of mourning. High heels was once a male thing if you go back 3-4 centuries.
Larry says
Lucky girl. When I was two, we didn’t have strider bikes. We had to put wheels on the dog and ride it and we were darn glad to have it.
maireaine46 says
Happy Birthday, Iliana ! What a beautiful name, and beautiful girl. My grandson had one of those strider bikes and he never needed training wheels, went right to a regular little bike. He went for a 4 mile ride with his uncle when he was 3.
stroppy says
birgerjohansson @ 27
I was 2 when I got first a cat and then a dog. We accumulated other critters after that, and along the way I was carefully instructed in how to interact, and was thereby somewhat socialized with the help animals. The downside, if you can really call it that, is that I came to realize, in the words of Jean-Paul Sartre, that “Hell is other people.”
PZ Myers says
When Iliana was born, her mother had a cat, Midnight, she’d had for many years and was deeply attached to. The cat died of old age a short while ago. So yes, Iliana has been exposed to animals, but no, the family is in no rush to replace a beloved pet. Too soon.
davidc1 says
“You’ll never guess what she got for her birthday.”
An Elephant
voyager says
Happy Birthday, Iliana. Gosh, those 2 years went fast!
She looks right pleased with her new bike.
DanDare says
Helmet. Even at 2. Good safety discipline from the start!
magistramarla says
Awww. Happy Birthday, Iliana! Such a lovely little girl! My youngest grandchild, Landon, was 2 on September 1.
He also received some sort of bike for his birthday. I think it was the same sort of thing.
He, his brother and three of his cousins are all in Houston. I wish I could see them!
markbarker says
That’s some ‘weapons grade” cute ya got there, son <3