I had no idea there was a Morris community forum. Apparently most people don’t either, because there’s hardly anything there, and it goes for months without any entries. I’ve been missing out, though, because years ago someone found it important to discuss something I posted, Botanical Wednesday: I see it as giving the finger to the heavens. I have fans in my home town!
true beliver in god
if you belived in the higher power of this unvirst you would not be giving it the finger living in morris is like i a a point of hell with out morals of god are the belife that all man is creATED EQUEAL BY COLOR OFF SKIN AND LIFE WE WILL ALL BLEED RED BLOOD AND BE BEARD IN THE GROUND THE SAME UNDER THE SAME GOD YOU POEPLE SAY YOU BELIVE IN OPEN YOUR EYES LIFE IS SHORT LIKE THE THE BIBLE SAY LOVE THAY naborght as a he thay lord say because thay dont know ohw will are what color the person that may be thier to save your life so be kind to who you see know matter what the color of the skin be kind because you dont know when god will seen donw and angle when you need its hand to save your soul black or white are what every color it human form may be hate by color can be the end of your life but god will always love us as and equel
Uh, never mind. I’m not answering the door to anyone anymore.
Marcus Ranum says
Wow, it’s like someone invented LOLchristian.
davidnangle says
I’d like to get a count of grammatical and spelling errors, but I don’t think numbers go that high.
blf says
Knock knock
Poopyhead: “Yes, who is it?”
Mysteryknocker:
Poopyhead: “Do you have any punctuation?”
Mysteryknocker:
Poopyhead (hiding behind the couch): “You’ve no periods, commas, sentences, paragraphs, coherence, and… Say, would you like a cat?”
Mysteryknocker (running away): (voice fades out in the distance)
kestrel says
“Beard in the ground”?! Yeah. I am *definitely* going for cremation. !
John Small Berries says
This looks like evidence against the claim that Facebook shut down those AIs that developed their own language.
cartomancer says
Leave your naborghts alone, I’m sure they’re good people really!
anchor says
Not only is it a death cult, one can ‘clearly’ see its also obsessed with judgment and punishment (not necessarily in that order).
anchor says
Heh – nothing like that good old community spirit.
Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says
More like the spirits in a bootlegger’s Mason jar. ;)
wcorvi says
We’ve FOUND someone who makes our current president sound not quite so stupid!
John Harshman says
It’s like all covfefe, all the time.
Pierce R. Butler says
Anybody in Morris by the name of Poe?
Mrdead Inmypocket says
I may I’ve seen this persons ruminations on numerous youtube comment threads I’ve made the mistake of scrolling down to.
Must be glossolalia.
Olav says
I pity this person, and I mourn (and fear) the effects of underdevelopment in so many people in the world.
EigenSprocketUK says
I’m waiting for the sEQUEAL
zetopan says
“I’m waiting for the sEQUEAL”
Based on a superficial analysis of the original “letter”, I’m pretty sure that sEQUEAL would be spelled with a “C”, and maybe also with that third letter following “Z” in the alphabet (I lost my Dr. Seuss book so I can’t actually check on this). It is from a Poe boy for sure though.
EigenSprocketUK says
Oh yeh, This brings memories back: there was speech recognition software before Dragon Dictate 0.9
Mobius says
That. Was. Painful. To. Read.
birgerjohansson says
K syndrome?
Judging from what I recall from the Laundry novels, it is unhealthy trying to summon stuff too often.
woozy says
That would be “um”. Maybe “Spazz” or “Quan” should go in there. (the 11th or 9th).