I have a sore throat. And a hacking cough. And sinuses full of phlegm. That combo means every night is a struggle to get any sleep, and tonight I’m staggering out of bed at 2am.
What it also means is that every day I’m in a foul, snarling mood, ready to punch Nazis in the face, but also so debilitated that there’s no way I could adequately carry out said punching. This is an injustice.
Tch, punching is all about application of pressure and the mechanics of moving bodies. It’s for physicists. You’re a biologist, and you now have access to a renewable supply of unpleasant bodily secretions. Time for some biological warfare – cover the Nazis in phlegm.
Nostalgia!
(Get well soon.)
Being ready to punch a Nazi in the face isn’t a sign that you’re in a foul mood. It’s a sign that you’re a decent human being. :)
You might want to leave the TV off tonight then. Resident Drumpf will be giving an hour long televised address. (Unless you’re itching for a new TV, that is.)
Look, I didn’t tell you you could take my cough, so technically you stole it, but that’s all right, I don’t need it back.
Sounds like that miserable bug I came down with last month. The sinus pressure made for miserable sleeping!
Get well soon!!