I’m mentioned in a newspaper, in a way that isn’t likely to send a pitchfork- and torch-wielding mob lurching in my direction. I don’t know if I like it; it’s not as exciting.
Aww, and there isn’t even a comment section to casually mention your plan for world domination.
Esteleth, Raging Dyke of Fuck Mountainsays
The program sounds awesome! Congrats on the grant!
baalsays
Congratulations! 1.2 M is no small grant.
kevinschelleysays
Don’t worry, we can send some pitchfork-toting anti-science people your way. I’m sure someone will be upset about Science Education. Hopefully some Vermont Schools can get those grants again.
robrosays
You’re delusional, PZ. Encouraging “success for science students of all backgrounds” could easily send a gaggle of mindless fundies and zombie bigots to your door bearing pitchforks, torches blazing, because “science” is code for anti-god and “all backgrounds” means people other than white, hetero males.
I assume it wasn’t the government that appointed you director of the grant right? Because you will spend every penny as if it was your own, and get maximum creative return on it. Of course, the government wouldn’t stand for any of that nonsense.
Evader, the parasite-infested branch on the evolutionary treesays
Does anyone else giggle at “Paul” or is it just me?
PZ sounds so much more badass.
nonnysays
Congratulations!
It’s so important, they printed it twice.
Azkyroth, Former Growing Toaster Ovensays
Does anyone else giggle at “Paul” or is it just me?
PZ sounds so much more badass.
I hope this doesn’t cast a paul over his online reputation.
Ava, Oporornis maledettasays
Yay!
jamesemerysays
GO PZ!
Manage that money! :D
boadinumsays
Yay, PZ! Are you allowed to put any of it towards sacking the city of god? That would be awesome…sic the cephalopods and the zebra fish on them.
Deen says
Aww, and there isn’t even a comment section to casually mention your plan for world domination.
Esteleth, Raging Dyke of Fuck Mountain says
The program sounds awesome! Congrats on the grant!
baal says
Congratulations! 1.2 M is no small grant.
kevinschelley says
Don’t worry, we can send some pitchfork-toting anti-science people your way. I’m sure someone will be upset about Science Education. Hopefully some Vermont Schools can get those grants again.
robro says
You’re delusional, PZ. Encouraging “success for science students of all backgrounds” could easily send a gaggle of mindless fundies and zombie bigots to your door bearing pitchforks, torches blazing, because “science” is code for anti-god and “all backgrounds” means people other than white, hetero males.
Audley Z Darkheart (liar and scoundrel) says
I notice that they didn’t quote you, PZ. Too strident?
(Congrats!)
chigau (違う) says
“UMM Associate Professor of Biology Paul Z. Myers”
twice.
I think that they do not know your Secret Identity.
christophburschka says
Oh wow, they didn’t even mention crackers. That’s as though Jen McCreight appeared in a news article with no mention of Boobquake.
Antiochus Epiphanes says
Nice work.
Larry says
Let’s see how much of that grant money trickles down to non-squid-intensive sciency disciplines.
Loqi says
Never mind the grant, congrats to the newspaper for spelling “Myers” correctly!
dianne says
Congratulations on the grant! Sneaky way of letting us know you got it though…
Jasper of Maine says
Is it me or is he not on the front page/list yet?
Jasper of Maine says
Whoop – wrong thread
Ms. Daisy Cutter, Gynofascist in a Spiffy Hugo Boss Uniform says
Congrats!
Janine: History’s Greatest Monster says
How come they said nothing about Paul Z Myers being a grand poopyhead?
Larry Clapp says
They don’t call you “PZ”, that’s sure to throw off the haters.
'Tis Himself says
Congratulations PZ.
Aquaria says
Wonderful grant. Congratulations!
chigau (違う) says
https://proxy.freethought.online/pharyngula/2012/05/27/the-good-news
eoleen says
Congrats, PZ. You have won again. The reward for a job well done is, of course…. ANOTHER JOB!!! As if you didn’e have enough to do already.
Stella says
Awesome!
frankb says
The Fundies won’t know its you. The article didn’t say Diablo University.
a3kr0n says
I assume it wasn’t the government that appointed you director of the grant right? Because you will spend every penny as if it was your own, and get maximum creative return on it. Of course, the government wouldn’t stand for any of that nonsense.
Evader, the parasite-infested branch on the evolutionary tree says
Does anyone else giggle at “Paul” or is it just me?
PZ sounds so much more badass.
nonny says
Congratulations!
It’s so important, they printed it twice.
Azkyroth, Former Growing Toaster Oven says
I hope this doesn’t cast a paul over his online reputation.
Ava, Oporornis maledetta says
Yay!
jamesemery says
GO PZ!
Manage that money! :D
boadinum says
Yay, PZ! Are you allowed to put any of it towards sacking the city of god? That would be awesome…sic the cephalopods and the zebra fish on them.