Weird how it evolved a color so close to skin tone.
Gregory Greenwoodsays
ooh, pretty…
… but wait – I’m a bloke. And a straight bloke at that. I shouldn’t like that flower, what with it not being a manly shade of forget-me-not blue.
Oh teh noes! All the gender role stereotypes are crashing down around my ears! What have I done? What about the social gender expectations that evopsych types like Radford tell us are so important and not-at-all-sexist? Once they fall, how long before civilisation follows?
When we all eating one another’s brains in a post apocalyptic, irradiated wasteland, just remember – it’s all my fault…
carliesays
Oh dear, I’m sorry – it’s like I was seeing red for a moment there.
'Tis Himself, OM.says
When we all eating one another’s brains in a post apocalyptic, irradiated wasteland, just remember – it’s all my fault…
It’s your fault regardless of what happens.
Curious Chloridesays
I see what you did there…..
Although despite all the recent discussions, it still took me several seconds to get the joke.
Weird how it evolved a color so close to skin tone.
Thank you.
'Tis Himself, OM.says
Weird how it evolved a color so close to skin tone.
<Makes note for January Molly nominations.>
shouldbeworkingsays
I’m not gonna touch this topic with a 10 inch pole. Of any colour.
Mattirsays
Wait a minute – feralboy has discovered that plants use female humans as pollinators? Wow.
Happiestsadistsays
It’s floofy! I like it.
I wonder what colour genderqueers are supposed to be irresistibly biologically drawn to? Purple?
(I kid, gender is irrelevant or possibly nonexistent to Ev-Psy jackasses. There is only sex and the roles laid out in the ancient days of the 1950s.)
That said, I like pink. It makes me happy. It’s why most of my tattoos have some pink in them (which somehow is visible on my equally pink-in-that-it’s not-green skin), and my hair was for a while. I miss it.
ChasCPetersonsays
teh *eyeroll*
ambassadorfromverdammtsays
From an ev-psycho point of view, doesn’t this prove that it must have been teh ladies who tended the paleolithic flower beds?
DLCsays
what picture,I just see a grey blob . . . Evo-Psych says so!
Why, evolutionary mental pressure from the 1950s demands I not see the pink puffball. Next up, it’ll explain why humans buy more blue cars than red. . . except it won’t.
shouldbeworkingsays
I’ve owned more blue cars than red. Therefore gawd?
DLCsays
Well, Boys have to buy blue cars, and girls have to buy red ones, but only because Pink is reserved for Mary Kay distributors.
If you look closely enough, you can actually see the berries.
razzlefrogsays
Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttyyyyy!
Classical Cipher, Murmur Muris, OMsays
feralboy, that’s twice in twenty-four hours you’ve made me laugh out loud. You are on a roll :)
shouldbeworkingsays
I always wanted a green sports car and at my age, everyone is younger than me. At least that’s what my ‘loving’ daughters tell me. They just don’t want me to spend their inheritance.
Friendlysays
“Botanical”? This is what happens when you overload the Fuzzy Pumper Barber & Beauty Shop with too much pink Play-Doh and then mash too hard on the pump.
I don’t get it.
Why should a pink feather duster appeal to the ladies?
Have they elvolved to like housework?
=8)-DXsays
Huff huff, hey we boys like to look at plant genitals as well!
Irene Delsesays
Come on, PZ, tell us the truth: the Trophy Wife (TM) helped you choose today’s pic! A bloke can’t possibly have such fine colour recognition.
'Tis Himself, OM.says
A bloke can’t possibly have such fine colour recognition.
Too true. Men only see 16 colors, like the basic Windows® color palate. Shades and nuances are unknown to men. Peach is a fruit. Pumpkin is a squash. Who knows what mauve is. :-þ
David Marjanovićsays
Although despite all the recent discussions, it still took me several seconds to get the joke.
I finally get the joke of your name! :-)
What did PZ do to that doll’s head?
Thread won.
what picture,I just see a grey blob . . . Evo-Psych says so!
Why, evolutionary mental pressure from the 1950s demands I not see the pink puffball. Next up, it’ll explain why humans buy more blue cars than red. . . except it won’t.
Week saved.
pHredsays
humm … Makes me think … Beige, I think I will paint the ceiling beige.
cicely, Disturber of the Peassays
Ah; the rare Pepto-Bismol dandelion.
–
Weird how it evolved a color so close to skin tone.
I get a weird optical illusion: the background colours surrounding the flower keep shrinking… Is it just me? Is it time for a vist to the ophthalmologist?
magistramarlasays
I guess that I am REALLY not the stereotype woman that the GOTP thinks all women are. I glanced at the picture, went “meh” and didn’t even bother to look at the comments. I’m not into most flowers, and especially not into pink at all.
When my hubby came home, he was the one who pointed out to me what PZ was up to – it would have sailed right over my head! Does this mean that I’m a female with male tendencies – oh no!
shouldbeworkingsays
@33. Don’t forget, teal is a waterfowl.
@38, don’t mention your concerns to your husband. You and he may really have issues then.
Browniansays
<Makes note for January Molly nominations.>
Pfft. While feralboy12 was cracking wise, I demonstrated for the nth time to my cat that there was no Chupacabra hiding underneath my copy of Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman.
So, feralboy12 can have his Molly (in fact, it’s a glaring oversight that he doesn’t yet have one), but we all know who’re the real skeptics around here.
carolwsays
When are they going to make pretty black flowers? That’s my color preference. Chew on that, evo-psyhcos.
yellowsubmarinesays
That looks like a firework mid-explosion to me, which is rather neat imo. But I would be just as happy had it been blue.
Margaretsays
@Caine, Fleur du Mal
It’s trying to get teh ladies to snuggle up to it.
So all the heterosexual men are now going to wear pink in an attempt to get teh ladies to snuggle up to them?
'Tis Himself, OM.says
Darn, I’m wearing a blue shirt and beige trousers. No snuggling for me. :-(
Gregory Greenwoodsays
Margaret @ 43;
So all the heterosexual men are now going to wear pink in an attempt to get teh ladies to snuggle up to them?
Note to self – buy some pink clothes…
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‘Tis Himself, OM. @ 44;
Darn, I’m wearing a blue shirt and beige trousers. No snuggling for me. :-(
@ 6 you said;
It’s your fault regardless of what happens.
Does this mean that your non-snuggled state is my fault too? If so, I am really sorry, it was not my intent to snuggle-block you, honest.
;-)
Margaretsays
‘Tis Himself, OM. @ 44;
Darn, I’m wearing a blue shirt and beige trousers. No snuggling for me. :-(
At least not with the ladies.
Rich Woodssays
I think there’s something wrong with my monitor.
Or my brain, but… *pretty*…
Rich Woodssays
Nope, it’s my brain. I know ‘cos the world sez it iz.
Stacysays
Weird how it evolved a color so close to skin tone.
carlie says
I have to go with my first thought upon reading the text and seeing the associated picture:
FUCK YOU MYERS!!!!! *fist shake*
chigau (私も) says
Why? All the tiny, little penises?
feralboy12 says
Weird how it evolved a color so close to skin tone.
Gregory Greenwood says
ooh, pretty…
… but wait – I’m a bloke. And a straight bloke at that. I shouldn’t like that flower, what with it not being a manly shade of forget-me-not blue.
Oh teh noes! All the gender role stereotypes are crashing down around my ears! What have I done? What about the social gender expectations that evopsych types like Radford tell us are so important and not-at-all-sexist? Once they fall, how long before civilisation follows?
When we all eating one another’s brains in a post apocalyptic, irradiated wasteland, just remember – it’s all my fault…
carlie says
Oh dear, I’m sorry – it’s like I was seeing red for a moment there.
'Tis Himself, OM. says
It’s your fault regardless of what happens.
Curious Chloride says
I see what you did there…..
Although despite all the recent discussions, it still took me several seconds to get the joke.
Susannah says
That proves it! The Intelligent Designer (who shall never be named) works for ToysRUs.
feralboy #3; You owe me a laptop.
momoelektra says
I am getting an urge… must… buy…oh…
Caine, Fleur du Mal says
Feralboy12:
It’s trying to get teh ladies to snuggle up to it.
Mattir says
What did PZ do to that doll’s head?
patrickbarrett says
Thank you.
'Tis Himself, OM. says
<Makes note for January Molly nominations.>
shouldbeworking says
I’m not gonna touch this topic with a 10 inch pole. Of any colour.
Mattir says
Wait a minute – feralboy has discovered that plants use female humans as pollinators? Wow.
Happiestsadist says
It’s floofy! I like it.
I wonder what colour genderqueers are supposed to be irresistibly biologically drawn to? Purple?
(I kid, gender is irrelevant or possibly nonexistent to Ev-Psy jackasses. There is only sex and the roles laid out in the ancient days of the 1950s.)
That said, I like pink. It makes me happy. It’s why most of my tattoos have some pink in them (which somehow is visible on my equally pink-in-that-it’s not-green skin), and my hair was for a while. I miss it.
ChasCPeterson says
teh *eyeroll*
ambassadorfromverdammt says
From an ev-psycho point of view, doesn’t this prove that it must have been teh ladies who tended the paleolithic flower beds?
DLC says
what picture,I just see a grey blob . . . Evo-Psych says so!
Why, evolutionary mental pressure from the 1950s demands I not see the pink puffball. Next up, it’ll explain why humans buy more blue cars than red. . . except it won’t.
shouldbeworking says
I’ve owned more blue cars than red. Therefore gawd?
DLC says
Well, Boys have to buy blue cars, and girls have to buy red ones, but only because Pink is reserved for Mary Kay distributors.
thomascaldwell says
I loved that picture and I’m a male. Should I consider gender reassignment?
thomascaldwell says
I thought classic male midlife crisis meant getting a red sports car and chasing after younger women.
mikeg says
If you look closely enough, you can actually see the berries.
razzlefrog says
Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttyyyyy!
Classical Cipher, Murmur Muris, OM says
feralboy, that’s twice in twenty-four hours you’ve made me laugh out loud. You are on a roll :)
shouldbeworking says
I always wanted a green sports car and at my age, everyone is younger than me. At least that’s what my ‘loving’ daughters tell me. They just don’t want me to spend their inheritance.
Friendly says
“Botanical”? This is what happens when you overload the Fuzzy Pumper Barber & Beauty Shop with too much pink Play-Doh and then mash too hard on the pump.
ladyh42 says
Gah! Kill it with FIRE!!!!!
SteveV says
I don’t get it.
Why should a pink feather duster appeal to the ladies?
Have they elvolved to like housework?
=8)-DX says
Huff huff, hey we boys like to look at plant genitals as well!
Irene Delse says
Come on, PZ, tell us the truth: the Trophy Wife (TM) helped you choose today’s pic! A bloke can’t possibly have such fine colour recognition.
'Tis Himself, OM. says
Too true. Men only see 16 colors, like the basic Windows® color palate. Shades and nuances are unknown to men. Peach is a fruit. Pumpkin is a squash. Who knows what mauve is. :-þ
David Marjanović says
I finally get the joke of your name! :-)
Thread won.
Week saved.
pHred says
humm … Makes me think … Beige, I think I will paint the ceiling beige.
cicely, Disturber of the Peas says
Ah; the rare Pepto-Bismol dandelion.
–
*snortle*
Thread won.
–
A decade.
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piero says
I get a weird optical illusion: the background colours surrounding the flower keep shrinking… Is it just me? Is it time for a vist to the ophthalmologist?
magistramarla says
I guess that I am REALLY not the stereotype woman that the GOTP thinks all women are. I glanced at the picture, went “meh” and didn’t even bother to look at the comments. I’m not into most flowers, and especially not into pink at all.
When my hubby came home, he was the one who pointed out to me what PZ was up to – it would have sailed right over my head! Does this mean that I’m a female with male tendencies – oh no!
shouldbeworking says
@33. Don’t forget, teal is a waterfowl.
@38, don’t mention your concerns to your husband. You and he may really have issues then.
Brownian says
Pfft. While feralboy12 was cracking wise, I demonstrated for the nth time to my cat that there was no Chupacabra hiding underneath my copy of Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman.
So, feralboy12 can have his Molly (in fact, it’s a glaring oversight that he doesn’t yet have one), but we all know who’re the real skeptics around here.
carolw says
When are they going to make pretty black flowers? That’s my color preference. Chew on that, evo-psyhcos.
yellowsubmarine says
That looks like a firework mid-explosion to me, which is rather neat imo. But I would be just as happy had it been blue.
Margaret says
@Caine, Fleur du Mal
So all the heterosexual men are now going to wear pink in an attempt to get teh ladies to snuggle up to them?
'Tis Himself, OM. says
Darn, I’m wearing a blue shirt and beige trousers. No snuggling for me. :-(
Gregory Greenwood says
Margaret @ 43;
Note to self – buy some pink clothes…
——————————————————————
‘Tis Himself, OM. @ 44;
@ 6 you said;
Does this mean that your non-snuggled state is my fault too? If so, I am really sorry, it was not my intent to snuggle-block you, honest.
;-)
Margaret says
‘Tis Himself, OM. @ 44;
At least not with the ladies.
Rich Woods says
I think there’s something wrong with my monitor.
Or my brain, but… *pretty*…
Rich Woods says
Nope, it’s my brain. I know ‘cos the world sez it iz.
Stacy says
FTW