So I played this Battleground God game, which is supposed to ferret out philosophical contradictions in your views about religion. I didn’t implode into a mass of inconsistent pudding at the end, which is good, right?

Where are my fabulous prizes?

Apparently, you can also get a perfect score by playing from the theistic perspective, since the goal is just to avoid self-contradiction. I’d try, but I can’t. All I did was give the answers that weren’t stupid. It’s not as if I were thinking to play.