Jesus is called in God’s office because he has trouble facing the competition, and he has to change his image. So he becomes sort of a super hero, and opens Super Jésus BBQ chicken.
Holytapesays
The Crucifixion always seemed a little off to me. You would think that a carpenter would be able to coup with getting nailed to a piece of wood. Especially when the carpenter supposedly was an omnipotent god.
At 0.10 secs into the video, there’s a shot of 3 nails on the cross-beam. I sincerely hope the video doesn’t lend support to the doctrinal error Of triclavianism
SQBsays
This is gonna be way off topic, but you knwo you want one!
Hoversays
If Jesus came to Earth today
They’d crucify him straight away
Upon a cross of MDF
And they’d use No Need For Nails
“Upon Westminster Bridge”
– Half Man Half Biscuit
LaTomatesays
@Kemist
Merci :) that’s quite funny :p
I can understand Quebecois, even though it’s quite convoluted sometimes, couliss!
Cheers!
nixscriptersays
An ad which is about as close as anyone will get to one of my favorite jokes:
MolBiosays
Damn, I wanted to do that. Damn it. Meh, can always make my own version. :p
Punk'd by Entropysays
Affix applicator perpendicular to palm of hand and drive in with 3lb mallet……..”hey, this shite works!
doctorcrankensteinsays
If you’re Jesus and you know it clap your hands
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Silisays
Isn’t it good to see the Romans and Jews building bridges and coming together in an equal opportunity execution? Crucifixion and stoning! Mooney will be so proud.
TimKO,,.,,says
Bit anachronistic to call them xtians but still funny.
Next time one of you aussies asks what it’s like in the puritan US, I’ll point you here. If this aired in the US it would be bigger than nipple-gate. Congressman would lose office, national guard called-in, FCC would fine the network, etc.
Nice counterpoint to the Iowa billboards… too bad it is unlikely to get air time in the USA.
Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each…
Adherents to the faith!
What next, the padded iron maiden?
Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/mxaa3p
But they’re gluing a Jew, not a Christian!
They both pale to the brutal savagery that was the Spanish Inquisition.
What? The Spanish inquisition? By George, I did not expect that.
I really think that duct tape is more secure.
WTF? Where is that kind of funny in these parts?
Oh, yah, that’s right, the US is the land of humorless Puritans.
Carry on.
Looks like a spoof of this short yet wonderful fake ad from early 90s France:
Ah, Les Nuls… always amazing.
There’s also this pearl from the same period by “Les Inconnus”: Jesus II, the Return – and he’s pissed off!!
Well durn. I’m going to miss the stigmata. Or as I tell my wife when I head out for (mis)adventure… If I’m not bleeding, I’m not having fun.
Die Anyway
“Go full hog and accept the consequences.”
Ahh, now this explains why they call them “Religious Adherents.”
Two words:
Gorilla tape.
@LaTomate
This is from the same period from Quebec (if you can understand :)
Super Jésus
Jesus is called in God’s office because he has trouble facing the competition, and he has to change his image. So he becomes sort of a super hero, and opens Super Jésus BBQ chicken.
The Crucifixion always seemed a little off to me. You would think that a carpenter would be able to coup with getting nailed to a piece of wood. Especially when the carpenter supposedly was an omnipotent god.
Sasquatch Jesus
At 0.10 secs into the video, there’s a shot of 3 nails on the cross-beam. I sincerely hope the video doesn’t lend support to the doctrinal error Of triclavianism
This is gonna be way off topic, but you knwo you want one!
If Jesus came to Earth today
They’d crucify him straight away
Upon a cross of MDF
And they’d use No Need For Nails
“Upon Westminster Bridge”
– Half Man Half Biscuit
@Kemist
Merci :) that’s quite funny :p
I can understand Quebecois, even though it’s quite convoluted sometimes, couliss!
Cheers!
An ad which is about as close as anyone will get to one of my favorite jokes:
MolBio says
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Punk'd by Entropy says
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doctorcrankenstein says
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Sili says
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TimKO,,.,, says
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aratina cage of the OM says
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https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawnYIVlHBfkX2hWb6IKGKav79YjIY3nNRYg says
Damn, I wanted to do that. Damn it. Meh, can always make my own version. :p
Affix applicator perpendicular to palm of hand and drive in with 3lb mallet……..”hey, this shite works!
If you’re Jesus and you know it clap your hands
….
Isn’t it good to see the Romans and Jews building bridges and coming together in an equal opportunity execution? Crucifixion and stoning! Mooney will be so proud.
Bit anachronistic to call them xtians but still funny.
Next time one of you aussies asks what it’s like in the puritan US, I’ll point you here. If this aired in the US it would be bigger than nipple-gate. Congressman would lose office, national guard called-in, FCC would fine the network, etc.
I came across a strange photo today of an alternative depiction of the crucifixion of Christ: Jebus as a Snake Snack on a Stick.
Does it work equally well for gluing creationists mouths shut?
If so, I’ll take a case.