Technically we are still in the period leading up to Squidmas known as Inkvent.
Gregory Greenwoodsays
‘Its the war on Christmas! The war on Christmas I say. You horrible, horrible atheists are ruining it for all the little children. How could you be so mean! This is surely far worse than the repugnant child abuse perpetrated by pious perverts and covered up by Pope Palpatine and his Cardinal Moffs. Um, I mean Pope Ratzinger and his Cardinals . . .
Err, actually. Just forget I said anything.
Merry Squidma-
Damn it! Now you’ve got me saying it!’
This is a hypothetical statement as might be muttered by a semi-honest theist. Should such a rare and endangered creature ever be encountered.
mythusmagesays
It’s been confirmed, PZ Myers is actually a gang of 12 year old boys masquerading as a college professor.
chuckgoecke says
Next time I need my skin ripped off, I’ll have to remember to go skinny dipping off California in a school of Humboldt squids.
https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawl3TpOVyxxwCT5cVU3M80c_cpxoMBZmiOQ says
Cuuuuuuuuuute.
Super cuuuuuuuuuute.
(No, I’m not high on cough medicine).
Sili says
I’m not happy that the harbingers of the old ones are walking the streets wearing snuggies.
UXO says
OK, so it’s not quite Cthulhumas – but it’s close!
Joffan says
Candles, or dynamite?
daveau says
One for the kiddies.
aratina cage says
It’s Santa Myers on his seven-squid open whale!
Zeno says
Ah, yes. Holidays with the family.
dannystevens.myopenid.com says
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
aharleygyrl says
Hey, Where’s SpongeBob?
Sven DiMilo says
That’s…
ugly.
mdhofer says
I think others have squid-filked carols better. Like http://www.cthulhulives.org/Solstice/mp3s/OhCthulhusample.mp3 for instance
Peter G. says
Technically we are still in the period leading up to Squidmas known as Inkvent.
Gregory Greenwood says
‘Its the war on Christmas! The war on Christmas I say. You horrible, horrible atheists are ruining it for all the little children. How could you be so mean! This is surely far worse than the repugnant child abuse perpetrated by pious perverts and covered up by Pope Palpatine and his Cardinal Moffs. Um, I mean Pope Ratzinger and his Cardinals . . .
Err, actually. Just forget I said anything.
Merry Squidma-
Damn it! Now you’ve got me saying it!’
This is a hypothetical statement as might be muttered by a semi-honest theist. Should such a rare and endangered creature ever be encountered.
mythusmage says
It’s been confirmed, PZ Myers is actually a gang of 12 year old boys masquerading as a college professor.
Rob says
mmmmm…. squid!