There can be too much of a good thing. If you actually eat Turbaconucken, you’ve got a bacon addiction. Seek help.

And if you ever drink Jones Dungeons & Dragons Spellcasting Soda during your weekly D&D game, you are suffering from hypernerdosis. In fact, you are probably even too nerdy for this blog.

I don’t even want to imagine someone who serves turbaconucken and spellcasting soda as a snack during their regular FRP sessions.