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  1. Owlmirror says

    [A feeble attempt, but nevertheless…]

    When you stare into the waters
    Beware what lurks beneath:
    A wingéd form with tentacles
    and wit with razor teeth

    With deadly rhyme and meter
    And calligraphic ink
    The acts of fools are savaged
    So pause, reflect, and think

    Must you wear those wetsuits?
    Do your words limp or sting?
    You may be greatly shamed
    When the Cuttlefish does sing

    Trade the noise for silence
    Maybe read a book
    Camouflage your foolishness
    And you might be off the hook

    Wisdom, as well as folly,
    The Cuttlefish will laud
    And we who honor wisdom
    Must, of course, applaud

    But fools are ever foolish
    As Cuttlefish does know
    There’s plenty of ink for you
    If foolishness you show

  2. David Marjanović, OM says

    <voice=”Antonio Banderas”>
    <sing>

    Congratulations, oh Cuttlefish,
    And warmly welcome to the club,
    For you make it clear now to everyone here
    Whereinever in fact lies the rub.

    And all that in verse and in meter,
    And all that with reason and rhyme,
    What’s more, it’s such fun, tell us, how have we done
    Without that for such a long time?

    (I should think of just one more stanza,
    But my imagination is up,
    The tune, in full bloom, gives me lots of more room,
    Not your bottomless barrel’s my cup!)

    You have, as first, made it obvious
    What should be in everyone’s sight:
    “The film clearly shows that stupidity flows
    Just a little bit faster than,
    little bit faster than,
    little bit faster than light!”

    </sing>
    </voice>

    (…Now I just hope I’ve correctly remembered where all the parts of the tune go.)

  3. David Marjanović, OM says

    <voice=”Antonio Banderas”>
    <sing>

    Congratulations, oh Cuttlefish,
    And warmly welcome to the club,
    For you make it clear now to everyone here
    Whereinever in fact lies the rub.

    And all that in verse and in meter,
    And all that with reason and rhyme,
    What’s more, it’s such fun, tell us, how have we done
    Without that for such a long time?

    (I should think of just one more stanza,
    But my imagination is up,
    The tune, in full bloom, gives me lots of more room,
    Not your bottomless barrel’s my cup!)

    You have, as first, made it obvious
    What should be in everyone’s sight:
    “The film clearly shows that stupidity flows
    Just a little bit faster than,
    little bit faster than,
    little bit faster than light!”

    </sing>
    </voice>

    (…Now I just hope I’ve correctly remembered where all the parts of the tune go.)

  4. David Marjanović, OM says

    Oh, shit. I thought I had figured the <br> tag out. I had not. So, the narrowest empty lines should actually be the broadest ones.

  5. David Marjanović, OM says

    Oh, shit. I thought I had figured the <br> tag out. I had not. So, the narrowest empty lines should actually be the broadest ones.

  6. says

    Finally, the anti-cephalopod sentiment that is so pervasive in this blog seems to be weakening.

    Congratulations to an intelligent and interesting invertebrate.

  7. JohnnieCanuck, FCD says

    Admirable, cuttlefish.

    Just think, after that great breeding frenzy is over
    and all the eggs have been laid
    what’s left of you
    may yet end up in a parrot’s cage.